White isn't an ethnicity.
Black isn't an ethnicity.
Asian isn't an ethinicity.
We get it, you're an american and they're all racemixxed losers who inherently have two dozens ethnicities mixed into them. So you pretend to be an ethnic population by classifying yourself into moronic skin colors like a dumbass toddler trying to fit shapes into holes. The english are an ethnicity, so are all the germanic ethnicities and everything else. Just americans don't because you are a product of getting fricked by all the european civilizations with distinct ethnicities.
Back in the day we use to idealize women, making them "realistic" in media like video games is a very recent phenomenon (that is also failing as a concept)
I don't even know what you are trying to say. Is this not biography of an anglo-saxon?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Holy fricking shit.
I'll go slow for you.
Your ethnicity (ETHNIC GROUP) is determined by your genetic heritage.
Your nationality on the other hand is just the NATION you were born in. >being born in a stable does not make one a horse
3 months ago
Anonymous
right, so what is Ian McShane's ethnicity?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>mcshane >MCSHANE
His patrilineage is Scotch jfc
3 months ago
Anonymous
Ah yes, English are all blue eyed Aryans while Scots (more northern population) are swarthy apes. Got it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
So... British?
3 months ago
Anonymous
> that pic
Oh wow
3 months ago
Anonymous
>ni ireland flag
3 months ago
Anonymous
Search for "Black Irish" and you'll see plenty of examples of swarthy celts with dark hair and eyes.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>being born in a stable doesn't make one a horse >but if you have a horse name then I guess you are one
The historically, genetically, and scientifically ignorant (you) are funny.
Anglo-saxons aren't even native Brits.
3 months ago
Anonymous
She's a video game character. Her ethnicity is 1's and 0's
3 months ago
Anonymous
Stop using ethnicity as a euphemism for race you moronic homosexual
3 months ago
Anonymous
Not that anon, but race and ethnicity are different. You would say a Korean, Japanese and Indian are asian, but you wouldn't say they are the same ethnicity. If an Indian was born in japan, he wouldn't be japanese ethnically he would still be Indian. The same goes with a european. An Italian born in England is still an Italian ethnicity even though his nationality is British.
3 months ago
Anonymous
it's very frustrating to me that many people can't seem to understand this
3 months ago
Anonymous
Ethnicity includes ancestry, culture, religion etc. It's not genetics.
3 months ago
Anonymous
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Ethnicity includes ancestry (genetics) >it's not genetics
What?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Ancestry is not genetics. If your mom cucked her husband they won't match.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>le burger face
3 months ago
Anonymous
Americans are normally the ones who don't know what ethnicity is and use it because they're too pussy to say race, if you're not even American that's even worse.
>She's clearly not "white".
Not a real race, it's merely a colonial caste. She looks PoC, but she is supposed to be a "white" woman, a dark British Islander type like Russell Brand, Jenna Coleman or Cheryl Tweedy (and her pseudo-Chicano brother).
Lots of British Isles people look like that, especially the Welsh and the Irish.
>huge breasts, wide hips and a shapely ass >Looks latina to me
Here's an anon who has never seen a Mexican in his real life.
She was originally called Lara Cruz, and was supposed to be a latina, but they changed it to Lara Croft to make it easier for americans to pronounce her name.
ara is a girl's name with Latin, Greek, and Russian roots, meaning "protection." It stems from the word "lares" and refers to the individual gods of Roman
The Croft surname emerged as that of a notable English family in the county of Yorkshire. The name largely originates from the English northern counties of Yorkshire, Cheshire and Lancashir
1. **Mediterranean or Southern European:** Lara Croft's features, such as olive/light brown skin and dark hair, could align with individuals of Mediterranean or Southern European descent. This could include ethnic groups from countries like Italy, Spain, Greece, or Portugal.
2. **Middle Eastern or North African:** Lara's features could also resemble individuals from Middle Eastern or North African backgrounds, where olive skin tones and dark hair are common. This could include ethnic groups from countries like Lebanon, Egypt, or Morocco.
3. **Latin American:** Lara's features could also be reminiscent of individuals from Latin American countries, where there is a diverse range of skin tones and hair colors. This could include ethnic groups from countries like Brazil, Mexico, or Colombia.
4. **Mixed Heritage:** Given the diversity of Lara Croft's physical features, another possibility is that she has a mixed ethnic heritage, with ancestry from multiple regions or ethnic groups. This could include combinations of the above-mentioned backgrounds or others not listed.
Ultimately, Lara Croft's ethnicity is not explicitly defined in the original Tomb Raider games, leaving room for interpretation and speculation. Her appearance may have been influenced by a variety of cultural and aesthetic considerations, as well as the desire to create a globally recognizable and relatable character.
>Her appearance may have been influenced by a variety... ....a globally recognizable and relatable character
Not to mention she was designed near the infancy of 3D modeling and they were just going for simplistic features of a traditionally sexy woman. The remake just tries modernizing her simple features and it ends up looking ethnically weird.
>Get a tan >Every /misc/tards brain gets bugged like liked a broken AI
It keeps happening, it's like the only races they think exist are white and black people.
Frankly the Remaster Lara Model looks like Tia Carrere at her peak in Relic Hunter, and later shew became the body model and Voice Actress for the queen for mars in Duck Dodgers
Paternal line is a drop in an ocean of ancestry. In any case Croft is not really a name worn by any English nobles, since English nobility is Norman with very few exceptions.
meaningless, I'm a direct descendent of countess bathory and have stake in land but I'm only half Hungarian unlike her being full. She's anglo-french as the others said.
why the frick are we arguing about the ethnicity of a fictional character again?
Holy shit Tomb Raider 1 is a fricking slog.
I got it because of you guys, and all it is is >wander aimlessly without any sort of direction whatsoever whilst not even knowing what in the frick you're supposed to be doing.
Is this just nostalgia slop carried by booba and vageene?
Holy shit milennials are fricking stupid. >Bad game design = good (but only if I played it as a kid. If a modern game comes out this poorly made, it sucks)
>handholding
Define this first.
Because as far as I can tell, you people think a game shouldn't tell you anything ever for any reason.
The first puzzle in a game, should be figuting out the pissing controls.
We had 3 good games, two mediocre ones, a bad one, then 3 more good ones, followed by 3 mediocre / bad ones. Hopefully that means we're about to get 3 good ones? Unless the remaster counts as that, in which case RIP.
Depends on what's next in the pipeline. I have no confidence that the next main entry succeeding the 2013 reboot is going to be good. Maybe good gameplay but it'll be another political soapbox.
If we get a neat spinoff like Guardian of Light maybe that'll be cool, or a Sonic Mania-esque fan-led retro style game would be preferred.
Nah, it would be bad even without the glitches. That pseudo-RPG shit was awful and so was the grunge boyfriend. That game was made by people who had no idea what they were even trying to do.
They're trying to playing the ethnic purity card, which doesn't really work with Britain because that went out the window a couple of thousand years ago. These people are new worlders who can't comprehend history going back more than 200 years.
My family has roots in Britain going back at least 800 years, and probably much further, but I still wouldn't class us as "ethnically" British.
She is not a shitskin.
And that is what matters.
Worse. She's Br*tish.
Not an ethnicity
This argument doesn't really work for Laura like it does tifa.
White isn't an ethnicity.
Black isn't an ethnicity.
Asian isn't an ethinicity.
We get it, you're an american and they're all racemixxed losers who inherently have two dozens ethnicities mixed into them. So you pretend to be an ethnic population by classifying yourself into moronic skin colors like a dumbass toddler trying to fit shapes into holes. The english are an ethnicity, so are all the germanic ethnicities and everything else. Just americans don't because you are a product of getting fricked by all the european civilizations with distinct ethnicities.
She can't be British, she's hot.
>Implying we don't get English roses every once in a while
You make a good point. She may be Welsh, Alex Jones (not the one from infowars) has the same skin tone and is hot.
She's from an aristocratic background, probably of Norman stock.
She's fictional.
Back in the day we use to idealize women, making them "realistic" in media like video games is a very recent phenomenon (that is also failing as a concept)
>pompous blown out hair
>enough makeup to use her face as a sharpie
>pushed up breasts with even more makeup
>padded bra
>deep cleavage V
Not exactly making a good case here anon
also she does not have horrid teeth
this was before veganism and weinstein ruined her body, face and soul
On extremely rare occassions some genetic freak is born on the Isles which overcomes centuries of inbreeding.
Bri'ish
Looks like some gross Megan Merkle type.
Kids will be low iq and dysgenic.
anglo
HA!
We Saxons have blue eyes and fair skin.
No clue wtf she is.
Post hand
>Ian McShane
>Russell Brand
Holy shit you are moronic
what are they Italians?
Ethnicity ≠ nationality
Jfc
I don't even know what you are trying to say. Is this not biography of an anglo-saxon?
Holy fricking shit.
I'll go slow for you.
Your ethnicity (ETHNIC GROUP) is determined by your genetic heritage.
Your nationality on the other hand is just the NATION you were born in.
>being born in a stable does not make one a horse
right, so what is Ian McShane's ethnicity?
>mcshane
>MCSHANE
His patrilineage is Scotch jfc
Ah yes, English are all blue eyed Aryans while Scots (more northern population) are swarthy apes. Got it.
So... British?
> that pic
Oh wow
>ni ireland flag
Search for "Black Irish" and you'll see plenty of examples of swarthy celts with dark hair and eyes.
>being born in a stable doesn't make one a horse
>but if you have a horse name then I guess you are one
The historically, genetically, and scientifically ignorant (you) are funny.
Anglo-saxons aren't even native Brits.
She's a video game character. Her ethnicity is 1's and 0's
Stop using ethnicity as a euphemism for race you moronic homosexual
Not that anon, but race and ethnicity are different. You would say a Korean, Japanese and Indian are asian, but you wouldn't say they are the same ethnicity. If an Indian was born in japan, he wouldn't be japanese ethnically he would still be Indian. The same goes with a european. An Italian born in England is still an Italian ethnicity even though his nationality is British.
it's very frustrating to me that many people can't seem to understand this
Ethnicity includes ancestry, culture, religion etc. It's not genetics.
>Ethnicity includes ancestry (genetics)
>it's not genetics
What?
Ancestry is not genetics. If your mom cucked her husband they won't match.
>le burger face
Americans are normally the ones who don't know what ethnicity is and use it because they're too pussy to say race, if you're not even American that's even worse.
ESL turdie detected
Ethnicity is entirely 100% genetics.
moron, just open a dictionary
Mediterranean Bull
She's white
She's Bri'ish, m8
Not an ethnicity
She's white Bri'ish. She has that sexy slag Bri'ish look.
I thought she was half-pajeet or something.
>thick lips
>olive skin
>huge breasts
>wide hips and a shapely ass
Looks latina to me
You're describing Italian and Mediterranean women, anon
Latinas are short and fat
Romans COLONIZED Britain
Romans left almost zero genetics behind. Soz.
Most of the colonists got killed by Boudica and then the remaining few mostly left during the 200-300's AD.
>Boudica
Bullshit feminist revision.
There were no female warriors.
Not in Scotland, not the Steppe, not Greece, nowhere
She was never a warrior, but she was a political figure people rallied around. Her actions were still influential.
Correct.
Why can't peoppe just admit this?
But nope, we have to pretend women can fight
Dunno anon, you brought it up out of nowhere.
Latin Americans like to downplay just how genetically destructive interbreeding with the natives was.
Latinas are spaniards, portoguese and south americans.
You're describing latin americans, who have been fed like pigs by american "cuisine" and were crossbred to be breeders.
Spaniards and Portugese people aren't Latino, it's a term that's exclusively used in the Americas to describe Latin Americans.
.
Lmao even Scandinavian girls have better asses than Med girls
>She's clearly not "white".
Not a real race, it's merely a colonial caste. She looks PoC, but she is supposed to be a "white" woman, a dark British Islander type like Russell Brand, Jenna Coleman or Cheryl Tweedy (and her pseudo-Chicano brother).
Lots of British Isles people look like that, especially the Welsh and the Irish.
>huge breasts, wide hips and a shapely ass
>Looks latina to me
Here's an anon who has never seen a Mexican in his real life.
how come some british/irish/scottish people look like the have some asian in them?
Her dads a bong and her mom's some mystery meat shade of Mediterranean most likely.
Her father was white.
Her mother was,not.
She's a mutt.
>Father is white
>Mother is latina
Based. That's all I needed to know.
British "person"
She was originally called Lara Cruz, and was supposed to be a latina, but they changed it to Lara Croft to make it easier for americans to pronounce her name.
There's no girl that can compete with Lara.
I can name 10
Yes. She's British. Native Brits aren't actually white.
You don't really believe that propaganda do you
They genetically tested this guys bones and found his living (white) direct desendant living 1/2 a mile down the road.
There's zero evidence he was black. That entire farce was a hyped up liberal black-washing event.
>save in the middle of a deadly fall
>have only that one save
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Native american or latinx with a british accent.
1. Chell is an islander
2.
>latinx
Kys
>using latinx unironically
Get a load of this cum guzzling homosexual
NTA but I call you guys Latinx because I know it boils your blood, I don't care about being inclusive or anything like that, I'm just a racist.
>racist
Makes you sound like a limp wristed pronoun homosexual
Your also gaygist pretty much.
after years of hearing latinx morons insisting that everyone in north&south america is american I don't really care about your issue with the term
troony. YWNBAW
latwinx
She was original named Laura Cruz so I'm guessing some kind of latina
Always thought she looked Spanish, or maybe Italian.
I've always presumed that his aristocrat britbong father married some Mediterranean supermodel or something who she inherited her looks from.
Looks like light skin pajeet
>light skin pajeet
eww never
i hate this game
PS1 era sovl
that's some big ass hitbox for a stealth aircraft
>nu-tomb raider: jumps snap 90º into a different direction in mid-air to not interrupt your immersive movie experience
>classic tomb raider:
you wouldn't have made it anyway cause that's a diagonal platform and you can't grab them
Can't tell if you're moronic or trolling.
Why did I hear the Half Life death sound?
what hit her? All I see is blank sky
I loved those homies
Titish.
>when she hears you'd like a letter of recommendation as a reward instead of sex or money so she comes to offer all three
>Lara Croft is white ...
ara is a girl's name with Latin, Greek, and Russian roots, meaning "protection." It stems from the word "lares" and refers to the individual gods of Roman
The Croft surname emerged as that of a notable English family in the county of Yorkshire. The name largely originates from the English northern counties of Yorkshire, Cheshire and Lancashir
Spanish from Spain
Guess her British father married some Greek/Italian/Portuguese beauty.
LOLOL SHE'S A SHITSKIN OR A MUTT!
Chatgpt:
1. **Mediterranean or Southern European:** Lara Croft's features, such as olive/light brown skin and dark hair, could align with individuals of Mediterranean or Southern European descent. This could include ethnic groups from countries like Italy, Spain, Greece, or Portugal.
2. **Middle Eastern or North African:** Lara's features could also resemble individuals from Middle Eastern or North African backgrounds, where olive skin tones and dark hair are common. This could include ethnic groups from countries like Lebanon, Egypt, or Morocco.
3. **Latin American:** Lara's features could also be reminiscent of individuals from Latin American countries, where there is a diverse range of skin tones and hair colors. This could include ethnic groups from countries like Brazil, Mexico, or Colombia.
4. **Mixed Heritage:** Given the diversity of Lara Croft's physical features, another possibility is that she has a mixed ethnic heritage, with ancestry from multiple regions or ethnic groups. This could include combinations of the above-mentioned backgrounds or others not listed.
Ultimately, Lara Croft's ethnicity is not explicitly defined in the original Tomb Raider games, leaving room for interpretation and speculation. Her appearance may have been influenced by a variety of cultural and aesthetic considerations, as well as the desire to create a globally recognizable and relatable character.
>Her appearance may have been influenced by a variety... ....a globally recognizable and relatable character
Not to mention she was designed near the infancy of 3D modeling and they were just going for simplistic features of a traditionally sexy woman. The remake just tries modernizing her simple features and it ends up looking ethnically weird.
She's probably english with some indian admixture like pic related
>Anno Domino 2024;
>Americans no longer know how skin tans.
Every white with tanned skin is assumed Indian until proven otherwise (better safe than sorry)
>lips thicker than rubber
>just a tan bro
bad news for Angelina
Plastic surgery isn't a genetic trait
>Get a tan
>Every /misc/tards brain gets bugged like liked a broken AI
It keeps happening, it's like the only races they think exist are white and black people.
She is Latina https://tombraider.fandom.com/wiki/Laura_Cruz
Finally. A true answer
obviously Italian (not white)
Whatever ethnicity Rhonda Mitra.
She was the official cosplayer, it's bullshit she didn't get the role. Frick the goblin faced israelite Angelina
Official cosplayer?
Qrd?
Fricking zoomers
>ywn fug prime Rhona
Why even live?
that hollow man scene hnnnnnnnnnnnng
during the late 90s and 2000s there was the original era of bimbo women. Women with fake tans, fake breasts, and fake lips.
10 out of 10 in bongland
Her mother was Mediterranean. Probably Italian or Greek or something.
>Neat a Tomb Raider thread
>It's just /misc/gayging about race and rent free Britain hate
Well we had nice threads while they lasted.
Rhona Lara best Lara
She's English nobility.
So racially French.
Also her mother's maiden name is Amelia de Mornay, so not even Norman but more recent French nobility. Lara Croft is basically French.
I would assume ‘croft’ is an english family name, she’s anglo-french
i want to touch lara's butt
Frankly the Remaster Lara Model looks like Tia Carrere at her peak in Relic Hunter, and later shew became the body model and Voice Actress for the queen for mars in Duck Dodgers
That show is obviously a ripoff of Tomb Raider
Legends said it was going to be tomb raider tv show, but then the movie opportunity happened.
Still Sydney is literally Classic Lara to the boot.
Frick, that gut whip must have hurt a lot.
ARE THOSE
Lara's ballistics
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE ADVERTISERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=croft#:~:text=English%3A%20habitational%20name%20from%20any,croft%20from%20Middle%20English%20croft.
Croft is English but she's a countess, so all her ancestry is probably nobility, therefore Norman ancestry.
It says ‘old english’ origin, so its unlikely ‘all’ her ancestry is norman, much less her paternal line.
Paternal line is a drop in an ocean of ancestry. In any case Croft is not really a name worn by any English nobles, since English nobility is Norman with very few exceptions.
Right but the assertion she is just french when she has a father with the croft family name is wrong.
Obviously I was being facetious, Anglo-Normans are their own thing now, they left France almost 1000 years ago. She's Anglo-French nobility.
meaningless, I'm a direct descendent of countess bathory and have stake in land but I'm only half Hungarian unlike her being full. She's anglo-french as the others said.
why the frick are we arguing about the ethnicity of a fictional character again?
Holy shit Tomb Raider 1 is a fricking slog.
I got it because of you guys, and all it is is
>wander aimlessly without any sort of direction whatsoever whilst not even knowing what in the frick you're supposed to be doing.
Is this just nostalgia slop carried by booba and vageene?
>whaaaa I'm a little baby and I need someone to hold my haaand
>where's the quest marker and the yellow paaaaint
Holy shit milennials are fricking stupid.
>Bad game design = good (but only if I played it as a kid. If a modern game comes out this poorly made, it sucks)
Show me a modern game with no handholding
I played TR1 for the first time 20 years after it came out btw
>handholding
Define this first.
Because as far as I can tell, you people think a game shouldn't tell you anything ever for any reason.
The first puzzle in a game, should be figuting out the pissing controls.
>Define this first
Anything with a longer tutorial and more hints than Elden Ring.
Haven't played Elden Ring.
I don't play most modern games.
TR1 has a fricking tutorial level where Lara patiently explains the controls so that even a moron like you can get it
>I'm too dumb to know what to do, this is bad game design!
lemme guess lemme guess, you think the controls suck too, right?
No?
He probably used the modern ones
I'm looking forward to zoomers pissing and shitting themselves over DD2.
It's a fricking dungeon crawler you mong. Do you complain that you go around in circles in racing games?
Californian actually
Dog/Black person/shota fricker
She would never frick a Black person take that back right now
>She would never frick a Black person take that back right now
and with dog and shotas?
Yeah she definitely does some of that though
What is the shota appeal?
Is it pedophelia? Or do you project onto the shota?
>Or do you project onto the shota?
This, I cry at night that I will never be a bastard shota who fricks onee.samas and milfs
For Lara, it's mostly the power, and pleasure of corrupting the pure and innocent.
K. But what is the appeal to YOU as a coomer?
I just love Lara, it's not up to me what she likes
Extremely common trope. Every male remembers sneaking access to playboys or lying to the 'click here if 18+' page.
ah the 80's and peak Lauren Holly
If Lara wasn't there for you to awaken your manhood, you had a boring childhood and I feel sorry for you.
ancient continental Normand blood aka the people that ruled over the anglos since the 11th century
must be why the british are ugly alongside the germans, you mongoloids spread your ugly ass genes around.
meanwhile eastern europeans are chads with the most beautiful women in the world. just ask donald trump.
Ok, when you are emigrating to western europe? My toilet needs a good clean
don't need to, I live in australia bro. we have more white people here than you ever did in your tiny nation.
maybe ask ahmed to clean your loo, since your capital cities are like 50% north african and middle eastern immigrants.
I don’t think the abos were the ones who built australia
Tartarian
>She comes to your house and gives you a GPU.
how do you react?
today I'll remind them
That's the Underworld outfit, the last game before the shitty reboots.
It's incredible how quickly the world changed.
We had 3 good games, two mediocre ones, a bad one, then 3 more good ones, followed by 3 mediocre / bad ones. Hopefully that means we're about to get 3 good ones? Unless the remaster counts as that, in which case RIP.
I don't think we can have good things anymore. And the fact Embracer bought the franchise for pennies doesn't bode well.
Depends on what's next in the pipeline. I have no confidence that the next main entry succeeding the 2013 reboot is going to be good. Maybe good gameplay but it'll be another political soapbox.
If we get a neat spinoff like Guardian of Light maybe that'll be cool, or a Sonic Mania-esque fan-led retro style game would be preferred.
>a bad one
only because of the glitches
it's the only game in the series, IMO, that matches and even exceeds the atmosphere of the first game
Nah, it would be bad even without the glitches. That pseudo-RPG shit was awful and so was the grunge boyfriend. That game was made by people who had no idea what they were even trying to do.
>That pseudo-RPG shit was awful and so was the grunge boyfriend
why?
4 good games*
Your math is shit or you're an awful troll.
I agree with him, was never much a fan of TRLR
>incredible how quickly the world changed
Sure is. Almost like it was forced.
now the morons are paying the price for this shit
It always goes back at them
Humanity all came from Africa. We're all nig-nogs bros.
She's sex
White with a tan. Maybe some mediterranean genes, her ancestor in England may have been raped by a Roman invader
are most people on Ganker literally blind?
how can you say she's not british when half the people in britain look like this?
They're trying to playing the ethnic purity card, which doesn't really work with Britain because that went out the window a couple of thousand years ago. These people are new worlders who can't comprehend history going back more than 200 years.
My family has roots in Britain going back at least 800 years, and probably much further, but I still wouldn't class us as "ethnically" British.
anglo pajeet
Mediterranean, obv.
OG Tomb Raider was Anglo-Saxon
?t=1332
I miss the good times.
>roasting marshmallows with Lara
Can you imagine?
Is she stealing his wallet?
p-prompt?
>Ganker doesn't know what a tan is
>She's clearly not "white".
>le south american face
Very fitting honestly. The people who b***h about "Whiteness" the most are mestizos.
Slag
Spice Girl mutt baby