get fricked nostalgiatroony, ack yourself like your estrogine addicted sisters, zelda will always be open world and your shitty old formula is thankfully dead and buried like it should have been 20 years ago
Nu Zelda sucks
Link is a bio hetero man in love with Zelda
Ubislop will never be real Zelda
COPE!!
I wouldn't say he is effeminate; just super boyish. There trying to sell their games to children mainly so it's easier for the kids to self insert as Link since he looks very young. You perceiving him as feminine is because you fapped to Fugtrup's trap/twink Link shit- which, who hasn't? That shit is top tier gay porn, fr fr
ARRRGH DAMN CUTE BOY, BASICALLY BEGGING ME TO RIDE HIM!
AAAAAARGH!
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT
>Same troony pretending to be a woman fighting the trapgay cord
You people have done this shit since january. It's almost 2024. Seriously I have entered every single trap thread and it's literally these same exact posts.
>Trapgay sperging out and being a pedo posting the usual fugtrup ugly 3D renders >Man pretending to be a femanon or a maleanon posting straight trap stuff to trigger gays >AGP spammer >Sperg yelling about bald-kun >Bighat gay shows up to fight the troony for 3 hours >No one posts images anymore besides the straight trapgay
Literally doing this for an entire year. Is it that fun? is it that enjoyable to shit up the catalog with these pointless fricking threads of your autistic monkey fighting? have a nice day farquaad you moronic homosexual.
seriously these threads were always off-topic shit but at least it was just coomers dumping art now its some autistic falseflag culturewar shithole that just looks like two people talking to themselves. I blame that fricking guilty gear nun homosexual, this shit went way downhill after that. I don't know who the frick can stand to live like this
get fricked nostalgiatroony, ack yourself like your estrogine addicted sisters, zelda will always be open world and your shitty old formula is thankfully dead and buried like it should have been 20 years ago
>////< WHATS KEEPING LINK FROM BECOMING A wienerHUNGRY SISSY I DONT UNDERSTAND ANON I BET HIS BUSSY IS THIRSTY EVERYDAY WITH THE URGE FOR SOMEONE TO SCRATCH IT >.<
ive worked out a headcannon for this, for oot, so i gotchu senpai. hes not gay. he just sucks dick. basically, he's a hylian raised in a sexless fairy village, he has no fricking clue about puberty or his feelings, and suddenly he gets thrown out into the real world. magic attacks, bizarre creatures, magic, shits coming at him left and right, and he dont know WHAT the frick.
suddenly, he pulls the master sword, and bam, skips puberty, misses all that developmental stuff your supposed to do like get laid before highschool ends. then he sees a pretty lady, his heart races, his stomach gets butterflies, so whats the obvious reaction to this
magic attack. hes not sure what, or why, but when something makes him feel funny, its a fricking magic attack for sure, something hes not sure about, so women, especially the pretty ones that make him weak in the knees? klaxon warning alarms, air raid sirens, "THIS PERSON IS DANGEROUS". when does he feel comfortable in the presence of people? around the fat, ugly, bastards, the ones who are repulsive. they dont make him shaky and nervous. their presence is like a warm, comfy blanket. then one of them asks him if he wants to make a few extra rupees for that nice shield, and...
Videogames
Why did Nintendo made nuLink so effeminate?
He was never a masculine to begin with, moron.
Horrible bait
In Japan, the more metlosexuar you ah, the more attlactive you ah.
Nu Zelda sucks
Link is a bio hetero man in love with Zelda
Ubislop will never be real Zelda
COPE!!
I wouldn't say he is effeminate; just super boyish. There trying to sell their games to children mainly so it's easier for the kids to self insert as Link since he looks very young. You perceiving him as feminine is because you fapped to Fugtrup's trap/twink Link shit- which, who hasn't? That shit is top tier gay porn, fr fr
more demented troony shit
Next game: it's Zelda but this world has no Zelda so link must undergo hormone replacement and become Zelda and seal away Ganon by seducing him
>More demented troony shit
What? Have you even played the game or are you just a fricking moron?
see
Thats what teenage boys look like moron.
Kys underage. Teenage boys did not look that back in my day.
Not without estrogen and hormone blockers, they don't
What are you smoking? This is litreally Mike jagger in the 60s
mike jagger? more like dick chugger amirite
Estrogen makes people look like fat ogres.
That may be true for your mother but not everyone.
Hips like those are impossible unless you're on hrt
I'm not on HRT and I have great hips
What are you talking about
...I'd play it.
oh nyoo, please don't make me play as a seductive girly boy in a strong antagonist's harem, i'd hate that...
Link!
Cute & kissable boys.
Twink link is made for me
old link was hotter honestly. they tried too hard with femboy link
an explicit trap link
Where do you even get the ice bawd outfit from
>this thread again
Why are there so many people with a sissy fetish now, what even went wrong?
>now
It is high test to want to brutalize femme links pussy
No, it is high test to want to make-out with him. To brutalize something is resentful.
It's an ancient greco-roman tradition
No, they didn't put their catamites in drag.
Link doesn't wear drag
Did anyone actually find link sexy as a guy before the rule34 shit? I just thought he was kinda cool and nothing much as a kid.
no, except for some girls. zelda discussion and fanart was never this cancer in the past, and that's why.
ARRRGH DAMN CUTE BOY, BASICALLY BEGGING ME TO RIDE HIM!
AAAAAARGH!
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT
Based female pedo
Link isn't underaged.
AGP thread
proto-troony thread
pedo thread
kys thread
>Same troony pretending to be a woman fighting the trapgay cord
You people have done this shit since january. It's almost 2024. Seriously I have entered every single trap thread and it's literally these same exact posts.
>Trapgay sperging out and being a pedo posting the usual fugtrup ugly 3D renders
>Man pretending to be a femanon or a maleanon posting straight trap stuff to trigger gays
>AGP spammer
>Sperg yelling about bald-kun
>Bighat gay shows up to fight the troony for 3 hours
>No one posts images anymore besides the straight trapgay
Literally doing this for an entire year. Is it that fun? is it that enjoyable to shit up the catalog with these pointless fricking threads of your autistic monkey fighting? have a nice day farquaad you moronic homosexual.
seriously these threads were always off-topic shit but at least it was just coomers dumping art now its some autistic falseflag culturewar shithole that just looks like two people talking to themselves. I blame that fricking guilty gear nun homosexual, this shit went way downhill after that. I don't know who the frick can stand to live like this
Ganker has gotten even shittier. and that's saying something
Oh and lets not forget the fricking necrobumping from page 9 nonstop.
Doubling down on ubislop
"Liking good games is just nostalgia" -Aonuma
get fricked nostalgiatroony, ack yourself like your estrogine addicted sisters, zelda will always be open world and your shitty old formula is thankfully dead and buried like it should have been 20 years ago
Typical nu-Ganker cancer poster
A Bokoblin mating press I hope
idk
More bunny Link, I hope
reminder fugtrup uses twilight princess link's eyelashes for his 3d stuff
Who's the bigger sissified cum addicted bawd, Link or Cloud?
They just like me frfr
Cloud is not that.
He is
hate this giant fat ass stuff so much. i didnt look up gay porn to fap to a chick, seriously
Jfc he’s beautiful
link tummy.........
making link blush by playing with his nipples!
Where's the bulge
around
when is he going to wear this outfit in a game again
mmm, i wonder if theres ass worm porn. extra ribbing for additional sensation...
Look, masculine Link is great and I want to see him again in the next game. But I'm still going to fap to Twink.
aooouugjghhg boy tummy sexo
I want to impregnate link
More games for me to complain about because I don't actually know what I want, only what I don't want, which is whatever I get.
My entire life revolves around finding things to complain about.
>////< WHATS KEEPING LINK FROM BECOMING A wienerHUNGRY SISSY I DONT UNDERSTAND ANON I BET HIS BUSSY IS THIRSTY EVERYDAY WITH THE URGE FOR SOMEONE TO SCRATCH IT >.<
ive worked out a headcannon for this, for oot, so i gotchu senpai. hes not gay. he just sucks dick. basically, he's a hylian raised in a sexless fairy village, he has no fricking clue about puberty or his feelings, and suddenly he gets thrown out into the real world. magic attacks, bizarre creatures, magic, shits coming at him left and right, and he dont know WHAT the frick.
suddenly, he pulls the master sword, and bam, skips puberty, misses all that developmental stuff your supposed to do like get laid before highschool ends. then he sees a pretty lady, his heart races, his stomach gets butterflies, so whats the obvious reaction to this
magic attack. hes not sure what, or why, but when something makes him feel funny, its a fricking magic attack for sure, something hes not sure about, so women, especially the pretty ones that make him weak in the knees? klaxon warning alarms, air raid sirens, "THIS PERSON IS DANGEROUS". when does he feel comfortable in the presence of people? around the fat, ugly, bastards, the ones who are repulsive. they dont make him shaky and nervous. their presence is like a warm, comfy blanket. then one of them asks him if he wants to make a few extra rupees for that nice shield, and...
He's just a typical bi twink that dates a girl but gets slammed by their bull every weekend
Would love to shoot a fat load inside Link's boypussy.
With any luck, less forced romance