What happened to this game? Why did it bomb?

What happened to this game? Why did it bomb?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the graphics suck

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the character's artstyle is a bit shit but the in game graphics are some of the best pixel art ive ever seen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like one of those kitsch artworks you see at a thrift store.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that ui looks like dogshit

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The author was crazy and it basically wasn't marketed outside him being crazy. Plus, it came out when dungeon crawlers were at a low point, not like now when there is a (somewhat) recent number coming out.
    I've heard talk about an update coming out at some point, as well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't he that alt-right lunatic who lived in a bomb shelter?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds about right. He thinks he is a neanderthal and that all the small-brained homosexual sapiens just can't understand how great his game is. That's kind of his running gimmick.
        He probably has some political leaning but it kind of pales in comparison to getting insulted for being too sapien.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Filthy sub-hominid hands typed that post.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's libertarian and generally despises conservatives.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was just a meme game like many others that came and went

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    systemic racism, sapes keeping the thal down

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when people spammed 5 million threads a day here for this game? must have been totally organic.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grim-WAH? Not enough ’thal-minded people capable of playing such thalkino.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't, it's a great blobber. Much better than legend of grimrock goyslop

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sapes just could not comprehend it.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filthy Sapes couldn't understand its glorious grandeur.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    better than Etrian JRPG weebslop in every way

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with all the Cleve threads I've been seeing over the last several weeks? What gives?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just a resurgence of people enjoying playing Grimoire.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enjoying Grimoire

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grimoire
        >Enjoy playing
        I refunded this fricking turd the day it released and never looked back, Cleve. Stop fooling yourself.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sapes no can read cave scribble get mad no leave beginning cave

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sapes couldn't handle it.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have been doing some thinking

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an insane shitpost game that you can't even understand unless you played Wizardry 7, which barely any of the current people playing video games have.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He sold around 20k copies simply by trolling people for three decades. It did well considering the marketing budget (nothing). Also, it's pretty good but nothing outstanding. It definitely feels like a clone of Wizardry 7 with much worse graphics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it only surged in sales after it went on discount for a few bucks.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It not being the 1990s anymore played a huge role.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, even if it was released during the late 90s when he initially planned to, people would have considered the graphics dated since 3D graphics were all the rage at that point.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should have made it a mobile game. Might have had a chance.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im glad i got it for a few bucks.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much incline for sapebrains to handle

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no custom portrait support

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it'll get an eceleb review soon saying its great and everyone will pretend to have played it

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SAPE SAPE SAPE SAPE SAPE SAPE
    >'TAL 'TAL 'TAL 'TAL 'TAL' TAL 'TAL 'TAL
    There, I just gave every Cleve thread to you in a fricking nutshell. It was mildly amusing six years ago, now it's just utterly pointless.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely mad Sape detected.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should really finish this stupid fricking game I'm sorry for being a sape anons. I even bought it

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