What do you think about sex scenes in video games? Which is your favorite? Which is the worst you've ever seen?
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What do you think about sex scenes in video games? Which is your favorite? Which is the worst you've ever seen?
why did everyone think this was anal when it happened? was that just a Ganker meme?
Because Ganker never played the game and to this day they think Abby is trans.
Trans no that's a man
what else could it be? its quite obvious thats two dudes fricking so unless the one getting banged has a wide urethra then it has to be anal.
>two dudes
Abby is a biological woman you fricking moron.
Very few people actually believe that.
yes biological woman with a dick 🙂
in what world? im from the UK and not even the women here are that manly looking. is it an american thing? i thought they were all fat.
yes she is, she just has that manpussy if you know what I mean
Actually, the term "woman" is in no way related to biology, the pronouns "woman" and "man" both describe gender, which exists on a spectrum, and is about how the individual identifies themselves (before you bigots start opening you're trap, yes, children as young as 3 years old can identify and know his/her/their/they're own gender) and it's actually quite arrogant and pompous to assume that you can somehow telepathically know this. Therefore it isn't reasonable to even use pronouns when addressing someone until one becomes intimately familiar with his/her/their/they're gender identity: otherwise you would risk triggering deep emotions within the other person which may prompt outbursts of extreme passion which may even lead to violence and even suicide, so ask yourself, is that really something a good person would do? By the way, to give you a better idea of what a "spectrum" is, there is a clear distinction between blue and yellow (colors) but that distinction becomes less clear when your talking about green (secondary color) so if someone is "green" and he/she/they identifies as yellow, then he/she/they are yellow. If he/she/they identifies as blue, then he/she/they are blue. It's really that simple. Sometimes it's less obvious but sometimes he/she/they can even be red or orange or purple, you really just never know what's within - never judge a book by it's cover and certainly never assume a book's gender.
It's time to stop trying to force your way of life on others. No, I don't care what your English grammar teacher said. I don't care what your "biology" professor said. Knowledge and science are on a spectrum, too. It's so arrogant to think you can tell the difference between facts and opinions: what are you, God?
>gender, which exists on a spectrum
Stopped reading there.
>Blue does not equal yellow.
>Green equals yellow.
>Green equals blue.
DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.
I'm biologically male, but I identify as a biologically female trans-man
This is bait, seen it before.
I personally identify no difference between the words "your" and "you're" so I'm offended when my English professor marks me down for using them interchangeably
omg you're english professor is a bigot!!!
the absolute state of modern bait pastas.
Could've fooled me, Cuckmann
???????
Its confirmed to be anal because veganal sex excludes troons.
Men don't have another hole moron
Becuase it looked like a guy. Most of us thought it was supposed to be a gay sex scene because naughty dog is sooo progressive. Joke was on us and ironically on naughty dog.
This girl is so ugly if she gave head it would be considered anal
How rude
I'll have to use that one.
Damm, I'm gonna save that one for an insult.
they're whatever. They usually aren't important to the story and just exist so the game Dev can have some controversy to spike sales
I don't know what the game in OP pic is but I legitimately thought they were both guys from the thumbnail lmao
I never cared about it. Actually now every woman is so ugly I'd prefer it not to have sex at all.
When sex/relationship dynamics come up that's usally the point in the game where I stop playing and uninstall. I don't mind actual porn video games, but I hate seeing that shit when I'm trying to relax while playing regular games.
May I ask if you've had relationships outside of gaming, if so how was it and where did you meet them?
Yes, met my last girlfriend at a skateboarding competition. It wasn't bad, but I had to end it. Ex con/pornstar. Too much trouble.
What's her porn name? I'll bust one in your honor, bro
>What do you think about sex scenes in video games?
sex scenes are shit in movies and worse in games
I honestly prefer fade to black scenes. They don't add anything to my visual novels, imo. Can't have too much story advancement in midst all the PLAP PLAPs and blowjob sounds
I'm ok with the implication of sex and seeing naked bodies but not a full awkward sex scene. They are always cringe and serve no purpose.
tlou2 has the greatest sex scene because it spawned a collaboration between a bunch of autists to clown on it
›Wide urethra
That's definitely plausible, only god knows how fricked up in the head Sony devs are on
i don't want them in the video games i play
only if it's visual novels with cute anime girls
theyre fine when tasteful. this sex scene with abbey is not tasteful. it's gross, shocking, and nasty. it looks like sweaty gay buttsecks.
What is the most explicit sex scene in vidya? Not counting straight up porn games obviously.
Cyberpunk maybe? You can see your own dick there. As far as I remember witcher, metro, phantasmagoria, god of war, etc. only showed tiddies
Baldur's Gate 3 with its fully naked 69ing on the altar
I don't really care and usually just prefer a fade to black. Nothing will ever top Nasu for me. Mollusks.
All of you suddenly hate sex scene
But porn mods are always top download. Stop bullshiting
I see plenty of people in this thread who enjoy sex scenes.
Never downloaded an R34 mod
Kys coomer
I can go to pornhub if I want porn. Keep it out of vidya.
Or if you are going to put it in video, have that be the main point of the vidya. I don't need or want story in my fap material.
I don't give a shit what coomers watch, sex scenes are shit and clunky, I can watch actual porn
Porn mods = I want nudity and lewd in my game
Game sex scene = lmao the devs are trying too hard for a media product aimed at children
Trans and closeted-trans shit, when virgins wanna live in sexuality but aren’t hot and can’t have sex. No recovering from porn mods, pathetic down to the spirit. Actually, being disgustingly fricking pathetic and mentally/spiritually repulsive feels like the core of modern lgbt.
Me downloading mods to turn my rimworld slave colony into a human dairy farm has nothing to do with sexual arousal. Just thought I'd put that out there.
Sony wants to be the HBO of video games so bad and it really speaks to the quality of post-Thrones HBO that they actually bit and made this safe boring shit a show. Lamest shit ever, such a boring cultural moment, stuck behind people that are completely out of gas.
In H-Games? perfect
In games that just insert sex for literally no reason beyond trying to copy Hollywood-goyslop? Frick off
Never have seen a movie or played a game with a sex scene or romance where said scene actually improved the overall experience.
I think this scene is the worst fricking thing ever.
I'm quite partial to the penis sucking scene from Scorn and think it added to the quality of the experience.
Unless it's part of gameplay it's time I could be playing more video games.
Female lewdness and female nudity is more important than sex scenes, all is irrelevant (including gameplay) when the women look like gorillas though then it's unplayable shit
Honestly its pretty cringe. Like a really, really bad porno.
its gay
The seem to have peaked with Dragon Age: Origins and Mass Effect.
Every. Single. Goddamn. Sex scene in non rated A gaming post-2012 or so is the most dysgenic, revolting spew masquerading as a "sex SCENE" that I have EVER seen.
two girls one cup is shot better than last of us 2, and I'm not just talking about the sex scene either. kek
I stopped caring about them once I entered a serious relationship.
Constantly looking at fan service or porn is like looking at pictures of food while you’re hungry and obsessing over it. Once the desire is sated it loses its appeal.
I woke up at like 2am and she was still asleep so I was playing Witcher 3 instead of looking at shit for blue archive and fan art like I used to do.
All the ones in Summer Memories are my favorite.
>Shoves it up his ass
>No lube
This is as bad as bottoming after beans.
Nothing against sex scenes specifically more than cinematics in general. You're supposed to be PLAYING the game, not watching it.
Tell that to Sony
Unless it’s literal a porn game I don’t want or need to see characters randomly fricking to progress the fricking plot.
>progress the plot
Don't care about that, I just want to see some bare tiddies
>Which is your favorite?
Pic related.
Uhhh that doesn't look consensual anon
It's just roleplay, anon, don't worry. It's 100% consensual. She even smiles and gets put into an 'in heat' state after the scene.
I think they are a good thing
t. h game enjoyer
I would’ve tolerated it if it was a GOW sex scene
This, the gow games did it right, they even gave you a little mini game to make you feel like you're doing it. Hot coffee in GTA was a bit much. Gow was the sweet spot
The ones in DoSII.
Yeah, nothing's spicier than having coitus narrated by an old british guy.
There should not be sex scenes in games. Now sex as a mechanic? That’s a different story.
Seriously though I hate movie games and won’t play them. They’re garbage.
man ive had a lot of sex in my life but never once have i like strongly gripped a womans lat while having sex from behind with my fingers curled in and shit
>ive had a lot of sex in my life
you're not fooling anyone anon
/v/, do you have revenge fantasies? I sometimes fantasies that im now in charge of NaughtyDog and they are forced to follow my every whim and i forced them to make a tlou 3 where abby is beating to near death by a now zombified joel in the opening act and you get text instructions saying "Press X to punch Abby" and "Press O to stomp Abby's stomach" and then you controll abby crawling away and barely escaping and she's saved by some one. Then theres a time skip and abby has been recovering for nearly a year and so she has less muscle mass and comments how much hotter she is now and then for the rest of the game every time she walks by a mirror she comments on her new, hotter, more feminine body "W-wow..didnt know i could look so girly" and "I look like a real woman now...and i like it" and "Would you frick me? I'd frick me...man, that guy was fricked up huh?" also her boobs slowly grow larger after every perfect stealth kill, maxing out at Double HH.
I think about that a lot.
the Dimistrecu daughter's introduction followed by Lady D sucking Ethan's hand got me harder than any vidya sex scene