What if Ohio?
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reddit is down the hall and to the left.
trump heckin lost
thanks obama.
>needing to cheat to win instead of putting in effort
ishygddt
Only if the Champion is literally Lebron James and they mention him going to another region before becoming Champion there.
The fact UT is on there and not OSU is weird, and I say that as a UT grad.
A location that references Cedar Point
>including Bryan
>but not the main reason you would ever talk about it
Did they just pick towns based on how the names would fit into the map or something?
what would a pokemon region based in ohio look like?
it wouldn't ever get one because Ohio sucks and nothing cool or interesting ever happened there or to anyone from there ever in history.
Ohio used to be a lake so the region is filled with aquatic fossils, people find them everywhere and anywhere. There is also two noteworthy incidents, the river next to Cleveland caugh fire TWICE and once a man set free a bunch of exotic wild animals (Zanesville, 2011). It is also the birthplace of aviation and where most American astronauts come from. Finally, Intel wants to open a factory there to compete with Taiwan chip manufacturing- something that will use up the state's water resources and polute the nearby land as it gets urbanized. There are plenty of things from Ohio that can be used for an excting Pokémon adventure, not being able to realize that is a skill issue.
>first man to walk on the moon
>most presidents
>brothers who invented planes
You're a Michigangay, aren't you?
I think you got Ohio mixed up with Delaware
Delaware is generic East coast USA. There’s still a bit of big city new your flavor. Ohio has no flavor. If every state was a flavor of Gatorade, Ohio would be a glass of water.
Ohio created legends like LeBron and Jim brown. Wright Brothers. MGK. And more.
Fetishmon's region is ohio
Here are your Starters
>King's Island, Cedar Point, and Coney Island
>Cleveland's music scene
>Bustling sports scene, college and professional
>Shitloads of Devonian and Ordovician fossils
>Birthplace of Aviation
I never get why all the Ohio meme stuff happened. It's really not that bad.
Ohio meme exists because Ohio has no character as it’s own state. You know that generic American unspecified location that would be in a cartoon. That’s Ohio. Everyone talks in the most generic American accent and the things that make the state special are people doing things that go beyond the state.
Can't even be a pokemon trainer in ohio
Lol why the frick would they list that shithole Uhrichsville as if it were notable
Should be Vancouver island and the Olympic peninsula and the san Juans
Or
Louisiana bayou up floribama panhandle
>start in some bullshit small town in southeast Ohio
>Marietta.
First city. Maybe a bug gym because it’s decently close to mothman
>Zanesville.
No gym bullshit early town
>Newark.
The gym is that big dumb building shaped like a basket, Fairy type.
>Columbus
The big central city of the region. There’s a gym for later.
>Athens.
College town themed with lore. Hit up Serpent Mound while out there for main story bullshit. No gym
>Cincinnati
The gym is based on the Bengals, so Fire type I guess.
>Dayton
Psychic gym because of rumors of UFOs kept in the Air Force base. You also get fly here because of the Wright Brothers.
>Toledo.
Steel Type gym because it’s near Detroit.
>Akron
Flying gym because whatever
>Cleveland
Poison type gym based on how shitty Cleveland is.
>Columbus
Back for the final gym. Grass type for Buckeyes
>Elite Four
Cedar Point. Water type champion
The lake erie islands can serve as a post-game area like the sevii islands. Put-in-bay is where the post-game battle facility is.
>Putin Bay
Ohio is Russia?
>Our Pokemon aren't vaccinated! We're proud! It shows our freedom!
>Our statehouse invited PokeRFK Jr. to the Pokecapitol!
>WTF why do all of our Pokemon have Pokemeasles now
you guys have unova already, calm down now.
I don't think Ohio would be the next region, I think the following places have more chances to be the next American regions:
- California.
- Texas.
- Florida.
Your Ohio starters.
Choose wisely.
Fire Skunk
Ohio is just genetic America
I thought Alabama is the most american state in america?
GF doesn't even know Ohio exist. Like all non-Americans they'll only know about New York, California and Texas