What is Samus' best suit, and why is it the Dread varia?

What is Samus' best suit, and why is it the Dread varia?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the baseline Dread suit. Love that blue.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Phazon suit followed by

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based choice as well.

        Real talk, has there ever been a bad suit?

        Dread gravity suit and then dread varia.

        Dread had amazing suits.

        Our girl is looking so clean in this game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Fusion Varia has a real bad color scheme.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah, you just have bad taste

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pizza suit
            hmm.. it's ugly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >has there ever been a bad suit?

          MP2 Dark Suit is pretty bad and you were stuck with it for almost the whole game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based choice as well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pure SOVL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/51BE7mL.jpg

      What is Samus' best suit, and why is it the Dread varia?

      I can't put my finger on why I hate it. I think it's the stubby feet and tiny shoulders.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks so goo in that white and blue, is not even a joke.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      meh

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dread gravity suit and then dread varia.

    Dread had amazing suits.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Light suit is patrician

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fusion is a bad metroid game.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Samus Returns Gravity but can't help but feel that the pauldrons might be too big.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we were getting Metroid Prime 2 remastered and not just a port.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grubb
        It will be remastered and he will once again change his tune as say its only 3 that's a port.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish we would get a remaster, but I'm just going to assume that we are getting a port instead.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, considering Remastered did pretty well, it's not an impossibility. I desperately want to see an enhanced Sanctuary Fortress.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that city of the dead that is still operating for no one
          Just a simple fricking skybox does so much

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine getting to explore all that, it's not the ancient ruins of a lost civilization but a recentrly desolated city that still has all of its mechanics and defense drones working, sure Sanctuary Fortress was mostly that but just a small chunk compared to the actual surface. I want to see more stuff like that, not just caves and wilderness or spaceships.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This, hopefully 4 will have more interesting environments, 1 really just repeated the classic Super Metroid biomes, 2 was more creative but was limited by the decaying theme so we got a decaying field, a decaying lake and a decaying forttress, 3 had some cool ideas, the gel world was just an excuse to have a lava level that isn't actually made of lava but the gas giant planet and the space pirate homeworld were great.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Skytown and Pirate Homeworld were cool as frick.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like such a homosexual these images are able to invoke such a huge sense of scale. Got the same playing Kotor today looking at the Dantooine backgrounds.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good environmental design + an excellent skybox and background structures/images can easily evoke a large sense of scale even if the play area is quite small. Personally it's why I'm not a big fan of the sprawling open world fad that's taken over a lot of rpg/adventure games. They're not improving my immersion and sense of scale by much, and the gameplay usually isn't as tight as a more compact games.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                A good example of this is what they have done with Monster Hunter maps.
                I couldn't imagine something like Deserted Island working as it does now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A good example of this is what they have done with Monster Hunter maps.
                kek, Ancestral Steppes was the first that came to mind. It's why I'm not actually the biggest fan of gen 5 maps. I don't think they've significantly increased my sense of immersion and scale, and gameplay hasn't improved at all from the map change (you still fight in areas).
                But either way, Metroid has traditionally been very good at this, despite the maps being quite small overall.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like AI art

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hurry up, damn it!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope 6 does more with the Spider Magnet in a similar way to how Prime 2 advanced the Spider Ball tech from 1.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ordered a second for a friend and I'm gonna feel silly if I lose him like most friends prior.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If someone ordered the Prime 3 one that I missed for me when it was released again I'd fricking marry them. If I hadn't already done that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't believe I'm gonna pay $100 for this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I paid for this and the doom guy one because it looks fricking cool

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Super Varia.
    Always has been, always will be.
    It is the equivalent of OOT Adult Link.
    It cannot be topped.
    All posts that aren't Super Varia are wrong.
    By reading this post, you've activated a trap card that makes all of your non Super Varia answers wrong. This cannot be undone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >By reading this post, you've activated a trap card that makes all of your non Super Varia answers wrong. This cannot be undone.
      Would Samus play Yugioh?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but only while wearing the Super Varia suit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >samus blows all her bounty profits on booster packs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm okay with it because Super Varia is based

      but not as based as Dread Varia

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, but I'll always go for Metroid II's suit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I was a kid this image perplexed me because I didn't realize that her left hand was resting on her right arm and thought she didn't have a hand at all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately due to the trap card (as well as simply taste) you are wrong.
        However, because the M2 suit is very similar, you may live.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      by reading this post I activate DIC Samus suit which has the ability that lets me target your trap card and destroy it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering how characters looked in Captain N, I'm surprised at how on-model this is, helmet and male character aside.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wedding dress she wore on ouR wedding day! 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >already pregnant during wedding
      You disappoint me, anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a charge shot wedding.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          heh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your babies will have flippers.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex armor.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barrier Suit*

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the writing for Dread such absolute dogshit? I wanted so badly to like the game but the dialogue and characterization was so terrible

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This post was created by chatGPT.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is bait

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Metroid Suit transformation was fricking classic. Samus was 300% DONE. Frick this arrogant ass bird homie and his bullshit. You ain't my dad. Frick you.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the PED suit. I love the kind of patchwork, rough design of it. Like armor that was jerry rigged together

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A man of taste

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Missed the dread figma
    ITS NOT FAIR!

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite touch in all of Dread is the reintroduction of metal to the suit, very literally "the Fusion Suit is healing from the massive deconstructive surgery it had"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah dude they literally say that's the case in pre-release interviews.
      I like it too. Kinda weird that the yellows change to whites, but eh.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see it as the suit is basically just getting its first layers of skin back so the metal parts of the suit aren't quite colored right yet.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    simply the goat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the Prime2 version where they changed the visor shape a bit.
      Prime2 also contains Dark Suit, which is my personal favorite for whatever reason.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i liked the more V shaped visor but not the little notch they put in it also.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about Metroid. I just like robots in swimsuits
    I approve of this picture.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      click this image to see Samus in a bikini

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        god that's fricking hot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely prefer samus with the armor on. I've never found zero suit more sexy than when she's just armored

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In my case I always thought of the zero suit as something closer to a flight suit. I recognize the appeal of basically blue body paint but whenever I think of the zero suit I always think of it in a utilitarian sense. Like Samus wears it as a buffer between the suit and her own skin with maybe some neurological controls between the two.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but for me it's just the design itself. A tight undersuit makes sense to wear underneath powered armor, but the zero suit is just such a nothing design, there's no interesting details or lines on it. Something more like an Eva plugsuit that looks functional and sci-fi would be a lot cooler.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dread's Gravity Suit is my favorite. I adore the glowing green cracks running up her body. As if her suit is charged past its maximum and almost rupturing from its own power, made my jaw drop to see it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Making Varia/Gravity distinct beyond being a pallet swap is one of the best things Mercury Steam has introduced.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      going to have to hard disagree with this post and say that I dislike the LED suspenders on Dread gravity. Not that it ruins the look but I prefer the medium LEDs on varia or the small ones on the basic power suit.
      Of course, we can all agree that Other M had the worst suit and I'm tired of seeing it in other games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This may be unpopular but the Other M suit is fine, it's just stuck in a really bad game. Now the Other M "gravity suit", what was Sakamoto thinking with that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't hate MOM suit on principal. But it is my least favorite because of how overly sleek it is. I doubly dislike the on/off switch that's dictated by concentration. It makes it look less like a power suit and more like a magical girl transformation. And even though it sounds like it this isn't me shitting on the plot but the design of the suit itself. It's fine. But that's mostly because of the suit its based on, it's stealing valor from the versions of the Varia Suits I actually like.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with the concentration thing, that cutscene where it's flickering on and off is just goofy. It's way cooler to imagine that she has to have some Iron Man-esque contraption on her ship to get into the suit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            > It makes it look less like a power suit and more like a magical girl transformation
            The image has nestled in to my mind and it refuses to leave.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with the concentration thing, that cutscene where it's flickering on and off is just goofy. It's way cooler to imagine that she has to have some Iron Man-esque contraption on her ship to get into the suit.

            The concentration thing is specially stupid because it contradicts previous games. In both Fusion and Prime 3, she henshins it on and it just stays on.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Logically speaking, the suit should have immediately poofed when she lost conciousness in Fusion, Prime 3, and even Dread.
              But nope. Somehow managed to keep that concentration even while asleep.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah it's a downgrade on its own merits too, the shoulders being perfect spheres fricks up the silhouette and the lack of embellishments around the joints gives it an overly smooth 'prop' look. it's not as dogshit as a design compared to how its used in the story sure, but it's not good either

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is samus gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, she had the hots for Adam's brother before he got killed, after that she sort of swore off getting personally involved with people.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever explain why the fusion suit changed into that? I mean I can head canon several ways if they didn't, just curious if it was touched on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if it's explicitly stated, but it's in the process of healing back into the fully-armored version from the previous games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty much what I was thinking, makes enough sense. I love the classic Super design, so it'd be cool to see that again in a later game

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    primes had all the best suits
    phazon, dark, light, even hazard suit grew on me. I love the gravity suit but I want to see 2d get a little out there next time with its final suit concept

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't quite like the colors of any of the dread suits, but the proportions are much better than in previous games. Something like the light suit or the PED suit from prime 3 would be sick as shit with the Dread proportions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only colors I don't like on the dread suit is the Varia Suit. I really feel like the white makes it look like Samus is wearing a diaper. Which is weird because I never get that with the base suit even though it has the same white. The Dread Gravity suit is utter perfection though.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see Samus having to meet with clients.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got turned on by this when it appeared animated on my screen

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the suits are sexy as long as it isn't the Other M suit.
    I don't know who fricking signed off on that concept.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Sakamoto, because he's a dumbass that wanted the Gravity Suit to be some kind of purple aura instead of an actual purple suit.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still like the original base power suit the best

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no reference image
    OP learn how to thread.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oof, so close. That Other M Power Suit is just the Varia Suit colored yellow.
      There actually is a difference in their models.
      The bonus section is also missing the Other M Zero Mission style suit that's used in a cutscene, and the unused Gravity suit model.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no difference between the Other M Power and Varia. There's an unused Other M Power that's different, but unused, on top of the Zero Mission styled one that's in that cutscene.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out of date

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >complains
        >doesn't post a better one to work with
        One hundred gorillion electrons died for your useless post.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dread Suit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >item isn't fit for task
          >still insist it is used
          No, you will not do this. You either post it right or not at all.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            insist it is used
            Came from your imagination. Shower is that way if you want to argue with it.
            >You either post it right or not at all.
            No. An imperfect post is infinitely more than 0.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do not post that image again.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Out of date.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >complains
                >doesn't post a better one to work with
                One hundred gorillion electrons died for your useless post.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really knocked it out of the park with the Dread suit.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMEMBER ME?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Nintendo still considers Other M to be her default look after 13 years.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this makes me feel AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh it's a low-def toy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait for metroid prime 4 to shit all over other M's design like SR and dread's suit designs did

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm exceeding curious what Prime 4 intends on doing. Retro generally goes out of their way to not ape the Varia/ Gravity combo. Even Prime 1 made sure to introduce its own original suit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Nintendo will probably ignore it because it's made by dirty gaijin.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can someone please explain to me the relationship between retro and nintendo? Because on the one hand Nintendo doesn't really reference to Prime games in the mainline games. But on the other hand that never stopped them from biting off of Retro's idea of her visor. And the only official word from Sakamoto is that the Prime games were Gaiden games. You can say Nintendo doesn't care about them but then they commissioned yet another Prime game so on some level Nintendo has to know that those games are beloved despite being made by Americans.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nintendo thinks of Prime's stories as unimportant side stories. Minor events that don't matter that much overall.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think it's necessary to remember that Nintendo doesn't put much weight on story. The Zelda Timeline only seems to exists because Zelda fans were so obsessed with it. The games are clearly all standalone with few exceptions, and the Metroid series seems to follow that for the most part.

              I remember hearing that Japanese folks don't put nearly as much weight on the idea of "Canon" that Americans do.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Metroid is basically the one Nintendo property that has a fairly sensible plot and continuity and flows well from one game to another (discounting Other M that is). I'm fairly amazed that Dread follows directly from Fusion and includes the X as a major plot point rather than just creating a new type of enemy given how far removed we are from that game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Metroid is basically the one Nintendo property that has a fairly sensible plot and continuity and flows well from one game to another (discounting Other M that is).
                That's honestly part of what makes it really appealing. It's fun to follow the ongoing narrative.

                >I'm fairly amazed that Dread follows directly from Fusion and includes the X as a major plot point rather than just creating a new type of enemy given how far removed we are from that game.
                Frankly, I'm glad it does. Bout damn time we continued the story. Presumably 6 will do the same and follow up on Samus going full metroid.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm more surprised that they manage to include Adam into Metroid dread and yet barely include him at all. I think Nintendo knows that are still a lot of bad blood from Other M but you can't just have the big emotional moment from the last game just disappear into the void. So Adam is present but then he's replaced almost immediately by Raven Beak chadposting about himself for the entire run of the game until the very end where Adam comes back.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I miss raven beak memes so much...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also have you seen the size of his wiener? Analysis suggests that it's in the upper echelon of size, length, and girth. Telemetry data of your species suggest that most of your kind would be enthralled by it. You must take care of avoid Raven Beak at all costs. You do not have the ability to handle his mass.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                thank you anon

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Adam being Raven Beak all along is one of the funniest reveals when you look back at how all he does is shittalk how helpless Samus is and how big and strong and powerful Raven Beak is.

                >Also have you seen the size of his wiener? Analysis suggests that it's in the upper echelon of size, length, and girth. Telemetry data of your species suggest that most of your kind would be enthralled by it. You must take care of avoid Raven Beak at all costs. You do not have the ability to handle his mass.

                It's a shame they already killed him off. Unless 6 is going to bullshit Ridley back again, it would've been nice to have another reoccuring villain.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would have liked them for at least one more ride. I could absolutely see a double boss fight with Raven Beak and Ridley with both of them trying to kill you but also them fighting each other because both of them are way too egotistical to tolerate the other taking their spotlight. Kind of like the Abyss Watchers where sometimes they'll get distracted with fighting each other.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also have you seen the size of his wiener? Analysis suggests that it's in the upper echelon of size, length, and girth. Telemetry data of your species suggest that most of your kind would be enthralled by it. You must take care of avoid Raven Beak at all costs. You do not have the ability to handle his mass.

                I know he's a Metroid villain who isn't Ridley, but goddamn it's almost a shame he only lasted one game. He's probably the best "evil Samus" in the series, and his role gives us so many juicy lore drops. That, and he was just a sick ass boss fight. We finally get an evil chozo, and dude does not disappoint.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would have made a way better Smash DLC fighter than 95% of the fighter's pass characters.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Am I a child for audibly saying oh shit when it clicked that he was using Samus's abilities. He also uses them slightly differently. For example Samus uses Flash Shift to move around the screen while Raven Beak uses it to Smash into you. Raven Beak's can combine the Shinespark with his ability to fly to ram into you. Also in the intro you can get a clue how to fight Raven Beak because Samus parries the Flash Shift in their first fight. I LOVE that shit in video games

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The bigger "oh shit" for me was realizing that he uses the Aeion abilities from Samus Returns.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I miss raven beak memes so much...

                Adam being Raven Beak all along is one of the funniest reveals when you look back at how all he does is shittalk how helpless Samus is and how big and strong and powerful Raven Beak is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but you can't just have the big emotional moment from the last game just disappear into the void.
                yes you can, that's just sunk costs thinking. if something sucks get rid of it, it doesn't matter if wikiwarriors will go WHERES ADAM

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Minor events that don't matter that much overall.
              They mattered to me, dammit. They mattered to me.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw it eternally pisses Nintendo off if I enjoy Am2R and non-canon Metroid romhacks

              Feels great not caring about canon and lore.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >AM2R
                2.0 when?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black person if that was the case Prime 4 would have never been greenlit in the first place.

              We would have never gotten Prime Remastered.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's there to explain? Retro Studios is a subsidiary to Nintendo and develops games for them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the same way they look at DKC games, they kinda just write them off but still keep them around because they're loved by fans, it's crazy how the Prime games are considered "side stories" when the whole arc is about one of the most dangerous conflicts Samus ever encountered, I'm glad MP4 wasn't completely cancelled.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't see what's so crazy about it. The Phazon arc is unrelated to the main Metroid arc that the mainline games cover. It's a side story.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >has Metroids
                >has Space Pirates
                >has Chozo
                >has Ridley
                >has the Galactic Federation
                >tons of new lore for the Chozo and Pirates
                >has more variants of metroids
                >has new races linked to the Chozo
                >galactic-scale conflict
                Nah, Nintendo's take is stupid, they're too used to games with bare story like Mario so they don't know what the frick to do when another franchise has actual continuity. I won't follow what they say.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno man, it feels like you just have some kind of inferiority complex. A side story doesn't mean it's unimportant, just that it's not directly related. And it wasn't. The Phazon conflict is a wholly different thing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Prime series technically goes between Metroid NES and Metroid: Samus Returns, so you can think about that series being maybe part of the events leading to the Galactic Federation hiring Samus to target Metroids more, since a lot of their potential as biological hazards was revealed in the Prime Trilogy.
                It's not "critical" to the main series titles, but you can definitely say they were relevant.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably not exactly the same relationship they would have with their japan based developers.
            Not to digress into an unrelated series, but I can guarantee you the reason they don't acknowledge the prime series that much is probably the same reason that got Star Fox 2 cancelled, since that was developed by brits.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're xenophobes mad that Texans mogged them when all glorious nippon could shit out was Other M.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nintendo doesn't care about metroid, they have Sakamoto and MS do 2D with Tanabe and Retro doing prime. Internal nintendo doesn't give a frick about the series

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and people will laugh at them seething over their canonized fanfiction game's failure for all eternity
          (while making non-canon, but more appreciated fan games and official """"side-story"""" metroid games)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I don't get that either. Tell you what though, still looking forward to her cameo.

      ... It's completely insane to even imagine her being a hidden unlockable party member, right?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine it's just going to be a remake on the level of Link's Awakening without much that wasn't in the original game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo
      That's a Square game. And it's not even the Other M proportions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can't even differentiate what makes this Other M's varia suit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like an edited Smash 3DS trophy

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the elephant suit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They probably don't want filthy foreigners deciding the fate of their IPs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they shouldn't be running them into the dirt then.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're xenophobes mad that Texans mogged them when all glorious nippon could shit out was Other M.

      Hope they don't get too wienery with the current state of the IP and end up doing the same with the Spaniards who also mogged them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they shouldn't be running them into the dirt then.

      I mean, Retro were the ones making the big high profile Metroid titles throughout the 2000s, so... The exceptions of course being Fusion(which was divisive) and Zero Mission(which was a remake). Pinball is in no way high profile.

      Incidentally, the oughts were a glorious time to be a Metroid fan. The fandom was chill, it was active, tons of creativity and high quality fan projects. You now remember Metroid Metal, for example. Hell, we almost had a decent machinma community going with Hunters multiplayer having a then upcoming following. Shit was grand.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hunters multiplayer was a lot of fun, but the controls made my hand cramp something fierce.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Metroid Metal
        Holy frick, I remember visiting that site almost daily waiting for a new track, I may not be that much into metal anymore but they made some of the best covers.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right? Good shit. This was also around the time Metroid Database had started up, and it was so fricking cool to be able to read a bunch of Metroid related comics/manga. Like the Captain N comic.

          ... And then it all went to shit the instant Other M came out. We never really got over those scars.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This was also around the time Metroid Database had started up
            Metroid Database started in 1996.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              jesus christ

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >super-duper-a-cus

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, Captain N did Pit real dirty.

              >rocket heels
              Sakurai, like Sakamoto, was dead set on turning Samus into a bawd.

              What makes it worse is that he almost assuredly ripped it off from Haloid of all things.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember visiting the Database and Metroid Recon all the time too, they had the best rips of the OSTs and the highest definition artwork and concept art. I miss forums and other sites for games like this, they're still around but most are almost dead because everyone went to discord or twitter and everything became shittier because of that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ya except the era is also informed by the start of the underbelly fricking degenerates and their journalist milk sop allies to push that Samus and other chars are trans. And mow we are where we currently are in terms of zeitgeist being to frick with characters identities in digital communiies to the point that not even corner stone franchises like Zelda have people emasculating Link, gayifying Ganon and tons of other shit.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    samus returns' gravity suit
    prime 1 and 2 suits are edgy garbage and if you like them you have a shit taste
    this is not debatable

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure I like what he's doing with the story on that last one.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Power Suit is pretty scary if you think about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have armor
      >take unexpected hit
      >GOOD THING I HAVE ARMOR !
      >armor turns off and you take the full damage
      other M makes it seem like the chozo designed it wrong as a joke

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you retcon Other M out of the lore, nothing changes. It is that unimportant.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no idea how nightmare got to the Bottle ship!
          >no explanation why Ridleys corpse is on the ship
          >essential Adam lore!
          >rendering the manga fully non canon
          It's essential

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no idea how nightmare got to the Bottle ship!
          >no explanation why Ridleys corpse is on the ship
          >essential Adam lore!
          >rendering the manga fully non canon
          It's essential

          Frick it, since we're going there anyway. Two things that really stick in my craw about Other M are:

          1) the Chozo are never once mentioned, in this story that's supposedly about Samus Aran's backstory. Past is prologue and all that. That's like telling a story about Superman's history without ever bringing up the Kents. What the frick.
          2) It's never actually stated explicitly why Samus considerd Ridley her "long standing nemesis", or why she inexplicably freaks out when he's around.

          You can't even try to approach this game on its own terms, because it fails at even the most basic shit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >or why she inexplicably freaks out when he's around.
            the manga explains it but between the manga and other M samus fought ridley 3 times or something so it makes no sense anyway

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The same game renders the manga non canon due to Samus younger years working for GF

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it sucks in the manga too

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's never actually stated explicitly why Samus considerd Ridley her "long standing nemesis", or why she inexplicably freaks out when he's around.
              Ridley killed and ate her parents in front of her, but like that other anon said it's moronic because she's already fought him multiple times and having flashbacks is stupid.

              Oh I know about the manga, but what's funny is that Other M contradicts that too. Because the manga ends with the Zero Mission Ridley fight, where it's shown to be this cathartic emotional payoff where she moves past her trauma by defeating her tormentor in battle. She even does this primal warrior yell afterwards too, it's awesome.

              The game also neglects to mention the part where Ridley forced Samus(age 3 at the time) to watch him eat her parents' bodies. Which is why we needn't worry about a Metroid movie anytime soon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not like the manga is canon. It's influenced canon, but it's definitely not wholesale canon. Otherwise there are a boatload more inconsistencies to tackle.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's never actually stated explicitly why Samus considerd Ridley her "long standing nemesis", or why she inexplicably freaks out when he's around.
            Ridley killed and ate her parents in front of her, but like that other anon said it's moronic because she's already fought him multiple times and having flashbacks is stupid.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ridley killed and ate her parents in front of her
              Where is this meme perpetuating from? He killed them, he ate them, but he didn't do either in front of her.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't even kill her father. He killed himself in a suicidal attack to stop the Pirates. And there was likely nothing of him left to eat.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Her dad blew up the facility with him inside. He wasn't eaten

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is so, so, so much wrong with Other M. Metroid Other M fascinates me because it's the only game I can think of that is fractally wrong. In most other games I can at least say that this detail was cool or I can see how they wanted to do that. But Metroid Other M is special in the sense that it's wrong on every resolution. When I look at the general plot it's wrong. When I look at the details it's wrong. Adam gave the team permission to use the Ice Beam at the beginning of the game when you're fighting the first boss. But Samus doesn't use hers because Adam didn't specifically tell her to. That didn't even click with me when the game was new. I was going over to script and I just happened to stumble into it. For years every time I looked at the game I found something else that was wrong and honestly I became sort of obsessed with it. Because there was no publisher interference. There was no time crunch that made the game this way. This was Sakamoto's Vision realized the way he wanted it and he would change nothing if he were to do it again. And all of it is wrong.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I still don't know what the frick the point of the assassin team member was or why we were meant to be shocked

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The idea was supposed to be that it was some internal group within the Federation that went rogue and decided after watching the space pirates commit suicide trying to control the metroids that they were going to do it too. Why do this though? If these fricks have enough clout to be able to turn an entire Space Station into a federation black site then why allow Adam's team to go there at all? If they don't want anyone knowing what they were doing there then just don't send the team and don't allow anyone to answer the SOS. If Adam is such a stickler for following orders then while Adam is getting orders from command just tell him to tell any bounty hunters to frick off. Adam doesn't want her there anyway. What I'm saying is that everybody in this game is stupid. Except for Anthony who's just ignorant. They made up this plot about a rogue faction within the Federation knowing full well that they have zero intention on exploring it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >This was Sakamoto's Vision realized the way he wanted it and he would change nothing if he were to do it again
              not to mention the controls
              I couldn't play for more than 1 hour without my hands hurting

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I liked switching views. That's the only thing I enjoyed doing.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Short haired Samus was the only good thing, maaayyybe Anthony since he's the least moronic character and actually manages to stand out among the other "who the frick cares" GF guys.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will happily defend Samus' civilian outfit. And honestly, shit as the game is, some of the ideas it presents aren't inherently terrible. Hot take, MB being the primary example. If this game actually was about motherhood, she should've been the real Mother Brain, and there'd be some exploration of that relationship. After all, she did help raise Samus back on Zebes. Let's go into that instead of some dude she used to work for.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ancient piece of war tech designed by a race of sage aliens who were at one with nature
      >Nigh indestructible and capable of traversing any environment when at peak performance
      >Improves mobility through the numerous movement utilities
      >Equipped with an arsenal of weapons equally as numerous and deadly
      >All of this can be fielded by a single individual
      >Said alien race had multiple of these

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, the suit that Samus has now is one who won through a trial by the Chozo God of War. The one she had in Zero Mission before that was a trainer. It is also fused to her very being so if she dies it goes with her.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick zero mission

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its been the lore for years, dude. Samus's Power Suit runs on magical girl rules. Its why it can do all that crazy shit.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah i mean, since the first game she could literally morph into a ball

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it ran on magical girls rules in super too, i'm talking about having her lose it and then get a different one in a pointless little side diversion to pad out the game, it's such a nothing addition that also cheapens the suit(s)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well it was shown in post credits that Samus was at that place before as a kid with the Chozo. She was going to take that trial at some point anyway. It's just that Mother Brain turned traitor before she could do it proper. Besides, would you want a total noob to get a planet nuker on day one? No, you put them in baby tier shit first.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it also turns energy into matter considering samus can just will it in existence, plus all the bombs and missiles and whatnot

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think if, fresh out of her shower, I'd lick Samus' butthole.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >licking soap and water and not samus' fluids
      unironically gross

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if she has fluids coming out of her butthole, lady needs a imodium.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're right, i should've said particles because i was also thinking of sweat
          but in any case i stand by what i said with this correction

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're a good man, anon. you deserve Samus' sweat, and any other stuff her body makes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >butthole.
      Cloaca with fangs.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Light Suit, followed by the Dark Suit, followed by the Varia suit.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Samus suit in Dread starts out as the Varia suit right? This is consistent with Fusions ending?
    Then RB bumps her down right away back to Power suit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. At the end of Fusion she has the Gravity Suit but in Dread she starts with the Varia Suit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://metroid.fandom.com/wiki/Omega_Suit

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick Samus in ball form.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other M was so gay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the baby

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        MOTHER
        OTHER M

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          THAT'S RIGHT PRINCESS
          THERE'S ANOTHA MOTHA SAYS DIS BROTHA
          MOM TWO IF YOU WILL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So fricking fricking fricking fricking stupid.

      Fricking chink characterization.

      Learn to fricking write dialogue you shit fricks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Story felt disjointed
      >Characters and plot points disappear for no reason whatsoever
      >Samus being extremely out of character
      >Ridley is now a fricking pokemon
      >BABY BABY BABY BABY THE BABY
      >Adam sacrificing himself for no fricking reason
      >At least the gameplay was okay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the baby

        "The baby" is only said 8 times, focus on something else shit about it like Adam

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's 8 times too many.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that entire thumbs down monologue flashback is way worse and wayyy cornier than the baby scene anyway

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other M is to this day the only "main" Metroid game that I have never had the stomach to play.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The white is very sleek and the bellbottom shape gives it a unique silhouette.
    I still prefer the Prime trilogy suits the most, the Prime 1 suits have nice bulk without looking overdesigned like the Samus Returns suits, the dark suit has this cobbled-together-from-scraps feel that perfectly portrays the desperate struggle of the Luminoth, the light suit looks almost magical with how seamless it is, and the PED suit is very GF (The cool GF from Prime, not the shitty GF from Other M).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rocket heels
      Sakurai, like Sakamoto, was dead set on turning Samus into a bawd.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he was trolling the feminists that were b***hing about her suit having heels, so rather than remove the heels he made them even longer and gave them a utility.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the Hazard look is neat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's great tough it's really just the PED with different shoulders and a purple aura, still really fricking cool.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      always wish the dark suit had the brown parts be more fleshy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i always liked the prime gravity suit being closer to a navy blue shade than straight purple tbh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks a lot like the classic indigo GameCube, maybe it was a reference?

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zero Suit

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      croc BTFO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      delete this, crocomire is a good boy who did nothing wrong

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally dies in his own acid piss
      huh

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Mega Man Zero suit.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid 6 when?

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? The Power Suit

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the SR Gravity Suit, the Phazon Suit, and the PED Suit. They just look cool.

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