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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angry Hogs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was wondering when we were getting an Unleashed sequel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angry Flickies

      But enough about Sonic.

      Holy Kek

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rovio_Entertainment
    >Japan-based Sega Sammy Holdings acquired Rovio for US$776 million in August 2023, making the latter company a wholly owned subsidiary of Sega.

    two seconds on google, moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you captain autism.
      now, what does this mean for the games? new games? angry birds racing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf they named the company after him?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It means that Angry Birds can be an arcade game in Yakuza now.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember reading an article that the AB developers basically had lightening in a bottle with the first games and kept trying to ride it until everyone realized the game was pretty meh tier. Most of their income came from adverts and merchandise but at the end, they ran out of money because everyone stopped giving a shit about ABs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think everyone got pissed off of AB spamming the App Store in every category

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet I never hit download. Glad they did that since it made me avoid the game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angry Birds was just one of the earliest smart phone games that didn't suck. That's it. There's nothing special about it; it was just early to the party. It wouldn't even get a second look if it was released in today's market.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angry birds on pc

      > . Most of their income came from adverts and merchandise but at the end, they ran out of money because everyone stopped giving a shit about ABs.
      They didn’t run out of money or go bankrupt, they made more money each year. They just didn’t grow at an exponential rate. Clickbait YouTube gurus said that roving became bankrupt but that was never the case

      The angry birds IP is actually pretty profitable though, angry birds makes more money then Mario and sonic.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/mvfQ2TQ.png

        what does this mean?

        The Angry birds IP Almost makes as much money as dragon ball lmao

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic on the other hand makes less money than ice age(literally who)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The angry birds IP is actually pretty profitable though, angry birds makes more money then Mario and sonic.
        I would never guess it. Must be another case of "Garfield" that is super profitable even though it's not that big of a deal.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we get actual bird and sonic teamup instead of reskin of angry birds

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The crossover that'll save Sonic

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bird dlc for sonic frontiers

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It means sega wasted millions on a dead franchise

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Sonic.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't Rovio is close to bankruptcy

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see this with Sonic babes as a promo.
    HOT CHICK HEAVEN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Pit actually a kid?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The more I think about it, the more I realize how similar Sonic and Angry Birds are.
    >Is a game series about cartoon animals
    >Have a separate classic and modern designs, both has different animated series based on the designs
    >Classic games were the best, while a lot of modern ones are shit
    >Series trying to experiment with a lot of things and fail miserably in a lot of them despite already having the perfect formula
    >Mascot tries to be hip with the kids
    >Series were at some point known for a trio of red, blue and yellow characters
    >Main character's best friend is a yellow character while the love Intrest is a pink character
    >Both are multimedia series that were a cultural phenomenon at some point
    It's to safe to say that Angry Birds is the Sonic of mobile gaming.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Series trying to experiment with a lot of things and fail miserably in a lot of them despite already having the perfect formula
      Actually Angry birds has a far better record than sonic in that regard. Space was a lot of fun, and bad piggies is one of the most fun and unique mobile games I've ever played, Epic and 2 are at worst, fine.
      The only thing really holding the later entries back is the cancerous mobile game energy thing, it's fricking infuriating how modern games outright stop you from.playing them entirely because you played them too much

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I said "a lot of them" instead of "all of them". Some stuff Rovio experimented with turned out to be good, like Bad Piggies and Angry Birds Space
        >The only thing really holding the later entries back is the cancerous mobile game energy thing, it's fricking infuriating how modern games outright stop you from.playing them entirely because you played them too much
        This, which is why I hope Angry Birds stops from being on mobile, but I doubt that making money from mobile games is the reason why Sega bought them in the first place

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This, which is why I hope Angry Birds stops from being on mobile
          It's a bandaid solution I know, but you can always download a modded apk and run it on Bluestacks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're close, but angry birds doesn't attract as many autists and sexual deviants as sanic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        well yeah because angry birds didnt have a 90s cartoon and comic book full of feet and inflation shit

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angry birds total war
    angry birds with miku
    small town murders with sega characters
    rovio might also tone down some of the wokeshit they've been pushing recently, not toned down much but toned down

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BIRDSONA

      Angry Birds in the next Super Monkey Ball

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get to launch Sonic in a slingshot!

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIRDSONA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      footbird manager

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It means we're gonna see more Angry Birds games and that SEGA is still trying very hard to have more success in the mobile space. SEGA has been developing and releasing mobile games for a while and many have badly underperformed. I believe their most recent big one, Game Reset 404, is also underperforming.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total waste of money, they only have one good IP and it's fallen off the fricking map too.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it means we lost

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It means they'll finally bring back the Babylon Rogues!!!!

    Why the frick is Sega so behind the curve on this? Angry birds has lost almost the entirety of their public presence.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Angry birds has lost almost the entirety of their public presence.
      how? everybody knows what fricking angry birds is. its never been more than a game that you play while you're taking a shit or you give to your kid to get them to shut up while waiting at the doctor's office.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rovio's last ditch effort to be relevant again.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game Pitch
    >Angry Birds in a 3D platformer
    >but the environments are voxels, meaning you have to destroy your surroundings in order to proceed.
    >Each bird has an ability that breaks the environments in unique ways.
    >Red does a Wario tackle
    >Yellow dashes
    >Bomb bombs
    basically it's Teardown mixed with Banjo

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have insider info on this but i cant tell anyone

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic related?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, about how the rovio deal went down

        if some leaker anon can give me tips on software and or methods on how to not dox myself, i might share what i got (pics and videos)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          is it funny or interesting? Because if it's just normal business dealing or they promised simple cameos in future projects, then it's not worth the slight chance at a dox.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          use pastebin and a vpn or 2. or just dont mention rovio and sega.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be discreet and use analogies.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          just install tor and come back in here using it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have insider information that you're a homosexual larper with autism....wait everyone knows that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, about how the rovio deal went down

      if some leaker anon can give me tips on software and or methods on how to not dox myself, i might share what i got (pics and videos)

      fake and gay

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    More autism

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Mario and Sonic series is now over

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sega was originally made by the mafia and they partnered with the Yakuza. Once you understand this every decision makes sense.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do angry birds renders look better than sonic ones?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some Sonic renders are old and yet still used

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angry Birds is a shoo in for Smash 6?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It means Sega bought Rovio, the company that makes Angry Birds.
    If you're asking what WILL it mean...
    Porn, sonic x angry bird porn.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which means Sega is going to mismanage and ruin it somehow.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick is Sega still alive with shit like this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pachinko money.

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