What do you think of the greatest video game review of all time?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Nightshade: The Claws of HEUGH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's not hercules games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not Nightshade: The Claws of HEUGH

        No I’m saying that the review is what is great. It’s not eh greatest game. The reviewers performance is what matters here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i dont think those guys were saying that nightshade the claws of heugh and hercules games are contenders for the best game ever made

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who that is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he fricks bbws and trannies but he has aids

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't he have an addiction to heroin

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, Sessler loves his nose candy.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet mother of God.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this was going to be funny but it's just a compilation of big words that triggered the uploader?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's rather overwrought for a review of a video game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, triggered by language.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          none of them are even particularly hard words

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, triggered by language.

            It's not about the words, it's about the over the top gushing as if it's the most profound work he's ever seen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not just big words, it's the way he forms them together. The review is just more liberal trite.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fellas is it liberal to use words with more than one syllable

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very feminine of you, anon. Good job!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              fellas is it feminine to use words with more than syllable

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unbeaten

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      defending dark souls 2 is like defending cancer, lmao

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You almost got me. I was about to name off all the kino mid size game review channels I like but then I realized I don't want you contrarian homosexuals anywhere near those communities so I think I'll just keep it to myself. Damn, some of them are so comfy. I think I'll fall asleep to a review tonight.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10/10

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched Sessler's infinite review, I don't get why do you consider it to be the greatest. Care to elaborate?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP is being sarcastic, Infinite sucks but all the game journalists loved it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for clarifying.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [fire alarm]

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the old avgn reviews made me laugh so hard I cried. Never seen anything like that before. Of course I was much younger at the time and I'm scared to re-watch it and not find any enjoyment in it. So I would nominate the AVGN review as best of all time. Not the actual review though, the way I remember it in my head.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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