We pray for the coming of the Savior of Sinnoh, who, thanks to his brave and strong spirit, was selected for Arceus itself, and came down from the heavens, to tame the wild Pokémon who destroyed the small settlements.
Not many know, but this region wasn't known as Sinnoh. The first name, when the savior came, was Hisui.
PokeChurch was suspiciously close to the Solaceon Trafficking Tunnels dug by that fat hiker - forget the kids the dang tunnel allowed Hippopotos out and it's sandstorming in Hearthstone City! Help!
hearthome is where you marry your pokemon then have a date at amity square
Pokepriests touch the little boys who visit
Wtf pokepriests are israelites?
>janny removed the troony post but not the israelite one
kek must’ve hit too close to home
Ritual human sacrifice
We pray for the coming of the Savior of Sinnoh, who, thanks to his brave and strong spirit, was selected for Arceus itself, and came down from the heavens, to tame the wild Pokémon who destroyed the small settlements.
Not many know, but this region wasn't known as Sinnoh. The first name, when the savior came, was Hisui.
Me blaspheming the spirit of Sinnoh.
Pray. Wtf do you expect to do at church?
Repent?
Be baptize?
Kill everyone inside and turn it into a satanic rave party while christian EDM plays over?
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Calling forth the crusade in the name of Arceus
Better have the Illius Qui Se Pro Divini Golden Bull
Nope! They are str8 white conservative unovan pokechristians
>Unova
>White
What happens at PokéChurch
STAYS at PokéChurch.
That's the rules. I don't write the rules, man; I just follow 'em....
PokeChurch was suspiciously close to the Solaceon Trafficking Tunnels dug by that fat hiker - forget the kids the dang tunnel allowed Hippopotos out and it's sandstorming in Hearthstone City! Help!
Pokesermons every Pokesunday for Pokejesus
Pokepreaching, Pokeprayer, and Pokeworship
The priest grooms and rapes children like irl