What is it about spears that attracts those types of people. You know what I'm talking about.

What is it about spears that attracts those types of people. You know what I'm talking about.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cool people?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're just objectively the most effective fork of melee weaponry
      The swordcuck fears the pointy stick

      You mean people that want a practical and significant advantage in melee combat?

      this type of person?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're just objectively the most effective fork of melee weaponry
    The swordcuck fears the pointy stick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >objectively

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      autism at seeing the second most effective weapon in history being so under represented
      autism at the most effective one not being the one they expected
      that's daggers by way, higher kill count than all other weapons put together

      they only had a high kill count because they were the cheapest weapons to make and thus were the most common.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no, it's because they were the easiest to use with zero training

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they are more effective on a battlefield and in numbers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I guess this is part of it. But if you watch HEMA fighting spears beat out almost every other weapon. The reach the ability to hit the other person from range. Nothing else comes close.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          medieval weapons with longer reach than spears:
          pikes
          swiss arrows
          javelins
          slings
          bows
          crossbows
          gonnes
          catapults
          ballistae
          cannons
          trebuchets
          mortars

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That and they were the easiest to carry and conceal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spears are:
        -cheap
        -easy to use without training
        -confer a significant range advantage over similar weapons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >swordcuck fears the po-... is that a fricking shield? no please don't kill me I don't wanna die, I surrender please don't kill m-ACK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How give the spearman a shield as well and watch swordies get rekt before they can get close

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ?t=935
          Literally the exact opposite thing happens in reality. You have better chances just using both hands and trying to hit his legs.
          He's going to close the distance between you two whether you have a shield or not. His shield mitigates his reach disadvantage. You don't have a reach disadvantage so you don't need a shield.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      second post and already proving op right

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You mean people that want a practical and significant advantage in melee combat?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    autism at seeing the second most effective weapon in history being so under represented
    autism at the most effective one not being the one they expected
    that's daggers by way, higher kill count than all other weapons put together

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >higher kill count than all other weapons put together
      If we're counting all short, sharp, bladed one-handed implements that are not swords or axes, I guess. But most of those are going to be civilians murdering other unarmed civilians, not wartime casualties. Handguns probably make up the bulk of small arms deaths, but nobody would ever claim they're the most effective guns period.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hemagays?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes OP I know. homosexuals who want a long pole to handle.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the french?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Practical, effective range and has been apart of humanity since prehistory
    It's actually kind of sad that the Spear takes a back seat to "cooler" weapons like Katanas and Greatswords.
    We need more games with Spears

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Killing people with spears in New Vegas was a blast.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    speargays fear the dagger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a spear is just a long dagger

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope spearlet

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the urumi mogs all your boring weapons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, broken VHS tapes are scary.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Low IQ redskins and Black folk who don't have the intelligence to craft nor use anything better while they eat each other's brains and fecal matter

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Untrustworthy types?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cecil
      >sword user
      >gets the girl and has a child with her
      >becomes king
      Kain
      >obsessed with his best friend's girl
      >betrays everyone constantly
      >leaves to find himself or some gay shit

      just like real life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Left-handed
      >Concept art has him holding his weapon on the right hand

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a good load out for a fighter
    a sword for looking fly
    a dagger for killing up close
    an axe for medium range killing
    a crossbow for longrange killing
    a mace for undead killing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but which one did you take grandmastery in

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A spear is for stabbing fish
    An axe is for cutting trees
    A hammer is for hitting nails
    A sword is for killing men

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A sword is for showing off to other noblemen
      Fix'd that for you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >shield for obliterating speargays

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because swords are the coolest weapon, so spears are only picked by contrarian homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      explains why they're so popular on Ganker

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spearmen?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are speargays always sperglords that always have autistic outbursts about everything

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peasants gonna peasant

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