What happened to Minecraft?

What happened to Minecraft?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont care if you think its fricking "soul", having massive ocenas like that made for a terrible fricking experience. Biome hunting was a b***h

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick me if finding adesert to get a reliable supply of glass wasnt a fricking chore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked that about Minecraft, honestly. I built mine cart railroads between islands I liked enough to revisit, and setting off into the unknown in my boat felt cool every time I did it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I had a world where I'd just search for caves with surface access, and scrape the walls. Once I felt like I'd reached the point where cave's output was vastly lower than the effort to go into it, I'd move somewhere new. Putting up little docks and light houses on distant islands that I used for new cave adventures was so goddamn cozy. Just getting in my boat, floating off into the sunset and landing on strange alien worlds was the best way to play Minecraft. Modern day Microsoftcraft just doesn't cut it. it's a undeniably inferior experience.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          My man. It really is crazy how just making less of the game an ocean made it less fun for us.
          Notch filled my imagination with stories about goblins and emeralds and shit when he was still working on Minecraft, and by the time that stuff actually got added to the game I had already mostly checked out.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >top
    Too much water
    >bottom
    No oceans at all.

    If only there was a happy medium.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh good they reduced the size of the oceans? Thank god (although now there's seemingly no oceans at all, that's bad.)

      There are oceans, you just cant tell because of how zoomed out the bottom is. Oceans are the dark blue spots are basically the same size as every other biome.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would even hardly call that shit a lake.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same scale and those are not oceans, zoomer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >earth has too much water XD!!!
      ok lunatic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would even hardly call that shit a lake.

        It's the same scale and those are not oceans, zoomer.

        infinite worldgen was a mistake, 15 years of development and still no fixed sized continents that makd sense on macro scale

        >it's fun to sail for 3 hours straight before you reach land
        nah get that shit outta there. Continents were bad design, shouldn't ever have been introduced and I'm glad it got axed.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >game caters to you
          >it "coincidentally" turns to shit
          I always wonder how people end up with this mindset without realising that they are a pig at a trough

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The game was already shit before continents were added, dumbass. Continents are something they introduced long after beta 1.8, which itself was the update that ruined the game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>it's fun to sail for 3 hours straight before you reach land
          Yes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Were you lobotomized?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah I just don't have ADHD

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you don't enjoy holding W for an actual 3 hours, you have ADHD!
                right...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Found a kino game just for you
                http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com/

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This might come off as autistic but I personally found it fun when I was doing it out of necessity, like in anarchy servers
                I felt like one of those 15th century explorers looking to discover a new continent

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I also enjoyed sailing in Valheim but you could practically spit from one island to the next but just sailing in the shallows with fish under your boat in when the water was still was so comfy.

                depending on your autism and acceptance of trash the games Sailwind or ATLAS might be something to look into( the former more than the later)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Both games look like they're stuck in early access hell but Sailwind might be interesting if it ever gets a full release
                Either way, thanks for the recommendation

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Valheim has the best sailing in vidya. Being caught in a storm in open sea was extremely cool, especially with a lower tier boat that can get damaged if you crash into a strong wave. Also the music was great

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats only because they never made any proper ocean content. The ability to make actual ships and adding some interesting sea monsters would have made it fun.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like a game design issue but not the way ur thinking. instead of removing oceans because sailing for 3 hours holding W is boring, how about we make sailing interesting and add shit and tiny islands on sea with exclusive loot to actually encourage sailing. also islands further away from spawn should have more interesting and exotic biomes that you won't find on the main continent to give players that sense of discovering new land.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. Being able to make ships with sails and cannons. Skeleton pirate ships that sail the seas. Islands with Aztek temples filled with treasures. Large sea monsters. Treasure maps. Sunken ships. Diving suits. The ocean has so much potential.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't it be more fun if there was an extra continent in the middle of the Pacific ocean? Or if New Zealand wasn't mostly submerged? Land is where the actually important things happen, like civilization.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I find it amusing as frick that New Zealand lets these moronic tree-dwellers that forgot how to make fire give names to geographic locations.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moronic tree-dwellers that forgot how to make fire give names to geographic locations.
            We have to give non-whites something to make them feel validated and prevent them from chimping out again

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't make a bratty child feel 'validated' anon. That just emboldens them and makes their behavior worse over time.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh good they reduced the size of the oceans? Thank god (although now there's seemingly no oceans at all, that's bad.)

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the image was reversed, you'd be complaining about the game now being empty and filled with boring oceans.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft terrain generator was never good

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    infinite worldgen was a mistake, 15 years of development and still no fixed sized continents that makd sense on macro scale

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >infinite worldgen was a mistake
      This but unironically

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      continents doesn't make sense for minecraft, people just care about how the biomes look.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real mistake was adding pillagers, but not adding any other kind of friendly mob to defend the villagers with.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The real mistake was adding villagers
      Ftfy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A core issue that only gets more problems added as features.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        villagers are my favorite part of minecraft. i mainly play it (once a year) to build cool little villages. i wish i took pics of my last village since it was in a nice little cove and had stairs leading to the top of the mountain on it where a hermit lived.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Villagers are good, trading is not.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what are iron golems
      >what are snow golems

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aggros anything, slow and easily destroyed with very little effort
        >Slow, shoots non-threatening projectiles that do very little knockback

        Next you're going to tell me that I should make dispensers with arrows with status effects.

        There's a reason why everything in minecraft has a farm, the content is only interesting once, and then you simply go out of your way to basically generate resources with as little effort as possible, you can't even passively farm it because you actively have to kill pillagers with a banner for the bad omen status effect.

        Then there's the fact that the totem is the only reason people would do a raid.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The giant ocean thing was awful, you could be out there forever and not find anything. The post caves and cliffs update is 50-50. It's like they use heightmaps now and so the terrain feels more samey and you get less big overhangs compared to the weird system it used to have. I'd like it if the terrain is better but after Caves and Cliffs they probably wont touch it for awhile.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeb

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst to me are the huge caves and structures everywhere, you can't just make a big hole anymore to build stuff, you'll always find something

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instal (Re)Terraforged

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a massive improvement. I've never played minecraft with mods before. Are there any other crucial ones? Maybe some QoL stuff?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dunno Nvidium and or distant horizons I guess perhaps I like to keep it mainly vanilla in a sense

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        WAY too many QoL stuff, like mojang andmicrosoft arefricking moronic, any modmadehas its own QoL category with shit that shouldbebaseline

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a ton, but it all depends on what you're looking for. To keep a long list short, I'd recommend Sodium, Lithium and FerriteCore for performance, and Item Scroller, AppleSkin and Simple Shulker Preview for QoL

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Minecraft is a blank slate for mods just like Skyrim
        If you don't mod it then what the frick are you even doing

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Far Lands

    Promptly have a nice day if you don't support them.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    VGH...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outsourced XBLA port had no reason to have so much soul, arguably more than the real thing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mojang pajeets take over console ports of minecraft
        >the abomination that is bedrock is the result
        sasuga

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The bedrock version is the pocket edition, which was actually made by the original team in late 2011.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outsourced XBLA port had no reason to have so much soul, arguably more than the real thing

      >zoomers are now nostaligic over 360 minecraft
      Nah frick this garbage thread, I'm out. You all have zero taste.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the main reasons oceans are appealing is that they are extremely vast. Why even have them if they are going to be tiny as frick? Frick off with your fake lake ""oceans""

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1.6 too many oceans
      >1.7 not enough oceans

      I don't think either of you realize just how huge the scale is in that image. 1 pixel is equivalent to 10,000 meters. The oceans in 1.6 were on average 120,000+ blocks apart. It was completely absurd, genuinely took hours to get to the next landmass. Keep in mind this was long before the Update Aquatic (and even before ocean monuments) so the oceans were legitimately completely empty. Endless solid blue with nothing in it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget that boats used to instantly evaporate if they touched a block or sometimes for no reason at all. don't remember which was the update that made boats actually usable (1.9?)

        HOLY FRICK look at the scale of the OP Image
        between each square is 130k BLOCKS
        WHO THE FRICK WANTS TO TRAVEL 130k BLOCKS OF SHITTY PRE OCEAN UPDATE WATER!!! (And if you think you do, you dont know how far 130k block is)

        Also 1.7 came out 2013, THATS MORE THAN A DECADE AGO! GET OVER IT
        The terrain has even been updated since then in 1.18 AND THAT CAME OUT 3 YEARS AGO

        Look at this image, this is a more reasonable image of Minecraft terrain MODERN DAY AND NOT THIS homosexual THREAD BY A homosexual OP.
        GET FRICKED.

        Nostalgia baiting FRICKS, I actually know what I'm on about.

        i love that the water changes color on different temperatures

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1.6 too many oceans
    >1.7 not enough oceans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost as if providing the player with tools to customize their experience is the best of both worlds...

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever had to swim 3 hours to find a landmass before oceans were nerfed. Like half an hour top

  17. 3 months ago
    gerg

    HOLY FRICK look at the scale of the OP Image
    between each square is 130k BLOCKS
    WHO THE FRICK WANTS TO TRAVEL 130k BLOCKS OF SHITTY PRE OCEAN UPDATE WATER!!! (And if you think you do, you dont know how far 130k block is)

    Also 1.7 came out 2013, THATS MORE THAN A DECADE AGO! GET OVER IT
    The terrain has even been updated since then in 1.18 AND THAT CAME OUT 3 YEARS AGO

    Look at this image, this is a more reasonable image of Minecraft terrain MODERN DAY AND NOT THIS homosexual THREAD BY A homosexual OP.
    GET FRICKED.

    Nostalgia baiting FRICKS, I actually know what I'm on about.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I must admit I also have 1.6.4 safe specifically for the old world generation.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was all downhill from here

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