I don't understand where this idea that slimes are strong against slashing comes from
if anything that should be one of their main weaknesses since it would rupture their membrane and cause them to spill out
slimes are animated liquid, not single-celled organisms.
at best you're just disrupting surface tension a little but something blunt and wide would be better if that's your goal.
Depends on the setting's slimes >pure liquid slime with core
Slashing is useless unless it hits the core >pure liquid slime without core
Useless unless there's a minimum size you can cut it down to >slime with organs and membrane
Poke it in the right bit and it'll die
uh, well it has a radula, which is a kind of toothy tongue that it scrapes food with but the rest of its slimy body coiling on your dick probably would
Haha could you imagine how embarrassing it would be if you got possessed by a slime girl? >the odd sensation of her forcing herself though nearly every single one of your orifices, moments before losing control of your entire body >She almost immediately starts chuckling & continues making those dopey "no thoughts head empty" expressions as per usual for any member of the slimerace. >Some of the goop appears to be constantly drooling out of your(?) mouth now, like a dog at the dinner table. >The absolute debasing looks of confusion and pity from pedestrians as she waltzes and stumbles her way around the block like an idiot, not used to normal human legs. >Make it home >Suddenly experience a huge wave of bewilderment and unwanted pleasure as the slime lady seemingly gets overstimulated by her new hormones and immediately starts learning how to wank your wiener AND BOLLOCKS off. Nigh powerless to stop her
>on a mission to save the princess >get there too late only to find her consumed by a slime that broke into her cell during the commotion >only for her to have possessed the slime that consumed her
What do?
I don't understand where this idea that slimes are strong against slashing comes from
if anything that should be one of their main weaknesses since it would rupture their membrane and cause them to spill out
maybe slimes don't have membranes
Do you think slashing water with a sword will do anything against the water?
slimes are animated liquid, not single-celled organisms.
at best you're just disrupting surface tension a little but something blunt and wide would be better if that's your goal.
This. I usually accept that slimes are resistant or immune to bash/slash/pierce while weak to elemental magics.
With that logic we could defeat them with a bucket or a soup ladle and just "scoop" them to death.
that's just moving the slime around
Depends on the setting's slimes
>pure liquid slime with core
Slashing is useless unless it hits the core
>pure liquid slime without core
Useless unless there's a minimum size you can cut it down to
>slime with organs and membrane
Poke it in the right bit and it'll die
slimes with cores are the best and built for sex with human men
They became real
Looks like the demon lord of this generation has awakened. Actual monsters will spawn.
that's a sea hare, they're sweet and harmless to humans
So would it feel good if I put it on my dick?
uh, well it has a radula, which is a kind of toothy tongue that it scrapes food with but the rest of its slimy body coiling on your dick probably would
Nice!
>sea hare
See my butthole it's that
yea it is, it's a black sea hare
often on shorelines and known to eat basically whatever they can catch
How would that feel on my dick?
stingy.
In a good way or a bad way?
Why would it feel good? It's eating. How food feels doesn't factor.
I don't know. It feels good when I feed your mom my dick.
Reminds me of The Raft
>WE ARE CRABBY
that's a slug
Yes
me on the left
me on the left
Haha could you imagine how embarrassing it would be if you got possessed by a slime girl?
>the odd sensation of her forcing herself though nearly every single one of your orifices, moments before losing control of your entire body
>She almost immediately starts chuckling & continues making those dopey "no thoughts head empty" expressions as per usual for any member of the slimerace.
>Some of the goop appears to be constantly drooling out of your(?) mouth now, like a dog at the dinner table.
>The absolute debasing looks of confusion and pity from pedestrians as she waltzes and stumbles her way around the block like an idiot, not used to normal human legs.
>Make it home
>Suddenly experience a huge wave of bewilderment and unwanted pleasure as the slime lady seemingly gets overstimulated by her new hormones and immediately starts learning how to wank your wiener AND BOLLOCKS off. Nigh powerless to stop her
>possessed
Through what means? I've a very complex nervous system.
have a nice day troony.
how did you read female slime possessing human male and then reach that conclusion
It appears someone has placed a sword stabby side down into them by mistake.
Isekai ruined them
My game had slimes. My next game will have slimes too.
keep on sliming on
SLIME BLOWJOB
>tfw no slime gf to put in a slurpy cup and sip on during a warm summer day
>on a mission to save the princess
>get there too late only to find her consumed by a slime that broke into her cell during the commotion
>only for her to have possessed the slime that consumed her
What do?