It's not cuckoldry, being chosen by Lady Mineru as sexual servant is a honor, but it's impossible that only one hylian man can't satisfy her after a long day of study and experiments
I fricking love monkeys tbh. The only people against them are racist muttmericans.
P.S.: Nessa is Indian. Indians think monkeys are sacred/cool. Blacks hate monkeys for some reason.
I hate primates in real life because of their uncanny resemblances to humanity. A majority of them are also deranged and often resort to cannibalism and sadism. Gorillas might be the only exemption to this. A child fell into a gorilla enclosure (not the Harambe shit) and the alpha inspected him and then looked after him. If it was a chimp, bonobo, mandrill or orangutan he would have been torn to pieces.
Primates are fricking dope, frick you. homies used to hang out and literally eat bananas in the bamboo forest when I visited India.
They chill in hot springs in the snowy mountains in Japan.
Fricking love those cute little homies like you wouldn't believe.
Everywhere in the east loves them and portrays them as clever and fun.
Only in America are they looked upon like fricking Black folk or whatever.
11 months ago
Anonymous
you don't see Americans stabbing little baby monkeys to death in cages buddy
11 months ago
Anonymous
no, they just order those movies online from SEAdogs. still wondering who Mr.Ape is and why they aren't releasing his name, because of "safety concerns"
11 months ago
Anonymous
asking the right questions. why are they naming everyone BUT that homosexual?
11 months ago
Anonymous
>some right wing chud >40 yo Grandma >but Mr Ape's name can'T be mentioned because of safety concerns.
Hunter Biden, would you please show us your laptop
11 months ago
Anonymous
Guessing it’s something in this ballpark. Someone with a decent amount of power and influence who could turn this whole thing into a massive shitshow if revealed.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Also, fun fact:
Indians fricking love and worship basically all animals, and all of them have positive/fun connotations in speech.
But calling someone (especially a woman) a dog in our language is... probably even more offensive/disrespectful than calling someone a "Black person" in English.
It's not nearly as severe, but I know it's a popular insult in Vietnam as well.
11 months ago
Anonymous
One more fun fact:
In America, you might say something like "they get along like cats and dogs"
In Japan, they say "they get along like dogs and monkeys"
No idea what to say about this one tbh @.@
11 months ago
Anonymous
Momotaro myth
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Indians love animals
We know.
11 months ago
Anonymous
we took them out from their natural environment, that's why they are going bananas burning Starbucks n sheet
I fricking love monkeys tbh. The only people against them are racist muttmericans.
P.S.: Nessa is Indian. Indians think monkeys are sacred/cool. Blacks hate monkeys for some reason.
humans are literally monkey/ratpeople
nonhuman humanoids are unironically what aliens are
your anthropocentric bias rotted your brain
you probably think aliens are humans with tumors and skin cancer or incoherent eldritch abominations
>that pic
Humans have even done that to other humans, though. Whenever you've had a group of people land somewhere inhabited by another group of people that is visually distinct, they do the exact same thing. It isn't even anthropocentric. It's purely in-group and exposure.
Humans are self-destructive and their biases/prejudices know no bounds, yes.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Not really.
Our "differences" are only really brought to notice by generational conditioning, which itself is the result of elite propaganda, which itself is a tool used by those in positions of power to keep the under-privileged divided amongst themselves where they are less of a threat to the abundance enjoyed by the bourgeoisie.
Racism keeps the poor poor and the rich rich.
Simple as.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Higher up, elites, whatever you want to call them, are still human.
Humans made these cesspools we call societies, and, because this isn't the way you actually do/build things, it'll abruptly change through more blood, or, implode.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Higher up, elites, whatever you want to call them, are still human. >actually believing this
AIbot post.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>because this isn't the way you actually do/build things
Oh, so tell me wise guy how are things supposed to be build then?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Some form of universal basic income would be nice, to start.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah let's disregard the fact that we're primates who's affinity for proactive violence against group outsiders is even higher and more intense than chimpanzees.
For me it was Final Fantasy 9.
My family had the artbook, so I wound up seeing what the Burmecians were supposed to look like within those PS1 graphics. And realizing that a badass like Freya Crescent looked like that under her massive dragoon overcoat gave me a little boy boner.
The actual dragons use goats as a facial reference, and Rauru is plainly based on them, but there are still too many distinctions to disqualify Zonai from being concisely defined as just goats. Mineru also has absolutely no caprine traits to speak of anyway. Whether you choose to interpret that has sexual dimorphism or just a trait unique to her is for you to decide, although I will mention that Naydra, Dinraal and Farosh are all confirmed females.
Guys I think porn and hentai rotted my brain a little. A few years ago I would call this pic furry garbage with a genuine look and feeling of disgust and just move on. But now eh......that slim waist......that exposed tummy......I don't.
Fricking Japan, anons I'm actually scared a little, how do I stop this disease from spreading further?
There is absolutely nothing wrong with pining for a pretty design, depravity or no.
Guys I think porn and hentai rotted my brain a little. A few years ago I would call this pic furry garbage with a genuine look and feeling of disgust and just move on. But now eh......that slim waist......that exposed tummy......I don't.
Fricking Japan, anons I'm actually scared a little, how do I stop this disease from spreading further?
Rather than nofap shouldn't you just stop exposing yourself to such things (and actively look for them).
I feel like if I do nofap for a week I'll just have an even stronger urge to cook to degenerate stuff
This. Humans have been fetishizing, in this case very literally, the aspect of anthropomorphic animals since before the days of Mesopotamia, and likely much earlier.
>caring about what other people think regarding fetishes as banal or inoffensive as this
You're like Lisa Simpson thinking eating one grape is a criminal offense.
It could be worse. I thought twink link and femboys were homosexual shit since the beginning. Now, I literally fap to hentai of twink link/femboys/shotas getting fricked.
I literally don't consider myself gay whatsoever though. And I am and will always be vehemently against futa, and have always considered it insanely gay and troony-tier.
dick = male
pussy = female
simple as. your gender studies pseudoscience does not override biology
11 months ago
Anonymous
So if I cut my dick off I'm what?
11 months ago
Anonymous
a male with a broken dick
11 months ago
Anonymous
troony
11 months ago
Anonymous
That man from Ghostbusters who has no dick.
11 months ago
Anonymous
It's funny how you talk about biology while knowing nothing about it
11 months ago
Anonymous
A female who takes male hormones and blocks her female ones while working out will look very manly, manlier than you I imagine. Some even become hairy.
So you're saying finding "her" attractive isn't gay because she has a pussy? Wow you sure are intelligent!
11 months ago
Anonymous
no, you would just have weird fricking taste, if you still want to frick her in the pussy. if you wished she had a dick, then yeah, you gay.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I don't know if you're like this because you genuinely believe what you're saying or because you don't want to admit your reasoning is dumb but wow.
I can't believe you think pic rel. is a female and not gay to have sex with.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'd think you'd have to be bi-curious or fried your brain with fetishes to stick your dick into something like that even if there was pussy involved, but even so, you a man? you want dick? you gay.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Female dick is not gay anon, its feminine
11 months ago
Anonymous
Still gay
11 months ago
Anonymous
Why? Because its a penis shape?
If your gf pegs you is gay too?
11 months ago
Anonymous
>gf pegging you is gay
Pretty much
11 months ago
Anonymous
>having sex with a woman is gay
There we have it, I accept your concession.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>having rubber shit shoved up your ass constitutes as having sex
I accept your concession.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Dude, i wouldn't let my gf or any other woman, frick my ass. That is gay as shit.
11 months ago
Anonymous
If you accept that gayness is related to whos doing the penetration then its obvious that making traps your women is not gay, this is the position of romans and ancient greeks
11 months ago
Anonymous
No.
11 months ago
Anonymous
It baffles my mind how hard some homies try to say its gay or not for liking futa, if you beat your dick to futas what fricking deference does it make at that point?
t. jacks off almost exclusively to futa
11 months ago
Anonymous
They're mindbroken by society and its labels
11 months ago
Anonymous
I dont hate fetishes on their own just the people who spam them. Futagays would hate if /trash/‘s racebait fetish general showed up in their threads or if bronies showed up in the daily Tifa Lockhart jerkoff thread. If you like scat or futa then stay in your own lane.
11 months ago
Anonymous
it’s fine every once in a while but 24x7 cucktroon erp generals are tiresome
11 months ago
Anonymous
Classic
11 months ago
Anonymous
That's talking about traps, not futas. Dummy!
11 months ago
Anonymous
That anon sounds like a massive homosexual and not even because he sucked dick
11 months ago
Anonymous
Why'd I have to be bi-curious to find a female attractive?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Link isn't a female.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Quite an observation there, I wasn't aware Link was female! Since you're so good at perceiving things, could you show me where I mentioned Link?
11 months ago
Anonymous
lmao every trapgay jerks off to Link you fricking homo
11 months ago
Anonymous
I never talked about traps, what are you even on about? How broken are you?
It's ok to have the occasional fascination and fap to nonhuman creatures, even furry. It's when you completely stop being attracted to IRL women that you have an actual problem and should consider abstaining from masturbation until your sexuality recovers and girls look hot again. That's one reason people do nofap.
>What if Tears of the Kingdom released in 2005?
i would have been screaming yiff in hell furgays, and complaining about homosexuals, while secretly having gay sex with cute emo boys.
This, at the end of the day it’s still a humanoid female body, therefore anyone who doesn’t like anthro women is a massive homosexual, and this is coming from someone who likes men
Not to mention that the guy running that shitshow had a furrytroonypedo living as his roommate, and working as his "animator". Imagine actually PAYING to post on their forums. I can see the SA influence and overlap, but they were a fricking joke on their best of days.
this site is abandonware with an absentee owner, can’t even be arsed to do a real april fools anymore, stuck in pre-obama time thinking furries are worse than cucktroon discord pedos
It never dawned on me because that movie was 10 years ago. You are right.
Kids back then are old enough to post, teens back then have been converted to furries.
I wasn't as interested in the internet as a whole back then then I'm now so i had no idea of the influence. I only noticed the rise of Judy hops porn
a lot of Gen K tried to warn us about this stuff at the time but nobody would listen to them. now we have the damage setting in and everybody thought it was natural human progression.
if you think a company like Disney made a movie like this without doing any kind of marketing research behind the scenes (and during development) then you need to play some serious catchup when it comes to understanding corporate economics. The company had its tentacles in nearly every facet of society. Its even worse now because normalgays weren't educated enough to know better and now we're paying the price for it.
humans are literally monkey/ratpeople
nonhuman humanoids are unironically what aliens are
your anthropocentric bias rotted your brain
you probably think aliens are humans with tumors and skin cancer or incoherent eldritch abominations
[...]
If you have an attention span larger than a goldfish, read this.
>bashes Abrahamic religions because it toyed with anthro symbolism >fails to acknowledge that even the Orthodox Church has mythos regarding Dog Saints in its history
What now anon?
You can't call yourself an ubermensch Bible thumper trying to save humanity and then go out of your way saying that anthro symbols are lebad when they're supposed to be a way for people to reconnect and love nature (even if it might go too far at times).
Clear the air a bit and lets hear what you have to 'really' say.
10 years ago we still had fat tit women in western vidya
the abdication of attractive average women in vidya has caused gamers to become increasingly fetishistic as a result, since fetish designs have long been considered safe horny
>like look at this thread what is this gross snout shit
snouts are cute though
11 months ago
Anonymous
if they are drawn properly on a character made for it yes
if it's another very mediocre at best picture of a character that doesn't have it normally then hell fricking no
our attraction to fictitious animals is a result of fringe communities of human's being shamed out of liking animalistic human's and associating them with things like homosexuality and inceldom, when if anything, they just want to return to nature.
naturally, furshit would become more popular the more removed we are as humans from our animal cores. the reason for this is because the msm demonises women especially for this when if anything, a lot of these people are mainly autistic and looking for other avenues of a human connection.
i actually kinda get that. at least for 3D art.
3D smut cannot get good looking genitalia or nipples so the crops actually look better than rubber dicks or rock hard veganas
They were thinking I would be influenced to buy the game if I saw this picture on the internet, and they were right. I at least already wanted to play the game.
Yo, here. You should get some bro. Yesterday at a pretty rad pawn shop I got two barber dimes, three mercury dimes (one uncirculated), two stanging liberty quarters, a Canadian 80% quarter, and sterling 3 and 6 pence coins for $36 total.
Guys I think porn and hentai rotted my brain a little. A few years ago I would call this pic furry garbage with a genuine look and feeling of disgust and just move on. But now eh......that slim waist......that exposed tummy......I don't.
Fricking Japan, anons I'm actually scared a little, how do I stop this disease from spreading further?
Her body looks nothing like that in-game.
Sounds like someone didn't unlock the 15 minute sex scene.
I pity him, honestly
>15 minutes
>he didn't get the Wet version
>He didn't unlock the 3 hour secret directors cut of the scene that you can only watch after 100% the game
She looks like she has a harem of hylian men
The Sheikah had to come from somewhere
>Immediately thinks about some kind of cuckoldry situation
It's not cuckoldry, being chosen by Lady Mineru as sexual servant is a honor, but it's impossible that only one hylian man can't satisfy her after a long day of study and experiments
hylian breeding
What's with the sudden and widespread rise of zoophilia as of late?
>humanoid
>zoophilia
Doesn't matter, it still has animal features. You wouldn't frick a monkey, would you?
I'd frick a monkey if Nintendo designed it (Tiny Kong).
>You wouldn't frick a monkey, would you?
Anon.... I..
apes are ugly.
but if a big cat could pass the harkness test I would (and so would you)
>they always spit her back up by the end
I mean why not
RETVRN
oo....oook oooK OOOK aA AA AAA AAA AAA
Monke
>You wouldn't frick a monkey, would you?
Well...
Humans are animals and other animals (horses and fricking ostriches) have found us attractive.
>that Orangutan in a prostitute house
>You wouldn't frick a monkey, would you?
Where the frick do you think you are?
I fricking love monkeys tbh. The only people against them are racist muttmericans.
P.S.: Nessa is Indian. Indians think monkeys are sacred/cool. Blacks hate monkeys for some reason.
lol
I hate primates in real life because of their uncanny resemblances to humanity. A majority of them are also deranged and often resort to cannibalism and sadism. Gorillas might be the only exemption to this. A child fell into a gorilla enclosure (not the Harambe shit) and the alpha inspected him and then looked after him. If it was a chimp, bonobo, mandrill or orangutan he would have been torn to pieces.
Primates are fricking dope, frick you. homies used to hang out and literally eat bananas in the bamboo forest when I visited India.
They chill in hot springs in the snowy mountains in Japan.
Fricking love those cute little homies like you wouldn't believe.
Everywhere in the east loves them and portrays them as clever and fun.
Only in America are they looked upon like fricking Black folk or whatever.
you don't see Americans stabbing little baby monkeys to death in cages buddy
no, they just order those movies online from SEAdogs. still wondering who Mr.Ape is and why they aren't releasing his name, because of "safety concerns"
asking the right questions. why are they naming everyone BUT that homosexual?
>some right wing chud
>40 yo Grandma
>but Mr Ape's name can'T be mentioned because of safety concerns.
Hunter Biden, would you please show us your laptop
Guessing it’s something in this ballpark. Someone with a decent amount of power and influence who could turn this whole thing into a massive shitshow if revealed.
Also, fun fact:
Indians fricking love and worship basically all animals, and all of them have positive/fun connotations in speech.
But calling someone (especially a woman) a dog in our language is... probably even more offensive/disrespectful than calling someone a "Black person" in English.
It's not nearly as severe, but I know it's a popular insult in Vietnam as well.
One more fun fact:
In America, you might say something like "they get along like cats and dogs"
In Japan, they say "they get along like dogs and monkeys"
No idea what to say about this one tbh @.@
Momotaro myth
>Indians love animals
We know.
we took them out from their natural environment, that's why they are going bananas burning Starbucks n sheet
>I hate them because they look and act like me
I would hold her nandsfeet and share my banana
Anon has clearly never entered a Bloons thread before.
humans are literally monkey/ratpeople
nonhuman humanoids are unironically what aliens are
your anthropocentric bias rotted your brain
you probably think aliens are humans with tumors and skin cancer or incoherent eldritch abominations
the left can't meme
or the right can't read
And then humans fricked them because anthro women frick human men.
The End.
>that pic
Humans have even done that to other humans, though. Whenever you've had a group of people land somewhere inhabited by another group of people that is visually distinct, they do the exact same thing. It isn't even anthropocentric. It's purely in-group and exposure.
Humans are self-destructive and their biases/prejudices know no bounds, yes.
Not really.
Our "differences" are only really brought to notice by generational conditioning, which itself is the result of elite propaganda, which itself is a tool used by those in positions of power to keep the under-privileged divided amongst themselves where they are less of a threat to the abundance enjoyed by the bourgeoisie.
Racism keeps the poor poor and the rich rich.
Simple as.
Higher up, elites, whatever you want to call them, are still human.
Humans made these cesspools we call societies, and, because this isn't the way you actually do/build things, it'll abruptly change through more blood, or, implode.
>Higher up, elites, whatever you want to call them, are still human.
>actually believing this
AIbot post.
>because this isn't the way you actually do/build things
Oh, so tell me wise guy how are things supposed to be build then?
Some form of universal basic income would be nice, to start.
Oh yeah let's disregard the fact that we're primates who's affinity for proactive violence against group outsiders is even higher and more intense than chimpanzees.
Posting pictures like these make you look like an unhinged skizo.
No but I might a horse
I'd let dogs and horses frick me, maybe pigs and bulls but very unsure on those.
Yes I frick black chicks
sexy monke
got to start with hand holding and work your way to nuzzling and then cuddling.
>got to start with hand holding
well that's exactly what he did
>You wouldn't frick a monkey, would you?
She's a fricking goat woman.
Is Johnny Bravo the ultimate HMOFA Chad? His most successful dates and encounters were with animal women.
lucky sob
She was such a keeper, JB missed out
reminds me of the /k/ story about the guy who had a struggle snuggle with a doe.
idk ask the white women who have sex with livestock and darkies
Peeps that saw Space Jam as kids are now all grown up and corrupted
For me it was Final Fantasy 9.
My family had the artbook, so I wound up seeing what the Burmecians were supposed to look like within those PS1 graphics. And realizing that a badass like Freya Crescent looked like that under her massive dragoon overcoat gave me a little boy boner.
shes beautiful
I wanna smooch the everloving frick out of this rat
>.gif
god fricking dammit I fall for it everytime. Why do you motherfrickers always sneak one of them in every?
Cartoons and their consquences have been a disaster for the human race
>as of late
Like the past 1000 years or what? define late
Blame spyro and her sexy witch bunny
I wish, Elora and maybe Cynder steal all of Bianca's spotlight.
I've only played ps1 spyro.
>Sudden
Ganker has been the furry board since before your mom stopped breast feeding you, tourist.
It's how pedos groom children
>Australian
Opinion discarded.
actual cringiest shit i’ve ever read
The earliest depictions of angels were monsters with animal heads
If you have an attention span larger than a goldfish, read this.
White woman website.
this site has no white women but millions of brown third worlders
It's a white woman world, baby.
It's the right kind of diversity
I cant believe it took me 5 minutes of staring at this to get that it was a reference to Peter Cottaintail.
She was very damp with sitting on my lap
>as of late
who the frick ARE you?
you want the honest answer?
easiest taboo to legalize
lack of sex among zoomer males is causing them to get turned on by literally anything that has slight curves and a vaguely enough woman shape
>projection: the post
>sudden
preach brother
>suddenly
>ai
>the first non shit Mineru fanart is actually AI shit
The absolute state of real artists
what do you mean anon?
Game?! She's a cutie
TotK
She looks like she fricks human men.
>men
Boys
>face looks like grandma
>body looks like teenager
what sorcery is this?!
fur covering the imperfections of aging
I picture her being 40 at most
It's hard to ascribe age to a fricking meerkat.
Are we really supposed think these are dragons and not goats?
The actual dragons use goats as a facial reference, and Rauru is plainly based on them, but there are still too many distinctions to disqualify Zonai from being concisely defined as just goats. Mineru also has absolutely no caprine traits to speak of anyway. Whether you choose to interpret that has sexual dimorphism or just a trait unique to her is for you to decide, although I will mention that Naydra, Dinraal and Farosh are all confirmed females.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with pining for a pretty design, depravity or no.
Guys I think porn and hentai rotted my brain a little. A few years ago I would call this pic furry garbage with a genuine look and feeling of disgust and just move on. But now eh......that slim waist......that exposed tummy......I don't.
Fricking Japan, anons I'm actually scared a little, how do I stop this disease from spreading further?
do nofap, at least for a few weeks. if you cant get yourself to do that, at least reduce the cooming gradually
Rather than nofap shouldn't you just stop exposing yourself to such things (and actively look for them).
I feel like if I do nofap for a week I'll just have an even stronger urge to cook to degenerate stuff
>A few years ago I would call this pic furry garbage
you were brainwashed by normiedom.
Sex with animal women is normal
This. Humans have been fetishizing, in this case very literally, the aspect of anthropomorphic animals since before the days of Mesopotamia, and likely much earlier.
>caring about what other people think regarding fetishes as banal or inoffensive as this
You're like Lisa Simpson thinking eating one grape is a criminal offense.
NO KITTY. DON'T BE SAD.
I used to think hentai was gross, traps were gross and most furry porn was gross.
Only the last part of that still remains, barely, because furry porn is just shit hentai. The quality is just terrible.
You just don't know the right artists.
No I do.
But they are rare.
technically hentai is just shit furry porn because anime art is just Disney art but simpler
Just succumb to the temptations and choke your trouser snake out a few times today
>"B-bros......I..I think I'm sexually attracted to feminine features on drawings...I'm scawed!"
Holy shit either have a nice day or grow up
It could be worse. I thought twink link and femboys were homosexual shit since the beginning. Now, I literally fap to hentai of twink link/femboys/shotas getting fricked.
I literally don't consider myself gay whatsoever though. And I am and will always be vehemently against futa, and have always considered it insanely gay and troony-tier.
I'm pretty much ok with dagasi's stuff. Those images with riko, reg and nanachi all getting fricked together is my favorite of his.
>faps to men with dicks
>but thinks fapping to women with dicks is gay
Trapgays are braindead, old news, get over it and don't give them attention
>men with dicks
so...men? 100% gay.
>women with dicks
so...men? again, 100% gay.
Do you know what a clit is?
Being gay has nothing to do with dicks, it's got to do with being with a male you dimwit
dick = male
pussy = female
simple as. your gender studies pseudoscience does not override biology
So if I cut my dick off I'm what?
a male with a broken dick
troony
That man from Ghostbusters who has no dick.
It's funny how you talk about biology while knowing nothing about it
A female who takes male hormones and blocks her female ones while working out will look very manly, manlier than you I imagine. Some even become hairy.
So you're saying finding "her" attractive isn't gay because she has a pussy? Wow you sure are intelligent!
no, you would just have weird fricking taste, if you still want to frick her in the pussy. if you wished she had a dick, then yeah, you gay.
I don't know if you're like this because you genuinely believe what you're saying or because you don't want to admit your reasoning is dumb but wow.
I can't believe you think pic rel. is a female and not gay to have sex with.
I'd think you'd have to be bi-curious or fried your brain with fetishes to stick your dick into something like that even if there was pussy involved, but even so, you a man? you want dick? you gay.
Female dick is not gay anon, its feminine
Still gay
Why? Because its a penis shape?
If your gf pegs you is gay too?
>gf pegging you is gay
Pretty much
>having sex with a woman is gay
There we have it, I accept your concession.
>having rubber shit shoved up your ass constitutes as having sex
I accept your concession.
Dude, i wouldn't let my gf or any other woman, frick my ass. That is gay as shit.
If you accept that gayness is related to whos doing the penetration then its obvious that making traps your women is not gay, this is the position of romans and ancient greeks
No.
It baffles my mind how hard some homies try to say its gay or not for liking futa, if you beat your dick to futas what fricking deference does it make at that point?
t. jacks off almost exclusively to futa
They're mindbroken by society and its labels
I dont hate fetishes on their own just the people who spam them. Futagays would hate if /trash/‘s racebait fetish general showed up in their threads or if bronies showed up in the daily Tifa Lockhart jerkoff thread. If you like scat or futa then stay in your own lane.
it’s fine every once in a while but 24x7 cucktroon erp generals are tiresome
Classic
That's talking about traps, not futas. Dummy!
That anon sounds like a massive homosexual and not even because he sucked dick
Why'd I have to be bi-curious to find a female attractive?
Link isn't a female.
Quite an observation there, I wasn't aware Link was female! Since you're so good at perceiving things, could you show me where I mentioned Link?
lmao every trapgay jerks off to Link you fricking homo
I never talked about traps, what are you even on about? How broken are you?
>Imagine being at the point where you think jacking off to men is less gay than jacking off to a female hermaphrodite
I was like this until I went to japan on vacation and fricked a trap escort. Been cured ever since.
It's ok to have the occasional fascination and fap to nonhuman creatures, even furry. It's when you completely stop being attracted to IRL women that you have an actual problem and should consider abstaining from masturbation until your sexuality recovers and girls look hot again. That's one reason people do nofap.
I rarely jerk off (a few times a year) and I find pic rel. attractive if I imagine she's a she and is intelligent
Any favorite pics of her?
Sadly all the images of her are basically the same, just in a different "version".
I see, what's her name. And what do you find attractive on her?
you have a dopamine fried brain from consuming too much porn
>a dopamine fried brain from consuming too much porn
Doesn't apply to me.
>le feminine humanoid with conventionally attractive figures....is le hot????
still would
they were thinking about making my peepee become the big peepee.
>torso isn't stupidly long
immersion ruined
Would be better if it wasn't a full on gangbang. Still good but personal sex between lovers is better.
I was trying to figure out why she's radiating so much erotic energy until I figured out her in game model has resting sex face
Hylian men are so lucky...
that face, that damn face
Is pretty hot
Please don't tell me this is dude.
she's a big sister
gay
I tell you thats a female
>I tell you thats a female
anything is a female if you're gay enough
It's a female (female)
oh her legs are short
Everone in BotW and TotK has short legs, especially Zoras.
She's about 7"6' though so those 'short' legs arent really, she just has a giraffe torso
imagine princess-carrying her
Imagine her feet
Guys, how do i get a zonai girlfriend?
All the normies in this thread...
Imagine not finding picrel attractive
When the official Twitter account finally posts about her, people are gonna flip out just like they did for Rauru
How did people flip out exactly?
dozens of horny japanese comments
How does Nintendo create banger after banger with each new female character?
Monolith Soft's influence.
I'd frick that
Tell me about Mineru! Why does she wear her loincloth so dangerously low?!
She's a tall goat
For you
>normie
Go back homosexual
>no female sexual characteristics
Not everybody is a gay like you anon
What if Tears of the Kingdom released in 2005?
>What if Tears of the Kingdom released in 2005?
i would have been screaming yiff in hell furgays, and complaining about homosexuals, while secretly having gay sex with cute emo boys.
You can still do most of that but all the cute boys are trannies now because men aren't allowed to be feminine anymore.
i still frick femboys, and have since come around to furry porn. for me? it's over.
I don't even know what this is but I recognize it from the fan art where it had a really nice big wiener
shareholders and investors input to the production commitees
Art Fairy-Tail Magical Animal Porn.
Moments before the fish starts riding your wiener and then arresting you[spoiler/]
im still confused why they would turn a smoking hot fur/scale? goddess into that thing you ride
>she was inside your purah pad the whole time
>they didn't do anything with that
Wasted
no one in their right mind would want to see this madness repeat itself
Tendieslop game
What kind of autism must one have to conjure up this kind of image
late stage qatism
There is just something attractive with woman not of your own species. Especially when they barely resemble yours
If that's the case, why don't I find animals sexy? Maybe because I know they aren't intelligent? Shrug
Yes basically.
>BROO YOU'RE GAY
>NOOOOO I'M NOOOOT
Both of you gays shut the frick up. Imagine caring about labels this much. How mindbroken from society are you?
Stop talking about weiners and post the hot lanky goat girl.
Futagays ruined this thread. I just wanted to talk about goat mommy
But I need to prove to them they're gay!
Prove you're not gay and knock her up!
>goat
where are her horns?
Her brother has them
Source?
>Ganker b***hes about the first king of Hyrule being a furgay
>meanwhile Ganker wants to frick a furry chick
hmmm... rly makes u think
Tfw no rich dragon wife
>Tfw came for the hoard but stayed for her
This, at the end of the day it’s still a humanoid female body, therefore anyone who doesn’t like anthro women is a massive homosexual, and this is coming from someone who likes men
>anyone who doesn’t like anthro women is a massive homosexual
Truer words were never spoken
i like her slender body
what is this body type called?
aryan men only
not a furry but that is what I would call a divine beast
She studying if your penis is worth of her godly anthro pussy
Mineru reading her book on Hylian Male Anatomy
>the lusty human male, volume 2
casual Mineru is cute, I wish we'd get more art like this
there’s no white people in CA, just meximutts and israelites
Mineru dlc in 40 min
>Mineru will never develop a shrinking device to shrink you, then dangle you above her open mouth until you cum
Stop fetishizing w*men
stop fetishizing w++++ w++++
Shut up, you gay
It's like saying stop eating food, what else am I supposed to do with it?
MODS MODS MODS
MOOOOOOOODS
GET BANNED GET BANNED GET BAAAANNED
>reeee nonhuman humanoid
What's the issue here, gay?
SEX SEX ALIEN BNUUY GOAT SEX
God IMAGINE how good and POWERFUL it must feel it IMPREGNATE a Zonai and make her your WIFE
why do you have rhythmic enunciation like you're fricking mineru right now
FRICK me already HUMAN MAN! I NEED your CHILD!
i kneel JOI shakespeare
Leave NO doubt about MY pregnancy. LOCK me in your chambers and FRICK me till the sun rises.
Stop reminding me of the things I’ll never get to do Ganker.
Mine btw
Even after trimming back the baby fat from three pregnancies, Mineru's chest never recovered.
YES
>no penis
>no prostate to pound
boring
ToT ToT ToT ToT ToT ToT ToT ToT ToT
Yeah I really think our ancestors would be ashamed of our sexual preferences.
so you never ever read any mythology ever I take it?
I saw a cave etching of a dogman fricking a human woman.
I think the ancestors of our ancestors would call them vanilla b***hes.
>wondering what a company who made a literal barely clothed squiddy e-girl game was thinking
Nintendo is a bunch of perverts
Hope they never change
OH NO A BUTTCRACK
HOW DARE THEY, SHIELD YOUR EYES CHILDREN
First was Rito, then Zorai...
Frick it Zelda, I'm a furhomosexual-/hmofa/gay now
How can pig ugly hylian women even compete? Pig disgusting
Midna counts as well, right?
You have merely become enlightened, anon.
>not Midna getting fricked by wolf link from a dozen different newground flashes
lol.
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So I havent played a Zelda game since Windo Weikaa, should I play BotW first or just jump into TotK?
TotK is a direct sequel to BotW.
BotW’s story is better but there’s really no point to playing it with TotK being a direct upgrade.
Anyway Link should’ve gone back in time and fricked Mineru.
I think botw lore and background was better but the actual story was just
>Awaken divine beasts
>Kill Ganondorf
>Save Zelda
TotK has an actual narrative with the time travel plot and the mystery of the gloom.
Do any of you guys remember when we were allowed to post porn and nobody gave a shit?
Happens sometimes when mods are asleep
>Ganker 10 years ago
>Furries were ridiculed and banished
>Warhammer 40k memes spammed in every furry thread that didn't get instantly deleted
>Ganker now
>Coom threads up at all times of the day with furry shit posted in them
What the frick happened?
Chain chomp chan are some of my earliest memories of Ganker. Maybe you just weren't paying much attention.
SomethingAwful, who instigated all that, became troon central. And why should we take orders about what we're allowed to jerk off to from trannies?
Not to mention that the guy running that shitshow had a furrytroonypedo living as his roommate, and working as his "animator". Imagine actually PAYING to post on their forums. I can see the SA influence and overlap, but they were a fricking joke on their best of days.
this site is abandonware with an absentee owner, can’t even be arsed to do a real april fools anymore, stuck in pre-obama time thinking furries are worse than cucktroon discord pedos
This argument never held up because you had daily threads for:
>Sonic women
>Krystal
>Crash Bandicoot women
>Rito
ponies
Ganker got some taste
Zootopia (glowie movie btw) hijacked the furry art scene and made it mainstream behind online communities.
It never dawned on me because that movie was 10 years ago. You are right.
Kids back then are old enough to post, teens back then have been converted to furries.
I wasn't as interested in the internet as a whole back then then I'm now so i had no idea of the influence. I only noticed the rise of Judy hops porn
a lot of Gen K tried to warn us about this stuff at the time but nobody would listen to them. now we have the damage setting in and everybody thought it was natural human progression.
>hijacked
written and directed by a furgay
if you think a company like Disney made a movie like this without doing any kind of marketing research behind the scenes (and during development) then you need to play some serious catchup when it comes to understanding corporate economics. The company had its tentacles in nearly every facet of society. Its even worse now because normalgays weren't educated enough to know better and now we're paying the price for it.
See:
>bashes Abrahamic religions because it toyed with anthro symbolism
>fails to acknowledge that even the Orthodox Church has mythos regarding Dog Saints in its history
What now anon?
You can't call yourself an ubermensch Bible thumper trying to save humanity and then go out of your way saying that anthro symbols are lebad when they're supposed to be a way for people to reconnect and love nature (even if it might go too far at times).
Clear the air a bit and lets hear what you have to 'really' say.
"Krystal cant enjoy her Sandwich."
"Lustpenis."
Furries are winning the culture war and we'll all be fricking horny girls in dog costumes soon.
>Furrys just posting Porn
>Alphabet Mafia ruining your videogames
mhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
why did furries become the lesser evil in time???
Furry won
furries have less brain damage than the agp ntr gang
10 years ago we still had fat tit women in western vidya
the abdication of attractive average women in vidya has caused gamers to become increasingly fetishistic as a result, since fetish designs have long been considered safe horny
Ganker 10 years ago also had marty threads, Ironically the furry/furry-adjacent shit on Ganker has become more straight over the years.
yes furry got straighter as normies became fed up with israeli Black person infested porn
Women became worse and more entitled since then
Also furries became the lesser evil compared to other groups like trannies
SHITTED gays, troons, and other turbo mental illnesses took their spot
cartoon horse friends as well
let us not forget the sacred global rule that protects us all
>Pastel ponies made the entirety of Ganker fall to it's knees
Still makes me laugh
mote like terminal autism, horses were just a catalyst
they should learn to fricking draw
like look at this thread what is this gross snout shit
makes zero sense because disney was the same catalyst back there, they were just more autistic and less mentally ill
>makes zero sense because disney was the same catalyst back there
if ur a boomer maybe
>like look at this thread what is this gross snout shit
snouts are cute though
if they are drawn properly on a character made for it yes
if it's another very mediocre at best picture of a character that doesn't have it normally then hell fricking no
Man, I need to draw her... but the last time I played a Zelda was a GBA one in 2011 and I don't even remember what the franchise is about.
Any idea?
>Any idea?
1. You don't need to play a game to draw art of it
2. It's not hard to play a video game
Just watch the cutscenes. There are like two with her
Here's a good reference for her proportions and height since I see a lot of people forgetting just how supple she is.
does she go nopan?
>does she go nopan?
In a manner of speaking, not quite.
just the right height to faceplant into her chest
>2.48388 meters
>over 8'1
Holy shit
yeeaaaa think i'm good staying off model thanks
>shes that tall
literally perfect height
also lol @ autosage
>also lol @ autosage
Our power once again proving too great.
>flamboyant looking goat gets its fans wet despite having questionable origins
funny how places like /v bash Undertale for shit like that but Totiktok gets a free pass somehow. I wonder why that is..
>bash Undertale
There's like maybe half-a-dozen people still sperging about Undertale at this point.
the browncel is talking to himself now
Nintendo is based, so what's your problem? You want more ugly dykes female western shit?
our attraction to fictitious animals is a result of fringe communities of human's being shamed out of liking animalistic human's and associating them with things like homosexuality and inceldom, when if anything, they just want to return to nature.
naturally, furshit would become more popular the more removed we are as humans from our animal cores. the reason for this is because the msm demonises women especially for this when if anything, a lot of these people are mainly autistic and looking for other avenues of a human connection.
the result is what you see now.
No but seriously, why the hell are people still calling Mineru a goat when she looks absolutely nothing like one?
Okay, i gonna ask the question nobody wants to ask:
How nutritious is Zonai Goat Milk?
Rauru's milk is protein-rich and tasteful.
If you can ignore it being green, I believe you'll enjoy it.
The fricking foot grabbing the ass shouldn't make me laugh so hard
huh
i actually kinda get that. at least for 3D art.
3D smut cannot get good looking genitalia or nipples so the crops actually look better than rubber dicks or rock hard veganas
>Nintendo Direct
>No Info about Mineru Amiibo
Not today cumjar
Rauru and Mineru are probably wave three.
Winter 2023 is the schedule for the Tears of the Kingdom amiibo lineup.
those features are nearly on display with that risky crop
Kemonobros...what do I do...
isn't there a 3d model of this character too
commission a 3d model print of redeemed flam kish
Sauce?
I would like to buy plz
https://voca.ro/1npKNxuMvyJZ
my headcanon is she's very soft and smells nice but doesn't like being touched
she is probably on the spectrum or ocd enough to pass for it
They were thinking I would be influenced to buy the game if I saw this picture on the internet, and they were right. I at least already wanted to play the game.
God damn, do I love me some dakimakura
Where's your silver
Not that anon. There's more than one Midna guy. Probably like 5 or 6 actually...
Yo, here. You should get some bro. Yesterday at a pretty rad pawn shop I got two barber dimes, three mercury dimes (one uncirculated), two stanging liberty quarters, a Canadian 80% quarter, and sterling 3 and 6 pence coins for $36 total.
Really is a damn shame we never get a look at these pearly whites outside of a couple cutscenes.
imagine the blowjobs
>that tiddy mouse pad
Where can I buy?
CyberConnect2's store
https://cc2store-itn.shop-pro.jp/?mode=cate&cbid=2648894&csid=0
danke
spooky new boi just dropped
Base kemono chad. I like your UOOOOOH pillow too.
>Japan even does furry better
damn westernbros, should we just an hero?
makes more sense when you remember most furrybait was designed by japan in the first place
In case you havent noticed, miyamoto has been furiously jerking off since Krystal was a thing, and he's pulling the strings
welcome
toothpick goat