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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope my mods works soon

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy and full of hope
    I enjoyed it

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    these are my thoughts on the patch

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats the point in your posts? just changing the speed or size of the webm slightly so that people have to keep filtering your shit? why cant you just use the same ones over and over and not be a frickin attention gay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Pinklala is based on a scale that's incomprehensible

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        best it can do to garner replies when only two other people talk to it
        just takes a literal dump here because it gets drowned out on /vg/
        these threads would be saved with more attention prostitutes really just so the janny actually looks here for once

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The threads thrive when we
          a) have news/patch notes/content to talk about
          b) debate game design
          The threads suffer when we respond to barryposts or argue about the avatargays instead of ignoring them.

          On that note, I'd like to remind everyone that Square ruined healers by simplifying their DPS rotations. SCH should have its dots back, and SGE in particular should have a much more engaging rotation instead of the slop that all healers currently have to suffer through.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Healers should stick with simple dps options but be required to gcd heal more, a lot more.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              GCD healing is super boring. Broil > Broil > Succor > Broil > Succor > Broil is worse gameplay than Broil spam with oGCDs weaved.
              The oGCD healing is not really the problem, the issue is that the reward for progging your healing rotation is that you get to spam broil and fall asleep.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                every gameplay rotation is ultra boring, Tanks have 3 buttons with a buff to keep up and a fell cleave rotation, DPS have "build stuff, clip ogdc and use stronger stuff on 2 burst minute windows" and healers are 1 button with all incoming damage already calculated so good healers already know exactly how many usages of his spells are gonna take for the entire fight

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd say SAM MNK RDM, maybe even MCH and BRD are interesting enough even in casual content. Pressing things in the right order and pooling resources a little bit to line up a burst is nothing super advanced but it's 100x more entertaining than healing most fights.
                I will praise the devs for one thing though, this new extreme is really entertaining to heal - you can really save pulls with good triage and some rescue usage.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >On that note, I'd like to remind everyone that Square ruined healers by simplifying their DPS rotations. SCH should have its dots back, and SGE in particular should have a much more engaging rotation instead of the slop that all healers currently have to suffer through.
            Okay doomposting Barry you do it for free

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            SCH should have energy drain on a system like toxikon tbh. I don't think it would improve anything, but the reactions would be worth it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Healers are never going to stop being braindead because we've gone past the point of no return when it comes to the casual population. Healers hold too much responsibility and they can't afford to have entire parties getting mad because of healers incapable of doing their jobs. The only way they could fix this is by actually removing the role as a requirement for content and changing it into something else.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I still have some faint hope that because SMN and BLM can coexist, a braindead WHM and complex (SGE/SCH/AST) could too.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They probably already think that is the case with WHM/SGE being the braindead ones and AST/SCH being the harder ones. The rework AST is supposed to get will probably cement their stance on healers going forward.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're a bit harder but not really in a fun way. AST feels really disjointed and the cards are limp (especially compared to their old selves). SCH's kit is interesting and oppositional but still, once you figure out your healing plan for the fight (often using only half of your kit anyway) you are back to Broilling like the best of 'em.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ardbert is an idiot for passing up an opportunity to be with Lamitt

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish lalas were this cute in game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >posts a gif
        >gets plenty of people irrationally seething at it
        >your seething bumps the thread
        >increases post count
        Sounds like you're being played like the fricking moronic autist you are.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cooming in Y'shtola.
    Also I didn't mind Zero as much ever since she dropped both her inconsistent af payments rule and the what are feelings shit that dragged on for too long, so it's a shame that all the actual good parts were at the end.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like men

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dc/world?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally hate the game enough that i stopped giving a shit about any and all aspects of it and its the most freeing shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to wow brother, enjoy a real man's mmo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah frick that i went through the exact same process with wow. I think im finally done with MMOs.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't let the door hit ya where the good lord done split ya

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I really liked it.
    Especially the ending of Myth of the Realm, I really felt sentimental with Deryk.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    After giving up on shirogane houses, I am now the only bidder for a comfy goblet small. Can't wait to get it, bros

    I have all the decorations from my old house in dynamis so it's just an issue of waiting for the mods work again and place them with makeplace

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      which lot is it?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        39
        No circlet, but I'll manage.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, you literally got the ghetto of housing plot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's a outside circle goblet
      lmao

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      two of my husbands

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avatargays have a nice day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      janitor application rejected

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dalamud is finally back
    >vfx mods are fricked up and showing blank squares

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    World of Warcraft Dragonflight won

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does that happen lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        By devs not giving a frick about the game anymore
        DT will be the last expansion before the next FF MMO is out and like XI it will be in maintenance mode

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you have been saying this since shb doomsissy
          keep coping for free

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frickers with their mods trying to blame the game dev of course

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure, but I had Vrtra randomly appear in the background during this cutscene, which I'm pretty sure was also a bug

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a bug, and Azdaja is hovering right next to him . He's supposed to be preparing to fly back to the planet.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He's supposed to be preparing to fly back to the planet.
            **whiiiirrrr* Vrtra, preparing to take off... *whiiiiirrrr* Clear the launch zone, I repeat, clear the launch zone... *whiiiiirrrr* Please enjoy your flight with Thavn Air lines...

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, he was trying to be polite by kindly waiting for the player and everyone else to finish having their conversation before ditching them to get back home quickly so he could finally have some alone time with his sister for the first time in 2000 years. he would've looked like an ungrateful ass if he just took off the second they popped out of that voidgate.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >taller than male hroth
        where were these c**ts when bozja needed defending? if that's their actual size I will actually seether because of lore moronation

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          meant for

          LEGS
          FUZZY LEGS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
      YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
      A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank god I thought I was the only one who had this happen

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    trash like all of the other 6.x patches

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did Yoship hurt you this time?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think Yoshida has even looked at anything about FFXIV since 6.0 launch.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that a good thing? Everyone turns themselves inside out screaming that he's the worst dev to ever exist.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The alliance raid made me cry.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricked up how a goblet is a designed shitting street and not a tiny goblin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      tiny goblins are goblings

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >7 month timegated grind
    >for a fricking recolor
    ffxiv no longer respects your time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait till DT comes out and i can filter out my static by who has the extra special mandragora

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick do I get a dalamud beta key

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need one, it's out.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there a new CC map? I've been doing a few matches and only the usual maps have come up in rotation.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my medium house is too big...
    I can't finish decorating it....

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.fflogs.com/character/na/balmung/cocoli%20coli

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing wrong with being a casual player

      the new /slump emote has high ERP potential
      good for hypnosis RP or "drained of energy after sex"

      Wow, did you already grind that much or did you use a plugin to demo that armor?
      It looks good without the helmet

      I'm not sure, but I had Vrtra randomly appear in the background during this cutscene, which I'm pretty sure was also a bug

      He's flying there after coming back from the portal with everyone

      WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY

      Just use XIVAlexander

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just thought it looked strange because everybody there was talking about him as if he wasn't there, with him just flying stationary the entire time

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not terrible
    Some good parts
    Could have been better but it's been okay

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the new /slump emote has high ERP potential
    good for hypnosis RP or "drained of energy after sex"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would do both of those to that lizard

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY WHERE'S NOCLIPPY

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      been out for over 24h dumb dumb

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oschon chads won, I knew I would win bigly. But this probably the second best part 1 end of expansion .5.
    Nothing will ever be as bad as shadowbringers snooze fest with gaysahi and zebore.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LEGS
    FUZZY LEGS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >taller than the male hroth
      Uhh...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense if they end up being similar to F!Roe. F!Roes are taller than M!Hroths.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That male hroth is likely min-height. My max height male hroth's hips are about the same height as those legs and male hroth have very stumpy legs proportionately. So it depends on where this femhroth stands on the height spectrum for their race but males will likely still be taller but only when they stand up straight.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY FRICK SHE'S HUGE.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is this?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they teased a fem hroth character during the 6.5 MSQ by showing only the legs.
        Obviously people found the model with anamnesis, and it's only the legs because why the frick would they put the full body in the game

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao that's actually pretty funny that its only legs

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >because why the frick would they put the full body in the game
          It just means after all these years, they've learned to not put any assets in the client they don't want the players to see.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        femhroth

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are those characters min or max height

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT FEMHROTH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is gonna be DT end boss isnt he?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah buddy.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still want a bun bun gf

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I realized I hadn't launched the game since July and finally uninstalled.
    "But I'll have to reconfigure my mods when I come back" was keeping me from doing it for a while but I no longer care.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who do i blame for WoL using azem's summoning everytime i fight something?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's literally me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I clapped...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao that's funny
      you suck at prompting though

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish anything regarding the Ancients is done and over for at least a while. Even a worse plot device than everything being Allagan. I also hope Zero has zero screentime for at least the whole next expansion.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I give up with this game, doesn't deserve my sub.
    Gonna demolish my small house just so it doesn't auto-demolish. Been saving up for a mansion anyway.
    Maybe I'll come back during dawntrail, but if its writing and content level is on par with 6.X I will probably never come back.
    Honestly, I'm kind of sad.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    troonygays begging ppl to keep renewing or else they have nowhere to roleplay as a lalafell girl.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish lalas were this cute in game

      HE IS RIGHT LOL

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they made it so you can jump on mt corel again!

    also, healers are fine. if you are bored spamming 1 button you're going to be bored spamming 3 of them. the game is designed to be played like a jrpg. of course its going to be easy in its story mode.

    what i don't understand is why people want the game to be more difficult. its an mmo. mmo players are barely functional morons. look at worlo. that dude who couldn't beat the 5.1 rp instance. why do people want to be the biggest fish in the tiny pond, when there are far more difficult genres to play? or is it just the howling of a tiny but loud minority that demand the game be catered to them?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember seeing his DRK rotation where he couldn't finish a simple 3 step combo back then
      The average MMO player sucks and has sucked for a very long time, no one should be surprised at the design direction....
      That's cool, I thought they changed something with Mt. Corel because I couldn't get up there on that little corner when I last tried

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's crazy that someone who has interacted with maximum of one ultimate way past it's expiration date, didn't/barely touched Savage in Heavensward, is acting like some sort of steward of class design. I know you have shit taste, but you don't have to parrot your opinions from the garbage you read online. You're allowed to have your own, you know! The average mmo player being you, I assume?
        Man, you contribute absolutely nothing here.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hehehe I make people type word salads...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will accept your concession.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The lalas just use this threads as shitpost and avatagaygin since no one wants them on /vg/ and you wonder why.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about?
      You could jump there before 6.5
      I did it fairly often
      The jump was very finicky, but once you got the hang of it you could do it in 1 go

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vouchers from island sanctuary can be sold on the marketboard
    hope they're still pricey when I unlock them

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't even quote people properly
    >again

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    haven't played it yet, too busy

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how do you get it?
    Can you buy it at max island rank alongside the polo or do you have to do some grind like you have to for the new mounts?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah
      this was TOTALLY designed for males, right?
      Fricking prostitute in charge of glam in the game, man.
      Stupid b***h can't do anything right. Someone should fricking rape her.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, that's the Devout job outfit from FF3.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbass.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but you literally proove him right.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The XIV version is the male version of the FF3 outfit, the one Luneth, Arc, and Ingus are wearing. The girl version is a dress. So no.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nta but you literally proove him right.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The second character from the left is male, anon. And the other two guys still have the hood, they just wear it down.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do secondaries like you love to embarrass themselves so much?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally only healing gear is designed for females in this game, we used to have decent crafting glams sometimes, but m*les had to complain and now everything is gender neutral except for mogstation shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume the tickets that you get from shipping the Furball's request. I should be done with the grind tomorrow to double check. Don't currently have access to his requests at R18.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEW BAD
    OLD GOOD
    NOBODY PLAYED HARD CONTENT BACK THEN BTW DONT BLAME THE DEVS MAKING THE ENCOUNTERS BEYOND FRICKING BORING AND PREDICTABLE NO ITS THE 2 MINUTE META THAT'S THE ISSUE
    THE SAME DEV TEAM THAT DROPPED BOTH P6S AND P7S IN ONE SITTING LIKE SQUARE HAS MORE THAN THE ART AND MUSIC TEAM TRYING PER PATCH
    I'm pissed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately for you, I've already applied a chad face to greentext your whole post

      >NEW BAD
      >OLD GOOD
      >NOBODY PLAYED HARD CONTENT BACK >THEN BTW DONT BLAME THE DEVS MAKING THE ENCOUNTERS BEYOND FRICKING BORING AND PREDICTABLE NO ITS THE 2 MINUTE META THAT'S THE ISSUE THE SAME DEV TEAM THAT DROPPED BOTH P6S AND P7S IN ONE SITTING LIKE SQUARE HAS MORE THAN THE ART AND MUSIC TEAM TRYING PER PATCH

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NEW BAD
      >OLD GOOD
      Generally true, yes.
      >DONT BLAME THE DEVS MAKING THE ENCOUNTERS BEYOND FRICKING BORING
      I do.
      >NO ITS THE 2 MINUTE META THAT'S THE ISSUE
      This is a separate issue but still a big issue.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Recent decent fights:
      >p2s
      >p3s
      >p5s
      >p8s (though a bit heavy on bodychecks in p2)
      >p10s (except for bonds)
      >venat ex
      >barbie ex
      >zeromus ex
      >some bits of criterion
      There's still some good encounters this expac, and some rough ones in the past. But now we have this awful job design that's really easy to notice when you're doing your target dummy rotation for 8 minutes against an arena-sized hitbox.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >p2
        yes, underrated fight too
        >p3
        no, even outside of orange shit it sucked, good adds phase though
        >p5
        yes
        >p8
        p1 yes, p2 lol hell no
        >p10
        yes
        the rest is correct outside of criterion, ASS was great but Rokkon sucked

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >p2 lol hell no
          The high incoming damage was thrilling as a healer. High concept was really interesting, and it annoys me when I hear DPS players whining about downtime when it makes for more interesting optimisation. But the #1 reason why I rate p8s p2 so highly is the huge thrill of the enrage phase. Getting past the stress of HC2 and the phoenix heal check and being rewarded with a huge dps buff, the boss going insane, the towers which are just enough to keep you on your toes but aren't a difficult mechanic, the damage output ramping up and up and up with that stacking buff. It's pure raidkino. Endsinger normal had the same idea and it was really well executed there too.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        P8S is literally one of the posterboys together with TOP for dogshit recent fight design in this game.
        A fight where you spend half the time actually fighting the boss and the other half running around the arena like a headless chicken with a thumb up your ass solving shitty puzzles is not fun.
        It worked on UCOB because the trios were short and even then some of them still had uptime management.
        If you want good healer fights that do it better, go look back at O4S P2 with Almagest and E4S as a whole (which is still one of the best fights in the game and has a much better final phase than P8)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >running around the arena like a headless chicken with a thumb up your ass solving shitty puzzles is not fun.
          thats not just half of the fight, thats all of every fight

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >techno dubstep under the weight playing
          >titan ditches the go-kart and becomes a hulking giant
          that was a great fight

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he spits the little one back out as the Primals version of the song kicks in and now you're fighting both at once

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love doing old content where I only have like 2-3 skills. It gets worse every expansion too. I would love to do old stuff if I had my whole fricking kit unlocked.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the 6.X patches.
    I hated Myths of the Realm. What a let down.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pandaemonium was the only 6.x storyline that didn't suck ass.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total Zero death

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So no deaths?

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went back to Vana'diel two patches ago

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is crafting fun yet?

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's she planning?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To chat up my lalaboy in a smoky bar.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, high definition toes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >legs
      >ass
      >feet
      let me guess, you need more?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ass
      >pussy
      >no mouth to b***h and nag with
      The perfect women. Makes sense Hrothgar hide them away.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no breasts to suck on
        >no arms to hold you
        >no hands to jerk you off with
        >no belly to nuzzle and lick
        >no back to massage

        You're pathetic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        enough woman to frick
        not enough woman to annoy and nag

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never really liked the post-EW storyline.
    The alliance raid ending was good.
    The new trial and dungeon were fun.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good.
    Myths story was really good, I enjoyed the memorial scene even if the Raid itself is the easiest one after CT2.
    The Dungeon and Trial were fantastic, the music cues were awesome. I was hoping Zero would stick around. We'll need a tank to replace Vitra.
    Also pretty funny how nonplussed the Scions reunion was, we just have to swing by a taven in 6.55 to pick up Thancred and gang is back together.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We'll need a tank to replace Vitra.
      Thancred is back in 7.0.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We'll need a tank to replace Vitra.
      We'll just get saddled with the gaycat again.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a shit show. Imagine how bad the threads are gonna be in a few months.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm shivering at the thought alone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8 months of hell only briefly interrupted by Asura and fanfest in January

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ehhh we get fanfest this month and it should last a month then complete degen + fanfest in jan and complete degen for like 5 ish month.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll ease up a little in a couple weeks for the EU fanfest, then go downhill until January with the JP fanfest and 6.55. Then it'll tailspin into utter sludge for the following 7-8 months.

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't really matter what femHroth bodies look like because if they're bad mods will fix it
    what really matters is how busted the face is

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he mods

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dump eet

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        only tasteful mods to give women some actual breasts instead of being B cups at best

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          uh huh
          sure

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So which section of Pandemonium are they holding these beasts?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not homosexual enough to understand why that curly-haired catgirl with the DSLs is included in this. Can one of you explain it to me?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              no idea the afro catgirl is pretty based and is a real standout. probably just
              >kind of black? reeeeeeeeee!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            WHY DO THEY ALL MAKE THEM UGLY AS SIN

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Portraits or whatever should've shown you very quickly that the vast majority of people who play this game have shit taste.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                nuh uh. you just can't comprehend my cuteness/coolness/funniness

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cuteness/coolness/funniness
                >cuteness/funniness
                >cute
                >funny

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            whoever Black person-fied Hilda should be strung up and beaten with a stick

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zeromus is fun as frick. I beat him 4 times today (First time with a practice meteors party and then with another one)
    The moment you find a team that can do meteors reliably you are pretty much set and it's not like meteors is pretty hard to do either.
    The other thing that seems to kill a lot of people is the enumeration at the end but I think it's mostly cause there isn't a set in stone rule for where to be placed when that hits so people mostly just run around at random.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The design philosophy is much better because it doesn't rely on limit cut bullshit, it's a lot of fun
      They just need to figure out the difficulty again, make it like Sephirot ya know? It's a bit easy...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        While it's definitely easier than Golbez I still think it's fine as is. There's some moments where you can tell they could have done more like the filler Nox parts and doing a little more with Nostalgia but it's ok.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worst part is that the enums can be very easily solved by just doing the same positions as Branding Flare, but people run around like headless chicken instead.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta deal with the random floor attacks too but yeah, I hope some youtube guide that says to stick with branding positions gets popular enough.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh no not the orange circles
          jesus christ just follow the partner that has it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh no not the orange circles
          jesus christ just follow the partner that has it

          I don't get how people get confused, you can just follow the 4 corners like before...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. You can also resolve all mechanics using a single row since there's enough room for it all, so who knows which strat will end up becoming popular.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is a braindead moronic fight. what do you think is "fun" about it? it's little more than a glorified punching dummy. do you even leave melee range?

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thought new tools were released with the patch
    >6.51
    I want my rod NOW

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the writing team is slowly being taken over by Estiniengays
    Everything is going according to plan

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes you think that after we just spent the past two years with Estinien as wall decoration?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prob because he was in the 6.x patches but he honestly didn't do much besides add some muscle to the group and take his shirt off.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that he's been in these last few patches instead of G'raha being shoveled in.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes you think that after we just spent the past two years with Estinien as wall decoration?

      Tbqh I can't really tell if the writing team are huge Y'shtola and Estiniengays who put them in that storyline despite not having much of a role to give them, or they have no idea how to write/dislike Y'shtola and Estinien but YoshiP put as condition for these patches that they had to be there because they were in need of some screentime. Either one or the other.

      Well, or they just simply kinda such at writing and can't balance more than 3 characters at once.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    aside from the fat troony lalafel posters that post here.

    I assume that most people, including myself, thought it was mid or low patch. Not as bad as stormblood msq though. Though I find it kind of funny they think this will last for another 8 months, when most likely the content will be revolved what happens with mods.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    9 Scions
    Who gets shelved for the DT trials?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just let the player choose.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Avoiding Graha every chance I get.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        good chance hroth mommy will be a tank since we will be ditching varshan

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          We have Thancred and fujogay already.
          Urianger and Alphinaud are guaranteed because they're the two healers.
          Y'shtola, Alisaie, Krile are all casters. One of them will sit out (Alisaie, God willing)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          We still have two tanks without Varshan because of G'Raha. I wouldn't be surprised if the hrothgal is the job representative for the melee job.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want the job representative for corsair to be a dickass rival pirate that follows us around creating problems with his crew of dumb goons.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              we already have that in pugilist, warrior, paladin, thaumaturge (kinda) and blue mage

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's standing on the back of the boat anon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's just that fricking blue haired pirate that they keep forcing on us in Endwalker that gets paired up with the ishgardian loser. He doesn't deserve main character rights.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you realize who voices him? He's here for good.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, who does voice him?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                JP: Same as Estinien
                NA: Same as Zenos

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's voiced by Zenos' VA. They'll keep forcing him.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every character is forced.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This cove's askin' for a right Millin' he is.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Better him than that stupid literal who bunny boy. They even gave him some dramatic entrance scene in EW like I'm supposed to give a frick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoever occupies the same role I guess.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait to travel with her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if I had to guess, it'd be Y'shtola. if Green Mage or whatever Krile is turning into is a dps, Krile could then pull the same role as her, including being the smart one that can read mechanics due to the echo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Y'shtola. She will make a return to the First.

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    check out this video essay about ff14 lmao these morons are so dumb

    video is good, but who is going to watch 2 hour of fricking talking lol. he even got like a 3 hours hermes video that has 300k views wtf guys lmao

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last time i skipped a MSQ cutscene was in ARR. Holy frick this story was bad.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give the Scions their old roles back as Trusts. Thancred can go ROG, Alphinaud can go ACN/pseudo SMN with Phoenix-egi, Y'shtola already has CNJ back for dungeons, Urianger got Lithomancer as a dps for Hydaelyn so give him that for dungeons, then Krile can do CNJ and GRN

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shatter being deleted from the game when?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they'd bring back old shatter, it was mediocre but this new one is absolutely vile.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they'd bring back old shatter, it was mediocre but this new one is absolutely vile.

      The map feels way too cramped and small now
      I also hate the routes to the big crystals now
      Shatter just sucks in general because no one wants to PVP, they just want to smack crystals because of the way it's designed

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If there were fewer crystal nodes around so you'd actually be forced to fight over them it'd be slightly better, but as it is you can basically go 90% of the match without even getting close to either of the other teams.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get your Zero handshake?
      It was very endearing, I'm going to miss her until we go back to The 13th

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey there, Aether Friendo.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hi

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, heres hoping the next exploration zone is the 13th with zero and golbez as the guides

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't realize she was such a fricking womanlet. I'm min height for a Dudelander.

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FYI, the Rank V renovations for Workshops gives 12,000 EXP each, and then completing the last Vision (everything upgraded to max) gives 20,000 EXP. So 68,0000 out of 100,000 from Island Rank 19 to 20 is covered.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shame it takes like 12 hours. I can get pretty close through grinding.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shame it takes like 12 hours. I can get pretty close through grinding.

      oh no no no you braindead cucks are actually going to stay subbed for the next 7 months for a recolor of a mount lmao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course, I got fish to catch

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been playing it since 2010, I know the patch cycles. I have a bunch of goals to work on, currently doing all Zeta relics, halfway done doing all Animus books.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I've been mazed since 2010
          congrats?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mazed
            go back

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Game name?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Final Fantasy XIV (2010)

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks, where do I get it?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Youtube

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good to know, looks like max rank isn't tomorrow but maybe the day after

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you need to be rank 19 to initiate the workshop upgrades?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Granary is 18, Workshop is 19.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah ok thanks, i was hearing workshops didn't have upgrades and was a little confused. Looks like a long night ontop the mountain for me.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chaos dc
    >all the mmogays ive befriended play on crystal dc
    >one mmo eurogay i know doesnt wanna play
    I am considering resubbing just to sit in diadem and farm towards the pteranodon at this rate

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    XIV classic when?

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the Matron's teats

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      give

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHOA MAMA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She got mogged

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah, my goddess

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if there were 2-3 potential unreals per patch and the community got to vote on which one the devs would make?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People would just vote for the easiest one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >community vote
      no

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    flop

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    add body weight sliders
    female only boys can only be skinny

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick that, give me everything from twinks to beefcake

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick that, give me your suicide on livestream.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'll have to come do it yourself, if you have the courage.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not what suicide means, manbreasts. Dumb homosexual.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Since that'll never gonna happen, you'll have to take matters into your own hands.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LEON
        >FRICK MY SISTER LEON

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I came to this planet specifically to get away from you, fricking leave me alone!

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah, my goddess

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow fake c cups

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're a fake c cup

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          shes not going to frick you

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay how do I automate island sanctuary, like literally just have my character bot around and do everything, what application do I use. None of this is fun or engaging at all.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never hated a piece of FFXIV writing more than the conclusion to the Twelve AR. After spending an entire expansion hammering home out the Ancient's blasé attitude towards death was the reason why Hermes went full moron and nearly doomed the entire universe, all but one of the Twelve just frick off and commit suicide just like their Ancient forbears and we're supposed to be happy about it. It's just fricking repulsive acting like killing themselves is some gift to the people. And the whole "well they don't need us anymore" justification is bullshit because you decide to sweep all this shit under the rug anyway so Eorzea doesn't collapse into a panic from the knowledge that their gods are all fricking dead.

    Imagine if all of the Twelve were called back by the prayers of their faithful and they all decided to stay behind to live among their followers as mere mortals. Then every so often you could find them wandering around parts of Eorzea like Alpha and Omega (Halone around Ishgard, Nophica around Gridania, etcetera).

    But no, I guess the power of MONKE is stronger than the collective faith and love of an entire planet. Fricking Christ.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it doesn't sit right that they also just went and suicided after their duty was done when we were supposed to have understood that doing that was a problem. Hydaelyn dying at the end of her duty was supposed to be a sort of poetic irony because she was one of the few who opposed that line of thinking. So why are the Twelve doing it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that ending soured the whole fricking thing for me. Just feels like an immense waste of potential storytelling or at least of nice heartwarming moments of seeing them do stuff they've always wanted to do while busy as deities.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that, what if the WOL dies to something like the Black Rose again? Granted, in that AU they obviously didn't do shit either.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's very different for the Twelve, frankly. For one, they're constructs, and it's clear that their presence might actively get in the way of man reaching the full potential of what they deserve. It's not a case of them KYSing themselves because of societal pressure and suicidal expectation (they even encouraged Oschon to stay behind because he wanted to, contrasted to how the Ancients treated Venat as a fricking weirdo for wanting to do basically the same thing). It's a case of them being constructs that took on a duty to watch over mankind for 12,000 years and probably being pretty fricking worn out over it.

      On top of that, they received undeniable proof that mankind's a better steward of the world than the Ancients were (and by extension, what the Twelve could be), and it's less a case of committing suicide because their job is done and more a parent entrusting the future to their children. Which is an ongoing theme with the entire game, to the extent that it's literally in the lyrics of Answers.
      >To all of my children in whom Life flows abundant
      >To all of my children to whom Death hath passed his judgement
      >The soul yearns for honor, and the flesh the hereafter
      >Look to those who walked before to lead those who walk after
      They finally let go of life not just because they finished their job, but because they were tired and wanted to let mankind carve its own destiny.

      There was no pressure for the Twelve to do it, and it wasn't out of boredom. It was a benevolent self-sacrifice for the sake of their children, to kindle new life.

      >But no, I guess the power of MONKE is stronger than the collective faith and love of an entire planet. Fricking Christ.
      He didn't stay literally for the monke. The monke is just representative of his connection to the world and the people on it that he through his wandering. He's supposed to be a parallel of (You) and Venat because of his adventuring giving him an attachment to the world.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick your facts and critical thinking, what I think is facts and I despise Yoshitpiss for ruining everything about the Twelve.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        IDK how anyone could think the Twelve would stick around after they basically said "yeah we hear your prayers but we don't answer them because we literally can't" in 6.3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Listen, when the WoL shows up, at least one god has to die. He just got a bulk discount this time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it doesn't sit right that they also just went and suicided after their duty was done when we were supposed to have understood that doing that was a problem. Hydaelyn dying at the end of her duty was supposed to be a sort of poetic irony because she was one of the few who opposed that line of thinking. So why are the Twelve doing it?

      Yeah that ending soured the whole fricking thing for me. Just feels like an immense waste of potential storytelling or at least of nice heartwarming moments of seeing them do stuff they've always wanted to do while busy as deities.

      Not only that, what if the WOL dies to something like the Black Rose again? Granted, in that AU they obviously didn't do shit either.

      Frick your facts and critical thinking, what I think is facts and I despise Yoshitpiss for ruining everything about the Twelve.

      Are we really going to pretend like the Twelve were real characters with any meaningful impact on the story?
      They never did anything to help against the ascians or any other villain. They never helped the people that prayed for then neither punished anyone from abusing they faith.
      They were just magic constructs made by venat to restore the balance of the star after the rejoinings, and now that the endsinger and the ascians are gone they aren't needed anymore.
      If multiple ends of the world isn't enough to make the gods do anything, then they just arent real.
      This is pretty much the way the Final Fantasy franchise has always treated Gods. If you want a setting were Gods are caracthers directly involved with the story then go play D&D.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's okay for japan to shit on the concept of gods

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why does the franchise were a bunch of mortals always end up killing some God, at the end of the game, doesn't respect my western definition of God.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they always have
          you know how many jrpgs involve killing some kind of god or deity?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Name 10

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Final Fantasy
              Final Fantasy II
              Final Fantasy III
              Final Fantasy IV
              Final Fantasy V
              Final Fantasy VI
              Final Fantasy VII
              Final Fantasy VIII
              Final Fantasy IX
              Final Fantasy X

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong on all counts, none of those are gods.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you to tell anyone what is and is not a god?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                XI, you kill him twice actually

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You only kill him once. In CoP the mission is to stop him from dying.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're mad because they interpret the writing as being anti-religion and by extension anti-Christianity.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why do you even care if they weren't party members???
        They're fundamental aspects of the setting I've been invested in for 13 years. I wouldn't have cared if they weren't real, I would have even preferred if the question was never answered in the first place. The point is that they were revealed just to be killed. It hits me in the sense of "The setting is finished, that's all. Only new stuff now. No more 1.0."
        >This is pretty much the way the Final Fantasy franchise has always treated Gods
        7, 11, 12, 13, and 15 all have genuine gods in their settings.

        They're mad because they interpret the writing as being anti-religion and by extension anti-Christianity.

        Take it to /misc/ you moronic homosexual.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keeping the Twelve in the background after EVERYTHING that's happened while maintaining a "that's just how the gods work" stance about how they literally don't do anything can only work for so long.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They're fundamental aspects of the setting I've been invested in for 13 years.
          They were flavour text for the capital cities and nothing more, there was nothing for you to get invest in. I can understand if you wanted the mistery of they existence to remain, but are you really surprised that they weren't if every other "God" in the game isn't?
          >7, 11, 12, 13, and 15 all have genuine gods in their settings.
          I can't talk about 11 or 13, but there is no real divinitys on 7, 12 or 15. Just because there are things being called Gods that doesn't mean they are trully Gods. Hingashi if filled with pseudo-Gods.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            12 also has a whole thing about mankind freeing themselves from what they consider to be divine influence

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They were flavour text for the capital cities and nothing more
            There's a LOT more lore to the Twelve than that. But no more.
            >but there is no real divinitys on 7, 12 or 15
            Minerva, the Occuria and Lucavi, Bhunivelze, Pulse, and Etro.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Minerva
              I don't think she is a God, just a avatar of the "will of the world", the closes thing every FF has of a real god.
              >the Occuria
              they call thenselves gods but they don't trully act like ones. They get they asses handed to then by some humans.
              >Lucavi
              They aren't ever explained. They are probably aliens or extradimensional creatures. In FF14 Ultima is a alien.
              >Bhunivelze, Pulse and Etro.
              Have yet to play FF13, so i can't give a opnion yet.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a god is not a god because I say so ok, i will move goalposts because iam a reddit atheist moron
                >Lucavi, They aren't ever explained.
                ARE TOU moronic? DID YOU EVEN PLAY 12? ofc not

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know the Lucavi. the story call then demons and they posses humans as hosts and are the servants of Ultima. that said there isn't anything about then that suggest they are different from any other supernatural monster in the FF setting. They are for ultima what the ascians are for Zodiark, ther isn't anything divine or sacred about then.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I know the lucavi
                >talks the most shallow info you can find in XIV
                you know nothing, poser

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I played the game from start to finish and there isn't anything divine about the Lucavi. Sorry you read too much into then.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read the bestiary next time. And play FFT. Ultima is the Lucifer of Ivalice, an angel who rebelled against the gods. The other Lucavi are angels who joined in the rebellion.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I played the game from start to finish
                If you wanna talk about literature, I suggest you try reading the book first

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're 'divine' because they were created by genuine gods as holy servants, and they were corrupted through various means or baited into rebelling by Ultima, who is an angel. Cuchulainn, for instance, was created to soak up the sin of mankind so it wouldn't taint the world. But the gods underestimated how sinful mankind was and he was corrupted into a demon of filth.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They're 'divine' because they were created by genuine gods as holy servants.
                This is the point I disagree with. I don't think those gods are genuine, specially the gods from FF12. They relly too much on tricking humans to obey then for me to believe they are full blow gods that can control reality and stuff.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's very small, but they quickly mention that the Occuria live "at the far end of the river of time". They're gods who have to intervene indirectly because they exist at the end of time. But they're definitely genuine gods because they made Zodiark who is the 'keeper of precepts', aka the foundation of all universal law. He controls physics itself.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they are true gods why would they make a universe were they are limited like that? Especially if they care so much about meddling with it?
                I can at get why YHWH never do anything, everything is going "accord to plan" so there is no need to do anything more.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The way Cuchulainn got corrupted suggests they really underestimated mankind. He was supposed to soak up mankind's sin so it wouldn't taint the world. But mankind turned out to be so disgusting that it corrupted him into a demon of filth.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lucavi are heavily inspired by real life israelite angels, the Grigori, also known as the Nephelim
                In their OG story, they not just rebelled against god and gave birth to evil men and giants, they tried to guide and mentor mankind, but in doing so sinned, taught humans evil knowledge and essentially violated the rule of free will by giving humans the tools for prosperity, war, lust, so on and on
                This theme is also present in other "Angels" like Azazel who get cast unto the belly of the earth for waging war against the egyptian gods by himself, he is them given reigns to the punishment of the wicked in Sheol
                Or the order of Satans, who distribute punishment to the wicked, and ofc Lucifer in some traditions, Yezidis specially find him a good figure, the king of the earth, for whom they pray to, hence their persecution thru the centuries

                all of this very similar to Lucavi and to Venat in his attempt to challenge the Occuria, sometimes sharing similar roles or overlapping ones but having the same moto of defiance of these ancient gods and champions of mankind, depending on who you ask, and likewise a war follow on their wake.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, speaking honestly, you clearly aren't capable of understanding jackshit, much less ontological and ontic shit, even if one explained epistemologically why you're dumb, you wouldn't get it, because you're too dumb to get it, get it?
                Any attempt to explain stuff that is argued for ages in real life to a moron like you is like dropping droplets of sweet water in an ocean of salt, fundamentally pointless.

                So concede and admit that you're a teen that watched a left leaning youtuber essayist ramble for an hour on how FF is an anti god, atheist work of art, as it's clear that both of you are too illiterate to understand all real life inspirations from classic FF games and are just looking for validation in your own world views, the atheist teen redditor.

                With that said, I accept your concession

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't need to explain shit because you are dumb so I win.
                I'm not even a atheist I just don't expect a japanese game, were teens get to kill god at the end, to take the concept of god seriusly.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one really needs to explain it, yes, if you can't understand why Occuria are essentially gods, you are too dumb to have any discussion with.
                A bird will never be able to understand astronomy no matter how hard you try, and if you do try, you're an idiot aswell.

                And as I've said, you prove the point
                >I'm not even a atheist I just don't expect a japanese game, were teens get to kill god at the end, to take the concept of god seriusly.

                you simply can't grasp any connotative nature in story telling because your american education didn't taught you how to read or interpret text or context

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, japanese people aren't into religious symbolism like westerns are. You have works like Evangelion were there is heavy abrahamic symbolism, just because the author tought it looked cool and exotic. You may be more invested into it than the devs are.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >JP dont symbolism
                anon...

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't said they don't do symbolism. i just said that certain concepts like monoteistic Gods doesn't mean the same thing for then. The Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a good example of that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who said it was? anon, this may be hard to take but you are allowed to be inspired by something, utilize somthing and make allegories out of it without subscribing to it's values, idk what your teachers are telling you to read, but this is something rather obvious and simple that any decent human being understands by default, its an essential tool in making stories.
                no one said that the symbolism must mean something to team in order for them to utilize the themes.
                And SMT is not an argument against this, it proves this, there is a lot more to occultism than just being a two sided coin of us vs them, SMT in fact draws a lot from left hand esoterism and kabbalah, does it means the devs are converted israelites or satanists? ofc not.
                btw, did you know that in hebrew mythology deites can and are killed constantly, the "let's kill god" isn't even a JP exclusive trope, it happens in all mythologies, so who is subscribing to who in this scenario?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think we are discussing different things. I'm just saying that the east has a vision that "god comes from nature", which is diferent of how the west see it, as "nature comes from god". This diference is why there is so many eastern games were you can kill god and the word doesn't just go out of the rails. You can like one vision more than the other, but you can't demand your prefered vision to be picked.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We probably are thinking very differently indeed in how we interpret this althou we ultimately agree because I don't think this have any value in terms of making a story, going back to the original post, Matsuno is a big middle eastern homosexual, so its natural that he will use and absorb themes, as the correlation between lucavi and scions to Grigori and other orders of angels is too jarring to be ignored, and where there is epistemologic stuff that gets translated into the game's story, while a self contained medium, I really don't believe they hold any ontical value in the end, at least not one that transcends the game's own lore.
                So we probably agree in the end, I tend to forget that the popular western culture sees religion as an imanent reality thing while holding fiercily to the antropomorphic and illuminist traditions of before.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So we probably agree in the end, I tend to forget that the popular western culture sees religion as an imanent reality thing while holding fiercily to the antropomorphic and illuminist traditions of before.
                Agreed. In western works the idea of God is more close to what you see in works like Lord of the Rings, where you have a deity like Eru Ilúvatar that is the begining and end of all things. But this is a very western/abrahamic viwe of God that isn't as common on eastern works, were nature/the world normally precedes the gods births.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't Minerva just a humanoid version of the ultima weapons? I would not call then gods.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's the embodiment of the Lifestream, basically the planet's avatar.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              If yoshi wasn't such an airhead with wanting to abandon all 1.0 lore, this could've been so much more than everything is a dumb ancient ideological argument

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                All 1.0 lore should be abandoned, it's old, busted, and overdone, let's move on to something new.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >overdone
                moronic shadowbaby detected
                how can it be overdone if it was choked and buried from the get go?
                allag and ascians are all that exist isn't an 1.0 concept, its an ARR one
                Ascians in 1.0 were side villains, the main threat were Garleans, and Garleans werent the moronic meme of 2.0 foward, they were nuanced asf
                Gaius literally goes from fighting you to aiding you in stopping Nael because he thinks HIM was going insane, HIM, before it was retconned to being a girl.
                all issues and shortcomings of the allag, garlean, ascian arc are because of ARR team trying to twist the plot into a more shounen route
                If anything 1.0 lore had more in common with XI than current XIV
                Even primals werent a moronic fake god trick by ascians, in the unrelease 1.0 Titan he literally suicides to rez the dead kobold back, they had a fleshed out personality when compared to this shit we got stuck with

                know this, the team which fumbled that lore didnt change, they are the same doing DT, all your yoshi wiener sucking about a new story will not bring new fruits, because the same hacks will make the new story, so you will have a new allagan empire, a new garlean empire, a new ancient Black person, everything will be the same but with a new robe.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No more 1.0.
          Outside of the general regions, there's been basically frick-all from 1.0 in the MSQ since 2.0 reinvented the main storyline while winking & nudging at certain plot points many years after the fact (like bringing up Warburton in Stormblood as a DoH questline).

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mystery schizo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's very different for the Twelve, frankly. For one, they're constructs, and it's clear that their presence might actively get in the way of man reaching the full potential of what they deserve. It's not a case of them KYSing themselves because of societal pressure and suicidal expectation (they even encouraged Oschon to stay behind because he wanted to, contrasted to how the Ancients treated Venat as a fricking weirdo for wanting to do basically the same thing). It's a case of them being constructs that took on a duty to watch over mankind for 12,000 years and probably being pretty fricking worn out over it.

      On top of that, they received undeniable proof that mankind's a better steward of the world than the Ancients were (and by extension, what the Twelve could be), and it's less a case of committing suicide because their job is done and more a parent entrusting the future to their children. Which is an ongoing theme with the entire game, to the extent that it's literally in the lyrics of Answers.
      >To all of my children in whom Life flows abundant
      >To all of my children to whom Death hath passed his judgement
      >The soul yearns for honor, and the flesh the hereafter
      >Look to those who walked before to lead those who walk after
      They finally let go of life not just because they finished their job, but because they were tired and wanted to let mankind carve its own destiny.

      There was no pressure for the Twelve to do it, and it wasn't out of boredom. It was a benevolent self-sacrifice for the sake of their children, to kindle new life.

      >But no, I guess the power of MONKE is stronger than the collective faith and love of an entire planet. Fricking Christ.
      He didn't stay literally for the monke. The monke is just representative of his connection to the world and the people on it that he through his wandering. He's supposed to be a parallel of (You) and Venat because of his adventuring giving him an attachment to the world.

      >AIIIIEEEE ZODIARK SAMA
      >I COPY PASTE OFFICIAL FORUMS FOR YOU AIIEEEEEE

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eureka tracker open
    >discord sleep call with the other eureka lifer troons joined
    >pagos instance entered
    yep, I'm balding 35 year old man gaming

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cassie earrings: still unobtained

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >discord clique standing afk while other people prep

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't prep because they don't
          i'm not going to help some pig looking motherfricker pretending to be a woman diddle his clitty with his friends while i kill shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imma drop the secret, frick this shit
          use the gc minion lootboxes for cassie
          you can get em with the stormblood one
          you can get maybe 5 in the time you take to gather morons and prep cassie

          go ahead 4chin and tank this market, frick ashe10

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ashe10
            who?
            i don't care about the eureka rabbit hole i just go in if i see the window for a drop and then dip

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >drop rate in pagos: <1%
              >drop rate in loot boxes: same shit
              why even bother? buy those boxes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick is the king's pact?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >discord clique standing afk while other people prep

        i don't prep because they don't
        i'm not going to help some pig looking motherfricker pretending to be a woman diddle his clitty with his friends while i kill shit

        Holy shit I'm dying
        Posts like these are why people AFK

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was no point in this drawn-out story arc where I cared about Zero, so watching every single named character fangirl out about her after only knowing her for five minutes got increasingly annoying to the point that I started skipping cutscenes.
    I haven't skipped multiple cutscenes in a row since all of the filler in Stormblood, so that's your review; it's been as bad or worse than Stormblood.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey now, I liked the 10 times story characters had walk in freezer IQ so Zero could shine!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hearing Moebrynda's parents visit the island sanctuary at max rank just has me guffaw. Fricking nobody gives a shit about that character, and they keep forcing it.

      What the frick is the king's pact?

      Schizobabble that likes to play off the syntax of old timey biblical translations.

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Zero
    I love Zero
    Zero is smart
    Zero is strong
    Zero is cool
    Zero is a great character
    Zero is a great addition to the team
    Zero!
    Zero!
    Zero!

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    zero is literally poochie and i look forward to hearing in next patch that she died returning to her home planet

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good.
    Zeromus EX was a lot of fun to clear.

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Emet-Selch was the first one to go "UHMMM, BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR SO CALLED GODS REALLY ARE, HUH?"

    So, did he know? That they were constructs built by Venat/Hydaelyn to clean up his messes? How did he feel about it? Did it never occur to him that there must have been a reason why they only repaired and never actually stopped him from doing it in the first place?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he prob knew. I can imagine it made him seethe. Especially Menphina

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what grand mysteries are left, given this expansion as a whole felt like MGS4 where it just went through a giant checklist of explaining loose ends back2back2back instead of saving something for later.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simple, you continue on with new stories, new places, and new mysteries.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The general idea is that they are closing up loose ends and filling in plotholes so they can move forward and make new story content without being shackled to 1.0 lore any longer.

      We'll see how it turns out, they could just as easily be moronic and go right back to ascians and allagans.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They would have been better off if 7.0 was completely unshackled, and that includes returning characters. They had an opportunity to scale content/skills and make an expansion for once that doesn't require 300+ hours of MSQ before it to attend.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what you want them to do is completely throw away everything and everyone from before Dawntrail.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd like for them to just drop the sub fee and consider the game done. Move to a pay-per-update model instead for people that want to play whatever new scraps they release.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could also just quit and pretend that they closed the servers.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's my intent when this expac is over and I fricking clear TOP. Frick Dynamis Sigma & Omega. The game shot itself in the foot storywise stakes-wise, as nothing will prompt as much danger as what Endwalker introduced and dealt with, with us going to the edge of the universe and what not.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the whole point of this Zero arc. They're designing things so that people can eventually start the story at Patch 6.1. That's why a lot of the stuff on the First felt like a recap episode.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are correct but the problem is that the Scions are too popular to leave behind, people even within these threads will have complete meltdowns at the idea of the WoL moving on to a new setting/story and not bringing them along. We still don't know the full story behind 7.0 so eh, maybe it'll be interesting enough.

          That's the whole point of this Zero arc. They're designing things so that people can eventually start the story at Patch 6.1. That's why a lot of the stuff on the First felt like a recap episode.

          Doesn't work because the scions are present, they themselves are spoilers, graha alone spoils a whole expansion.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Doesn't work because the scions are present, they themselves are spoilers, graha alone spoils a whole expansion.
            Anon, do you think someone who actively chooses to start in 6.1 gives a shit about getting "spoiled" on what happened before that moment?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, that's the entire point of having a second place to start the game.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sub humans even within these threads will have complete meltdowns
            Why the devs feel like they should listen to these mentally ill transvestites? its like the game is being held hostage by a dozen of discord socipaths, and the devs take their hrtrage as gospel instead of trying to be original for once

            iam surprised that ishikawa had the balls to kill emet for good instead of making him a scion because reddit morons simp him

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They had an opportunity to scale content/skills and make an expansion for once that doesn't require 300+ hours of MSQ before it to attend.
          Do you really want this game to have it's own version of Cataclism from WoW?
          Spoiler alert! It doesn't work and everyone prefer the pre-cata version.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            game already have lvl sync

            wanting a game that scales doesn't mean redoing old zones and assraping them

            they just needed to make the new xpac lvl synced so new players could choose to start there or at arr
            it's not a difficult concept to grasp

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              How you think they should deal with the job skills? I really don't want to go back to ARR BLM were I just do fire 1 until i need more mana.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I figure the baseline would require people be lvl50+ and job unlocked at the least. You level so damn quick in the base game these days that a standalone expansion shouldn't have to worry if you've cleared Praetorium as a baseline. Just make them deal with progressing MSQ until you've joined a GC and unlocked your first mount.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the main problem would be going from ARR to a new expansion. The players that start like that won't have any idea of what is happening.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's why I preferred XI's setup where each expansion was self-contained, or had variations of a cutscene depending on your progress with another expac to account for you knowing an NPC, or the state of a given NPC. If 7.0 were to be stand-alone it'd have had to be a situation where we have 2.0 as the baseline, 3.0->6.0 as one MSQ, and 7.0 would be a different MSQ you could opt to tackle instead.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think this would only work if there was a time skip. Like if the WoL got send to the future or was preserved in a static state for years, something like that.

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to do the new content
    >try to muscle though the msq
    >see Zero tip her hat for the 200th time
    >lose interest
    >repeat ad nauseum
    I haven't skipped a single story cutscene in this game, but this b***h is breaking me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero and the 6.x patches are kinda of a litmus test. If you can stomach it without skipping you can stomach any story of any game, no matter how bad it is.

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ever read something that gets the hair standing up on the back of your neck?

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally only play this game to pose my female viera, miqo'te, and au ra getting dicked by a character I made to be my self-insert. When female hrothgar get released that'll be my next frickdoll.

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did Gankeralt land this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tattoos

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just love how the "Scions must die" squad just keep going on and on endlessly about how they're apparently a huge problem for the game and theirs is the actual popular opinion without actually giving a single argument for why they're bad for the game other than "I don't like them so neither should you" and then get mad when the devs actually cater to the majority that plays their game and not four homosexuals circlejerking in Ganker.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It took them 7 years to give the Scions some kind of personality.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So? You should be glad that they're better now then.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are indeed better, but that doesn't mean that I want to always deal with them. I'm not saying they should die off, but the game would be better for it if we had a different adventuring group from time to time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There we go, one of the Scion fanboys showed up and is now going to have a meltdown because someone dared bring up the concept of not having them in the story moving forward.

      Note how the first thing the sad individual brings up is killing them off, despite no one saying that should happen.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Scion fanboys
        You mean the normal playerbase of the game? Yeah one would think it would be easy to find someone like that in a XIV thread.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          there is nothing normal with a troony, homosexual.
          you're not only dumb, but you also move goalposts and attack strawmen, you a dumb Black person that can't understand why so many people are tired of scions, I bet you post memes of graha eating a taco haha so funny epic meem updoots to the left

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You will
            NEVER
            EVER
            be a woman
            You should have a nice day
            NOW

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NO UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

        Tell us who you want the Scions replaced with. The name of their organization, their race makeup, their personalities, their jobs, etc.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone, the WoL could be free to make new friends that could be literally anyone or anything from anywhere or anywhen. The options are utterly limtless.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So do it. Who's stopping you? Not the Scions, if they did, you wouldn't have met a single character in the entire game, given you meet them first of all.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            WoL is constantly making new friends.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you'd be ok with them putting the scions on the bench from here on out and these new friends taking their place?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok but why should they do that?
                How would this improve storytelling?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                First you need to tell us which of the friends are worthy to become regulars and replacements. Also how recently they showed up is a consideration, is Erenville allowed to stay because he debuted in Endwalker or does absolutely every single character from 1.0 to 6.55 need to be purged in holy flames and forgotten about?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think they could still pop in from time to time but generally yes I'd be okay with leaving them out for a while. We did "disband" after all. It's clear Thancred and Urianger have their own things going on that they're fine doing alone, and Y'shtola is perfectly content to be left to her cross world research. We don't need to drag them along constantly.
                As for who, well new characters for one thing would be nice. As long as they're actually likable and well written unlike Varshahn and Zero.
                And there's plenty of old faces too like Hoary Boulder, Coultenet, Fordola, Arenvald if he gets some new legs, and a whole host of characters who are currently exclusive to raid sidestories that could be adapted to the MSQ like G'raha was.
                I just want some variety, for some of the less developed characters to become more developed, and for some of the more developed characters to earn their peace for a minute. A fresh start doesn't feel very fresh if we're still hanging out with the same now-veteraned cast we've been hanging out with for 10 years, especially after we just made a big deal of splitting up.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A fresh start doesn't feel very fresh if we're still hanging out with the same now-veteraned cast we've been hanging out with for 10 years, especially after we just made a big deal of splitting up.
                I agree. It was rather pointless to split up when we were all together again almost immediately after. The Scions don't have to disappear outright, just give us some other characters to frick around with. Even if they're as badly written as the Void series.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Even if they're as badly written as the Void series.
                Went from "The only way the story could be good is if the Scions leave" to "I don't care if the game turns to shit and is badly written so long as the Scions leave".

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never said the story would only be good if they leave though, just that we don't always need to have the Scions. The Scions aren't particularly well written either, they're barely a step above the 6.X series characters and were about the same level as Zero from ARR to Shadowbringers.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Excuse me, but Urianger is based especially when he's being moronic keikaku man.
                Doubly so when the antagonists are so moronic his moronic keikakus work.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Scions aren't particularly well written either, they're barely a step above the 6.X series characters and were about the same level as Zero from ARR to Shadowbringers.

                Don't try to backtrack out of the fact you just said you don't care about the actual quality of the story as long as they're not there.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                SE needs them because they need recognizable and marketable faces, and the playerbase wants them because of familiarity.
                You're in the minority, mate. And you'll always be in the minority. You're not convincing anyone, you're not changing anything.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you'd be ok with them putting the scions on the bench from here on out and these new friends taking their place?

            Oh, you must be new around here. See, there's been these patches, they were kinda lame, but they had these characters called Zero and Vrtra, they're not Scions but they've been our companions for a while. There's also this bunny guy called Erenville who is gonna be joining us for next expansion, and it seems he brought this femhroth character (that's a new race, in case you didn't know) who's also totally getting teased as a new companion. I know it's hard to learn these things when you don't play the game, but maybe you should try it before you criticize the story and try to make suggestions?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you must eat this turd sandwhich before telling it tastes like shit sweetie 🙂

              you talk like an aids infested homosexual

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're not interested in playing the game, I'd suggest you move to another thread, and don't make suggestions when you don't know about the topic you're trying to engage in. Thanks and see you around anon!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you don't like what I like leave
                go cry in your discord hrt group you hemorroid

                this game is in a dire state and homosexuals like you act like yoshi farts don't smell

                I hope that one day your low intellect spine acts up and make you realize that making a product the sum of your personality isn't a good thing you mentally ill homossexual

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>if you don't like what I like leave
                Oh the irony.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one that sits here all day long b***hing how you don't like the Scions and want them to leave so surely everyone must feel the same

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                doomsissy
                please
                you do it for free every single day
                take a break

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do the Scions make you shit yourself in rage so hard?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                apparently cultist ESL don't understand proper language and think that criticizing a moron acting like a karent equals disliking the scions

                are you even capable of proper thinking?
                do you realize how offputting this estrogen tantrum of your kind is offputting to people? do you ever wonder why big streamers ditch this game and why no one watches your pathetic queer dj streamer?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you done screaming random buzzwords and worshiping trannies, child?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you really calling other people ESLs?
                Black person come on. read your fricking post

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How DARE YOU actually like the main cast in the game we're playing?! I don't like them so they HAVE to go! I haven't given a single reason why this would make sense in-story or how this would actually improve the game, it just HAS TO HAPPEN!
        >No, it absolutely has nothing to do with my personal tastes, it has to do with story QUALITY.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Scion fanboys
        You mean the normal playerbase of the game? Yeah one would think it would be easy to find someone like that in a XIV thread.

        >NO UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

        Tell us who you want the Scions replaced with. The name of their organization, their race makeup, their personalities, their jobs, etc.

        Just as foretold, here comes the meltdowns because someone brought up the idea of moving forward without the scions.

        >SCIONS MUST DIE!!!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          tbqh Graha should have really eaten that .45ACP round

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >about how they're apparently a huge problem for the game and theirs is the actual popular opinion without actually giving a single argument for why they're bad for the game other than "I don't like them so neither should you"
      Now with a core cast of 9 that rotate in terms of relevancy, I'm not saying the Scions' writing and characterization is top-notch and there isn't room for improvement, but something I see a lot in those discussions with people arguing for a new group is that they don't enjoy how overall positive and amicable they are towards each other. It's why pre-development Fordola is a popular pick for a potential scion, even though she'd be AWFUL at it, and frankly the only reason why she'd work as a permanent companion is if she too learned the power of friendship and got nicer. They don't like the positive attitude, the friendliness, the willingness among the scions to talk shit out like adults when problems arise. They want more HW Estinien calling Alphinaud a naive little gay for thinking nice things can happens while ignoring the question of why would someone who doesn't agree with the scions'/Wol's ideals want to be around them regularly?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny because half the reason I liked the Scions when I started playing the game was that for one fricking time I started playing an rpg well, as much of an rpg as this can be said to be and the party were actually a group of individuals with a shared ideal who could actually act reasonably about their feelings and differences instead of needing the player character to play babysitter for hours before they become tolerable. Even then they still had some in parts like HW and ShB like you yourself mentioned, just not to the degree of "misunderstandings into dramas" most rpgs go with.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was sincerely hoping after the scene in 6.0 about going their separate ways for a bit, most of them would frick off for a few patches or even the rest of the expansion and start introducing and developing a cast of new characters instead of the token ~3-4 for each expansion that then promptly frick off, not having them all immediately show up in 6.1 barring the twins. I don't dislike them for the most part but I do find many of them boring at this point.
        My pipedream was the twins wouldn't appear at all until the very end of 6.55 revealing they finally went through puberty instead of being just Alphinaud and Alphinaud (Female) still, but that would require time to actually pass in game and we can't have that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >My pipedream was the twins wouldn't appear at all until the very end of 6.55 revealing they finally went through puberty instead of being just Alphinaud and Alphinaud (Female) still, but that would require time to actually pass in game and we can't have that.
          You are right anon. that does sound like a pipedream.

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zeromus sucks ass to farm at least I only have 14 left

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I don't understand about the "sundering" did venat make every ancient that got hit by the sundering lose memory? isnt that basically killing them? did she do that to everyone? even her friends? That gotta be hardcore.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fartz

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd play FFXIV if I could make a character like this

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    balls deep ejaculation with penis captivus on a viera while suckling on her nipples and sniffing her hair for hours until unstuck

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just as foretold, here comes the meltdowns because someone brought up the idea of moving forward without the scions.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just as foretold, here comes the two anti-scion buttbuddies to have their weekly circlejerking session where they try to pretend like they represent the majority.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's "melting down"?

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like viera

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The females look like their momma hit the wine too hard during pregnancy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How so?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gimme bunny girls
      gimme bunny boys
      gimme gimme gimme bunny

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        here is your body positive 2024 xiv race

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone who disagrees with me is one discord raider swapping every post with airplane mode!

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... I miss my redeemed wife Zero.....

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is the hairy armpit? you had one job

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Myths made my heart pump, really felt like an end to this era of eorzea. Wish the final boss was a tad more chaotic, wouldn't mind an extreme 24 man one of these days.

    Trial was easily the best end trial in ages.

    Story wrapped up most things rather nicely. Think Zero's overall situation, especially regarding the thirteenth people on the 1st, could have been done better. The void is still a possible area to explore in the future. The entire thing was always a victory lap where we were resolving leftover plot threads in eorzea and it probably hit better for long-time players. If you consider EW as an ending to XIV, I'd consider it about as good as an MMO can get.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wish the final boss was a tad more chaotic
      I was really disappointed there was no mix'n'matching of attacks of all of the previous fights in the tier.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      EW was really polarizing in the writing department. At times there were some really decent/good moments, but then you have the absolute trash fire that is Zero and the Twelve finale. It really didn't feel like a victory lap, more of a way for them to dump as many plot points as possible so they can start as fresh as they advertised in 6.1.

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are never getting rid of the Scions. Especially Yshtola.

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy yoshit piss cultists are mad anon really hit the spot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      epic burn, they'll never recover from such pwnage

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you feel about Middies?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big fan.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute/10, would bond one, i wish middies were real

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My EB is a middie and she’s great and I miss her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are cute

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish they were real

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Middie boys are hot

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No we’re not, we’re cool but not really

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          want to nuzzle his stubble

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game needs more buns.

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The only way the story can be good again is if the Scions leave.
    >Why'?
    >...

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hrothgals!

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LalaBlack folk are insufferable.

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are STILL freaking out because someone dare mentioned that the scions could be retired and other characters could become the new adventuring party.

    insane

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, this playerbase fricking hates when any characther takes the spotlight away from they WoL. It took years to get people used to the scions so there would not be too many complains.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, this playerbase fricking hates when any characther takes the spotlight away from they WoL. It took years to get people used to the scions so there would not be too many complains.

      There were people saying "the Scions' stories are already done they should leave" all the way back in SB. RIGHT before ShB actually made the Scions it's main focal point and succeeded hard in part because of it.

      Now Square has literally already told us in advance that DT will be similar, that the Scions' conflict will be one of the focal points, and yet you've still got people insisting their stories are done and they should leave.

      samegay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?
          why are you pretending to be me?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yikes anon, I never use that theme, don't try to act like I'm me. I mean, you're me.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick are you getting at

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder the expansion that introduced the most new characters and places at once, ShB, was also the expansion that revolved most around the Scions. That expansion also had two characters join the Scions as new additions.
    This "No new characters can be introduced because of them" argument isn't just unfounded, it's straight up literally the opposite of what actually happens ingame. The vast majority of characters are introduced through them. Literally no one has introduced us to as many people as they have.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There were people saying "the Scions' stories are already done they should leave" all the way back in SB. RIGHT before ShB actually made the Scions it's main focal point and succeeded hard in part because of it.

      Now Square has literally already told us in advance that DT will be similar, that the Scions' conflict will be one of the focal points, and yet you've still got people insisting their stories are done and they should leave.

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Content wise it was probably the most we've gotten for MSQ in all of the "Part 1" patches before it. But it just felt underwhelming. 13th is still fricked just like it has been since they suggested fixing it back in 5.X with the role quests, Alliance Raid was neat but didn't have the amazing music of the previous two and the bosses felt like baby mode with their extremely slow casts.
    Extreme is neat but I honestly think the meteor mechanic is bugged or was barely tested.

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard/easy is the new EX? Can I safely blind it or should I do everyone else a favor and look up a guide?

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is a shame we could only see the femhroth legs
    Also sex with bunny women or something like that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this AI? is too good taste for commissioners
      those candies, nice touch

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, looks like ingame model, or at least the head and heavily photoshopped body + candies

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its modded ingame + photoshop

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          artist name?

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill off the scions and replace them with their doppelgangers from other shards who have different personalities

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unlimited fps
    >game tries to blast off to like 300 fps for no reason as my pc screams
    >limit it to 60 since titty physics is best at 60
    >game stutters between 30-60
    MAKE UP YOUR FRICKING MIND AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      get a better ps3

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        im on a fricking 4080
        i dont understand how it can go full fricking moron if i try to limit the fps

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cap its framerate in your GPU drivers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The built in frame limiter is fricking moronic.
      Do it in your GPU settings.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Games engine shit
      I have top tiee pc and yet many npcs makes frames shit themselves while playing games which are more demanding and spawning millions of entities barelt affects me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game's limiter is fricking busted on Win10/11 in borderless. Shit basically acts like it's limiting off diving the actual current framerate.

      Eg. 144hz monitor, the 1/2 mode would bring it to 72hz, but if it's hovering around 90fps, it gets shot down to 45fps with the limiter on.

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >free players have access to half of the game
    >subscribers have access to nothing if their sub lapses

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why you make a free trial account for downtime.
      I mean, assuming you even want to play in between subs. Now that they're adding SB I will though, I fricking love SB trials and raids.

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally get to lvl 19 in island sanctuary
    >don't have the garnet to level my workshops

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Head off to a faraway land
    >Make new friends, some temporary some permanent
    >Spend the next 10 year arc building up that connection and having their personal arcs slowly exposed and worked through

    or

    >Thancred shows up
    >Comments on the fact that he's not really needed
    >Stands around and makes a few quips
    >Leaves until the next dungeon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      See here's the problem with your post.
      You added an "or" where no "or" was needed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The second instance he posted is literally what happened twice already in EW.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And it didn't stop us from making new friends and preparing to head off to a faraway land, did it?

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best part of this patch is the cool PvP gear
    I dyed mine yellow.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't like new sets

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Royal Blue on a mix of A type and B type as a tanking glam.

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIG SOFT TACOS
    OH BIG SOFT TACOS
    OH BIG SOFT TACOS
    SO BIIIIIIIIII-IG

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Amaurot and Dead Ends succeed while Lunar Sanctum fell flat? I honestly think storming Golbez's Void Castle would be cooler than fighting goblins in a generic fantasy town.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better writing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amarot and Dead Ends were the capstone for their respective MSQ. I'll take Golbez's Wild Ride over Paglth'an from last expac.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having three dungeons where you relive the dying moments of a civilization is a little much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Lunar Subterranae was cool.

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saves your patch

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played 12 and I genuinely could not tell you the story.
    I think it was about escorting Ashe to Arcadia so we could convince the evil prince to stop invading Rabanastre?

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick I hate the duel system so much it’s so SHIT to farm shitty fricking mobs, spawn a CE, don’t get hit, have someone steal the duel and die instantly, come back ONE FRICKING HOUR later, hit some shitty mobs, spawn a CE, get hit this time, have to wait a fricking HOUR, come back in an hour, hit mobs, spawn a CE, don’t get hit, some gay fricking jacks the duel again, come back ONE FRICKING HOUR later, hit some mobs, spawn a CE, everyone dies, die to a solo stack marker
    What the actual Black person were they thinking bozjagays this y’all’s content, the most insanely time gated shit I’ve ever seen.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue, get lost actions/essences to survive the solo stacks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        “No”

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      duels are made for good players
      you're obviously not one

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have all the zadnor duels done, only need Lyon 1 and shart because spawning the CEs takes fricking forever

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 12 lore is shit

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute lalafell slop.

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    concept art lalafell

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      have some concept art tarutaru instead

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        concept art lalafell

        Why is concept art always so good and the final product is always unoriginal shit?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          way easier to make evocative concept art than an actual model
          i doubt you can show me a model in any video game ever made thats better than its concept art

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like 3D modelers just suck big dick

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              also applies to 2d sprites, if it has to move its necessarily going to end up being a lower quality artistic product than the raw interpretation of someones idea of a concept

  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really interested in seeing how they handle the next story and where the overarching plot takes things. Endwalkers finale seemed like the logical way to end the story and start the next one off on a clean slate, when they balked at the idea of making that clean cut they put themselves in a really weird spot. They've attempted to end a bunch of side plot points but by not fully detaching this new story from the old one (same setting, scions, etc) it's already feeling a bit awkward, especially considering the massive ancient-washing they did to the games backstory and lore.

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we had FFTA moogle instead of lalafell

  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill hunt trannies
    behead hunt trannies
    stick a hunt troony into the S ranks mouth

  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Scions are scattered and blamed for a coup, we need to find sanctum in Ishgard
    >Ilberd has torn down the wall, summoned a Primal powered by Nidhogg's eyes and we've been forced into war with Garlemald because of this
    >towers have sprouted across the entire world and everyone is being tempered to bring about the Final Days, we're going to Sharlayan to get answers on why they aren't helping
    Meanwhile this is how we're entering 7.0

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's how you know shit's gonna go wronger than ever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The weirdest part of all is being told hey no the story won't have another world ending threat immediately, and then it had another world ending threat immediately. Then we proceeded to take care of it with the energy and focus of a side quest, didn't even check in with half the scions, didn't bring up or utilize any of the half a dozen void plot points that already exist, and now oh by the way it's over lets go on vacation haha.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a filler arc. Stop overthinking it because they really, really didn't. This was the Garlic Jr. saga of XIV.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ok so, our job was to repair the world every time there's a calamity. But now that it's for 200% sure that there won't be new calamities, we're gonna allow ourselves to fade away.
        >Wait, but me, Y'shtola and Estinien are currently trying to stop a guy from causing one. Maybe you shouldn't leave before you learn whether we succeed or not.
        > ...what? Since when?
        >Since a while ago? Have you not been paying attention?

        Man, they really did not take into consideration the possibility of the player doing the alliance raids before the MSQ.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        EW ancientwashing old lore
        patches botching the twelve and blatantly ignoring all existing lore regarding the void
        along with yoshi's lie regarding DT being a new beginning and the scions disbanding in 6.0 just to be back up in 6.1 are proof enough that this game hit it's higher point, it's not a matter of hype anymore, its a lack of talent in the team to mantain the quality thruout the game, everyone praised it for its story, but if this, their strongest point fails to deliver so hard in so many ways all at once, what can we even expect from their weaker facets?
        Yoshi can't just count on a prodigy dev rising up from the office boxes every xpac and bringing something new to the table, because there aren't that many ishikawas or sokens in general, and worst of all he doesn't have back ups in case things go awry
        ishikawa proved to be a one hit wonder writer, but openly unable to handle a management role, soken melodic riffs are cool and all but he have no texture whatsoever his songs dont even have good counterpoints, eventually the wonder fades, the hype dies and what is there to carry the game? the whales are only just so loyal as the game's value, if the hype dies down and this isn't the hot zoomie game anymore people will move away, riot is making an MMO and they are known for being able to catter to these specific demographic, it wont be dyes, accessories, or lifestyle content that will hold the game value if riot's game offer it all but better.
        so what do we have? we either close our eyes and sing tralalala while pretending everything is fine and ignoring the future, living in the present as teenagers, or we point it out and get called doomers and attacked by those who want to deny reality, ultimately the louder ones win and people who would support and promote the game get driven away.
        at that point dont be surprised your ship is sinking and no one is throwing a rope your way, which way xiv? riot is knocking

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm not reading all that so good luck or I'm sorry that happened

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not reading your schizopost

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's still more plot in .55 to set up the expansion, dumb Black person

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Femhroth arrives
        >"Yo homies go help out the kang"
        >"Ok"
        >Roll credits

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm mad at this situation I've made up in my mind
          ok

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im not mad at it though.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Femhroth NPC arrives
          >scions: "wow we've never seen femhroth before!"
          >meanwhile theres a dozen femhroth adventurers roaming the city and probably a femhroth WoL in talking distance

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Every time man.
            Though it can't be worse than a viera WoL getting vierasplained by Fran.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A normal expansion has all of .4, .5, and .55 to setup the next expansion. So far we've had a letter on a desk and an earring with .55 being the only buildup the expansion gets.

        It's real fricking strange.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          not particularly. what did we know about stormblood between 3.5 and 3.55?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >more plot
        part 2 are always short
        what plot will happen in 3 quests?
        femhroth will show up
        invite you there
        quest ends with a ship

        enjoy waiting 10 months for DT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are so many people so angry that Dawntrail isn't an even bigger escalation of death doom and destruction? This isn't fricking World of WarCraft and we just ended a being whose song would end all of existence. A cooldown expansion without stupid-moronicly high stakes is what's needed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an Avengers situation which they shoehorned themselves into. Everyone stayed tune for Endgame, and then interest for phase 4 afterwards was completely obliterated after due to fatigue. A more 'down to Earth" expac this playerbase has never heard of, especially in an MMO that went completely full balls to the wall Anime bullshit with the plot.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Interest for phase 4 didn't fall because of Endgame, it fell because every damn Marvel movie from Endgame onwards was garbage.
          Except GotG 3. That's the only one I was still holding to and then called it quits for good after.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The postpatch MSQ could've been our cooldown period but we immediatly went to the void to prevent Super Zodiark from sundering the Source and it took all 5 patches to stop her. Now we're given a vacation letter and rushed out the door with zero explanation why we should care about Tural.

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe an FFXI beastmen boss is a focal point in 7.0.

  127. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >summons triangles
    >OH MY HECKING SCIENCE, THALIAK IS A MATHS BOSS!
    I don't get it. Every boss in the game is about dodging shapes, what makes Thaliak's so special? Did I skip a mechanic where he asks me if 1 is a Prime number?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE PYTHAGORAS

  128. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    people keep doing drive by pets on my lala

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