I agree the time jannies are a shit plot device.
But most people just whine that the game isn't a true remaster. Those people most likely never played the original and wanted to hop on the bandwagon without playing the original because it looks too old for them.
I love that they made it a big mindfrick or a corruption of the original game. I want to be surprised, not retread old ground.
>I want to be surprised
Liking being surprised by nonsensical asspulls it's the same as admitting you're able to enjoy literally anything that is put in front of you. So you better start coming with better excuses.
>muh time jannies" is a completely valid criticism
It really isn't. They barely get any screentime.
I agree the time jannies are a shit plot device.
But most people just whine that the game isn't a true remaster. Those people most likely never played the original and wanted to hop on the bandwagon without playing the original because it looks too old for them.
I love that they made it a big mindfrick or a corruption of the original game. I want to be surprised, not retread old ground.
I would have no issues with FF7 "Remake" if it was marketed as the sequel it is and not with this fraudolent naming and marketing which now has people believe what they are experiencing is FF7's plot
This shit is as much a remake as bttf2 is a remake of bttf1 it makes no sense
>for his long dicked black BF. >for his
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Why do people here make it their personality to go into every thread and talk about how much the game people are talking about sucks?
Because they like the attention.
Five Guys sucks btw
Because its just fricking astounding that people like it. Usually when people like something that I dont like, I can at least say "oh yeah I can see why a person might like that thing". But for 5 guys I cant even understand what is redeeming about it. My suspicion is that the gays who like it actually like it because of the bag filled with greasy fries. They get satisfied by sheer mass of french fries. Because there is no way they think the burgers are good. No one is that unsophisticated.
>Because its just fricking astounding that people like it.
Are you really so fricking autistic you can't imagine someone liking a fatty greasy burger and the only possible thing that could be happening is people are lying about it?
Five guys is literally the most over rated establishment that I can think of.
Pro tip you can get a better burger at basically any chain restraunt. Chilis, applebees, ihop etc. All those basic places do it better than 5 guys. Wither their fricking crushed buns and shit.
"muh time jannies" is a completely valid criticism and them being dead doesn't invalidate that
>muh time jannies" is a completely valid criticism
It really isn't. They barely get any screentime.
in the first game maybe
get your boipussy ready for part deux
I agree the time jannies are a shit plot device.
But most people just whine that the game isn't a true remaster. Those people most likely never played the original and wanted to hop on the bandwagon without playing the original because it looks too old for them.
I love that they made it a big mindfrick or a corruption of the original game. I want to be surprised, not retread old ground.
>I want to be surprised
Liking being surprised by nonsensical asspulls it's the same as admitting you're able to enjoy literally anything that is put in front of you. So you better start coming with better excuses.
Liking being surprised doesnt mean liking shitty ass pulls
holy based
>The original game was shit anyway
Zoomer hands typed this shitty meme
I would have no issues with FF7 "Remake" if it was marketed as the sequel it is and not with this fraudolent naming and marketing which now has people believe what they are experiencing is FF7's plot
This shit is as much a remake as bttf2 is a remake of bttf1 it makes no sense
this is one of the cringiest images ever devised by human hands
4 large milkshakes (she is lactose intolerant)
Hot
BBC
Big Burger with Cheddar, one for her and another for his long dicked black BF.
I heard you have a 3 inch hard penis
They only have American cheese there
>for his long dicked black BF.
>for his
TRANS AERITH! TRANS AERITH! TRANS AERITH! TRANS AERITH! TRANS AERITH! TRANS AERITH! TRANS AERITH! TRANS AERITH! TRANS AERITH! TRANS AERITH! TRANS AERITH! TRANS AERITH!
OH, SNAP
You have a black BF?
smashburger > fivegays
shake shack > fivegays
in and out > fivegays
Yep
why do some people make it their personality to be "guy who doesnt like five guys and needs to tell everyone any time it's mentioned"?
Why do people here make it their personality to go into every thread and talk about how much the game people are talking about sucks?
Because they like the attention.
Five Guys sucks btw
Because its just fricking astounding that people like it. Usually when people like something that I dont like, I can at least say "oh yeah I can see why a person might like that thing". But for 5 guys I cant even understand what is redeeming about it. My suspicion is that the gays who like it actually like it because of the bag filled with greasy fries. They get satisfied by sheer mass of french fries. Because there is no way they think the burgers are good. No one is that unsophisticated.
The burgers are fricking delicious by any standard, you're just some kind of weirdo, man. You probably just got a plain burger with ketchup.
>Because its just fricking astounding that people like it.
Are you really so fricking autistic you can't imagine someone liking a fatty greasy burger and the only possible thing that could be happening is people are lying about it?
vegetarian option and milkshake
All five of the guys.
why is five guys so expensive?
free toppings. plaingays get btfo while chad toppings enjoyers get a wheelbarrow of toppings free
Tifa cloud zack wieners
burgers and fries
shish kebab
A good review for her game.
Eat some free peanuts and leave
probably a cheeseburger with a lettuce bun
Five guys and also burgers and fries
why is that man dressed like aerith
Five guys is literally the most over rated establishment that I can think of.
Pro tip you can get a better burger at basically any chain restraunt. Chilis, applebees, ihop etc. All those basic places do it better than 5 guys. Wither their fricking crushed buns and shit.
Five Guys is fast food.
Its like fast casual though. It should be in leauge with something like chipotle. Chilis does not sell a burrito better than Chipotle does.
Even McDonald's?
No its better than mcdonalds still.
The problem is if you specialize in burgers your burgers should be better than any basic restaurants.
everything.
heheh, GAINSborough
my burger queen
Why does she work so well as a fatty?
>OOOOOOOOHHHHHH AERITH WOULD NEVER ORDER FROM FIVE GUYS OOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHE WOULD ORDER FROM MCDONALDS AND GET THE HAPPY MEAL TOY OOOOOOOOOOOH
She's going to pray the food doesn't upset her stomach, but it's going to hit her right in the gut anyway
is that zoe quinn?
That b***h better just keep away from Barret, he belongs to Tifa.
>i only eat sophisticated burgers
fricking Ganker man
Five guys like a prostitute.
Why don't people dress like this in real life?
A large, thick creampie.