What does your LFGS smell like?

What does your LFGS smell like?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fine except on mtg day

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bussy

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moving on from "what is X like in your setting" to "what is X like at your gaming place"?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    copper coins and salty milk

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine, for the most part, the worst was usually stale sweat from the occasional obese man, but they never usually stayed.
    Then the rainbow-hairs started coming, and it's just non-stop butt stench, something vaguely scented like cheese (but you wouldn't want to eat), and some cheap "perfume" in a vain attempt to mask it.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's an LFGS? Local _____ Game Store?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly.
      Or at least, it used to be.
      Now it's homosexual.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frightening. I fear all social interaction.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Books.

    Though I did buy a year expired package of M&M’s there the other day and that kinda ruined it.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a hoagie restaurant one unit over, so it smells like a deli.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be fine if gamers reeked, had they been attractive

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dust, mouldy books, and debt.
    So much debt.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe there wouldn't be so much debt if they stopped adding "u"s to all their mold.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're reaching anon

  12. 11 months ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    odor

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    First time I ever went it smelled like BO, even through masks. Rest of the times I've gone it's been fine

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never once given it any thought, which is a good thing.

    shit thread by the way

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one I used to go where you had about 16 people in a tight area in which you were sitting practically elbow to elbow and people had to squeeze behind you to get to their seat didn't have any odour problems
    I think it's overstated

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It used to smell like fast food but since they moved they don't allow food from outside anymore. They have a built in pub instead. It's still junk food but less oily. Haven't been on MTG nights, but warhammer on Sundays wasn't so bad.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mine is in the same mall as a Subway so it always smells like Subway.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to be honest. I don't know because I hold my breath long enough to grab and pay for the product I want until I get back into the parking lot.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paper, drywall, and just-vacuumed carpet, exactly like every other store in that little strip mall. Could be worse I guess.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sadness and desperation

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It smells like 8 or 9 people who have never truly lived a day in their lives.

    It smells like fear and self loathing, the faint sour but comforting odor of self pity, and the endless degradation brought about by the cruel, callous hand of the universe upon those who never stood a chance.

    It smells like failure, settling for a lesser life, resigning yourself to your fate of being an eternal cog in the great wheel of destiny, forever curses to appear as extra's in a story in which you will never play a leading role.

    It smells like quietly dying in anonymity and the desperate tears of those forgotten by fate.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    smells like 20 years of balls, and i love it

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cardboard and desperation.

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