>the 3d effect on the stickers
why the FRICK, what fricking moron made these and thought "yeah these need mana and health stickers otherwise they'd definitely be incomplete" and then find this pseudo-3d banner clip-art and thought "perfect! that makes total sense" frick's sake
Depends on the setting. Something tells me they would taste great in a Final Fantasy game but shit in Dark Souls. I wouldn't be surprised if Estus flasks were made with aborted fetuses or something like that.
They're essentially the ultra distilled and chemically pure restorative components of whatever ingredients are used to brew them, right? So they probably taste like how most organic compounds do: acrid and bitter, with hints of peach, cherry, or almond. Just kidding, they taste like my powered ass hairs, dingleberries and all.
Since ethers are imbibed by mages and mages tend to be smart and smart people maintain their senses longer resulting in them maintaining a child-like sweet tooth throughout adulthood, I would guess ethers taste sweet. Perhaps like flat soda or Arizona green tea. It can't be juice or sports drinks because that shit makes you sick when you're physically active.
Since potions are usually imbibed by tanks and tanks tend to be musclebound, I would guess potions have a savory taste, like warm milk.
Accelerating the way wounds naturally heal, I suppose. Though, if that is the case, it does beg the question what it would do about wounds that wouldn't "naturally heal."
Accelerates the natural healing process. Side effects include cancer and bacterial/fungal blooms. Better hope your stomach is empty too, otherwise you're gonna hear a barn coming out of your guts.
Healing potions contain a strong temporal spell that will speed up time for your own body while keeping you consciously experience normal flow. Your body heals itself and you rapidly "lose" some of your lifespan. These potions are dangerous and methods of last resort. As there is no inherent healing properties to the potion they can be quite dangerous. It is not unheard of that rookie adventurers use it to mend broken bones, permanently crippling them or throwing away years or even decades of their life unknowingly using one to fight long term illnesses. As the potion will keep accelerating time until you are "healed" there is also a chance of accelerating your death even faster by speeding up a bad infection or trying to heal a wound that can't heal naturally.
This is why the purchase, use and the carrying of healing potions is strictly prohibited unless you earn your potions license which includes a two-part exam and requires you to visit a royal certified adventuring safety class for no less than 40 hours.
i want an rpg game where going over your HP limit makes you explode, and healing magic has a delay before it kicks in.
that way, you could heal before a fight and be healed during the fight if hurt
but if you don't get hurt, you'd have to break your arm or something before the healing magic kicks in so you don't explode
Look at the images. The left is supposed to be the smell of period stained panties. The right is supposed to be the smell of girl shit. They're niche perfumes for otaku to sniff while they frick their onahole. Why are you even surprised.
Health tastes like a quality scotch or bourbon. Mana tastes like man dick because that's what healers love most, and by proxy all mana-dependent casters are wiener gobblers.
Health is sweet but more like blood than like a fruit.
Mana is like drinking those really, and I mean REALLY, cheap energy drinks, it tastes artificial and weird.
>what does this health tonic that literally repairs physical damage taste like? >Ganker: ummm fwooty stwabewwies and candy and sugar and chewwies and candy sugarcoated gumdwops
Health tastes like worms crawling under your skin stiching things together with needles
Mana tastes like you just imbibed 700 grams of amphetimenes and all of your appendages are trying to escape your body
Slightly metallic, bloody taste, but with the viscosity of vegetable oil for health potion.
Every elemental note one after the other, spicy(fire), salty (water), bitter (earth), minty (air), tingly (electric), and cold numbness (ice), followed by a Hard Sweetness with the viscosity of water for mana potion.
It's up to the lore of the game to determine how they're made or what they're made with.
For example the Fortnite blue shield potions are blue mushroom juice
health tastes like steak
mana tastes like mint
That's fricking awful. Health tastes like bourbon. Mana tastes like carbonated water.
Blueraz and cinnamon hearts.
Cinnamon and mint
Blue raspberry and cherry
This. I know because I’ve tried them. What about these, though?
they are all just different cum bottles colored with different food colors
Fourth from the left is health. Sixth from the right is mana. Ganker, what are the other elixirs for?
Spirit
Speed
Endurance
Health
Intelligence
Strength
Accuracy
Mana
Life steal
Kills you
Charisma
Also kills you
Stamina
this but "widow's wine" gives you poison touch
I imagine they taste like similarly colored jarritos
blue raspberry
watermelon
orange
cherry
grape
coke
???
blueberry
orange again
something blue
shitty cherry
code red
lime
The first is actually fish and cat piss
i'd have a shopkeeper price all that shit out for me and use the shitty stuff as holy water fodder
My potions are too strong for you, traveller
>that bottle with the label showing sperm shooting out the other end of a penis head
There is no such thing as blue raspberry. You're just talking about raspberry.
Don't you feel like a silly billy
Nice shoop.
>golden raspberries exist
>can't make golden raspberry or yellow raspberry have to go with blue
so dumb
Yo the goblin berries from Gothic are real!
growing up someone in my neighborhood put some in their yard and they migrated to an empty field I used to eat them all the time
>golden raspberries are real
>you'll never get any golden raspberry drinks because it'll look like piss
FRICK
We already have many kinds of yellow colored drinks? Have you heard of Lemonade?
>Have you heard of Lemonade
Your move.
How about Pineapple Juice?
Apple juice
>ladderealth
?
>/xana
Pool water and lava lamp liquid
Salty milk and coins
of course all the newbies don't get the reference
Was I supposed to go 'IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE JOKE IS CUM!'
have a nice day
The joke is its from a hardcore cp video
Why do I get an erection when I hear this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB9JJIoAdYM
Cranberry juice
Firekeeper pee
Red=Piss
Blue=Shit
That stuff you use for your car wipers, whatever its called in engrish and raspberry
coiny salt and milk
They both taste like generic "fruit" flavour and any difference in taste is caused by the color tricking you
Mintuu and Berentzen Cherry
Frick you now I want Mintuu
mana tastes like peppermint
health tastes like pepto
Blue gatorade and pomegranate
I was literally thinking this. Blue Gatorade and Pomegranate Juice
Yeah, it feels like what it does to me irl
why is there a tag called mana on my chug jug? kinda sus fr
Health tastes like handled change, mana tastes like a 9 volt battery
>the 3d effect on the stickers
why the FRICK, what fricking moron made these and thought "yeah these need mana and health stickers otherwise they'd definitely be incomplete" and then find this pseudo-3d banner clip-art and thought "perfect! that makes total sense" frick's sake
Only decent answer in this thread.
Taste like blue and red.
dyed water
blueberry juice and cranberry juice respectively.
mana tastes like frosted turds mixed with rectal monkey pox sores because mages are homosexuals and health tastes like strawberries.
so true
>because mages are homosexuals
t. meat shield
>health tastes like strawberries
Strawberry is a flavor exclusively for women and homos.
Sh-should I stop eating strawberries?
how the frick is a fish strong enough to just chomp through a whole crab?
pressure kills crab
A puffer fish is 1/4 jaw
a lot of fish like puffers have beak like components to their mouths. Similar to those fish that just eat coral
thanks. i had no idea
I mean, the joints of crabs are weak, but their beaks do seem to be designed to pierce, and then cut.
Crab shells aren't that hard, you could easily pick one up and crush it in your hand.
Could they have at least killed it first?
>muh nature
Frick nature
The blowfished killed it as quickly as a knife cut would.
aww, so cute, he is smiling!
HP potion - Blackni
MP potion - min/menthol
Health = Cherry corn syrup and a hint of Robitussin
Mana = Mt Dew baha blast with blue raspberry and a slight menthol vaper after taste. Like Vicks.
I would imagine HP potions tasting like whiskey and pepper, something highly invigorating but also strong. I don't think they would be sweet.
Probably not good.
Depends on the setting. Something tells me they would taste great in a Final Fantasy game but shit in Dark Souls. I wouldn't be surprised if Estus flasks were made with aborted fetuses or something like that.
estus is just liquid fire, pretty mundane all things considered
They're essentially the ultra distilled and chemically pure restorative components of whatever ingredients are used to brew them, right? So they probably taste like how most organic compounds do: acrid and bitter, with hints of peach, cherry, or almond. Just kidding, they taste like my powered ass hairs, dingleberries and all.
Mana: Blue Gatorade
Health: Bourbon or Whiskey
Mana tastes like Gin mixed with blueberry juice
Health tastes like cough sirup with cinnamon with a hint of Dr. Peper
In WoW a basic healing potion is made with briarthorn and bruiseweed, so probably like a grass mix
Needs to be THICKER and GOOPIER
my potions would be full of cute girl piss, the most powerful healing on Earth!
Cherry tylenol and wiper fluid
Health - Strawberry
Mana - Blueberry
Since ethers are imbibed by mages and mages tend to be smart and smart people maintain their senses longer resulting in them maintaining a child-like sweet tooth throughout adulthood, I would guess ethers taste sweet. Perhaps like flat soda or Arizona green tea. It can't be juice or sports drinks because that shit makes you sick when you're physically active.
Since potions are usually imbibed by tanks and tanks tend to be musclebound, I would guess potions have a savory taste, like warm milk.
Salty coins and milk.
red = cranberry
blue = bawls
bawls guarana is the best gamer fuel
I haven't had it in a long time but remember it tasting really good
wtf happened to bawls anyway? That was THE drink back in the Halo 3/WoW days
I mostly remember drinking it at pc cafes playing counter strike
Mana=flavored seltzer water but flat
Health=cough syrup
cum and period blood.
>He's never tasted pure Mana
God I feel bad for you
Cotton Candy
Fruit Punch
You can tell it's American hours because everyone is saying they should taste sweet
powerade
god
that looks good
>"blue raspberry drink"
>water, HFCS, cyitric acid, other bullshit
good fricking lord
>an entire gallon of blue dye #1
>people still question why health issues are at an all time high
mana tastes like rum and health tastes like whisky
>Gatorade
loctite and loctite primer.
Health potion tastes like cough syrup
Mana Potion tastes like Vodka mixed with Hawaiian punch.
Fanta Cherry and Fanta Blueberry, obviously.
What would a health potion even do biologically? If you have sword wounds, how would that magically heal them?
I always imagine them having inherent magical qualities to them.
the same way a healing spell would magically heal something. Cause whatever natural healing to happen faster than normal
don't question
consume the potion
Accelerating the way wounds naturally heal, I suppose. Though, if that is the case, it does beg the question what it would do about wounds that wouldn't "naturally heal."
Accelerates the natural healing process. Side effects include cancer and bacterial/fungal blooms. Better hope your stomach is empty too, otherwise you're gonna hear a barn coming out of your guts.
Healing potions contain a strong temporal spell that will speed up time for your own body while keeping you consciously experience normal flow. Your body heals itself and you rapidly "lose" some of your lifespan. These potions are dangerous and methods of last resort. As there is no inherent healing properties to the potion they can be quite dangerous. It is not unheard of that rookie adventurers use it to mend broken bones, permanently crippling them or throwing away years or even decades of their life unknowingly using one to fight long term illnesses. As the potion will keep accelerating time until you are "healed" there is also a chance of accelerating your death even faster by speeding up a bad infection or trying to heal a wound that can't heal naturally.
This is why the purchase, use and the carrying of healing potions is strictly prohibited unless you earn your potions license which includes a two-part exam and requires you to visit a royal certified adventuring safety class for no less than 40 hours.
i want an rpg game where going over your HP limit makes you explode, and healing magic has a delay before it kicks in.
that way, you could heal before a fight and be healed during the fight if hurt
but if you don't get hurt, you'd have to break your arm or something before the healing magic kicks in so you don't explode
>Health
Blood with some spice, kinda like a rare stake
>Mana
Alcohol with some cough medicine flavor, very bitter
Strawberry and blue.
These guys get it.
health is cherry, mana is blueberry
Mana tastes like blueberry juice
Health tastes like strawberry juice
NyQuil and blood
What the frick is this supposed to be?
Look at the images. The left is supposed to be the smell of period stained panties. The right is supposed to be the smell of girl shit. They're niche perfumes for otaku to sniff while they frick their onahole. Why are you even surprised.
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Nice
Health tastes like cough syrup
Mana tastes like Jaegermeister
Health tastes like bitter blood (it's red from iron oxides)
Mana tastes like and herbs, like a strong gay tea. It's blue cuz of copper
Battery acid and period blood respectively
Health tastes like a quality scotch or bourbon. Mana tastes like man dick because that's what healers love most, and by proxy all mana-dependent casters are wiener gobblers.
health tastes like grenadine with a calpol flavour and a slight fizz, you can feel a warm glow rush into your veins.
mana tastes of blue wkd
Water, because water is the elixir of life
hexetidine
Health is sweet but more like blood than like a fruit.
Mana is like drinking those really, and I mean REALLY, cheap energy drinks, it tastes artificial and weird.
ever have a jello shooter, anon?
Mountain dew voltage
Mountain dew code red
What do they taste like?
Finally, an actual cleric itt
Health tastes like cough drops, the medical kind not the lozenge kind.
>what does this health tonic that literally repairs physical damage taste like?
>Ganker: ummm fwooty stwabewwies and candy and sugar and chewwies and candy sugarcoated gumdwops
Health tastes like worms crawling under your skin stiching things together with needles
Mana tastes like you just imbibed 700 grams of amphetimenes and all of your appendages are trying to escape your body
Slightly metallic, bloody taste, but with the viscosity of vegetable oil for health potion.
Every elemental note one after the other, spicy(fire), salty (water), bitter (earth), minty (air), tingly (electric), and cold numbness (ice), followed by a Hard Sweetness with the viscosity of water for mana potion.
Health tastes like powdered raspberry kool-aid
Mana tastes like lemonade
For some reason I assumed they taste like cough syrup. Given the ingredients in many games it definitely wouldn't.
mouthwash.
Health Potions are generally considered disgusting tasting in fantasy settings..
I assume the HP potion basically have the same syrupy texture and taste as cough medicine..
Magic potions I guess like a bitter herbal tea taste with a hint of berries
Frick off BT lettuce is part of what makes a BLT good you dumb prostitute
health taste like raspberry soda
mana taste like sweet fruit juice
Why does the glass look so low quality? Those corks are to big as well. The labels look low quality, what's the point of making it look so cheap?
cum and cum
Mana tastes like shit.
Health tastes like cough syrup.
Mmm, potions.
Just sell them: https://files.catbox.moe/xwb4fd.mkv
gin and tonic
Blue: Cotton Candy
Red: Fruit Punch
Idk I cannot handle those potions
health potion tastes like blood
mana potion tastes like how a hospital smells.
It's up to the lore of the game to determine how they're made or what they're made with.
For example the Fortnite blue shield potions are blue mushroom juice