What game would you force a serial killer to play.

The guy who killed your entire family got caught and thrown in prison forever. You get to decide one video game he will be allowed to play for the rest of his life. Which one do you chose?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mass murderers get to play videogames while i have to work to live?

    • 8 months ago
      Santa Claus

      He gets food and warmth from your tax money.
      Also answer my question.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he also gets a state mandated prostitute to frick every month

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just move to Norway.
      You get a free house and money just for existing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He earned that shit, did nothing wrong.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bubsy 3D or Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric.
    Do bad things, play bad games.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    superman 64

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life for Playstation 2.

    • 8 months ago
      Santa Claus

      Good Choice.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn Patrick, you still mad about spending your birthday money on that game??

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't know how they fricked that up so badly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life for Playstation 2
      I don't get it

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the most heart wrenching would be a timed demo of a good game, where the good stuff is unlocked LONG after the tutorial.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit

    • 8 months ago
      Santa Claus

      Another good choice!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love this game
      It's really sad to see Snoy will never make anything creative as Poinie's Poin or Ape Escape

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah idk how it is i never actually played it but the guy complaining about childish games would be pretty damn upset if this is what you met his request with kek

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    action 52

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    a serial killer usually kills because he was abused, and wants to get rid of bad people in this world. he may be vile but you generally can't blame any of them for living on this planet

    • 8 months ago
      Santa Claus

      So you want him to play a good game?
      Which one?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and wants to get rid of bad people in this world
      Yeah, i really trust a schizo's judgement to tell good from bad. Do you get your moral compass from batman comics?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Breivik killed a bunch of kids, not all of them were even brown, at a summer camp because he hates multiculti. He's a moron. Same as that guy down under who shot up a mosque.

      If you hate multiculti shit and you're also unhinged enough to kill people over it (despite the fact it's far too late to actually do anything about it as an individual), then at least kill people with lots of power and influence like politicians or bankers or the like. But no, Breivik and every dumb homosexual like him goes for literal random civilians who are just pawns in the system.

      • 8 months ago
        Santa Claus

        Killing random people = BAAAD!!!
        Killing politicians = GOOD!!!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          unironically yes
          politicians make decisions that drastically influence and even end lives, it's not unreasonable to expect they should live in fear for their own

          • 8 months ago
            Santa Claus

            unironically yes

            The political class is not human.

            >Killing politicians = GOOD!!!
            Yes?

            [...]
            [...]
            Assassins of the past
            >Tried to take out Hitler
            >Killed MLK Jr
            >Killed Malcolm X
            >Killed JFK
            >Killed Ghandi
            >Killed Abraham Lincoln
            >Killed James Garfield
            >Killed McKinley
            >Killed Franz Ferdinand
            >Killed Julius Caesar

            Assassins now
            >Uhh killed some random kids?
            >Churchgoers?
            >People in a crowd...

            You don't even need a plan for these kinds of killings. It shows the laziness of the youth, no grace, no work ethic.

            HAHAHAHAHA
            LOL!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Murder is bad you dumb Black person. But the fact remains, if your aim is to change society in some way, killing someone with power and influence has more of an effect on society at large than killing random people.

          That being so, Breivik etc. achieved one thing: vilifying right wing thought in the public eye to the point where it's utterly beyond reproach.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Killing random people = BAAAD!!!
            Killing politicians = GOOD!!!

            unironically yes
            politicians make decisions that drastically influence and even end lives, it's not unreasonable to expect they should live in fear for their own

            Assassins of the past
            >Tried to take out Hitler
            >Killed MLK Jr
            >Killed Malcolm X
            >Killed JFK
            >Killed Ghandi
            >Killed Abraham Lincoln
            >Killed James Garfield
            >Killed McKinley
            >Killed Franz Ferdinand
            >Killed Julius Caesar

            Assassins now
            >Uhh killed some random kids?
            >Churchgoers?
            >People in a crowd...

            You don't even need a plan for these kinds of killings. It shows the laziness of the youth, no grace, no work ethic.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most are stopped or never reported on because they've noticed that as media talks about killings more happen.
              For instance did you know all of the major media have a total blacklist on any direct coverage of antisemitic murders simply because it would engage other antisemites to go out and kill. It actually has caused the general public to underestimate how many israelites are getting murdered each year.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's more beneficial to turn those figures into an asset with blackmailing rather then prune an obstinate foe and another grows into its place.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          unironically yes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The political class is not human.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Killing politicians = GOOD!!!
          Yes?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            actually the teen killing the commie did more harm than good........

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              What happened?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            crazy to me that Japan of all places is the only first world country in the modern day to have political assassinations.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Japanese really do have a great soul, if only usa didn't pollute their minds with tranime,

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?si=iY-KS3AjWaLBC9J0

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Believe they called it a revolution back in the day. Apparently they used to do wonders.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Considering most of them are lying sociopaths, yes, its good.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, Breivik specifically targeted the kids of the rich politicians because that was the only way he could do any harm at all

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        accelerationism

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weekly reminder Breivik is the reason Norway didn't become like Sweden
        Daily reminder there wasn't a single major muslim attack for over a year after Tarrant's high score

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron take, Norway still has a higher immigrant population than Denmark and Finland.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Took you that long for a rebuttal, huh? Thank Breivik it's not worse.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea what you're talking about. He single-handedly changed the politics of Norway.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          for the worse. hence he is nothing but laughing stock.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          > He single-handedly changed the politics of Norway.
          How? Is there a good article on this?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not all of them were even brown
        i don't know if you realized this but WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE COMMON GROUP KNOWN TO KILL EVRYTHING LIKE CRAZY

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not all of them were even brown
        Geez, do you even listen to yourself? That's not how normal people talk.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy bus

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to filter ALL tripgays.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Destiny 2

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work at a maximum security prison, it's generally a good thing we give them more things/rights so when they misbehave we can take it away to correct the behavior/make them more mad. It fills me with child like glee when I see a grown ass adult threaten me, himself and everything else under the sun when we stop giving him books because he kept ripping them apart in anger in front of staff/counselor when he didn't get what he wanted.

    I'd make them play Undertale forever, so they can eventually come to identify as Flowey

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit probably gets mad boring. sure its better than execution but boredom is worse than death

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about he has to beat the game every day within a certain amount of time or it's the gallows ?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol what kind of dysgenic country lets their prisoners play video games

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    @654262297
    there's that word again

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    takeshi's challenge

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would happily be incarcerated for life in a developed country granted I could play OSRS. I honestly don’t think I’d get bored.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the most hardcore adult video game out there.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Santa Claus

      Holy shit, you are cruel!!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        and unusual, don't forget unusual

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd watch as he livestreams this game and his mind slowly crumbles

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ultima 4: Quest of the Avatar

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is safe
    >is fed
    >is playing the best fricking console birthed onto this cursed realm
    >is playing Rayman:Revolution which has gigantic replay value and also fun secrets, engaging minigames and tight mechanics not to mention the unique and amazing artstyle

    and im sitting in my cold, rundown car, running from customer to customer fixing their shitty ACs and cleaning their patios, sanding their stairs and scarping shit off the side of their bathtubs all for JUST enough money to buy fuel, repair tools, buy caulkTHEFRICKING CAULK and never having any free time...

    also, this. he will heal.

    • 8 months ago
      Santa Claus

      At least you get to play New Vegas while he won't.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean, he treated as the hero that he is after all

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically society is a joke. Not because a prisoner is more well treated than you but because of the circumstance that led to that to happen.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    21 years for 77 people
    That’s 4 months a person
    What the FRICK

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here in the civilized part of the world, prisons are meant to rehabilitate people, not turn them into notSlaves for the duration of the their sentence. Rehabilitation is pointless if you have moronic shit like 600 year sentences.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rehabilitation hardly ever works, most of the time they just go back to do crimes once they get out. British had the right idea, just dump them all on some isle far away from normal people.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        try and rehabilitate the people he killed you fricking israelite

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rehabilitation can only occur for lesser crimes. Pedos and Killers get the bullet. repeat offenders also get the bullet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Norway thinks you can rehabilitate serial killers.
      Homeless people in a bad situation can be educated on how to lift themselves up.
      Serial killers can't be educated on how to not kill people. They're inherently defective and the only solution is euthanizing them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      21 is the maximum sentence for any crime below war crimes or genocide in Norway. His sentence can and most likely will be extended infinitely.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, to be fair, he deserves it. Breivik is a hero.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fursan al-Aqsa: The Knights of the Al-Aqsa Mosque

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie trapped playing Rayman revolution forever lmao

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't give a single word to him. I would listen to what he has to say, and that's what no one did.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He targeted the young global leaders of the WEF and fred his country. He deserve a naked statue of him in every town, city and village of Norway.

    • 8 months ago
      Santa Claus

      Yeah, put a naked statue of every mass killer in every town on the entire planet.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only the ones making the world a better place

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >talking shit about rayman revolution
    Should've gotten life.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Undertale (Genocide route).
    I just find it entertaining that he might get his ass kicked for all eternity as his only entertainment, it's very possible you fight Sans for years and never get better, in fact, with age your reflexes would worsen.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ps3
    >access to [...]games
    Clever gambit. If they agree that he is entitled to this then they'll have no choice but to release him.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt want him to play any game.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's probs sitting with a PS5 now so please pray for him

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He will be out in 10 years btw, norway is moronic

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get arrested and put in prison
    >get super mario 64 for vidya
    >grind every day for years until I can travel to QPUs and alternate universes with real-time input
    >give me an RPG
    >I do low exp/solo challenge runs with every character
    >give me an action game
    >i do 0 damage challenge runs
    >give me stealth game
    >frick around with guards endlessly
    >never get bored

    • 8 months ago
      Santa Claus

      You can probably get a lot of fun out of most games if you don't have other games.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. What do the family of victims think about his treatment? Are they okay with it? Why are people so declawed and domesticated.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Europeans are gutless, born slaves. If he converted to Islam the victim families would probably petition for his release.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This seems like a first world phenomenon, I'm christian european and definitely wouldn't allow a homosexual who murdered a family member of mine to live the rest of his life like this. I guess people seem to forget that you can just.. kill people? Like guns and knives exist. Just kill them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering that after 21 years he will be tried and seen if he is fit for society. If not. He will serve another 21 years.
      So yeah he is never making it out cause everyone in the government fricking hates him.
      I personally want to cut his hands off since he almost killed my sister there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        your sister should have died for what you and your family is doing to Europe

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          no thanks, I'll take her off his hands... wait... nvm

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Give her to Saint Brevik as a comfort woman. Problem solved.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a camp for children of leftist politicians. The same ones that reformed the prison system in the first place.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Manic Miner, with also being forced to wear headphones at max volume.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark souls 2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the definitive dark souls adventure. a real rotten grab, like it's supposed to be!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely!

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He gets to play on a gaming PC rig with an 3090 and full VR headset while having an allowance every month and free Internet. He is rewarded with all this plus a respectable living condition for murdering those people a decade ago.

    Hahahahahah

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woah

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogshit thread

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn’t like Rayman Revolution

    He deserves to rot.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What game would you force a serial killer to play
    the game that you are playing

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    undertale.
    the game is a funny little experiment in my eyes, you are expected to do a neutral route first then everything after that is a test of how far you are willing to go to wring all the content you can out of the game.
    but in the case of a murderer, there is a good chance he'll start on a no-mercy route (not necessarily genocide, but every ENCOUNTERED monster is killed.)
    flowey at the end will guide him to a neutral-pacifist route, then to the true pacifist route.
    at this point the murderer maybe, just maybe, will feel a little different about his stance on killing.
    maybe he'll feel an attachment to a character, maybe somebody will remind him of a friend. as long as that attachment isnt to napstablook then this half can lead to the second.
    eventually the murderer will get bored of pacifist and neutral. eventually the murderer will try a genocide route and have to kill everybody. including whoever it is that he's grown attached to. it is in his nature to kill after all so a genocide route shouldnt be too hard, right?
    but then he'll get to the battle scene with his favorite character. lets say its papyrus.
    he'll be right there, progress one hit away...
    and he'll feel like shit. he'll finally see what he's been doing to others.
    he'll realize that he has been a flowey in real life.
    he'll realize that he's taken other peoples toriels, papyruses, and undynes (family, friends, and heros). what he feels right now is just a fraction of what people related to his vicitims felt.
    spare or not, the outcome doesnt matter at this point as he'll have to live the rest of his life with true understanding of what he's done.

    of course, if he never feels attachment to any of the characters, then thats to be expected. he is a cold blooded murderer after all, its not like he could actually change for the better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the homosexualry of undertale gays is astounding

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        im not even an undertale gay, i just think its fitting punishment because with access to ONLY undertale he'll eventually realize what its like to be on the other side of his slaughters.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ABB didn't murder anybody thoughever
          because commies don't count as human beings

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people don't get emotionally invested in fictional characters. They just see media as something to mindlessly consume and forget.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hunger strike
    >dies from no food

    oh no, how horrible. A serial killer killed himself slowly, how will the community handle this grief?

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a non-bot WoW gold farmer for free, just like they do it in China.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it Norway or Sweden the country who wanted to promote itself around 2015 with an ultra-pozzed PSA in which some blonde chick dressed in regional clothing tried to sing their national anthem, while beig railed offscreen by a Black person?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      her skull eventually got blanda upped

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gone home

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he'll strike again on release or will local glowies have him monitored 24/7.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wants more games
    >asks for a PS3

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao make his ass play starfield for 20 years and document the experience

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic is really funny.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty ironic playing Rayman 2. The first thing you do is break out of prison, and the subtitle is "The Great Escape".

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forespoken with a trans rights mod

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omg

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Syobon Action

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