what if Link bangs someone else and not Zelda? is their bloodline doomed? is the entire world doomed?
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what if Link bangs someone else and not Zelda? is their bloodline doomed? is the entire world doomed?
what if Link bangs someone else and not Zelda? is their bloodline doomed? is the entire world doomed?
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More importantly, who is banging Zelda?
Hard mode: not you
>Hard mode: not you
Bokoblins
urbosa
Just this once, I'll have to be a casual and pick easy mode. Me, Zelda's having sex with me specifically.
Gannon of course
This. Link is for getting cucked n fricked by ganon
Black guys obviously.
is your "woman" name Zelda by any chance, troon?
Purah
It’s been suggested in the latest games that link has concubines so the bloodline always has heroes. Same goes for the king of hyrule
How much Gerudo pussy has he slayed, imagine the guards
Link literally vanished from existence at the end of OoT, the hero just appears without the need of bloodlines or offsprings.
Goat ass
Link didn’t bang OOT Zelda and the bloodlines survived until TP so everything would be fine.
That's literally what happens in OoT and no it isn't.
There's no timeline and Link never scores.
He scored in the wind waker games and (arguably) skyward sword but in every other game he's the goddess' designated janny. And like all jannies link is a moronic sperg who can't talk normally and will never score.
Link scores in OOT
Aren’t Zelda and Link doomed to never be together because if they do their descendants would end up in an incestuous relationship? TotK might be an exception however because it’s the last game in the timeline that we know of so its versions of Link and Zelda might be the last, with the ones seen in future games possibly being from games taking place earlier in the timeline
Anon I don’t think Royalty cares about incest, especially when it comes to holy bloodlines
zelda is their only descendant, Link comes from somewhere else.
Not always Link in TP is descended from OOT Link. The Knights of Hyrule (not the common soldiers you often see but an exclusive order of knights that are mentioned in some games like OOT and LTTP) are clan and sometimes Link is from that clan, so a lot of the Links are related, just not in a single family line like the royal family.
Only Zelda/Hylia, the Goddess, is bound via the confines of blood, whereas Link, the Hero, and Demise, the Demon, are both transitory spirits that can incarnate in any form, divorced from previous incarnations.
That is to say, Link can bag any b***h he wants, because the Hero's Spirit isn't bound to his bloodline, although naturally it is more likely to appear within it, and the same goes with Demise. Zelda though, she needs to get knocked up to continue Hylia's incarnations, as Hylia can only incarnate within her mortal bloodline.
This does create a kind of anxiety though. The royal bloodline can never be broken. Ever. If it is then the entire world is fricked. At least 2 Links died before they could complete their mission but because the Triforce of Courage is attracted to a character trait, not a bloodline, the spirit of the hero can just try again later. If say the Calamity successfully killed Zelda, that's it. No one else can get Hylia's powers and Hyrule just burns. Unless Link wants to spend the rest of eternity pvp'ing with Ganon
Link never banged Zelda though. He only got with Malon. And in Botw, he was probably in the cuckshed to be honest with you
he fricked Malon and that's how we got Twilight Princess
i see the spade...
There is none. You just want me to keep looking at her curves on purpose. Nice try
you're both not looking in the right place...
I just fixed/updated the fricking third eye less than a month ago. Are you in chrome?
the minimap shows in firefox but it doesn't fully work, it seems to only work on chrome.
embedding is really back???
Could some kind anon plz link the extension?
rentry /funstuff
Thanks bro
Wtf have I been missing out on? How often does this shit show up???
>unknowingly downloaded embedded e-girl porn
clueless moron.
Neither works on my end and afair embedding is still dead. So how did you make it work?
Give me a game from Ganon's perspective, something fresh.
hyrule warriors
Needs to be mainline, not touching Dynasty Warriors slop again
>wants a spin off to be main line
a main line game will never have ganondorf as the protagonist, dont be moronic.
If Tears of the Kingdom is any indication, that game would be boring. Ganondorf doesn't seem to seem to care about anything. He tried to take Hyrule... because he wanted it. Then tried to blow it up out of spite. Twice. Even his own people don't matter to him. If everything went his way, everyone would just be dead. You'd basically be playing Hatred but with magic
Feels like a wasted opportunity to give the character some more depth than hurr durr triforce.
Wind Waker tried to give him some depth. By making him jealous of Hyrule's prosperity so he tried to steal it. Which, as far as villain motivations go isn't the worst. Which I guess everyone thought they'd build on that a little. But Ganondorf in TotK might be the most deranged, hostile, and bloodthirsty iteration ever. He killed the rulers of Hyrule for being arrogant enough to try and stop him from stealing their kingdom. The second he got power his first act was to kill everything around him, including his own people. His dead body had so much hate in it that it created a monster so dangerous that giant kaiju robots and thousands of guardians and most of their culture were dedicated to dealing with just him. And after spending an eon dead, he learned nothing and decided to just try stealing Hyrule again. For the thought provoking motivation of "I want it and I'm strong so I should have it."
He's no Jack Horner. That's for sure. At least that guy was comedic in how evil he was. Ganon was just boring.
thats perfectly in character for him given that he's the Zelda version of a muslim
>"I want it and I'm strong so I should have it."
>thread didn't start with the usual "cartoonishly huge ass" schtick
Not gonna participate.
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>Dooohh, they're kicking
How do you respond without sounding mad?
creepy
>took a whopping amount of 1 (one) posts for the thread to devolve into cuckshit
the absolute state of tendies
No, because Hylia placed a curse on herself and Link so that they would forever be reincarnated to fight against Demise.
Link and Zelda can bang whoever or just die alone, it doesn't matter. When the universe feels the time is needed, they will pop out of the womb again in a similar time frame as when Ganondorf does.
Its a neverending cycle that cannot be broken.
Link bangs ALL of the women in every Zelda game. Ganondorf literally never scores.
Thirdie troon cucks stay mad forever.
The Spirit of the Hero isn't passed through blood, Link only appears when he will be needed. However, the blood of the Goddess IS passed down through blood, and by tradition all princesses of the royal family are named Zelda. Which means there were Zeldas that existed without a corresponding Link, and married someone else. The fact that there's two kings of Hyrule: Daphnes Nohansen and Rhoam Bosphoramus, who both had wives and children, proves this.