What do you think of the Argonian race from The Elder Scrolls series of roleplaying games?

What do you think of the Argonian race from The Elder Scrolls series of roleplaying games?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would be cuter if they had more raptor-like posture.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not as cute as khajit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the one single romantic relationship you can have in morrowind is between you and a khajiit female
      What did Todd mean by this?

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      I want a khajiit wife so fricking badly it hurts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me too but one that looks like an actual khajiit and not like katiashit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What does your ideal cat wife look like?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The tall amazonian one
            I want to beat her in a duel and have her be infatuated with my martial prowess.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would just like to note that the artist did not draw cat people with human faces, but he did indeed draw cat faces with subtle human facial characteristics. A superior way to avoid the Uncanny valley with your art.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yup, it's a lesson most jap artists could learn.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking hell she looks delicious.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Delicious has always been a weird word to me when describing people. Not sure why.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Katia is cute but it would be interesting to see someone draw her more like a realistic big cat

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both are fine

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's not cat enough.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Savages that deserve to get turned into toothpicks
    Still would tho

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only and true answer

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Book mentions polishing a spear
    >No such thing as a spear in Oblivion and Skyrim
    The frick is a spear? What is that book talking about?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was written during or before the events of Morrowind, which took place before the mysterious disappearence of every single Spear in Tamriel in the year 3E 428.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Elder Scrolls fans so autistic about spears?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        Katia is cute, wish her comic had literally anything interesting at all happening in it for the last several years. Not a single fun pannel since Sigrid's defeat, and he keeps stalling the plot with that stupid waiting bit while taking a year to write each inconsequential page.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The last time I touched it she was getting magic lessons from a dunmer ghost, and I fully expect it to still be at that point if I ever check it out again

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still my favorite purely because reptilians are cool, simple as. Dwemer too if we count races that just suddenly vanished from one existence into another.

          Kaz likely lost interest years ago and is coasting off coomer merch alone. He honestly should focus on something more productive and spill what plot he had in mind HL3-style rather than milking a few furgays between years of silence and what's likely crippling depressing (t. talked to him once, he sounded like an absolute wreck).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does the khajiit get the nicer dress?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind them. Probably because I don't know enough lore a out the hist trees, the few snippets I've heard here and there suggest that with more insight I'd be severely distrustful of them.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the one single romantic relationship you can have in morrowind is between you and a khajiit female
    What did Todd mean by this?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That they seem perfect to mod into Starfield

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that most Argonians are collectivist bugmen with no dreams or ambitions of their own and who always put the will and needs of the group over any individual desires, therefore your Argonian wife would gladly stab you to death if her tribe decided it was for their benefit (and the mere fact you had an Argonian wife in the first place was probably the result of one of her softskin behavior studying homeworks rather than any genuine affection)

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the beast races are always hotter in fan art its not fair

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    subhumans I can understand why the dark elves enslaved them but considering they themselves are worthy of nothing less than slavery I must assume the argonians are even lower than them

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fair warriors not to be underestimated. An Argonian's ability to stay underwater for long periods of time is a powerful ability. Perfect for sneak attacks from lakes and ponds, even the ocean if given the chance. But a Khajit's night vision and claws give them an advantage for night fighting and unarmed combat. In truth, I'd rather be armed with a wooden sword against a Khajit with any tool at his discretion than attempt to brawl one.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I missing out for skipping knight of the nine divine and fighter guild?
    I think I only have the motivation left for the thief guild and Sheogorath DLC.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which game are you talking?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oblivion.?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fighters guild has a very minor amount of interesting shit going on with it, practically nonexistent. You deal with a shady competing merc band once you've done enough errands and then become the leader. It does have a quest involving Quill Weave if you're some kind of particularly dedicated Prequel fanboy.
          Haven't tried that knight quest, so can't really tell you much there.

          The last time I touched it she was getting magic lessons from a dunmer ghost, and I fully expect it to still be at that point if I ever check it out again

          It did progress a wee bit, and there's even some interesting-ish bits since then, but not really anything to come back for.

          [...]

          At this point I'd rather he ditched it in an honest mannet than disingenuously and unpassionately kept dragging it out.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank, anon.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because the hist wanted them to attract human men. I believe that's the canonical reason.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Currently playing through Arena for the first time, pretty amazed that something like this runs on DOS, and even further blown away by Daggerfall's scope on the platform.

    Been looking at the timeline though and have a few questions

    Are the heroes between 1-4 explicitly stated anywhere in the games to be different people, or is it just autistic lorebook shit?

    Can I roleplay as the same hero through all four original games, because they all take place within like 50 years of each other, and I think that'd be fricking sweet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No loregays in here that can help me out?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm terrible as a TES loregay but I'm like 97.5% certain I heard multiple times that at least the Morrowind Nerevarine fricked off to some distant island with snake people for whatever reason and hasn't been seen since, presumably busy drowning in snake pussy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying Nerevarine would cheat on his special friend

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys please, i cant coom anymore. Please don't make me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about the cooming. I just want to give my heart to a fluffy woman and feel at peace.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you plan on jacking off today?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't jacked off in months and I'm not planning to do it again ever. I will only spill my seed if women become real.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have fun with that prostate cancer.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes again to kitties

    I haven't jacked off in months and I'm not planning to do it again ever. I will only spill my seed if women become real.

    But why does your porn folder grow?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shahvee is my WIFE

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did she mean by this???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only option is goodbye
      Lame.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't post pictures of my special friend without my permission

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will post whatever I want.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't post pictures of my special friend without my permission

      She died choking in volcanic ash

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