What house is our favorite?

What house is our favorite, Ganker?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Edelgard because I'm not gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Edelgard is the gay and troon house

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOSE

    FAVORITE HOUSE

    https://strawpoll.com/Qrgeb3WbbZp

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Blue Lions winning mean we're all gays now?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dimitri is the only good one Edeltards need not apply

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black Eagles

    Edelgard haters can't accept the fact that she's right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Edelgard was right her route wouldn't be literally unfinished

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You kill Rhea, the biggest threat. I think that's considered as finished.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    repopulating the Nabatean race with Rhea

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >house led by an homosexual that has a trans person, autistic loner person and brown person
    Black eagles, is Ganker no doubt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which characters the troony?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hubert wishes he could ride pegasi, which can only be ridden by women

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There isn't one. The primary reasons why people call the Eagles the troony house is that it has the most bi members (Edelgard, Dorothea, and Linhardt) and Edelgard's voice actress did that supporting Trans rights thing using Edelgard's voice. So everyone flies under the banner that the Eagles are the LGBTQ house.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So everyone flies under the banner that the Eagles are the LGBTQ house.
          Because they are.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Mercedes

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Golden Deer, that is until Three Hopes permanently destroyed their integrity

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blue Lions
    Bunch of Boy Love homosexualry and circlejerking mental health issues. Only gays and fujoshi's root for them.

    >Black Eagles
    Literally Authred Commies full of ideals but no practical setup. Only edgy children agree with their cause.

    >Golden Deer
    The most relatable band of misfits you'll ever meet. The only group that IMPROVES on what they already were. The house of true underdogs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The house of true underdogs.
      When they get Lysithea, Leonie and Hilda for free? It's probably the easiest route.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Party balance is shit what are you talking about?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The most relatable band of misfits you'll ever meet. The only group that IMPROVES on what they already were. The house of true underdogs.
      They are basically "open borders, gringo" house. Fricking Angela Merkel of Three Houses.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick 3H was PURE SOUL what the frick happened with engage?? the only explanation is 3H was developed by the A team and engage was B team right? i fricking hope the next game is handed back to the 3H team

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically 3H had LORE. And by lore I mean an explanation for why things are the way they are. I think that 3H team were maybe overly ambitious because eventually you hit a point where things stop making sense but they did swing for the fences. At least in comparison to Engage where they didn't even try. Engage by and large is a Saturday morning cartoon. I don't think most people will fight me on that, you're not meant to engage with the setting that much. There is lore and backstory. But it doesn't have anything to do with anything. Raphael is one of the simplest characters in 3H and his backstory is that his parents got eaten by wolves just because they were traveling with the alliance leader to an art show held by his rival. A series of deaths that we find out later were not an accident and I was actually part of a conspiracy to force instability within the alliance the same way instability was seeded within the kingdom and the empire. Even though Raphael is a very basic character his backstory links back to the general theme of the game. Everyone likes Yunaka and she has a backstory about how she was a former assassin. That has absolutely nothing to do with the main plot of the game. Yunaka as a character vanishes after she is recruited. Because the circumstances of her being an assassin doesn't matter. Diamant and Ivy inheriting two warring kingdoms that have a lot of blood on their hands don't matter. Which means there's no real reason to invest in Engage's characters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually 3H was developed out-of-house and Engage was developed in-house. It turns out that IS is so shit at developing FE that a company that primarily makes musou blew them the frick out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >turns out that IS is so shit at developing FE that a company that primarily makes musou blew them the frick out.
        Actually it was IS who provided the story and shit, KT provided the tech monkies to make the game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do not believe you, but okay.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, do you actually think it was KT who made the game from the ground up?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >holy frick 3H was PURE SOUL what the frick happened with engage??
      They made a game that's actually fun unlike 3H. White Clouds is literally pulling teeth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The clown is a filter
      Timerra is another one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Engage was a better game, the characters of 3 houses was made with the Otome audience in mind. Are you gay or a woman?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because one was made by inexperienced enthusiasts, while the other was designed as a commercial to sell a gacha game to kids.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because one was made by inexperienced enthusiasts
        You would have thought that KT being such avid fans of FE would know how to make an FE game.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Golden deer but azure moon is the only good route

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Edelgrad house, the others are so forgetable to be honest

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dmitri gays

    Golden Deer is the correct choice

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    3H was so frickin gay bros.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue = protagonists
    Red = enemies
    Yellow = neutral/allies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does that work when you can play Red and Yellow as protags and have Blue as enemies?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whichever house has Nel.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sir this is an otome visual novel thread, we don't talk about waifus here

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nel will turn your otome novel into a yuri one.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Golden Deer because 3 Hopes Claude thinking he was playing 4D chess when he wasn't even playing checkers was entertaining

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dubsteppers because I'm moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mole people COULD'VE been good. When you read the evidence of their machinations in manuscripts and character testimonies, they actually look really intelligent. The Tragedy of Duscur was a brilliant move on their part because it you blink you'd totally miss their involvement. Volkart deciding to whisk Edelgard out of the Empire to avoid the dumpster fire of the Insurrection was a good move on his part. Because both Anselma and her best friend Cornelia were already there. You're basically giving Edelgard back to her mother where she'll be safe. There was no way he could've known that Cornelia was already body snatched by the time he turned Edelgard over to her. Cornelia leveraging the fact that Lambert getting caught fricking the Emperor's concubine might lead to a political forest fire was a good play to keep them separated where she could feed them conflicting information, to the point where Anselma/ Patricia turned on Lambert because she thought he was keeping her daughter from her on purpose when really Cornelia had her the whole time until she could give her back to Thales. And if any evidence of foul play came up it can all be blamed on Cornelia and Patricia who both came from the Empire while the Slitherers disappear into the night. In one move Cornelia ass fricked both the Kingdom and the Empire so hard that they'd never really recover.

      And then you play the game and it's just... Thales.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the thing, Thales is an incompetent moron. Even Hopes started calling him one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just it though, Thales is the leader. And yet everything decision he makes is the most smooth brained, counter productive shit conceivable. Just so we're clear Myson had already turned a bunch of people in the Empire into feral demons AND got Baron Ochs to find and steal the artificial Hero's Relic from Kalupa before White Clouds was even over. An artificial Hero's Relic that was probably used as a template to make Edelgard's Aymr and maybe even Nemesis Dark Creator Sword and the weapons for the zombie 10 Elites. So Myson was pulling a whole lot of weight for being a background character.

          Thales held a Slither meeting with the Flame Emperor and "Monica" on monastery grounds. A meeting that allowed Dimitri to link the Flame Emperor with Edelgard. It just seems like the writing effort went to every Slither besides the leader who immediately fricks up everything just by existing. But he also holds the most authority, including the authority to use the nukes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        weird i got the impression the molepeople were neutral evil. there was enough subtext about the ~~*nabateans*~~ having done just as much fricked up shit, if not worse, to the molepeople in the prehistory of fodlan so everything we see them do in the game is simply a means to an end of getting back what was their or righting wrongs done to them. haven't played this game in years though i could be wrong if the DLC changes the main game's story but i interpreted the molepeople neutral.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what are you talking about?
          Dubsteppers are irredeemably evil

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're wrong. The DLC did expand on the molemen slightly which is to say it gave the molemen a motivation for being the way they are. And the motivation was...

          They were angry that Sothis had replaced their old pantheon. So they used the nukes to glass 4 lands because they were paranoid that they would be punished for all of the bloodshed they were causing.

          So yeah the molemen were 100% evil. They were frightened that they would be punished for being killers so they decided to kill everyone first. And that's not subtext. They said that.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why's Monica so perfect bros?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic lesbian
      >perfect
      ???

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black Eagles have the best girls
    >Blue Lions have the best bois
    >Golden Deers have jack shit
    I guess Eagles? But the Lions are a close second

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eagles have the best girls
      It's literally two lesbians, an ESL and Bernie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's literally two lesbians, an ESL and Bernie
        And the other two houses do not have anything better

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All the girls in the BL have their husbands, but the GD have good wives. I can't say the same for BE minus maybe Bernie.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but the GD have good wives

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Marianne
              >Lysithea
              >Leonie
              Yeah Leonie gets fricked over by the game, but a better alternative than Edelgard or Dorothea.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Marianne
                >Lysithea
                >Leonie
                Eh Leonie is okay, i guess? Wouldn't pick her over any of the Eagle girls. Marianne and Lysithea are worthless, and the reason i said that the Golden Deer has jack shit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude your taste is terrible

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree, I feel my taste is superior to all others in the world.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue Lions but I always recruit Marianne she's Dimitri's wife after all.

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