What do they eat

What do they eat

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid homosexuals like OP

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *drink
    They drink milk from Gwynevere's fat breasts

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was honestly my first thought, there's probably milk fountains for the common folk to drink godly ambrosia from. Just don't drink from the milk fountain in the basement, that one isn't really milk...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was honestly my first thought, there's probably milk fountains for the common folk to drink godly ambrosia from. Just don't drink from the milk fountain in the basement, that one isn't really milk...

      Actually she's just an illusion

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's real to me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's her tax policy

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    where does he shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he just does it off the nearby ledge

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blight town confirms this as canon.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This does actually unironically piss me off and the question of where the toilets are.
    I know it's dumb, I know there's no point in it, but it still pisses me off to no end. Elden Ring has this too with some shitty three house villages (at best) with no farm fields that would support the grand scale of civilization the game implies the world once had.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      miyazaki's games generally do this. it's not such a big deal for me in the more constrained games, but Elden Ring gamifying the entire world where practically everything in the entire gamespace is hostile has been a huge distraction.
      Nothing about the world suggests anyone did anything other than military and stand the frick around waiting for "the guy" in the hopes to kick his ass.

      Open world was a mistake. I unironically will take skyrim over this shit.
      earlier games were fun enough.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you gays do this to jap devs??
        >yoshi
        >miyazaki
        >kojima
        What the frick is it about these homosexuals that you attribute titles they directed solely to their name as if the rest of the development team didn’t exist???

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          dunno about Yoshi, but the latter two are control freaks. Their influence on development is palpable. Go play the best metal gear in the series and tell me you can't tell Survive is not a 'Kojima' game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they even need to eat or shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why DS2 is the best Souls game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deepest lore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People in Elden Ring ate boiled prawns and crab, turtle necks, deer and boar liver, and various cured and pickled meats

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do the gods need to eat though?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rykard sure does

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a video game. Chill.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Games aren't meant to be 1:1 to scale representations of their worlds. As you pointed out there's not enough room for anything the populous needs in ER like food production or housing.

      Because even though its origin is itself as a game it's a gamified representation of a world.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fairy tale vision. It doesn't matter and you're meant to just bask in the moment

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn’t find the toilets

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they ate souls. Its messed up because they ate dark souls. they should have ate caucasian souls

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do they eat?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      goyslop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      souls

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhm sweaty they are right next two water which is probably full of fish how stupid can one be?!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Children

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      woah I can see my house from here

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bait thread but the entire city is an illusion. Even then, everyone living there is undead and has no need to eat. And even when there was a functioning, living society there, as the city of the gods they probably got shipments of food from the surrounding countryside.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nuh uh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bait thread but the entire city is an illusion
      Only the light and Guinevere is an illusion.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who?
    There is no one there except for some dead people that just respawn whenever they die.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see that mountain? you cant go there

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