Sorry but the hotpants are just too much for me. They clearly wanted you to think she was attractive.
What has happened to normal character designs?
Sorry but the hotpants are just too much for me. They clearly wanted you to think she was attractive.
They're just fricking short shorts anon. Were you homeschooled?
Little girls don't wear short shorts
I'm not
petition gamefreak to put all the female characters in a burka then if that's where your mind goes incel.
I'm not an incel for thinking that this character is too hot
you're in incel because the thought of women regardless of circumstance is potential sexual.
it's a child in shorts in a kids game.
give your head a shake
But an incel is somebody who doesn't have sex but wants sex. That doesn't have anything to do with fictional children being sexual.
>But an incel is somebody who doesn't have sex but wants sex.
if characters in children's games give you sexual thoughts you're definitely not getting any
checkmate degenerate
what if it isn't even the humans that give me sexual thoughts?
i covered that base with the degenerate comment
I've had sex. Frick you and this child in her short shorts.
I dont think it counts when its your father touching you
My father is dead
He can still diddle you as a spirit yes?
10 year olds being legally adults in the Pokéworld is canon
I know what source you're using and it's not canon
TPCi nu-canon is incompatible with my culture, as it demands for me to acknowledge that Stonjourner and Sinistea are real PKMN
Have sex
I can't have sex; i'm married
I'm pretty sure an important part of being an incel is blaming women for the fact that you get no sex. Someone who just wants to frick everything feminine is a simple coomer.
>Little girls don't wear short shorts
No one's gonna tell you this
But little Japanese girls really do dress like that often
And by this i mean like doujin hentai e-girls
You know the type of clothes I'm talking about
Short shorts and pink shirts that day Sweet ANGEL in cursive
BRUH she like fricking eight
She's also not real so you could potentially put whatever kinda clothing you see fit. Same goes for humans irl.
And yet her clothes are fitting around her developing curves and even her tight shirt can barely hide her soft pinkish-brownish nipples when she bends over
She can't be THAT young, Calem/Serena are 16 or older.
Anon please, stop injecting your fantasies into them.
>clearly wanted you to think she was attractive
Well, she is attractive. I'd frick her so hard that her vegana prolapsed.
>Little girls don't wear short shorts
This is a clever ruse by the OP, an actual 3D pedo, to get people to post 3D little girls in shorts.
What's a 3D pedo?
Someone who is sexually interested in real people and a pedo on top of that.
AKA a MAP
Pretty much, yeah.
It's very stretchy so she just pulls it down.
Factually called for what they are, a paedophile/predator.
You mean a based gigachad
Yeah that's what they said
Both disgusting
>Little girls don't wear short shorts
>Little girls don't wear short shorts
Shauna isn't a little girl, she's a teenager, and yes teenagers and tweens absolutely wear booty shorts/short shorts.
>Little girls don't wear short shorts
I live in Shitaly, we have the fricking Pope near and I've seen teens with short often in summer. It's fricking hot here, shorts are perfectly normal and Kalos is Pokémon France, so they would have similar temperatures.
You should understant that women don't wear some kinds of clothes ONLY to make you coom, they do it because sometimes it's simply practical.
God, I wish not wearing clothes was practical.
>God, I wish not wearing clothes was practical.
Girls can go topless in NYC
then your monkey brain wouldnt find it erotic. humans arent allowed to be happy.
Do you really wish to see a lot of hanging dicks and balls or even hambeasts and grannies naked all the time? I don't.
Obviously only attractive young girls would be required to be naked or at least wear skimpy clothing
Nobody would want to see your lardass naked though
>Little girls don't wear short shorts
The ABSOLUTE state of this board
>Ash is wearing shorts
Oh NONNONONONO
>Little girls don't wear short shorts
My #1 lust in 5th grade was a girl named Natasha who exclusively wore short shorts
Can I frick her
I don't find this attractive. You sure this isn't a you problem?
She IS attractive and I WILL have sex with her in a hotel that won't question our age difference
You mean the shorts ? How dare a girl dress lightly
Yes, and? The game is for children and they want little boys to find girls attractive
Looks like a perfect girl for NAKADASHI
They're working with 3D now, they know what kind of power that brings.
That's your problem, pedo
so you think shes hot?
I used to hate Shauna because I thought she looked ugly and like she was designed by a pedo
She looks like she was designed by a child molester
Actual child molesters prefer children to look more realistic and innocent. They get their rush from defiling that innocence. If a girl already looks like a hooker it doesn't work.
Yeah that's why noted CP acted Gary Glitter never flew to Thailand to frick eleven year old girls
Watttttttttttt why do I feel like you guys talking out of personal experiences???
>personal experiences
What? This is literally the typical portrayal of pedos people have.
So, are you saying that those two anons are IRL child rapists?
Do you not know who Gary Glitter was(he did actually fly to Thailand to frick eleven year old girls)
No I don't. And I'm afraid of googling anything related to that topic. Might draw FBI's attention and shit
Zoomie zoom zoom
Enjoy your partyvan
Holy shit what a fricking zoomer
GARY WHY?
WHY GARY?
SMELL YA LATER except not really because youll be too old
the absolute leaps to conclusions pedos will try to convince you with
I have a pedologics degree so I know what I'm talking about.
Pedo here (not molester tho). This isn't true. Little girls are just hot. loose little girls are hotter.
What do you find hot about them
Small, cute, flat chest, smooth skin, idk anon what do you find hot about men?
I just think wieners are strong and dominant
little girls would be hotter with giant breasts.
>Source: My uncle
They can do that if they want.
And I'll think about putting my dick in her if I want.
It's a good deal and I get to spunk a lot.
Happy times.
Thumbs up.
She wore those knowing she was going to be around Calem for the entire journey
its japanese
Don't criticize the one thing Gamefreak does right.
Misty exists, wears daisy dukes and to date shows the most skin out of any main pokegirl.
If you must complain about Shauna, complain about Misty first.
Everyone should complain about Misty
Ugly ass b***h
Misty wasn't this obviously attractive
She’s the sexual awakening for millions.
Complaining about Shauna while Misty exists will always be stupid.
Misty did nothing for me. May is where it's at. My God as a kid she did things to me
For me it was Dawn
Catholic school uniforms gave me some kind of skirt and underwear fetish, Dawn was only the perfect match
Dawn's pretty top tier as well, the boots alone were what did it for me with her. Especially her platinum outfit.
breasts
Mays?
May mays.
Mays may Mays?
THIS THREAD IS FRICKING GLOWING
no, it isnt. this is what Ganker has always been, stupid fricking election tourist. go back
Literally me on the left.
I am going to have sex with you
Don't forget the siblings.
I assumed they come with the package
I want to have sex with all three of them while their mother watched and teaches them how to take my wiener
I thought that israeliteario was supposed to be dead…
Literally me in the middle
I'm the op now I realized I was being dumb
I like spotting that somehow proud self proclaimed pedophile anon that somehow exists here on /vp/
>They clearly wanted you to think she was attractive
and they were successful
She is attractive
Is it possible to achieve hairstyles like that natty?
This is literally how elementary school age girls dress in cities, ever gone outside?
>girls dont wear hotpants
have you lived under a rock? I'm in cold as frick, middle of bum-frick nowhere and girls wear them all the time. Yes, down to even 10yos.
DESCRIBE THEIR ASSES FOR ME
she looks like a chipmunk
silly lass
It's like how little girls in Paris dress like
God look at what mess I've done. I need to stop delaying bedtime
>They clearly made so she was attractive.
FTFY
>Nickname yourself loser
>Lose first battle to Shauna
>"Pretty good, right, Loser? Say hi to your mom for me!"
I coomed many a time to this.
>Lose first battle to Shauna
wait... but how
it's virtually impossible as long as you have more than 3 IQ
She outsped me and got two crits and I had an unironically bad roll on nature with a negative to physical Def.
fricking kek, it is so unlikely to lose that battle still, thought you were baiting
Oh no, it just so happened that my bad luck actually exceeded itself, it's happened with the starter fight against Bianca as well.
I just wish I knew it would happen with Shauna so I could've nicknamed myself an insult just for the funny dialogue when she won kek
just lose on purpose
this official art makes her look like a cross-eyed rat
Those aren't shorts. Those are jeans-colored dicky
How does she take her shirt off with her hair like that
She is sexy
nusugimori art, he give chipmunk face to everything
God that thigh gap
That child was made for wiener
I fear I would break her hole easily
So that she gapes forever and her vegana prolapses. That'd be hot as frick.
That's gross, but I want to see her gape while my cum drips out of her. My wiener is pretty thick so she might bleed. I'm gonna have to lube her up lots
Hot...could I clean your wiener afterwards?
I can tell you're the cuckposter around here and thus male, so no.
And if you're the same outside of /vp/, I probably told you to stay in your room and ignore the loud moaning she makes while I blow her back out
I think you're thinking of someone else, but I'd gladly listen through the walls...
Then there's a lot of cucks on this site.
I'm still thinking of the Calens thread and romantically living alone with her, so I just want to kick you ass out of our cabin.
Shauna is a loose looking middle schooler so I would be pounding her in a hotel, ripping her shirt and seeing her puffy nipples, no bra, she doesn't need one.
You'll just cowardly watch me, a grown man, walk into a room alone with her as she wraps her arms around mine. You can and won't say anything, impotent as always
Not him but this made my dick instantly perk up. God I'm pathetic.
>Not him but this made my dick instantly perk up.
What a sad sentence, I wasn't even trying. I'm glad Shauna won't have to see you, but it's not like she'll ever remember you, and that's saying something since she'll remember this day with me for the next nine months
Yes
I keep reading these cards as "shuffle your hand into your wiener".
Imagine losing to Shauna in a battle and not having any prize money to give her so so she feminizes you and forces you to be her slave, that would be awful ha ha
Those clothes fit in a boy better
What would Shauna think of you as a man if you lost to her in a battle?
the hairstyle is classic sugimori, it's the clothes that are awful
God I wish Shauna would emasculate me and lock me in chastity!
>thigh gap and wide hips
girls don’t start developing a waist until puberty, until then they’re as rectangle as boys. yeah she’s meant to be fapped to. and yeah little girls wear short shorts, but not ones like that
But I don’t care, what I do care is how garish and tacky she looks. Outfits that look comfortable and adventurous are far better
Would you be Shauna's cuck?