What if Nintendo didn't go full-retard?

>Nintendo 64 releases using CD format rather than cartridges, like it should have done
>Final Fantasy series stays on Nintendo

How does the video game industry proceed in this alternate history scenario? Does Sony's console division even survive? MGS could have been an N64 game as well.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brainlet take. Square was gone regardless.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hindsight is 20/20. There are probably more fondly remembered N64 games than there are for PS2.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember a single N64 game fondly

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you didn't have any games for it, poser.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did and they were lame trash, like most Nintendo games

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No you didn't. It's more likely you really enjoy playing vidyagaymes in your mobile phone than owning a N64. You probably listen to rap all day, but not the good one. Hell, I'll suck your dick if you're not on a MacBook with your thick glasses because a girl once told you'd look good on them out of pity. I'm not going to say Nintendo has the best games ever (they do, deal with it), but to say Jet Force Gemini, Banjo Kazooie, Mario Kart, Mario64, Smash, Zelda OoT and MM, Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, FZeroX, Diddy Kong Racing, StarFox64 and many other don't bring a single fond memory? Man, you either had no friends, or not even the N64 could distract you from your mom being banged by your best friend.

            Anyway, if this was bait, props to you.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now this is good bait

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao

                Concession: Accepted

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, you were serious? lol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think it's a copypasta. p. funny.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think it's a copypasta. p. funny.

                see

                [...]
                Concession: Accepted

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, if you were serious, congrats on you and all your friends having had shit taste

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The N64 is one of the most irrelevant consoles of all time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the system divide was greater back then. I don't remember a single PS2 game either, but sonygs never shut the frick up about it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't remember a single PS2 game either
        Sucks to be you.

        >Banjo
        >Mario
        >Zelda
        >Goldeneye (wasn't that good)
        >uhhhhhhh
        It was shit

        >Paper Mario
        >Diddy Kong Racing
        >Jet Force Gemini
        >Mario Party 3
        >Mischief Maker
        >Majora's Mask
        >Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
        >Goemon's Great Adventure
        >Super Smash Bros. 64
        >Sin and Punishment
        >Kirby 64 - The Crystal Shards
        moron.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Paper Mario
          No way Nintoddlers think this game compares with even 1/3rd of the PS1's RPG selection.
          >Mario Party
          >Kirby 64
          kys

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not an argument.
            Consesscion: Accepted
            moron.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kirby 64 is great. Shit taste anon

          • 8 months ago
            nightoflies

            idc kys you piece of shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a whole lot of middling PS2 games.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a whole ass pretentious statement. How many of them have you played?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              How can my statement be ass-pretentious, wholly even?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So that's a "No, I haven't played any of them and have no idea what I'm talking about."

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn b***h, you too stupid to see my post right here

                >x-2
                >anything .hack
                It tried to play like a single player mmorpg and functioned much worse
                >everquest games
                Lol
                >kingdom hearts: final mix
                Lmao
                >the bouncer
                Frick the bouncer isn't even middling, it's 10 minutes of gameplay. I've played arcade games that felt more in-depth.
                This list is fricking invalid

                Lmao listgays can't even Ganker

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're right. I'm sorry, the hrt meds have been messing with my focus.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >x-2
              >anything .hack
              It tried to play like a single player mmorpg and functioned much worse
              >everquest games
              Lol
              >kingdom hearts: final mix
              Lmao
              >the bouncer
              Frick the bouncer isn't even middling, it's 10 minutes of gameplay. I've played arcade games that felt more in-depth.
              This list is fricking invalid

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn b***h, you too stupid to see my post right here
                [...]
                Lmao listgays can't even Ganker

                Typical that Ganker adjacent gays don't play many games.
                Concession accepted from the both of you.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I play so many games. Much games. More game than you probably. My uncle works at nintendo.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument, niglet Zoomer filth.

                >presented with 6 middling games
                >chooses to refute none
                >y-yoy p-p-probly don play games

                with 4 middling games
                FTFY
                You don't play many games.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomers really can't count, huh?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Le laughing dead Hispanic man
                Don't you have a Communist who's mansion you're suppose to be funding?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >presented with 6 middling games
                >chooses to refute none
                >y-yoy p-p-probly don play games

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Played and Completed:
          >Devil May Cry
          >God of War 1 - 2
          >Legend of Kay
          >Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
          >Ico
          >Shadow of the Colossus
          >Maximo Ghosts to Glory
          >Maximo Vs. Army of Zin
          >Castlevania: Lament of Innocence
          >Ape Escape 2 - 3
          >Jak 1 - 3
          >Ratchet & Clank 1 - 3
          >Ratchet: Deadlocked
          >Kya: Dark Linage
          >Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
          >Sly Cooper and the Thevious Racoonus
          >Silent Hill 2
          >Dark Cloud 2
          >Final Fantasy 10
          >Final Fantasy 10-2
          >Dragon Quest 8
          >Kingdom Hearts 1 - 2
          >Kingdom Hearts Re:CoM
          >Rogue Galaxy
          >Grandia 3
          >Wild Arms 3 - 4
          >Drakengard
          >.hack//IMOQ
          >.hack//G.U. Vol. 1 - 2

          Incomplete:
          >Katamari Damacy
          >Parappa the Rapper 2
          >Shinobi
          >Silent Hill 3 - 4
          >Wild Arms 5

          Plan to play:
          >Nightshade
          >Godhand
          >Extermination
          >Zone of the Enders 1 - 2
          >Haunting Ground
          >Space Channel 5: Episode 2
          >Silent Hill 2: Born from a Wish
          >Sly Cooper 2 - 3
          >Shadow Hearts
          >Shadow Hearts: Covenant
          >Shadow Hearts: From the New World
          >Okage

          Dropped:
          >Onimusha 2
          >Resident Evil Outbreak
          >Dark Cloud
          >Xenosaga
          >Lifeline
          >Persona 4
          >Radiata Stories
          >Star Ocean 3: Till the End of Time

          Better track record than most here.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, and I plan to play:
            >Sword of Etheria
            >Chain Diver
            >Samurai Western
            >Berserk Millennium Empire Arc: Chapter of the Holy Demon War
            >Code Age Commanders (never ever)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember plenty of PS2 games, I have a shit load of them, you just never hear that many people talking about them. There's a few titles, like MGS, FF, maybe some others, but it's always shit like Mario 64, OoT, and Goldeneye that you hear people gushing about.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good joke.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Banjo
      >Mario
      >Zelda
      >Goldeneye (wasn't that good)
      >uhhhhhhh
      It was shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The N64 had no variety. It was almost all first-party titles. The ones that weren't were actual dogshit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It was almost all first-party titles.
        And…?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Playstation probably wouldn't have happened, which means the Xbox probably wouldn't have happened (unless the Gamecube of this timeline could play DVDs).
    Almost assuredly some other competitor would have arisen, especially after Sega died, but, Nintendo would just kinda be THE video game console, only really competing with PC.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically how it is today. Even if you don’t pirate shit, the only reasonable combination of platforms to own is a switch and a PC

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        PC + nintendo handheld has always been the way

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why bother getting a switch when every game plays better on the PC than its actual hardware?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because sometimes it’s nice playing things on a handheld instead of at a desk. The mobility of handheld consoles has always been an advantage over PCs
          And again, if you’re not pirating, pretty much everything Sony or Microsoft is going to end up on PC, but Nintendo is pretty cagey about their exclusives. So with a PC and a Switch you have almost complete coverage in terms of games

          I think the system divide was greater back then. I don't remember a single PS2 game either, but sonygs never shut the frick up about it.

          Absolutely. It’s impossible to have unbiased conversations either way because people will just rep the one that they had back as a kid, because of course that’s what’s memorable for them.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            No console has ever really held up by directly comparing to PC, but nobody has done handhelds as good and no nonsense as Nintendo. Sometimes you want to play a game on a plane, or while taking a shit, or just curled up somewhere cozy. Sony tried, the PSP was okay, but the vita shat itself for proprietary expensive parts. The Steamdeck is okay, a good first attempt, it's a handheld that can play heavily modded Skyrim and it's uncontested in that, but it's also frickhuge, so isn't really a handheld, as much as it is a household flexible system. The switch is a little guilty of this, but isn't as bad.
            The PS2 is about the best home consoles have done relative to computers at the time, and that was entirely on the back of tons of support for developers to make weird experimental shit, than anything about the PS2 specifically.

            Without piracy, the only things you miss out on with a PC and a Nintendo handheld are either the latest trashheap rebooted console exclusive graphicshomosexualry game that flounders against random shit on PC, or certain non-nintendo local multiplayer games, which are usually shitty knockoffs of the Nintendo versions anyways.
            With piracy, you have all that, too, and usually it works better anyways.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            No console has ever really held up by directly comparing to PC, but nobody has done handhelds as good and no nonsense as Nintendo. Sometimes you want to play a game on a plane, or while taking a shit, or just curled up somewhere cozy. Sony tried, the PSP was okay, but the vita shat itself for proprietary expensive parts. The Steamdeck is okay, a good first attempt, it's a handheld that can play heavily modded Skyrim and it's uncontested in that, but it's also frickhuge, so isn't really a handheld, as much as it is a household flexible system. The switch is a little guilty of this, but isn't as bad.
            The PS2 is about the best home consoles have done relative to computers at the time, and that was entirely on the back of tons of support for developers to make weird experimental shit, than anything about the PS2 specifically.

            Without piracy, the only things you miss out on with a PC and a Nintendo handheld are either the latest trashheap rebooted console exclusive graphicshomosexualry game that flounders against random shit on PC, or certain non-nintendo local multiplayer games, which are usually shitty knockoffs of the Nintendo versions anyways.
            With piracy, you have all that, too, and usually it works better anyways.

            I loved Nintendo at its SNES zenith but I just can't go out of the way for open world mmo sim zelda now or bing bing wahoo. Esp. since I like money more than burning it just to be a console pleb and can play anything actually good via emu.

            Console of any type is just a trap. The handheld argument for being out is legit but if I am out now I want to be out and away from computers probably drinking with preferably women. I don't even want to be looking at my phone.

            Piracy of the non-emu variety is also more costly to me in terms of time spent vs. just buying the occasional thing of quality on sale because my time to dig up and tweak and fiddle with crap is worth a lot more than the occasional sub 60 median 30 dollar buy. I do have some ethical qualms about it too since the original titan quest dev got burned by pirated review copies. Don't have any sympathy for devs that are pulling walled garden shit rather than just putting it on PC in a playable format either. I've bought the occasional capcom packaged rom thing with extra menus such as castlevania collections, being some on the gba I missed playing and this kind of thing even though I could have just done it all on emu.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Main moronation on Nintendo's part was to use an interface no one besides Rare and themselves knew how to code on. Had they went with more conventional CPUs instead of the SGI stuff, they would have had less problems.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Square falls apart like every other non-Nintendo publisher that tried to stay just with Nintendo, gets bought by Microsoft and you had Black lesbian cloud and transgender Barrette that much sooner. Enix likely wouldn't have merged with them in a world where they weren't dominating the PS and so Enix also fails and is bought by Microsoft or EA and you know what happens then.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mindbroke

    • 8 months ago
      nightoflies

      black lesbians? sign me the frick up

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitendo
    >rpg
    Go back.

    • 8 months ago
      nightoflies

      shitendo. lmfao. touch grass

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy keeps being a niche IP in the west since Nintendo didn't care for JRPGs and Sony were the ones behind the heavy marketing of FFVII in the west.

    SNES already had a smaller userbase than NES. The downward trend would've continued regardless.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This would've kept Final Fantasy from turning into trash. It's a shame.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony would have given up, and Playstation would not exist. The lack of CDs is the main reason RPGs all came out on Playstation rather than N64. When XBox arrived on the scene, we would have seen the emergence of dueling monopolies: east vs west, shooters and WRPGs vs family-friendly nintendo games and JRPGs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft probably wouldn't have entered the console race though.

      The entire reason the Xbox happened was because the PS2 worked as a DVD player, and Microsoft jumped into a burgeoning "PC" market to have a foot in the door to compete later.

      If the PS2 didn't play DVDs, Microsoft wouldn't have cared

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    CDs were a passing trend, cartridges have remained relevant

  10. 8 months ago
    nightoflies

    honestly if nintendo wasnt a bunch of moronic b***hes in a fricking cardboard box their devices would atleast be FRICKING 1080P like a normal fricking game console like SONY AND XBOX. peice of shit devs at nintendo can continue being morons, but who knows. they could pull a flip-swap and be a good console maker for once, but i think its highly unlikely

  11. 8 months ago
    nightoflies

    if you like nintendo you should kys

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