it doesnt garner as many viewers on twitch as high octane battle royales where every other playable character has a new unique gender, their own set of pronouns, and a 1 dimensional backstory that either falls into the category of orphan, social reject, or some cross over between the two.
Unless a streamer can scream into the mic every 4.2 seconds at something that happens on the screen, its not gonna get any attention and wont generate any revenue.
its people your OWN AGE that are doing it for them because "it makes money". the people ruining shit are people who keep doing the bare minimum to give a frick about what they do in general being so afraid nobody will care about them if they dont.
its people your OWN AGE that are doing it for them because "it makes money". the people ruining shit are people who keep doing the bare minimum to give a frick about what they do in general being so afraid nobody will care about them if they dont.
>A month already of leftists and troons seething nonstop about something that didn't matter at all
This has to be the biggest own a bong could ever do to leftists.
>So, just like complaining about pronouns out of nowhere? >out of nowhere >NOWHERE >Not because fricking colonialist californians keep injecting their shit ass politics into everything
Just admit your defeat already, he was right and you're just pretending you're mocking him and not seething because he showed how sick you freaks are.
>Secret agent Samantha Fisher infiltrates the enemy base >"watch out guys, that troony sam fisher is on to us, he could be anywhere" >"ehm actually it's maam, you bigot" >samantha fisher gets shot >terrorists nuke the usa
that'll be 70 bucks plus tip, goyim
thats your take-away from that? that pronouns was the be all and end all of my gripe?
i dont give a shit about the pronoun shit. Its fricking what, 6 letters all up? dont care, imagine dedicating your life to fighting a word.
my gripe is with the fact that devs and publishers only want to put out games that can generate tons of reactionary content on twitch, youtube, etc. I get why though: why spend money on an advertising budget, when you can pay a streamer a pittance to soiface into a webcam and scream into a microphone every 4 seconds? Zoomers with the attention span of a hyperactive goldfish will gobble that shit up, then go out and buy the game regardless of how shit it actually is. If that dont work? Go the Overwatch route: get twitch to do drops for people watching streams of your game for a few hours, streamers will stream the content for free because viewers are viewing the content just for the drops, inflating the streamer's views.
Nobody will watch a game with no reactionary content. When was the last time you saw someone play something like Intruder on twitch or youtube. What about the splinter cell games? lmao nobody plays any of the MGS games in true stealth on camera anymore.
It peaked with Thief I+II and since then nobody could or really attempted to catch that magic again.
Also the current market doesn’t support it except it’s a horror game like that Alien game that is good for streaming.
It peaked with Splinter Cell Chaos Theory and then the age of casualization arrived, which killed the genre for good since it needs hardcore mechanics to be good.
Anon, thank you for being sane and rational human being. You have a very good taste.
To make a zoomer play SCCT you'll have to put a gun to his head. But after only few minutes he will ask you to pull the trigger or will do it himself.
It's funny seeing different reactions of different people, like those tumblrinas/trannies, they start with head shakes at the racist jokes and end up involuntarily bursting out chuckles as they progress. the unison "there goes philip banks" was kino
A stealth genre game can't exist without a story. The most popular pure stealth series of all time, splinter cell, has a story based on how a white dude engaging in clandestine activities to further the agenda of the US government is a good person. Neither of these thoughts are allowed anymore. Trying to create a new game in this series with a strong black woman lead would not be popular with fans. Game "devs" these days, aka the forty women directing the 5 dudes who know how to make a game, are uninterested in anything that a woman would not want to play or something they can brag about pushing a moronic social agenda. Stealth has a hard time being either of these things.
>has a story based on how a white dude engaging in clandestine activities to further the agenda of the US government is a good person.
splintercell wasn't really that jingoistic, pandora tomorrow was full of cynicism about the american security state and made sam into a grim, borderline amoral character. 1 and 3 on the other hand basically place third echelon as the doveish good boys who have to corral the hawkish elements of the government to prevent them starting a false war against a communist country, china and NK. You've got a point with the likelyhood of hamhanded diversity but the political content otherwise is not particularly controversial at all.
you're operating under a fallacy, the fallacy that if a game idea exists and once had games it should naturally just continue getting releases. the stealth genre was a handful of franchises not really a genre. when those franchises ran their course the genre died.
I personally think they're just trial and error, waiting simulators. My own personal autism makes it worse because I want decent scores, so I end up quick saving/loading often. That's on me though.
It requires really good AI and millennial developers don't know how to make it while the millennial executives are too scared to risk money one anything that hasn't already proven itself.
Trash like sHitman, Sphincter Cell and Asscreed ruined the genre. They marketed themselves as stealth, but didn't actually concern themselves with stealth gameplay.
>What happened to the stealth genre?
Because no one wants to play a game where you do nothing but crouch around slowly shooting things with a bow. Boring as frick.
>Sam Fisher is dead >Snake is dead? >Garret is dead >Gabe is dead >Tfw you're the most niche game in your genre and you've practically taken over the entire thing
>Sam Fisher is dead
yeah >Snake is dead?
he's a zombie at this point, komoney are probably gonna milk the remasters then drop him in a ditch >Garret is dead
yeah >Gabe is dead
technically on ice until Bend decide to do something with him, which they won't
47 really is all we have left
Devs fail to make them look cool and appeal to casuals. The only things they salvage was crouching around bushes, tunnel vision AI, and sneak attacks.
The stealth playstyle is only optional in games now. A modern stealth game would be Ghost of Tsushima
When my extended family gets together, we usually sit outside and watch a movie or show while people are winding down for the night. But it's impossible to get them to decide on anything, so I threw on Fesh Pince for a room of 60-something boomers. It was a mass filtration event, but it got a few laughs. But they refused to believe me when I said that anyone worth their salt could and would quote it from memory online.
it doesnt garner as many viewers on twitch as high octane battle royales where every other playable character has a new unique gender, their own set of pronouns, and a 1 dimensional backstory that either falls into the category of orphan, social reject, or some cross over between the two.
Unless a streamer can scream into the mic every 4.2 seconds at something that happens on the screen, its not gonna get any attention and wont generate any revenue.
god, I hate zoomers
its people your OWN AGE that are doing it for them because "it makes money". the people ruining shit are people who keep doing the bare minimum to give a frick about what they do in general being so afraid nobody will care about them if they dont.
Zoomers aren't human
Shut up zoomie
>PRONOUNS are why stealth is dead!
>A month already of leftists and troons seething nonstop about something that didn't matter at all
This has to be the biggest own a bong could ever do to leftists.
>seething nonstop about something that didn't matter at all
So, just like complaining about pronouns out of nowhere?
>So, just like complaining about pronouns out of nowhere?
>out of nowhere
>NOWHERE
>Not because fricking colonialist californians keep injecting their shit ass politics into everything
Just admit your defeat already, he was right and you're just pretending you're mocking him and not seething because he showed how sick you freaks are.
The more lefties ridicule someone the better his point probably was.
>Secret agent Samantha Fisher infiltrates the enemy base
>"watch out guys, that troony sam fisher is on to us, he could be anywhere"
>"ehm actually it's maam, you bigot"
>samantha fisher gets shot
>terrorists nuke the usa
that'll be 70 bucks plus tip, goyim
thats your take-away from that? that pronouns was the be all and end all of my gripe?
i dont give a shit about the pronoun shit. Its fricking what, 6 letters all up? dont care, imagine dedicating your life to fighting a word.
my gripe is with the fact that devs and publishers only want to put out games that can generate tons of reactionary content on twitch, youtube, etc. I get why though: why spend money on an advertising budget, when you can pay a streamer a pittance to soiface into a webcam and scream into a microphone every 4 seconds? Zoomers with the attention span of a hyperactive goldfish will gobble that shit up, then go out and buy the game regardless of how shit it actually is. If that dont work? Go the Overwatch route: get twitch to do drops for people watching streams of your game for a few hours, streamers will stream the content for free because viewers are viewing the content just for the drops, inflating the streamer's views.
Nobody will watch a game with no reactionary content. When was the last time you saw someone play something like Intruder on twitch or youtube. What about the splinter cell games? lmao nobody plays any of the MGS games in true stealth on camera anymore.
It's more like the stealth genre was subsumed by the horror genre for that reason.
>immediately starts talking about gender and pronouns in a thread about stealth games
meds. now.
thanks OP now I gotta watch this again
What's the name of the show?
it's fesh pince, dad
Men in Black
Once they change Aunt Viv it goes to shit.
Oh, you can't find it OP?
underrated post
LOOK YOU BIG-EARED FREARF
It peaked with Thief I+II and since then nobody could or really attempted to catch that magic again.
Also the current market doesn’t support it except it’s a horror game like that Alien game that is good for streaming.
both of my favorite games of all time, nothing else compares.
GOTCHA
They are still making far cry and assassins creed. Were there other stealth games?
It peaked with Splinter Cell Chaos Theory and then the age of casualization arrived, which killed the genre for good since it needs hardcore mechanics to be good.
What's a women?
Zoomers lack patience and brain cells.
io interactive is carrying the whole genre with HITMAN, and they're going to revive it with Project 007
your webm was so bad i actually regret waking up today
OH MY GOD
HE'S GOD
if you were me, what would you do?
A Pizza hut in the garage?
haha I like that you go veeoooom
LOOLK
YOU BIG EARED FREERF
A pretty young thong and a thing in a thong
youknowhatimsayin
Get Viv some cookies
YOUYOUYOOOOOOOOOU
Kick that man's BUTT
Tell you something about women.
something about women.
Nevevevevevev
Nevevevevevev
Been replaying Chaos Theory lately, game is an actual masterpiece.
I just don't think people have the patience or attention span for the genre.
Anon, thank you for being sane and rational human being. You have a very good taste.
To make a zoomer play SCCT you'll have to put a gun to his head. But after only few minutes he will ask you to pull the trigger or will do it himself.
>This is Carlton, I've reached Hilary's attached bathroom
>That's your sister you sick frick
gimme a hug man
No more hugs, Anon
YOU OWE ME
Oh ok
Hey Ganker. Will you make me a sandwich?
Yes!
DIIIIIEEEEEE
>millenials cant make a decent stealth game
>it's le zoombers fault
banks wants to empty the banks and fill our street with banks, and run a bank making operation out of his banks
But dad, aren't some of those banks?
No, honey, they're all lulz.
Mr. Banks, please sit down.
G will you make me a sandwich?
>favorite game gets a remaster
I love autism
>game has a live play session
?si=Mllln1vFqtcB2zEc
Is there anything extra like commentary or is it literally just footage of a bunch of nerds watching this?
It's funny seeing different reactions of different people, like those tumblrinas/trannies, they start with head shakes at the racist jokes and end up involuntarily bursting out chuckles as they progress.
the unison "there goes philip banks" was kino
how the frick did he do it
?t=357
autism be damned,
>that wall dragon cubby
I fricking had that shit as a kid wth
>only know Fresh Prince from ytp
>watch the show
>Carlton is literally me
It reguires good level design as a bare minimum, and creative game design in order to be good. Things most modern game devs can't do.
THERE GOES ANON
THE BIGGEST ASS THAT EVER LIVED
WHAT A DOUCHE
is president bush here?
nOH
And you FIND Geoffrey
And you FIND Geoffrey
And you FIND Geoffrey
What happened to the god game genre?
It's dead, ANON
yOU love me!
Whaddya say /v-v-vee-v-vee-vee-v/?
Wanna W?
The name's banks, that's B E A E N K E S, no E.
uh that was a joke, ma'am
I think I'm having a heart attack...
I don't care what you think, you are not my mother!
The genres dead, WILL.
SPLELPS
Frick yo father
Frick YOU homie
You a PHONE
It got devoured by the open-world "play your own way" genre
*Geoffrey crying noises*
A stealth genre game can't exist without a story. The most popular pure stealth series of all time, splinter cell, has a story based on how a white dude engaging in clandestine activities to further the agenda of the US government is a good person. Neither of these thoughts are allowed anymore. Trying to create a new game in this series with a strong black woman lead would not be popular with fans. Game "devs" these days, aka the forty women directing the 5 dudes who know how to make a game, are uninterested in anything that a woman would not want to play or something they can brag about pushing a moronic social agenda. Stealth has a hard time being either of these things.
>has a story based on how a white dude engaging in clandestine activities to further the agenda of the US government is a good person.
splintercell wasn't really that jingoistic, pandora tomorrow was full of cynicism about the american security state and made sam into a grim, borderline amoral character. 1 and 3 on the other hand basically place third echelon as the doveish good boys who have to corral the hawkish elements of the government to prevent them starting a false war against a communist country, china and NK. You've got a point with the likelyhood of hamhanded diversity but the political content otherwise is not particularly controversial at all.
DID HE NOT SHIT?
DID HE NOT DREERJ?
If only dad would fix the air conditioner in the pool house, how can he be so cruel house?
you're operating under a fallacy, the fallacy that if a game idea exists and once had games it should naturally just continue getting releases. the stealth genre was a handful of franchises not really a genre. when those franchises ran their course the genre died.
Phillip Banks you should kick my butt!
It died after every RPG started incorporating stealth mechanics into their games.
There goes Phillip Banks, the biggest ass that ever lived. What a douche!
Excuse me?
MAN YOU CAN DROP DEEEAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
oh my god
he's god
How do you think Jim feels when he changes into his Jim-shorts?
Sit down
>game swindles you
>game reverse-swindles you
>will isn't a coat
>will isn't a closet
Wtf guys what's the answer?
DRINK 5 HOUR ENERGY
DRINK
5 HOUR
I personally think they're just trial and error, waiting simulators. My own personal autism makes it worse because I want decent scores, so I end up quick saving/loading often. That's on me though.
stealth gameplay can carry missions but not an entire genre
It seems the last hitman game was good
the trilogy is good overall but frick the FOMO elusive targets bullshit
It requires really good AI and millennial developers don't know how to make it while the millennial executives are too scared to risk money one anything that hasn't already proven itself.
>What happened to the stealth genre?
it peaked
Trash like sHitman, Sphincter Cell and Asscreed ruined the genre. They marketed themselves as stealth, but didn't actually concern themselves with stealth gameplay.
It died
adhd brainrot zoomers
there arent 75000 things happening at once so they cant focus
>What happened to the stealth genre?
Because no one wants to play a game where you do nothing but crouch around slowly shooting things with a bow. Boring as frick.
Explain Skyrim stealth archers
>Sam Fisher is dead
>Snake is dead?
>Garret is dead
>Gabe is dead
>Tfw you're the most niche game in your genre and you've practically taken over the entire thing
>Sam Fisher is dead
yeah
>Snake is dead?
he's a zombie at this point, komoney are probably gonna milk the remasters then drop him in a ditch
>Garret is dead
yeah
>Gabe is dead
technically on ice until Bend decide to do something with him, which they won't
47 really is all we have left
There is Styx3 coming out ,so real pure stealth is still alive.
SEY EY EY EYHHHHHH!
Devs fail to make them look cool and appeal to casuals. The only things they salvage was crouching around bushes, tunnel vision AI, and sneak attacks.
The stealth playstyle is only optional in games now. A modern stealth game would be Ghost of Tsushima
YOU HEARD ME
SEES
AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
What's the mission?
what the heck is this?
ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS
I know I am dad
I know I am dad
When my extended family gets together, we usually sit outside and watch a movie or show while people are winding down for the night. But it's impossible to get them to decide on anything, so I threw on Fesh Pince for a room of 60-something boomers. It was a mass filtration event, but it got a few laughs. But they refused to believe me when I said that anyone worth their salt could and would quote it from memory online.
snissnerbobberton sninssnerbobberton snissnerbobberton SAYAYAY
What can you say about Carlton
He was Carlton
a
sNINs
They're hiding
Given time and money, most game franchises gradually devolve into shooters. It simply panders to the lowest common consumer.
You read it, you read it and you read it, now I want you to READ it.
The question is: Who is the question?
The manivilization
Victor Sage or Renee Montoya, usually.
And the final Brainstorm question is: WHAAAAAAAAAaAaaAAAAAAaaaaaAuuuuu
making puritan stealth games is hard and they haven't sold well in a long time
My friend likes you.
UuuuuU
why is he hiding? the radar would show any enemy sight cones
hey Ganker
will you make me a sandwich?
You sell fish
OH
You sell fish
>cleaning bottle spray
>Stealth thread is a stealth Fesh Pince thread
subtle
If only dad could fix the air conditioner in the poolhouse.
How could he be so cruelhouse?
Do you know how humiliating it is
To have a son
OH MY GOD
HE'S GOD
[Speech] Would you make me a sandwich?
[Failed] NOUGH
[Failed] NOH
[Success] YES
...
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE