What goes on here? Honest question.

What goes on here? Honest question.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to kirkbride there are only 8 actual Altmer living there, and the rest of it is just a vast array of illusion magic they cast to trick people.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The PGE2 is a literal shitpost mate

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ninininininininini

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we are going to get soulless dunecoon we wuz game instead of cozy high/wood elf game
    I will only be happy if Todd kills himself after tes 6.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would you want Nu-bethesda to ever touch Alinor or Valenwood or any of the Mer or Beast race provinces in general

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        elsweyr and blackmarsh unironically have the most potential

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is why you shouldn't want a game set in them since bethesda definetly wouldn't come even close of living up to their potential

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >blackmarsh
          Why? It would be the most boring place to play through
          >Walk through shitty swamp x100
          >Go into dungeon that has the most unoriginal and boring mesoamerican architecture possible
          >Beat up argonians who now have the exciting not-khajit ripoff giant versions!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Elder Scrolls 6: Australia

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Blackmarsh is nothing like the down unda

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bethesda cant even get a space game or Fallout right. They turned Oblivion into The Shire and Skyrim into the Netherlands with Ice Age animals.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bethesda has never been able to make shit. They’ve been riding off the back of Obsidian’s creativity & success for years. Think about it: Bethesda is SO successful and innovative that their greatest accomplishment to date is releasing the same fricking game 7 times, a game which on its own is a steaming pile of shit but has been kept alive entirely by both the modders and eternal coomers.

            A bunch of horny kids sitting in their basements furiously jerking off to gay anthropomorphic cat people are more capable programmers, and have more creativity & ingenuity, than an entire corporation literally paid to do the same shit. Big think

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yiff in hell catgay

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is zero potential - it's being developed by BGS. When Skyrim launched people lamented how far TES had fallen since Morrowind, but in 2024 Skyrim looks like a bar that's been set impossibly high. Bethesda can't even get a basic setting like Fallout right, TES is doomed.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ESgays last played a Bethesda game in 2011

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf Skyrim did set up a bunch of shit involving Hammerfell in Skyrim

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        can you name them

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the only other provinence that rebelled against the Thalmor and like every other town has a redguard talking about how Hammerfell full of insurgents and stuff.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >paying for bethesdaslop
      >not patiently waiting for Beyond Morrowind: Summerset
      >being a fricking zoomer
      >zoom zoom

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Redguards are based as frick, and a game doing them justice would be great, but TESVI will just be lazy shit and ruin them anyway.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are going to turn them into victims of institutional slavery and oppression by the evil nazi Thalmors and ruin their aesthetic with Marvel Black Panther shit, aren't they.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and ruin their aesthetic with Marvel Black Panther shit, aren't they.
          Already happened almost 30 years ago

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Traditionally, it's an idylic feudal society mostly composed of small isolated towers and towns ruled by local lords and wizards, where the worst jobs are done by goblin slaves instead of the Altmer. Some in-land settlements are extremely peaceful and have seen no war in ages, while the coasts are much more violent due to frequent pirate, Maormer and Sload aggression.
    In the Fourth Era, it's hard to know. The Thalmor abolished the monarchy, so who knows if the traditional feudal system is still a thing.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eternal seething over no longer being immortal, I imagine. If you ever visit, ask them if they've seen any elves. Hahaha.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What goes on here?
    Coping and seething.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't they locked into an eternal struggle with the Numidium to stop it from erasing them from existence or something?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's paradise and to imply anything else is imperial multiculti propaganda.
    What could be better than a homogenous elven society among beautiful forests and beaches? Graceful, clean cities, not a beastman or savage man to be seen?
    Why are you even asking? I think you need to come with me to answer some questions.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aldmeri (Mossad) shenanigans

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