to run around doing frick all for like 90 hours until you decide youre wasting your time.
the world has nothing in it but golden nutsacks and shitty puzzles.
environments are pretty though
if you play it like a stealth game with the one sheikah bow it becomes super fun. botw is one of those make your own adventure games where you'll have good fun if you're creative
Well yeah, when people shit on good games for completely arbitrary petty reasons then turn around and act like low effort trash is the second coming of christ because of brand name recognition and capitalizing on a shit trend then yeah, I get a little annoyed
>insert 500000 word essay about how being able to light some shit on fire makes it the greatest thing ever invented by mankind and the world being empty copypaste asset repeating bullshit is actually the fault of your imagination >when minecraft exists >when GTA exists >when just cause exists >when mgsv exists
it's basically nintendo Labo: the game
to give ageing, poor, fat white guys on Ganker a reason to live so they can wake up every morning and feign smugness over its perfection for 100% of all their waking hours everyday, instead of ever playing a game
Yeah, but it's too hand holdy, and all that hand holdiness has generated an entire wave of autists that autistically speed run this game by doing the most insane glitches known to man. Just give me the fricking paraglider from the start, old man.
How the frick is it handholdy? It's the first Zelda game in God knows how long without any kind of companion or guide npcs and the map doesn't auto-populate objectives.
The first section is so handholdy, or at least slow, that you have literal autists mashing buttons to jump through walls and examining game code for a way to get the glider from the start.
>Anonymous 07/03/22(Sun)20:24:41 No.60
this. the game is fun. I ignored the main story because I didnt know I technically needed all the memories before killing ganon. the combat is superb, and wandering around slowly on horseback and not speedrunning like a troony homosexual is pretty nice. Played in on Wii U, and would buy a switch just to replay it all over again over and over. I might be a tard for enjoying nice scenic areas and just being allowed to wander, but so be it.
>people spend hundreds of hours figuring out how to speedrun the game because the game is so boring they just want to get through it as quickly as possible
This is beyond parody at this point.
First, that's not at all what handholdy means. You're given complete freedom from the beginning. The point you're trying to make is that the beginning confines you to a smaller space for half an hour, and you don't have access to all the tools to interact with the world with yet, like the runes and the glider. You don't like that, you'd prefer it if they were handed out from the beginning, but that's neither here nor there. Not at all what handholdy or "slow," only that it takes half an hour to get to the part YOU enjoy. That's it.
Secondly, using speedrun autism as a testament to anything but those people's autism is not making a valid point.
I've been replaying BotW and after 45 hours I'm enjoying it almost as much as the first time. Yeah, it took a few years to get the desire to replay it because once you learn the mechanics and explore the entire world it loses a lot of its magic, but it's been long enough at this point that I'm having fun again. I picked up the Portal collection because I haven't played those games in years and I realized that the 120 shrines that everyone complains about are literally Portal puzzles. It also looks and plays great on the OLED. I really don't care that some people are mad about this game, it's easily in my top 10 of all time.
>I realized that the 120 shrines that everyone complains about are literally Portal puzzles.
This is what people were saying before the game even released, there was almost nothing but praise even on Ganker for the game leading up to release and during the release year. The seething didn't set in until around 2018 (and a lot of that is the same ~5 shitposts over and over)
I don't remember the Portal comparisons, but yeah, in the first year or so it was mostly positive discussion with every criticism being addressed. And then after everyone played it and it had been discussed to death the non-stop hate threads started. The funniest thing about them is that literally every valid criticism had already been discussed to death by everyone who enjoyed the game.
There was that one edit of the game's boxart with an amalgamation of games it appeared to take features of (including portal because of the shrines), thought I had it saved but I can't find the pic now.
Also, people that don't like this game are too moronic to set up cemu and autistically mod to their hearts content. Can literally make it whatever game you want.
what's the point of any game
>i cannot answer le question so i will answer with another le question!
...to provide a unhinged, nonrestricted adventure?
To be fun
Also to make you personally seethe and lose your mind
to run around doing frick all for like 90 hours until you decide youre wasting your time.
the world has nothing in it but golden nutsacks and shitty puzzles.
environments are pretty though
>environments are pretty though
What is this moronic image even supposed to be showing?
moron. Go outside some time.
BotW looks nothing like this
if you play it like a stealth game with the one sheikah bow it becomes super fun. botw is one of those make your own adventure games where you'll have good fun if you're creative
To make people like you seethe over about it for more than half a decade.
Well yeah, when people shit on good games for completely arbitrary petty reasons then turn around and act like low effort trash is the second coming of christ because of brand name recognition and capitalizing on a shit trend then yeah, I get a little annoyed
Nobody is shitting on your "good game", they're too busy playing BOTW
To autistically run around in barren 3D geometry fricking with game physics because “MUH FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
This. Physics is what separates a shit game from a decent one at the very least.
>insert 500000 word essay about how being able to light some shit on fire makes it the greatest thing ever invented by mankind and the world being empty copypaste asset repeating bullshit is actually the fault of your imagination
>when minecraft exists
>when GTA exists
>when just cause exists
>when mgsv exists
it's basically nintendo Labo: the game
>it's basically nintendo Labo: the game
Genuinely, what the frick did anon mean by this??
He must have really liked Labo. Seemed kind of dumb to me.
To be an excellent game while also making fake Zelda fans extremely angry.
to give ageing, poor, fat white guys on Ganker a reason to live so they can wake up every morning and feign smugness over its perfection for 100% of all their waking hours everyday, instead of ever playing a game
Have fun
To be a gay but at the same time think you're playing a good game
To be fun.
And it succeeded at it more than any other open world game.
Yeah, but it's too hand holdy, and all that hand holdiness has generated an entire wave of autists that autistically speed run this game by doing the most insane glitches known to man. Just give me the fricking paraglider from the start, old man.
How the frick is it handholdy? It's the first Zelda game in God knows how long without any kind of companion or guide npcs and the map doesn't auto-populate objectives.
The first section is so handholdy, or at least slow, that you have literal autists mashing buttons to jump through walls and examining game code for a way to get the glider from the start.
The existence of a tutorial section at the very start is not handholdy. Speedrunners are troony homosexuals and nothing they do matters.
>Anonymous 07/03/22(Sun)20:24:41 No.60
this. the game is fun. I ignored the main story because I didnt know I technically needed all the memories before killing ganon. the combat is superb, and wandering around slowly on horseback and not speedrunning like a troony homosexual is pretty nice. Played in on Wii U, and would buy a switch just to replay it all over again over and over. I might be a tard for enjoying nice scenic areas and just being allowed to wander, but so be it.
>people spend hundreds of hours figuring out how to speedrun the game because the game is so boring they just want to get through it as quickly as possible
This is beyond parody at this point.
>This is beyond parody at this point.
The only thing beyond parody is seething snoyshits like you who are still bootyblasted 6 years later.
Terrible reading comprehension, anon.
First, that's not at all what handholdy means. You're given complete freedom from the beginning. The point you're trying to make is that the beginning confines you to a smaller space for half an hour, and you don't have access to all the tools to interact with the world with yet, like the runes and the glider. You don't like that, you'd prefer it if they were handed out from the beginning, but that's neither here nor there. Not at all what handholdy or "slow," only that it takes half an hour to get to the part YOU enjoy. That's it.
Secondly, using speedrun autism as a testament to anything but those people's autism is not making a valid point.
Why are you anon's still trying to cope with botw?
Why do you need to cope with fun?
I've been replaying BotW and after 45 hours I'm enjoying it almost as much as the first time. Yeah, it took a few years to get the desire to replay it because once you learn the mechanics and explore the entire world it loses a lot of its magic, but it's been long enough at this point that I'm having fun again. I picked up the Portal collection because I haven't played those games in years and I realized that the 120 shrines that everyone complains about are literally Portal puzzles. It also looks and plays great on the OLED. I really don't care that some people are mad about this game, it's easily in my top 10 of all time.
>I realized that the 120 shrines that everyone complains about are literally Portal puzzles.
This is what people were saying before the game even released, there was almost nothing but praise even on Ganker for the game leading up to release and during the release year. The seething didn't set in until around 2018 (and a lot of that is the same ~5 shitposts over and over)
I don't remember the Portal comparisons, but yeah, in the first year or so it was mostly positive discussion with every criticism being addressed. And then after everyone played it and it had been discussed to death the non-stop hate threads started. The funniest thing about them is that literally every valid criticism had already been discussed to death by everyone who enjoyed the game.
There was that one edit of the game's boxart with an amalgamation of games it appeared to take features of (including portal because of the shrines), thought I had it saved but I can't find the pic now.
To be nincel's first openworld game
Also, people that don't like this game are too moronic to set up cemu and autistically mod to their hearts content. Can literally make it whatever game you want.
fields of grass
/v/still mad
have a nice day, Arthur.
To make homosexuals like you seethe
Open chests for more sword ammo.
>What exactly is the point of this game
Save the princess ya dick.
Fun.
To tell one of the greatest stories.
Tech demo for more asset flip shovelware
>19 year old YouTube incel with 1000 subs and even less views
BWAHAHAHAHAHA