What game devs do this?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to twitter or consume cyanide you parasite

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get in on this? I'll do it for cheap.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc some anon once spilled the beans and he got the job by applying for those hotline-service jobs which can result in you sitting on a phone or arguing online with others.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You shills disgust me

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol oh no, the purity and sanctity of social media websites
        lmao

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I already hated you so I don't care.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not worth it. It's only about 20 USD an hour.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's very good pay especially wfh

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's very good pay especially wfh

        >I could add 20 an hour on top of my current pay by shilling daily on the website I already lurk daily
        Damn I already have a WFH job I could make a lot of money doing this

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's amazing

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's really good money for shitposting on forums anon.. I mean, we're all doing it for free..

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >$20 an hour to shitpost about HBO's next diarrhea program.
        Bro I could quit my Retail job, WFH and live comfortably while I save money because now I wont be buying nearly as much gas or food else where. This is good fricking money if you aint in a profession, hell I could do it part time.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >20 dollars an hour in my cozy room
        VS
        >wageslaving around chemical health hazards doing backbreaking work

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what happens if you get banned for troll posts. does that mean you get to do nothing while you wait for your ISP to give you a new IP

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to follow community guidelines and you can't use any derogatory language because you're considered a representative of the company. Getting banned is reviewed (you have to submit your posts every day) and if it's determined to be because of bad behavior then you can be reprimanded. Also you don't just do it on one website, you get assigned various sites and accounts.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            So is 20$ an hour for using all of the accounts they give you?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. You have to juggle between whatever accounts you're assigned and have to foster engagement across them all. There's all sorts of metrics involved.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not going to do you much good here then, much of Ganker and Ganker's posters are autists and children that are far more responsive to posts containing a more liberal usage of sentence enhancers

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i make minimum wage right now homie

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I earn 30USD a day on my shithole sign me the frick up

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats more than i make

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, you are fricking lying, this cannot be real

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a bad side gig. I take opposite sides of arguments in flame wars on this site just for fun, it'd be nice to get paid to do so.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a chance. I make just barely over $25/hr in an accounting-adjacent job at a mortgaging company. No way does a job arguing about media online pay that much when it's likely mostly outsourced in the first place, unless you're actively limited to like 5-10 hour weeks or something. Granted if I had the opportunity to spend and hour or two a night at home defending some 6/10 movie or game and make like $150 extra a week after tax I'd take it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        20? I'm already shitposting here for free. I'll take it!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        20 bucks wfh to call people homosexuals for not liking what I like? I live in a coastal state and still think that sounds amazing.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t.rustfund baby

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but I looked into paid astroturfing a while back and it’s not just “sit on Ganker and argue in one thread and collect hourly wage”, it’s always quantity based and you have to work like a fricking third world dog to make any money. There’s a reason it’s always barely literate ESLs and never ever anyone with a real job.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        where the frick do I sign up

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The majority of the anons who would probably take this kind of job either still live with their parents or live off of SSDI payments, 20 bucks an hour is awesome for people who sit on their ass 24/7.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          As somebody who was in that situation for months right out of college because of awful lockdown job markets and had to settle for working Amazon warehouse nightshifts with mandatory overtime for over a year at less than $20/hr, you bet your ass that sounds good.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not wanting to get free money to reply to dumb fricking posts like yours
          the frick are you a janny or somethin
          captcha g0088

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >20 an hour to become a full time Ganker poster
        Sounds fun

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not worth it. It's only about 20 USD an hour.
        But I already shitpost on Ganker 14 hours a day. But without getting paid for it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        do all the anons replying know you probably have to shill on like 10 sites a day and not just sit your ass on Ganker?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        We do it for free. That's really good pay for being moronic on the internet.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do they hire ESLs?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No moron, why the frick would they?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I currently make about $50 an hour and I'd consider picking this up as a side gig. Hell, whenever I'm compiling or waiting on other people to get done with their shit I'm already arguing online for free.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I get paid in USD I'll be a millionaire before 30

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        MOTHERFRICKER THAT'S X3 THE MINIMUM WAGE HERE
        WHERE DO I SIGN UP

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        where do I sign up

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of them

      no one will hire you after they see you do it for free all day

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      email IDF cyber defense

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll do it for cheap
      I mean we already do it for free

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. ill argue just to argue i dont care if its shit or not

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be "hired on" as a six month internship. Your "job" will be doing some of the dumbest shit you can ever imagine as well as shit that is extremely questionable that can be full blown denied if necessary because you weren't technically on payroll

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. ill argue just argue, then gas light anons for free.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll do this, but I can't promise I wont be racist

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of them
    Everybody knows that every company does this nowadays even if they don't disclose which of course they don't because it makes them look as pathetic as they really are

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much every single GPU thread is nvidiot paid shills.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the non English ones?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      its so funny watching people THIS delusional. you really think this sort of shit wouldnt have slipped out with proof by now? its the same with just about every conspiracy theory that involves lots of people supposedly in on it. theres always going to be somebody that will spill the beans on any secret. you're delusional to think it wouldnt have come out by now, and laughably narcissistic if you think they would bother posting on Ganker.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean like what just happened with the company in the OP?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow convincing arguments truly worthy of minimum wage.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember uninstalling and unfollowing the rise to ruins dev since he just took every negative review as a personal attack on his self
    don't know if that changed, it's been a few years
    having to read a twitter meltdown every other day got tiring though

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    that explains the people pretending that the troony show is good

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? Which one?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What troony show?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'll have to be a tad more specific.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's 2023, you will need to narrow it down buddy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'll have to be a tad more specific.

        What troony show?

        What? Which one?

        euphoria. there's a troony that gets all the hot guys.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The first season was good

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the 5/10 everyone was raving about? So fricking astroturfed.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            god i'm so old. this looks like something we'd see our parents watching and laugh about because of how out-of-touch it is but it's MY GENERATION WATCHING THIS SHIT

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      euphoria. there's a troony that gets all the hot guys.

      The majority of people I've seem talk about this show is shitting on it and sam levinson. Ganker unironically likes it more than twitter.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      or any HBOslop made in the last decade for that matter

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why ignoring any and all The Troon Doctor edits was a good idea.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf ame jumpscare

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          yame

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neil Cuckmann

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      r/gamingcirclejerk are so pathetic they defended Last of Us 2 for free like the constitution depended on it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's glowie central. They don't even play games and unironically support Israel.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          a broken clock is right twice a day

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just redditors being redditors. Steam community is also full of shitters like that. Defend the corpos, defend them no matter what. In the future when we have literal brand wars in our corporate dystopian hellscape, it'll be fought between people like that.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when the seventh PepsiCo® Recruitment Officer comes to my house trying to order me to report for duty

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he's not a member of the Coca-Cola Polar Bear Corps.
              ngmi

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They hate the Constitution, though.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being paid to do that? Literally every Gankerners dream. Imagine getting paid to argue with someone who said your favorite game was shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you imagine the dick suck and onions slurpping you need go through to get that kind of job? You think they let anyone be mindless shill bots for you? You have to prove how much of a dumbshit goy you are to your masters before they even let you lick their shoes.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely Bethesda, since you had so many people come out of the woodwork and defend the pronoun shit in Starfield when one guy complained about it. Funny thing is that at least half those people would have joined in on making fun of it around a decade or so ago.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sir Bethesda is reputable company and never pay us to leave good comment.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you do it for free?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows that Besthesda went into shilling overdrive. Did you notice nobody is even talking about Starfield anymore after a week?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Other way around moron, bandwagoners and actual snoy shills destroyed it in the media and people were already hoping it would be shit beforehand.

      Everyone knows that Besthesda went into shilling overdrive. Did you notice nobody is even talking about Starfield anymore after a week?

      Most discussion gets shut down by bandwagoners and shills, it's impossible to have an online discussion about the game anymore.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bot post

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      people who defended that shit don't play video games
      they only knew about it from Twitter drama

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sega will literally call the cops on your ass and DMCA you for criticizing their games.

    https://www.sega.co.jp/en/customer_harassment_policy/index.html

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's fricking AAA devs arguing with people on Ganker here. You think those Sony or Alan Wake threads are organic?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I don't. It seems impossible for people to post about popular, long-awaited AAA that sell dozens of millions of copies. It's all artificially soulful ~~*slopshills*~~ trannies who get paid to lurk Ganker.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The crapcom shill who keeps posting 3D cammys every day. What pathetic people.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Alan Wake ones are the most obvious astroturfing i've seen in decades.
      Like literally more overt than Zhangs and Pajeets shilling Starfield.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ubisoft devs post about their games on here every time there's a new release
    They do it for free though. The average Ubisoft game is made by 3000 people, there's bound to be one guy in there who's really excited to share his work with fellow anons.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HBO has great shows, what are people criticizing?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, The Last of Us and Euphoria are great shows designed for people with mental illnesses.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Righteous Gemstones and The White Lotus are rich people suffering porn kino

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish that Aria sex scene was as dark as the rest of the battle. I remember pulling up my phone to look up her age, I genuinely thought she was still a kid.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting paid to shitpost against neckbeards
    Where do I sign up

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the AAA
    Ganker is living proof of this

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        not how it works
        if his dad was ginger and his mom was black haired he'd be black haired but still carry ginger alleles
        also mom and daughter might just both have dyed hair (which would be a bit weird but not unheard of)

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          multi-layered cope

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah japanese women submit to the white mans meat pillar. Why do you think so many weeaboos are white.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    give it 10 years, and it will be AI arguing with AI. Hell, you guys are probably AI, what am I even doing here

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      With the AI already able to chat with people i dont doubt we do have literal bots spamming shit around

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        pomni sexo

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >live in a digital world
          >still have one eye
          dumbest show of 2023

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            she cute so it's okay. Button eyes are double cute

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            still more watchable than the suicide Helluva did this year

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              qrd?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >its a Zim Puts on a troony Voice for the entire episode kinda feel

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        give it 10 years, and it will be AI arguing with AI. Hell, you guys are probably AI, what am I even doing here

        Tbh this is already forcing me to read books and go outside more and more so ultimately I think bot vs bot internet will just make me stop using internet

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          give it 10 years, and it will be AI arguing with AI. Hell, you guys are probably AI, what am I even doing here

          With the AI already able to chat with people i dont doubt we do have literal bots spamming shit around

          >dead internet meme might could become true in your lifetime

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >might
            >implying it isn't alresdy happening

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty fricked because they can just train a bot on posts from a social media site and have it fit right in. GPTGanker already happened, 1 guy had 9 bots trained on /misc/ that posted 15,000 comments in 24 hours.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dexerto

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >multibillion dollar corporations are so scared of/pissed about my dumbass opinions they spend actual money and man hours interacting with them

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitposting creates jobs.
      I'm just doing my part, no need to thank me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally living rent-free in some millionaire executives head

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >multibillion dollar corporations are so scared of/pissed about my dumbass opinions they spend actual money and man hours interacting with them

        >projection
        Go ahead and accuse me of being an HBO shill, homosexual.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course they're scared
      One popular enough youtube video can literally cost them billions of dollars and potentially bankrupt the whole company if they're already struggling
      And people really think reviewers aren't paid off

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >One popular enough youtube video can literally cost them billions of dollars and potentially bankrupt the whole company if they're already struggling
        This has literally never happened

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          of course it has but no company is ever going to admit they got destroyed by a lowly "influencer"
          If a video on par with Crowbcat's B4B video releases your company is as good as dead

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If a video on par with Crowbcat's B4B video releases your company is as good as dead
            Would have happened without that video, shit games are just shit. People don't need a video telling them why it's shit.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah well explain [your favourite game].

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              The average normie plays shit games all the time and sees nothing wrong with them
              They absolutely need someone to explain to them when something is bad and that goes for things beyond just games
              Especially in the case of seemingly polished AAA games which are designed to sell on marketing
              It's not like they have an exhaustive knowledge of every game so they don't understand just how much of a downgrade some modern games are
              If someone had no knowledge of L4D2 they could easily think it was better than it really is

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The average normie doesn't watch video essays on youtube about why games are bad

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This has literally never happened
          educate yourself

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not scared. They just want you to talk about their shit so it trends and Joe McNormie becomes aware of it. Intentionally pissing people off is an excellent way to get to them talk about things.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any proof HBO did this, or is this just a Schizo cope?

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    CDPR

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody smarter than me should make a program that detects both human and AI shills. Then post weekly updates online as to what is currently being shilled the most on various websites. If we as users then choose not to engage with the threads then companies will either have to dump way more money into shilling or more likely simply abandon it all together. Even better if we can have extensions that autoblock shill content.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This board is already crammed with shills shitposting at each other over shit nobody actually cares about, the internet is a powerfully moronic thing.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Call me an optimist but I think we have what it takes to make shilling non-viable. We just need the right tools to be made and every anon would be on board.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, shills argue with shills from other companies all the time. You can see that whenever big-ish games of similar genres release next to one another.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No to what? I didn't ask you a question ESL-sama. The reason companies pay people to shill is because they view it as profitable. With tools to detect them (and the majority of users using and caring about it) the effectiveness of shilling will diminish and it won't be worth the money to hire them. It would take some time though so we would get to enjoy watching companies argue with each other for a while before they pull the plug.

            [...]
            I always can figure out of it's real marketing shills if I get a ban/warning for racism in a shill marketing thread. That's how I know the jannies and mods are watching it, and know it's going on, because Ganker gets paid to let companies do this kind of crap. How else do you think this place stays afloat?

            Very true. That's why the hypothetical tool would need to be completely unaffiliated with asiaticmoot and his jannies. If enough people use it and are auto-hiding shill threads, the cost effectiveness will plummet and we will see an end to the shills. Unless the jannies start stickying shill threads (I shouldn't give them any ideas...)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate to break it to you, but Ganker has always been like this.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI model which detects shills
      How? I’m a software engineer who occasionally does like AI tooling for a neighboring team. I don’t think the problem of “determine whether this faceless poster is shilling for a company” is a problem that’s solvable with AI, or in generally, really. The vast majority of people on this site who get called shills are just fans defending something like their whole personality depends on it. For some reason, when you guys do this shit for things you like, you don’t view it as shilling. You’re just a fan. But when a new game drops and there’s some threads about it for a few days, no it can’t be real. It’s gotta be orchestrate corporate shilling. Save us Black personman

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes those dedicated fans that make gross factual errors about the product they're shilling every other post.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paid shills have talking points and guidelines for what they do. You can see some of the guides floating around occasionally. These aren't smart people doing the actual posting, it's either very underpaid ESL's or the company has a program of their own. Both stick to very familiar terminology and tactics. It's just an extrapolation of people using filter systems on Ganker. A system that detects these will of course get some false positives, but it would still be an accurate measure of shill levels. I am confident someone could get a basic program for this in place within a day.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paid shills have talking points and guidelines for what they do. You can see some of the guides floating around occasionally. These aren't smart people doing the actual posting, it's either very underpaid ESL's or the company has a program of their own. Both stick to very familiar terminology and tactics. It's just an extrapolation of people using filter systems on Ganker. A system that detects these will of course get some false positives, but it would still be an accurate measure of shill levels. I am confident someone could get a basic program for this in place within a day.

        I always can figure out of it's real marketing shills if I get a ban/warning for racism in a shill marketing thread. That's how I know the jannies and mods are watching it, and know it's going on, because Ganker gets paid to let companies do this kind of crap. How else do you think this place stays afloat?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shills and bots use stock expressions and will respond to keywords. For example saying Aryan or Teutonic makes basedjak bots come out of the woodwork on /misc/

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The "Finals" threads are so fricking cookie-cutter and inorganic that it's obvious that they are shill threads.
        They get 300 replies within an hour, it's insane. And it's the same 10 questions people ask each other as if it's some revelation

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen people get called shills for niche and obscure ass games that are years old too. I don't doubt that genuine shilling goes on and I'm positive I've seen it myself but like 90% of the time at least it's just people on Ganker being tribal morons and either blowing a gasket when someone insults a game they like or losing their mind over the absurdity of people liking a game they don't care for.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was paid to post on Ganker
        The board was 90% shilling back then (2019) and I'm willing to bet it still is.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          not shilling when arguing about what an actual good pizza innit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My idea for an app
      >addhate
      >it keeps a track of any ad you've seen so you remember NOT to but that product

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need a data scientist not a programmer. And this task doesn’t even require the AI it’s just simple statistics.
      >scan Ganker catalogue once or twice a day
      >output is the word + number coincidences

      What you could use AI for is to grab several years of data and look for spikes i uses of certain words and you maybe could teach the AI ti POTENTIALLY predict that another shill campaign has started. That requires a lot of data though.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember when every online news site with comment sections did this. constant fake accounts just to bait people to reply to make their pages seem more active

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Ubisoft. Also the guys that made Bauldar's Gate 3

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single devanon

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    sony for sure.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix is paying it's people to shit on HBO shows... we are all shills here...

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lab Zero/Reverge Labs, WayForward and Yacht Club.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude i would love to get paid to talk shit here

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't pay me enough

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Fi Rush was fantastic. Imagine getting a bee in your bonnet about that, of all things

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any and all triple A studios deploy shills through marketing agencies. This has been proven many times, even when microsofts shills had one of their posting scripts lose its subscription mid post and they ended up posting their ID and what program they were using to track the posts on Ganker.

    Shills and astroturfers, raiders and political tourists are very real, and yes, they do come here. Ganker's a very busy place.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, the schizos were right! Looks like the internet is really nothing but scammers, schemers, and shills all making money somehow through various nefarious ways. And that's that, if someone ever argues with you that LOL WHO WOULD SHILL ON THIS SITE just redirect them to this,its always been apparent but now it's in everyone's face.

  31. 6 months ago
    Olivia from Bolivia

    Ganker's Ganker is great because it is all people not bots.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would shill for products I actually use and like.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone does that it's called leaving a review like on Amazon or yelp but to purposely shill and defend something because you're PAID to is basically no different than propaganda. It's just dirty.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OY FRICKING VEY
    what the everloving frick is this thread. How long have you schizos been wandering around unsupervised?!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've wanted to punch this israelite since the first time I saw him. I bet if you hit him hard enough his poofy hair would flop around.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Qui?!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

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          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            OY GEVALT!!

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Internet Theory.

    There is no legitimate conversation anymore. It's all people arguing with bots. Or paid shills, which might as well be bots

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dead internet theory would be great if there were less social media sites but because there's so many of them it's hard to distinguish the shill sites Vs the real deal. At one point (probably close to say 2006-2008) Ganker was a mecca for all sorts of nerds, incels and even elites but then 2016 rolled in and things crashed and now here we are and I cna tell you just based on anecdotal evidence, most of the boards on Ganker are /x/ tier level of slow now some posts stay up for DAYS on the boards that were once considered hotspots like Ganker or Ganker but now? Pshhh alot of the posts here I really do believe are bots.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's downhill for all boards. Can anybody name a single board that has improved in quality in the past 5 years? I used to love going to Ganker and hearing the crazy things people would do. Now half the posts are "will i get laid in x" or "i'm going to cancun what is there to do". Where did all the cool anons go?

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else here also notice the huge surge in ESL posting? It honestly hurts my brain sometimes to read some of the shit people write. Just barely legible garbage. And then other people reply to them as if what they just wrote wasn't the equivalent of a 2nd graders first attempt at writing a sentence. I love you ESL bros but holy shit have some shame, this place is starting to feel like an english 101 study group.

    Or maybe everyone's becoming moronic.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >maybe everyone's becoming moronic
      It's mostly shitskins and morons who take them seriously that remain here. I just feel like I got no place else to go 🙁

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I think it isn't ESL posting as much as it is mobile posters that just type like morons on their phones.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very true. Apparently 93% of users are on mobile. It's probably lower for posters but still disgusting. Nobody is going to be engaged in a discussion while on their phone.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the key tricks on how to make it look like you're not samegayging is to change up your posting style. ESL posts are a way for shills to do that along with making one post have capitalization and another only have lowercase.

      The dead internet theory would be great if there were less social media sites but because there's so many of them it's hard to distinguish the shill sites Vs the real deal. At one point (probably close to say 2006-2008) Ganker was a mecca for all sorts of nerds, incels and even elites but then 2016 rolled in and things crashed and now here we are and I cna tell you just based on anecdotal evidence, most of the boards on Ganker are /x/ tier level of slow now some posts stay up for DAYS on the boards that were once considered hotspots like Ganker or Ganker but now? Pshhh alot of the posts here I really do believe are bots.

      Most social media sites have their own shills or bots trained on the posts there. That's why so many of the sites feel more or less the same and users on them tend to have the same opinions. There are more lurkers than posters, that's always been the case everywhere so people take advantage of that use with sockpuppet accounts and shills replying to shills. The popular sites like Twitter and Reddit are also perfect for manipulation via likes and upvotes. Some bots can make anything seem like popular opinion.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would explain why some of these posts hurt my head so much to read. I think we all have a natural ability to understand broken english when interacting with ESL and children, but if a sentence is purposely butchered you won't have the cues needed to 'translate' it correctly. Like

        it also come to do could look now the have of think they I at for it will good to or over them and you only see some then

        is a complete headache to read and really isn't that far off from some people's posts.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe the ultimate anti-bot tech would be intentionally mutilating words so you can still automatically process them normally, but bots will shit themselves.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That could work because it deson’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod aepapr, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pcale. The rset can be a toatl mses and humans can sitll raed it wouthit pobelrm.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              maybe the ultimate anti-bot tech would be intentionally mutilating words so you can still automatically process them normally, but bots will shit themselves.

              We can read it but retaining that information is another story entirely. It would be nice if we could move in the opposite direction and be able to tell who isn't a bot by having more detailed and articulate posts. Eventually the bots would catch up though and you'd just be effortposting to a computer...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >One of the key tricks on how to make it look like you're not samegayging is to change up your posting style. ESL posts are a way for shills to do that along with making one post have capitalization and another only have lowercase.
        Retroarch Shill does this one a lot.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it also come to do could look now the have of think they I at for it will good to or over them and you only see some then

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly can't tell sometimes if it's legitimate ESL posting or if it's people who just have that poor of an understanding of their own native language.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd love to see Ganker use/posting broken down by race. Country data points towards being vastly USA dominant but we have no idea what proxies are being used. Imagine finding out 80% of people you interact with are indians...

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          the ESL threads on Ganker usually get tons of people. There are more than you think. Im Indian myself

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Au contraire, I think the majority of posters are ESL (or too braindead to be considered literate anyways). This was fine in the past when they were a minority, since it gave them an opportunity to practice. Now they reinforce each other's bad habits. It also shifts the culture away from what originally attracted people in the first place. It's like online immigration.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever, this isn't some safe space for mayo monkeys

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I figure there's a big balance difference between the people who post the most (multiple posts in most threads they browse), people who post much more rarely, and people who only lurk. I figure the stronger one's self-perceived english skills are, the more often one posts
          including lurkers and rare posters Ganker might be majority ESL, but by post volume I'd bet it's upwards of 75% US/CAN/UK/IRE/AUS/NZ

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            to be fair, Indians invented skin color based racisms thousands of years ago, lmao

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's still ~70% USA, Can, and UK
          but among those, I'd guess a very high numbers of SEAnigs, chinks, and pajeets... and of course ~~*Americans*~~

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've wondered to myself multiple times if some third world countries finally got internet access in the past couple years and flooded the site. I didn't think Ganker could get much worse but it found a way.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I notice it every time I see some moron use "is" when they mean "it is".

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESL here, I still don't know if my posts sound terrible to you guys.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They got rid of the "delete" button for posts on mobile a few months ago, So sometimes autocorrect fricks with it and I can't delete it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did they really) lemme try

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you need to install Gankerx

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you need to install Gankerx

        why the frick are you Black folk using the browser for phoneposting
        even apple has dedicated imageboard apps now

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has been a general trend for years due to ease of access. Giving the internet to non-whites was a fricking mistake (excluding Japan and maybe Kazakhstan)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think nonwhites cannot handle anonymity in particular. Those homies get unhinged the nanosecond they can't be held accountable (or hold anyone else accountable) for their words.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      blame zuck for subsiding smartphones all across the 3rd world to boost Facebook numbers all last decade, they were literally give away for free/at cost to boost his stocks up

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fricking schizo, take meds. You literally are mad that HBO max is only $10 dollars a month to acess thousands of high rated cinema bockbusters and HBO originals such as Game of Thrones!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought the family plan due to the monthly savings. So many savings!

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched TV is ages. So what shows are on HBO now? What's the new sopranos and the wire?

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't even dare to badmouth THIRTEEN!

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ubisoft used to
    no idea if they can still afford it however
    come to think of it
    i don‘t think i saw a single positive thread about the new AC game with the strong wyman Assasine Leader in 10th century Bagdad

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a more overrated piece of fiction than The Sopranos... I'll wait. No matter where you post online pointing out it's flaws, people are always there to pounce on you. Even on the most politically correct website, you could trash it and some fricking racist butthole rushes in to fellate it. It literally wasn't even that groundbreaking and if it really was, who cares now? We live in today and should focus only on the present day and future instead of clinging to a show because it's "heckin based!1" or "no you don't understand the nuance of it, here's a link to some pretentious butthole to explain it to you"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name 5 flaws.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        let me tell you a couple of three things
        1) she was a hooah
        2) Tony never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
        3) The series not confirming the fact that the ending is Noah coming back and Punching Tony's fricking lights out in front of Meadow
        4)that fricking animal blundetto
        5) It was a fricking horse

        Name a more overrated piece of fiction than The Sopranos... I'll wait. No matter where you post online pointing out it's flaws, people are always there to pounce on you. Even on the most politically correct website, you could trash it and some fricking racist butthole rushes in to fellate it. It literally wasn't even that groundbreaking and if it really was, who cares now? We live in today and should focus only on the present day and future instead of clinging to a show because it's "heckin based!1" or "no you don't understand the nuance of it, here's a link to some pretentious butthole to explain it to you"

        last of us (both the games and the series, jfc)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell that to the zounds of minorities that cant get over what OTHER PEOPLE did in the past.

      That could work because it deson’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod aepapr, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pcale. The rset can be a toatl mses and humans can sitll raed it wouthit pobelrm.

      It'd only be temporary, but it would frick up LLM's for probably a few years. Also, imagine them trying to train on spaghetti soup words.. your accuracy would drop from 70-80% down to like 10% and the models would have to be thousands of times larger.

      it'd be easier just to write an interpreter.

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no no, Elden Shart bros…
    How do we respond?

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't new. Its part of the social media aspect of the company. Its mostly just x shit and not them coming on Ganker like the schizos believe

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >have 'pinions
    >this causes actual media companies to spend money on people countering my 'pinions
    >they lose because i didn't even watch their show to begin with. i'm just regurgitating 'pinions and possibly causing others to not watch the thing

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dumber your opinions, the more money they waste. Accelerate.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey you. Yes, look at this 'jak and see it's pointing at (you); post an opinion right now that will cost HBO money to respond to.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Renaming HBO Max to Max was a terrible idea because people are going to think it's part of Cinemax

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        name rebrands are always moronic because the name IS the brand. no one knows what X is, but everyone knows twitter. no one knows what max is, but most people have heard of hbo. it would be like walmart going by "the mart" suddenly

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol they only reason they changed it was because fat middle american moms didn't subscribe to it because it had the HBO branding.

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony obviously. The took over GAF/troonyera and look the kind of "discussion" they have there now.

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Corpos are such insecure social rejects they pay people to argue for them online to defend their honor
    In case this is more proof that they don't care about the money with this woke propaganda shit but to burn money to defend their ego

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i often wonder how many devs are on here reading me shit on their games
    there's plenty of paid nvidia and steam shills, no surprise

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI generated clickbait

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao posters here seethe about jannies doing it for free but turns out they do too.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you've ever seen someone who knows a lot of random details about a game but has an opinion on them that no sane person would, that's an angry developer.

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is if that happens here, you're probably not going to be able to tell who's the paid shill and who's actually enjoying the game. And then you're going to start to wonder if a company is also paying shills to shit on a competitor's game to make there's look better. Ultimately this is just going to end up sparking a huge clusterfrick of a Guess Who? game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That already happens here.

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda and Bioware. Particularly here on Ganker. And it's more of bad mouthing competing games than just shilling for their own.

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably all of them. Ganker has turned into prime ground for advertising and manipulating public opinion. And people fall for it

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to google astroturfing
    >50% of sources say it's super illegal while 50% say it's not illegal but act like it's close to being illegal or "Legally dubious"
    >Almost every source claims that it's highly damaging to the company when people figure it out

    What the frick? We've been seeing companies and politicians blatantly astroturfing for years now, getting caught, and then suffering no consequences. Why does every info source about it act like it's not worth doing and you'll go to hell for even trying? Is this even more astroturfing?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone is used to it now

      like finding out your president is a gay man married to a troony and attends satanic cosplay events to drink blood for longevity and thinking "well, he didn't raise my taxes that high, so oh well"

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean I can understand Euphoria and whatever fricking blackmail material Sam Levinson has on Warner Bros that keeps getting him work(Yes I know who his father is), but I don't think something like Succession, Barry, et al. really needs defending.

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    anti social media was a mistake

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tencent (specifically riot games) does this and it's very blatant on other social media platforms . They have some shills on Ganker but I think they are just fanboys instead of actual shills

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could just improve their product and make more profit
    >instead pays a group of people to just argue with their customers online driving them away
    many such cases

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's what happens when you put pic related into all creative writing positions.

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    neil drunk man

    >make shitty game
    >gets criticized
    >cry like a b***h

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like AI art

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's obvious when shilling happens here. The most pozzed in your face troony games like Undertale and Hades and Baldurs Gate 3 suddenly blow up on Ganker despite being the antithesis of everything this board generally likes. Threads suddenly go from making fun of how gay they are to how amazing they are and the same images get posted over and over

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Undertale
      That one is just goatfrickers, though.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how constant the Baldur's Gate spam was and then it just disappeared. Constant threads about these ugly fricking boring women nobody on an anime board would ever give a shit about.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how constant the Baldur's Gate spam was and then it just disappeared. Constant threads about these ugly fricking boring women nobody on an anime board would ever give a shit about.

      Yep. Shills also seem to have guidelines against posting actual ingame content nowadays too.
      Like none of their threads are anything real organic threads. You hardly ever see a webm or even screenshots of gameplay by anyone who isn't actively mocking them.

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Quentin's origin story

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is a overwatch thread up right now
    Blizzard is desperate.

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    bethesda

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony

    I remember being baited to Buy fricking Horizon 6 years ago (at that time I didn't have enough cash for a Switch and I wanted to play BotW) and like a fool I fell, never again.

    ever since everytime a new Sony game drops in my min every discussion about it are 70% shills and 30% dumb frickers like myself.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, I still want a refund for Horizon and God of War 2018.

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda with pajeets

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    CA. Take a look at /vst/ and you'll see a sperg calling everyone that talks shit about the current state of Total War a monkey.

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he subscribes to HBO Max instead of pirating everything
    >he watches HBO shows after Oz
    >he watches Oz post-Adebisi

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most prevalent I've seen are Naughty Dog shills. Make any criticism of the last of Us and they'll just reply with one of those shitty TLoU meme gifs.

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dexerto is quite literally a content farm tabloid, their headlines should be taken with an entire helping of salt.

  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Creative Assembly employees are doing widespread damage control but not all of them are bootlickers.

  72. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man there's got to be some vidya version of this. I practically felt gaslit into thinking Totk was the greatest masterpiece to ever exist in gaming when it was a 7/10 Zelda at best.

  73. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HBO
    >gamedevs

  74. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    mihoyo every time you badmouth one of their "BIGGEST BESTEST FREE GAEM EVARZ", but i wouldn't be shocked if it was just pussywhipped gachagays

  75. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playstation definitely. Its blatant with them

  76. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why woulnt every single company do this? Theres no icentive for them to not do anything in their power to extract as much attention and money out of you as humanly and non humanly possible.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's more of a why would they
      SURELY the money that they give to people that just yell at other people on the internet to defend their product could be better spent
      in something like, idk, making the product good?
      but that'd make too much sense so it's more likely every company under the sun has real shills

  77. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    not a surprise especially in star wars threads.

  78. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony has sonygays doing it for free

  79. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Citizen

  80. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Snyder was still working for them, indians and latinos would doing it for free

  81. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I DO THIS FOR FREE WHAT THE FRICK israeliteS PAY MEEEEEEE
    PAY ME PAY ME PAY ME PAY ME

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they pay you if you do it for free?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        BECAUSE THATS HOW IT WORKS THATS WHAT SHEKELBERGSTEIN SAID TO ME IF I DID THE GOOD GOY DEEDS

  82. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capcom
    They have a shill defense force that will attack any criticisms and will keep up at least a couple threads 24/7 for any upcoming release , usually lasting to a week or so after the release.

  83. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Square Enix

  84. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    any company with a marketing budget does this and youre moronic if you think otherwise.

  85. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have the slightest inkling that you're looking at a corpo shill post, hide the thread. No matter how hostile your post, bumping only helps them.

    The only exceptions are when it's such a colossal, public failure that even the most gullible morons aren't swayed by shilling, eg. Sega Hyenas, Morbius film.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Morbius was fricking funny
      >A bunch of shitposters pretend it's the best movie ever
      >It bombs
      >But somehow Sony fell for the memes and re-released it in select theaters
      >It bombs again

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        We found the disney PR troony.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you moronic or pretending to be on Ganker because you think it makes you wacky and endearing?

  86. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I just want HBO to make shows like the wire and the sopranos again

  87. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmm, that would explain the shilling for a lot of games here on /v
    For example Baldur's gate, full force of marketing campaign for 2 months, then silence and shills/bots run out

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The funniest part was part of their campaign was how they are some small indie company when they have over 500 employees and are owned by Tencent.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, people probably also just beat it. It'd be even weirder if it was still flooding the board.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I recorded Ganker when Mass Effect 2 came out. 90% of the board was Mass Effect 2.

  88. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geoblocking outsourcing nations and restricting phone fingerprints from posting would go a long way into making the site better again.

  89. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >believing a tabloid article with literally no source
    and of course Gankertards will believe it

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