>Victoria Rosenthal
Ah yes, the luminary author of the 'Official' Fallout, Destiny, Street Fighter, Halo, Pokémon & FFXIV Cookbooks. Her website is full of similar recipes. Honestly she just runs a recipe website fluffed with video games.
>Victoria Rosenthal
Ah yes, the luminary author of the 'Official' Fallout, Destiny, Street Fighter, Halo, Pokémon & FFXIV Cookbooks. Her website is full of similar recipes. Honestly she just runs a recipe website fluffed with video games.
The SF one is written from Dan's POV as he explores the world, each meal is based on a fighter's home country. I skimmed through it at a bookstore
you make it the same way you make most sodas: make a favored syrup and add it to carbonated water
tastes like a fruitier, tangier coca cola
skip the browning sauce use food coloring instead
the gimmick is that it's a 50's cookbook "addendum'd" by an aspiring post-war chef making substitutions for in game mutated ingredients
so no, it's not actual iguana but I guess you COULD use iguana as that's one of the few Fallout substitutions that actually exist irl
it is delicious with duck however but chicken works as well
ive never had eggnog before so this is probably a room temperature iq question, bouldnt wouldnt the milk curdle once you added the brandy? alcohol and dairy generally dont mix
it's raw egg, anon
you need to add the alcohol to kill the bacteria in the egg it's how it was dine since its inception
the only other way is to use pasteurized eggs
>moon sugar glaze
Nice
mix in crushed up vicodin and lsd with the sugar for a more lore-friendly effect
>Draws inspiration for his exquisite dishes from his surroundings and pivotal moments and experiences in his life >Include his famous "Snow crab" and "Potato cooked in the earth it was grown." >Exotic ingredients such as food-grade sawdust and fresh wallaby blood
I felt like you just handed me sacred texts
Is this book legitimate?
>trys to sell you shit for Television watch parties
not sure why they thought ruining the franchise with Black folk, israelites, trannies and feminists would be okay
>what in the actual frick is going on with this franchise? >franchise
the first game had a fun campaign for the time. fun multiplayer too but it was lan only so no one cared. second game had god tier multiplayer but shit campaign but who cared. thats it. thats all the halo worth playing. how anyone continued to care past those 2 games is beyond me
>recipes from across the galaxy
I mean, I guess its more marketable than "across the Orion Arm" which is where the game actually takes place, barring outliers like the Ark
The people who buy or make these things aren’t mega spergs that read the books and the deep lore of something intended as a Dudebro FPS with lasers and alien shit, like you, anon.
I considered myself a lore freak at one time for Halo and I never saw anything that referenced exactly how far from Earth any of the game's story took place besides the location of the Ark and I think a fan map of the positions of the Halo rings which from memory means only one of the two Halos we visit could have been in the Orion arm, if that map was accurate. It may have been based on that map visual from the end of Halo 2 as well which would give it some credibility.
Pretty good
All of the recipes are actually from the game
People meme on the "extreme trial" that's in it but it's just making puff pastry from scratch, which is ez if you have a food processor and functioning limbs
To be fair he's not wrong about some of the expectations of AAA software getting extremely hard to meet. The sheer number of platforms you have to deploy a game to at the moment for instance is absurd.
It's no defence for the issues with Infinite, though.
The audience expecting better and better graphics is the biggest culpable.
Ganker is also guilty of this, every time a trailer has an ugly tree, or a weird model, everyone goes into an autistic bild rage.
Studios have to hire houndreds of people just for the graphics, which means less focus on what actually matters, like gameplay, writing, design etc etc.
It's pretty telling that we're two years into the new hardware cycle and the only big budget next gen exclusive of any note is Ratchet & Clank, which has been out for something like a year and a half. It's a very pretty game, Insomniac do great work. But they're the only people doing this particular work.
I think we're reaching the point that until the tools to generate content improve significantly, the hardware is going to outpace the practicality of actually taking advantage of it.
>Americans chance upon making decent video games and loveable franchises once in a while. >The hypercapitalist business train slowly sucks each and every game and series of their soul within a decade or so.
You know this to be a true.
Microsoft is milking that sucker to the ground since reach
Master Chief's secret Chicken Pot Pie and Apple Cobbler recipes.
Eating Cortana's blueberry pie.
Oh, yeah. You just know the Covenant is feasting on those chocolate churros
You should have known it was over when they added the Black Lives Matter emblems to Halo MCC
>Victoria Rosenthal
Ah yes, the luminary author of the 'Official' Fallout, Destiny, Street Fighter, Halo, Pokémon & FFXIV Cookbooks. Her website is full of similar recipes. Honestly she just runs a recipe website fluffed with video games.
in all fairness I have the Fallout one and it works and the recipes are good
>Rosenthal
>Victoria Rosenthal
here's your goyslop gaymer!
?
what's the problem here
>pronouns
You
>He doesn't know
Enjoy your corn syrup and seed oils
what? it's a recipe book, not pre packaged food
If you're American you'll be consuming those regardless of whether you use a cookbook or not you schizo lmao
>she/her
>cookbook needs tie to video game franchise because why???
>Pokemon cookbook
Let me guess, no actual in-game meals?
Americans should be forbidden from publishing cookbooks
what the frick is this even supposed to mean
why is the food communicating
If she's such a fancy author for all these IPs shouldn't she have a business email address instead of a gmail one lol?
where's her Gothic meat bug ragout recipe? she's not a real cook unless she knows how to make it
for me, it's Thekla's stew
>street fighter cookbook
lol wut
teaches you how to bake a cake that looks like chun-li’s ass and juri’s feet
The SF one is written from Dan's POV as he explores the world, each meal is based on a fighter's home country. I skimmed through it at a bookstore
Dan's great and all, but why would you write a Street Fighter themed cookbook ij character as anyone but El Fuerte?
>~~*Rosenthal*~~
Oii veeey!
>Rosenthal
>milking a franchise dry
Lol I can just simply laugh at this point
>Rosenthal
>every single time
It's so… American.
Well yeah. Other countries haven't done shit since the 80s
Right, forgot everywhere else in the world only eats bugs and shit, based Americans making real food.
Yeah based American food events like roach-eating contests.
>A one off event for a theme park in Florida
Whereas markets in the middle east sell dried bugs. Yum yum.
Home cooked meals are american goyslop?
No it is gay slap
They're trying to copy the success of the Skyrim cookbook and failing miserably.
that one is also good although a lot more of the recipes are more "sunday dinner" kind of meals
I'll post whatever catches you'se guys' eyes
post nuka cola
you make it the same way you make most sodas: make a favored syrup and add it to carbonated water
tastes like a fruitier, tangier coca cola
skip the browning sauce use food coloring instead
do you have iguana on stick
the gimmick is that it's a 50's cookbook "addendum'd" by an aspiring post-war chef making substitutions for in game mutated ingredients
so no, it's not actual iguana but I guess you COULD use iguana as that's one of the few Fallout substitutions that actually exist irl
it is delicious with duck however but chicken works as well
Iguana-on-a-stick is people, by the way.
only the iguana bits
the sweetrolls
Bethesda handed those out as a promotion for SSE at some events. I don't even remember how it was, but I have had one.
these look sweet
Gimme some o dat SWEET NOG muhfudder
I see we got a filthy nogger in the thread
enjoy slurping on this thick, protein-filled beverage
ive never had eggnog before so this is probably a room temperature iq question, bouldnt wouldnt the milk curdle once you added the brandy? alcohol and dairy generally dont mix
it's raw egg, anon
you need to add the alcohol to kill the bacteria in the egg it's how it was dine since its inception
the only other way is to use pasteurized eggs
mix in crushed up vicodin and lsd with the sugar for a more lore-friendly effect
Or just use non-american eggs.
>moon sugar glaze
Nice
If you're still around, post juniper berry mead please.
the meads are pretty damn quick for mead, which is why the mead I question
usually you let mead age fir a good long while
you use the quick mead recipe for the base and the juniper berry page is the additional additives
Literally everyone and everything has a cookbook these days
How many recipes involve pot?
A few :^)
to be fair, coolio not only did it first but did it way better. pretty good chicken recipe in it.
racist cuckold
wat
>best cookbook ever
>will never be back in print
>Draws inspiration for his exquisite dishes from his surroundings and pivotal moments and experiences in his life
>Include his famous "Snow crab" and "Potato cooked in the earth it was grown."
>Exotic ingredients such as food-grade sawdust and fresh wallaby blood
I felt like you just handed me sacred texts
Is this book legitimate?
>trys to sell you shit for Television watch parties
not sure why they thought ruining the franchise with Black folk, israelites, trannies and feminists would be okay
343 beat a dead horse into a pulp and is now proceeding to rape the pile of rotten flesh
>what in the actual frick is going on with this franchise?
>franchise
the first game had a fun campaign for the time. fun multiplayer too but it was lan only so no one cared. second game had god tier multiplayer but shit campaign but who cared. thats it. thats all the halo worth playing. how anyone continued to care past those 2 games is beyond me
Is there any instance in the games or books where someone eats a burger?
I remember there being a food court in odst
Yes, the Official™ Halo© Cookbook®
That burger looks bland and dry, and way too tall.
what appeals to redditors and stupid looking burgers you cant even pick up with your hand
the Novelty™ and Aesthetic™ perfectly combining for the ultimate Twitter™ post pulling in thousands of Retweets™ and Likes™
Moa burgers are advertised in Reach. There might be burgers on Pillar of Autumn's mess hall menu iirc
Burgers are advertised on the multilayer map Boardwalk in Reach
Game cookbooks are fun. Frick you.
Shut up, prostitute.
>MASTER CHURRO, DO YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING ON THAT SHIP?
>SIR *chewing noises* FINISHING THIS BITE
lul
>Master Chef, you mind telling me what you're doing doing with that dip?
>Sir, finishing these fries.
Any opinions on WoW cookbook?
pretty decent
I'd totally buy a vanillaware cookbook
So are they gonna put dragons crown on steam or is it just lost to the annals of time
>Harpy egg omelette
>recipes from across the galaxy
>they're recipes i can get at the restaurant across the street
Galaxy can mean anything within your imagination!
anyone got a pdf of some of these books. i'm curious to the recipes only
>what in the actual frick
> actual
Frick off
What in the freaking frick is going on guys
what the fizzity uck is happening here?
>make bartered fish
HEY DUDE YOU JUST MADE SAREGHETTI SPAGHETTI!
>Make Raspberry wienertail
HAHA DO YOU LIKE OUR UGNAUGHT PERIOD JUICE, ENHANCED WITH A BUT OF HUMAN ALCOHOL?!
>Hey, these churros looks pretty nice, I wonder…
HAHA JAY KAY (J (just kidding) k), DO YOU LIKE BRUTE PENIS COVERED IN REACH’S VERY OWN CANE SUGAR?!
YUM YUM! EAT UP, SPARTAN! FINISH THE PLATE! HEHE! THE ONLY TRUTH YOU SHOULD BE KILLING HERE, IS. THE TRUTH OF HOW HUNGRY YOU ARE!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOH OOOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I'll have the Flood Soufflé
>recipes from across the galaxy
I mean, I guess its more marketable than "across the Orion Arm" which is where the game actually takes place, barring outliers like the Ark
The people who buy or make these things aren’t mega spergs that read the books and the deep lore of something intended as a Dudebro FPS with lasers and alien shit, like you, anon.
you lore guys are something else.
I considered myself a lore freak at one time for Halo and I never saw anything that referenced exactly how far from Earth any of the game's story took place besides the location of the Ark and I think a fan map of the positions of the Halo rings which from memory means only one of the two Halos we visit could have been in the Orion arm, if that map was accurate. It may have been based on that map visual from the end of Halo 2 as well which would give it some credibility.
Win an action packed trip to New Mombasa
tell me about her early life
Would you eat out her fishy, onions sauce-absorbed, triangular onigiri?
That's a jelly doughnut
>Onions
Every time
just milking the cow dry
>Halo Cookbook
Regret. Regret. Regret. Regret....
What's her FFXIV cookbook like? That one's actually justified seeing as there are so many dishes and foods in game.
Pretty good
All of the recipes are actually from the game
People meme on the "extreme trial" that's in it but it's just making puff pastry from scratch, which is ez if you have a food processor and functioning limbs
the Skyrim cookbook seems based ngl. sorry i mean, low key bussin fr on god
this guy is an actual 343 employee these are his reasons why infinite sucks he says games are harder to make now kek the absolute state
To be fair he's not wrong about some of the expectations of AAA software getting extremely hard to meet. The sheer number of platforms you have to deploy a game to at the moment for instance is absurd.
It's no defence for the issues with Infinite, though.
>defence
go back to london homie
The audience expecting better and better graphics is the biggest culpable.
Ganker is also guilty of this, every time a trailer has an ugly tree, or a weird model, everyone goes into an autistic bild rage.
Studios have to hire houndreds of people just for the graphics, which means less focus on what actually matters, like gameplay, writing, design etc etc.
dont support his bullshit. they had 7 years and 500 million us dollars
I am talking about him being right on the industry in general, as far as halo goes they are just a bunch of gays.
It's pretty telling that we're two years into the new hardware cycle and the only big budget next gen exclusive of any note is Ratchet & Clank, which has been out for something like a year and a half. It's a very pretty game, Insomniac do great work. But they're the only people doing this particular work.
I think we're reaching the point that until the tools to generate content improve significantly, the hardware is going to outpace the practicality of actually taking advantage of it.
Are you guys normally this uptight about non issue bullshit like this cookbook? Or is it just because it’s Halo?
there's been vidya cookbook threads before, the Halo one however just released so there you go
G_Y
SL_P
Hey goyim it’s your local israelite rosenthal here please enjoy your halo themed goyslops you stupid fricking animals
tfw somebody doesn't know what a cookbook is.
>Dishonored cookbook never
Feels bad
>jellied eel
>whale meat
>rat skewers
>hagfish
yum
~~*Rosenthal*~~
>what in the actual frick is going on with this franchise?
It's either:
A) Being run into the ground on purpose
B) Being run by complete morons
This shit is so stupid but if it gets even one person to try cooking who wouldn't have otherwise, that's cool.
I enjoyed Master Chief's Mega Cheesy Chips 'n' Chicken
I've been wanting to make a Halo fangame so I can take over the franchise.
>MAKE FRICKING HALO INFINITE CONTENT REEEEE
No, here's arbiter pancakes. frick you
WHEEEEEEEERES MYYYYYYYY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>When you first saw the onion rings, were you blinded by their majesty?
>Americans chance upon making decent video games and loveable franchises once in a while.
>The hypercapitalist business train slowly sucks each and every game and series of their soul within a decade or so.
You know this to be a true.
Money milky-way
I had no idea that book stores had entire shelves just for video game art books.
>books
>bookstores
The sooner we get rid of these things, the better society will be.
Seethe illiterate.
JEGAAAAAA!!!
i havent played infinite nor care that much
but this guy in the cutscenes or early trailers looked like absolute expressive halo2 kino
The people in charge give zero fricks and treat it like making an industrial product like toilet paper or plastic cups
Cookbooks are harmless, don't get your panties in a twist
Yes, they are harmless, comply and do not question
>It's just random brown people food and the moa burger from Halo Reach
>No made-up Covenant food
I don't even remember Halo featuring food, why would it need a cookbook?
Made the Mirelurk Crab Cakes from this book recently, easy to make and tastes pretty good.
JEGGGAAAAAAA IVE ONLY EATEN 1,500 CHOCOLATE SUNDAES 4,500 PANCAKE STACKS 3,700 CHICKEN SANDWICHES 8,999 FUDGE BROWNIES 4,500 FRIED CHICKEN BUCKETS 2,700 SCRAMBLED EGGS 3,400 DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS 1,100 ICE CREAM CAKES 2,900 BARBECUED RIB RACKS 5,400 TRIPLE PATTY HAMBURGERS 10,245 XL FRENCH FRIES 2,300 MILKSHAKES AND 5 CEASAR SALADS
IM GONA FRICKING STTTAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!