This is implying there's a reasonable scale, but there's no such thing. I'd consider Elden Ring a 1/10, it's easily one of the most boring games I've played yet, would other people disagree? Obviously. But we have to listen to other people even if you think they're moronic. Because maybe, just maybe, they're absolutely right.
>This is implying there's a reasonable scale, but there's no such thing.
Most moronic thing I've read in a long time, but it really does explain a lot about Ganker.
>theyre completely playable
If a game puts me to sleep its 1
horizon zero dawn
nugow
pokemon
zelda on the switch
Sonic frontiers
Yakuza 7 and 8
all 1s. Im not going to protect your feelings for making a playable version of nyquil.
>theyre completely playable
If a game puts me to sleep its 1
horizon zero dawn
nugow
pokemon
zelda on the switch
Sonic frontiers
Yakuza 7 and 8
all 1s. Im not going to protect your feelings for making a playable version of nyquil.
I can overlook stories, and for what it's worth norse Kratos was kind of interesting. But the game is just so fricking BORING. I don't know how we went from what was basically western DMC to whatever the frick this is. Even when you're not just walking and talking, the combat has nothing going for it.
I don't play games that are that bad, and TotK is one of the most disappointing games of all time, so it deserves the hyperbole solely for not having real dungeons. Frick nu-Zelda.
I rate games based on how much they surpassed or failed to meet my expectations. If I go into a shit looking game and it's total garbage, I don't really care. I won't think about it, won't care to rate it, and will move on. If I go into a game that I'm super hyped for and it's a massive disappointment that pisses me off, I will care enough to shit on it, especially if everyone else is sucking it off.
I mean yeah, objectively to me BotW is like a 7/10 game if I consider it a new IP that just isn't my kind of game. But as a Zelda fan it should've been my kind of game and I have never been more disappointed with a game in my entire life for so many reasons. Games are an emotional experience, and I rate them as such, I'm not playing a game to analyze them and think about how objectively good or bad each part is, I see another seed and I drop the score by another point, that simple.
spbp
To be fair it was a 9/10 until you realized it blows its load in the first few hours. What a fricking disappointment of a game, it's a shame so many newbies just shut their brain off and played it like a walking sim.
Correct. Got it for my Birthday because I liked the Underworld Movies for reasons and it was absolute fricking dogshit you just walked through featureless sewers while werewolves literally fell from the sky on top of you. Returned it in tears hours later and got 99p for it.
It's a very popular game, so lots of people playing. Trannies of course play popular game but it's trannies so they don't shut up about it and scream really loud about how they are a proud troony and they love game.
And as usual anything they like somehow is twisted around to validate their brave life decisions.
This is Ganker, so what I just said translates to "oh good now I can shitpost about how people who like thing are a troony."
You now have the entire story.
Some pajeet thinks that saying "I'm a chad and like Fallout 3" and "Troons play Fallout NV" are arguments. Same sort of psychosis that the Dark Souls 2 homosexuals push, but even less grounded in reality.
shovelware doesnt get a fricking grade.
If my homework was due to my teacher and I jammed a log of shit in her face, shes not giving me a fricking 1-5/10, shes sending me to the principals office to be fricking expelled
Legitimate 1/10s just aren't worth talking about. 6/10s (a D grade) would be a more legitimate discussion, though you'd still have casuals who've never played a legitimate 6/10, either. And people who just want to whine about fanbases that they don't like.
Don't even bother telling them, these gays can't tell the difference between a bad game and a game they just happen to not like.
Now Im gonna play the funny game that lets me hit lightspeed by going backwards. That or... Daikatana
I'm not going to waste my time on games everyone knows are dogshit. I'll play acclaimed games and use the ones I've played first as the basis for rating the rest.
>This is implying there's a reasonable scale, but there's no such thing.
Most moronic thing I've read in a long time, but it really does explain a lot about Ganker.
Name 5 reasons for why you think using numbers to rate anything is 'reasonable'. Better yet, explain how something like 6/10 or 7/10 means anything. >oh, I liked that game, it's a 8.1/10 for me >man, that game sucked, what a 2.77/10
Absolute mental illness.
So now 'understanding single digit numbers' is a mental illness. I guess kids literally just didn't go to school for two or three years so it makes sense that people are getting more moronic.
Show me how numbers actually mean anything outside of math (which doesn't exist outside of itself). Really, do that. You won't because you're mentally ill. And you'll jerk off to reviews of games with a score higher than 8/10 and you'll get angry when the latest entry of your favourite franchise gets a score lower than 7.5/10. Because you're fricking insane.
Numbers are easy way to get a quick and general view/understanding for one's opinion on something. You can always go in-depth after that.
But, if you are the same Anon, rating Elden Ring to be 1/10 is quite silly. Most people would put borderline broken and/or scam games in such category. Be it Big Rigs, Action 52, unity assetflips, or some NFT-slop games. In out of 10 ratings, usually juat whole numbers are used but sometimes people use stuff like 8.5 or "high 9".
I think it is, and has been, quite common for things to have a rating and you yourself rate things with a fancy lil number.
While not personally liking any Souls-games, I would still give ER 8/10 at least. It is a very good game despite not being a game for me.
broken and unplayable games do not get 1s. they get nothing. stop fricking up the scale by making everything 1-5 mean unplayable, oh you get half of the total credit because it can be played start to finish? frick you
broken and unplayable games do not get 1s. they get nothing. stop fricking up the scale by making everything 1-5 mean unplayable, oh you get half of the total credit because it can be played start to finish? frick you
This, rot in hell. Numbers are completely meaningless.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
If a number is arbitrarily given, say a "10/ masterpiece", and in. The breakdown they give at least a couple cons, then it's not a "perfect" game, or a masterpiece
I believe every game should have a set of 4 criteria:
Gameplay
Audio
Visual
Value/ Replayability
An overall should a a sum/ average if these; unless each criteria is perfect, a game can't be overall perfect
The problem with rating a game you didn't like but is objectively fine as a 1/10 or 2/10 is that it'd run you into a dead end when you play a legitimately horrible game.
If you think a fully functional, presentable and playable game is a 1/10, then what are you going to do when you have to play an actual nightmarish game that barely controls properly, looks so bad it burns your retinas and is practical unplayable? If you rate a game like that something like 0.1, then you're still saying such a game is scores pretty close to your 1/10 game, which no one will take seriously.
So yes, giving a game like Elden ring a 1/10 shows that you are horribly spoiled and have no idea how to give out proper ratings. It does nothing but show other people that you have no idea what actual bad games are like.
No one took the person who told others to wash their hands on a daily basis seriously, I'm a fricking pioneer. Nobody understands people like me until it's too late. #FACT
>elden ring deserves a high score because it has lots of CAHNTENT and you dont fall through the floor
it gets a 1/10 and sits among its fellow 1/10 contemporaries like the neopets game for PS2 and the monsters inc gameboy game
>i wouldnt trust
you dont know me, I would hope you dont go around trusting strangers just because they say things you like that make you feel good....
the problem with your assessment is that the new tomb raider games, god of war, the last of us, watch dogs, elden ring, and Horizon magically deserve no less than 6/10. You couldnt pay me to play these games, while I bet I could play Imagine Party Babyz and have a better time doing it
No, worse. It tries to take a kids' game and make it dark and edgy and serious and "cool".
And the gameplay is mindnumbingly boring. Every level is just a straight hallway. The combat is literally just "mash A until it dies" with not much else outside of that. The story is deviantart "it is your destiny you are the chosen one" tier and still manages to have multiple plot holes and sudden ass-pulls that make no sense whatsoever.
If it was released today, people would accuse it of being made by an AI.
I was going to post a picture of a decent game that I personally don't like as an example of a 1/10 game, but then I saw everyone else already did that
1 implies the worst games I’ve ever played so dark souls 2, prey and sonic frontiers are the only games I can think of that I’d genuinely give a 1/10 to.
if those are the worst games you've ever played then congrats on so carefully curating what you've played. do you never take a chance on weird random stuff or what?
Hunt for the Red October on NES >Remember that ninja turtles NES water level? >Let's make a whole fricking game like that, but worse
I can't believe there isn't a nerd episode
Amy
Star Wars Masters of Teras Kasi, Super Bombad Racing, and Phantom Menace PS1
Butt Ugly Martians Zoom or Doom
Simpsons Wrestiling
Sonic Riders
South Park N64
Super Monkey Ball
Hunt Down the Freeman
Marvel Nemesis Rise of Imperfects
Resident Evil Operation Racoon City
I love Last of Us but 2 genuinely puts me in a bad mood just by thinking about it
Yeah, I played a lot of terrible licensed garbage
>Phantom Menace PS1
Aww man really I found this game kinda charming. It wasn't very good for sure though, but I remember enjoying that (absolute dogshit in hindsight) Tatooine level where you play as Qui Gon and ask everyone if they have a T14 HYPERDRIVE GENERATOR
They added Snake Rattle n Roll to the NES virtiual console on Switch recently and just imagining the notion of playing this game without rewinds makes me dissociate. Anyone who beat this on original hardware without a game genie must be a nephilim or something. Shit is agonizing even with save states.
this but Quest of Ki
The early levels are manageable, but barely even halfway through the game it starts getting frustratingly difficult and requiring you to make near pixel-perfect inputs with one of the most janky and unresponsive control schemes I've ever seen in a 2D platformer.
Then the bonus levels after beating the main game are somehow even worse. I refuse to believe anyone has beaten this shit without a cheat device or spending literally months studying and routing out the levels.
people put way too much stock in a game being competently made. I dont care if Rise of the Tomb Raider is a high production game, its 1000x worse than any of the bomberman games on super nintendo. Objectivity is homosexual shit, you dont get points for your game having production alone.
It's painfully bad. I've played the game for 30 minutes and hated every character I've met. In my life I never even considered playing a murderhobo before hearing those buttholes talk.
Rise of the Ronin.
Strangers was a significant downgrade of Nioh 2.
Wo Long was a significant downgrade of Strangers.
This is a significant downgrade of Wo Long.
It's comically bad and undeveloped. I'd say it's a worse Ass Creed, but even Valhalla had weapon combos and weapons that behave different.
I played both and this is the first time I'm saying something like this about a game but, fricking horizon zero dawn 1 and 2, that shit was awful, didn't a soul, it was like they did everything with AI, every things felt gamey but not in a good way
didn't ready every post because it's obvious the vast majority in here is simply trying to be contrarian. Calling most of these games an actual 1 is just straight up "my taste is different guys!" blabla
elden ring is ugly, empty, unfocussed, sounds like shit, controls like shit, has unfun bosses, and 0 replayability. That game gets a hard 1 out of me
t. replayed Dark souls 2 all the way to NG+10 and I can see the good in it.
Fricking shifu, the controls + camera are an abomination, you parry/dodge with directional stick inputs in relation to your position and the direction from which the attack comes but the camera loves to constantly frick around while you're surrounded.
Really frustrating game for all the wrong reasons.
Race Drivin on the snes is completely unplayable. No, this webm didn't frick up, that is actually the game's framerate.
I hit this when randomly picking snes roms and jesus christ, who the frick makes a beatemup where the only attacks are a basic punch and kick? There isn't even a jump kick.
gotcha. you are the blackest of the females bigger, congratulations you funking hypocritical coon. slavery should become legal again only for putting you where you belong, picking cotton and rimming the plantation owner's anus after a severe round of diarrhoea. have a nice day.
lower your tone when you talk with me, you fricking monkey. actually no, monkeys should not speak human tongues. feel free to paint the wall with the turd you call "brain".
lower your tone when you talk with me, you fricking monkey. actually no, monkeys should not speak human tongues. feel free to paint the wall with the turd you call "brain".
Shut the frick up you mayomonkey piece of shit racist incel.
i dont enjoy playing survivor that much, decided play as assassin (tried 2 times), once you get high elo which is really easy you start getting spammed by full squads all with lanterns and the most disturbing perks to the assasssin gameplay, they wont even do it generators, only block you with hitboxes and stun you constantly, literally fricking camping the assassin until you end killing all of them after 40m chasing them.
1 time i got even called cheater by a big streamer bc survivor players think assassins are blind and deaf and that 4 crops of corn wont make me notice them, luck they were bad and killed them fast, bc they tried to camp me since first second of the game. Not even mentioning the morons saying "camper" after staring you whole game.
A game where the player who is supossed to run from the persecutor does the exact opposite is pure fricking dogshit that should be dead and buried.
Dead by Daylight is pure cancer distilled into video game form. Between the troony and female player base, BHVR's pants-on-head terrible decisions, and easy anti cheat, it's all trash.
Yooka Laylee is a 1core game. It plays like a tech demo, every level is some empty shit where theres nothing to do in this huge maps and then you get a quiz duck that expects you to remember how many leaves were on the coconut tree in level 1
Dark Souls 2 is the only game I've played that was so bad I'd give it a 1.
Outside of that maybe Lester the Unlikely at a 3. That game was bad, not Dark Souls 2 bad, but bad.
I liked a few of the Ys games but they also felt like something you could buy out of a garage on a burned disc in a plastic bag, not legit storefronts.
I dont care if the definitive edition gets rid of blue and red enemies, I dont care if it gets rid of the vergils fedora, I dont care if it unlocks 60fps, this shit is BORING
>praised as a hidden gem on v because muhchoices >most jank and unfun combat ever that does not reflect on your character >you would have to play on the easiest difficulty for the sake of bypassing jank - therefore removing any gameplay for a glorified vn
>Almost no genuine answers itt
If I just put down [game a lot of people like] as my answer can I get a bunch of (You)s too? We're clearly not trying in this thread.
this shit went from 5/10 to 1/10 the millisecond it decided to be a Skittles commercial. I half thought skittle was like a regular fricking word til you started collecting literal letter s candy
I bought this game back in the era where I went off of boxart and it did have that really weird open-world dread and jank from that era that appealed to me. big low poly stretches of water that will kill you and totally obtuse directions and mechanics, could have been kind of cool. seriously though what the frick was with the skittles? like the tie-in wasn’t advertised and it wasn’t a big game for such a name-brand candy to be attached to. curious how it ever happened
there was a DOS game where you could fly a helicopter in first person. The 3d graphics coming from that floppy disk still blow me away in a certain way. Alas, we could not get the helichopper to fly.
Ace Combat Assault Horizon >set in the real world, doesn't do anything interesting with it, unlike Ace Combat Joint Assault, which came out one year before it and is also set in the real world >dog shit writing even for Ace Combat standards >unremarkable missions, even the gimmick ones >dogfight mode
now, consider its main rivals was Tom Clancy's HAWX, and despite it not being a particularly great game it did almost everything that ACAH did but better and arguably was more of an Ace Combat game than AH AND also had co-op, something AC fanboys such as myself wished to have for a long time
I'll just cut it short and say this: for me, Assault Horizon on his own stands as a 1/10, but when compared to other ACs and HAWX is a putrid -13/10.
Breath of Fire 1
Holy shit, I've managed to play about 30 hours of that shit yet, I don't know how, but there's a point where it's simply impossible to continue. It's the most braindead RPG possible, there's zero strategy in the combats, the exploration of the maps and dungeons is horrible, the story, probably because of the translation, is almost non-existent, the characters only speak in short sentences and there's no narration whatsoever. It's a game for people who have been brainwashed and no longer have a conscience or free will.
I remember the demo for this game. It was the first game I remember playing that would have your gun move back if you approached a wall and in game particle effects, such as water, would bounce off your gun.
Oh man that takes me back. People were shilling at as the 2nd coming of MMO Christ(no really this time guys!) for months and then it was total dogshit, I remember a video of one of the biggest shills literally crying on stream cause it was so bad.
Post it, I love seeing people trash on video games through genuine emotional pain and not acted-up 2010's Youtube reviewer pain, like that Japanese guy that cut his TLOU2 disc with scissors
Wasn't just him, the game was turbo shilled to frick. In fact I daresay he's more like one of the victims.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I've never been brought to tears from a bad video game, but most genuine distraught I ever had to one was from Sticker Star >played TTYD to hell and back as a kid, adored it >got Super Paper Mario. Still liked it but even back then felt it was clearly a downgrade >see Toys R us catalog years later, they show a Paper Mario RPG coming to the 3DS >we're moving and have to pack everything up, Mom says she'll buy me one game for the move I can keep in my 3DS cartridge slot >I picked Sticker Star
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Damn man that sucks.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I wasn't even going to entertain Color Splash or Origami king after THAT
At least the TTYD remake is coming out, that'll be fun
No More Heroes genuinely has 1 good game in its entire series (The first one) and Travis Strikes again has to be the worst of the bunch by a mile. Just run forward slowly in obnoxiously long levels and hold the light-attack button against complete nothing enemies, what the frick were they thinking with this trash? Nothing in it is even slightly entertaining, it might be the most boring game in existence.
kys coping soiboy homosexual. video games are a waste of fricking time. frick you and people like you. cant stand normies who have all this time and fricking energy.
>lmao i going to play bing bing wahooooo for hours on end. >dude gym I got to the gym bro... dude just spend time driving and getting there and uhhh lift weights and sheeeeit every other day >wowzer.... the heckin FOOTBALL GAME IS ON WHOOOOOAH I JUST LOVE SPENDING THREE HOURS WATCHING IT >whelp... time to play more games >woah dude I'm just going to SCROLLLLLLLL through Instagram and watch stupid videos when im out in public >IS THAT A FRICKING BOOBIE? WOWZER. I just heckin love just beating it off and wasting 30 minutes every night. >DING! what is that? ... I got a HECKIN tinder match. Let me get sexually agitated and beat it off and then invest countless hours with trivial messages and then uhhhh >lemme speak passionately about a literal nothing as a monolog with a ton of pauses such as "like" and "I mean" and "though" because I have so much heckkn energy and nothing important to say >two. frigging. words ... HECKKN PODCASTS. >is that coffee you're drinking at 7 PM? DUDE I can't drink caffeine at night because it makes me JACKED. I wouldn't be able to sleeperino. >I just love sleeping 6 hours and having 16 hours of energy >whats wrong with a 40 hour work week? I still got time for all of my shit.. sounds like a YOU problem, you gotta love what ya do. >I just love Fridays because i let loose and slam some IPAs with the boys and smoke some dank weed gangja 420 THC cannabis because i don't have anything else going on. >I just heckin love when I spend 8 hours a day working and then get off work and spend an hour making food and 30 minutes cleaning it up and doing dishes. yummers. Frickin fish tacos. Heckin pasta gaygoli. SIZZZELIN shrimp scampi. Schezwan sir loin. Chicken breasts.
This has to be the worst game i've ever played for ten minutes. Supposed to be coop, but the camera is picture in picture and switches player at random times, the combat was awful and it just looks ugly.
My ex bought it, she was never the researching type.
Idea Factory is the epitome of cute girls stuck in bad games that are a slog to play through and are littered with signs that the devs just don't care (e.g. small, cheap, cut-and-paste areas that don't even try to camouflage the fact that they're reused; gameplay that's complex on the surface but too shallow to function under the hood). I hate them for being such a vortex of hype and subsequently training people to associate anime fanservice in videogames with low effort and incompetence. And I also hate Honey Parade for doing the same except that they're just okay with no ambition to become great.
We absolutely put our faith in the wrong people with them. And that's what was driving their sales. Nobody wanted to just keep playing marginal improvements on Neptunia V or Shinovi Versus.
I don't really go out of my way to play bad games, they just kind of happen spontaneously.
When I think of 1 out of 10 games it's usually some old ass dogshit NES game that hardly works that I found in a rom pack.
Here's a good one off the top of my head.
sim city 2013. EA doesn't even sell it anymore because they're so ashamed of it - it's considered a "legacy game". Verily so, since killing off talented studios after buying them with cashgrabs is EA's trademark
Agreed. 1/10 is like 10/10, a platonic ideal that doesn't exist. On a personal level, F3AR takes it for me. I'm not even sure that, by its own volition, it's the worst game ever made, but it's the only one I've ever refunded on steam after beating it in three hours. The pipeline of FEAR to F3AR is the biggest, fastest fall from grace I've seen in video games. At least DS3 and ME3 are somewhat decent as video games, story aside.
Fear 2 is a game that, by its own merits, I'm willing to admit is okay™ at best. However, its biggest failing is that it's a sequel to F.E.A.R., one of the best shooters ever made. It really doesn't stand a chance in comparison.
A game genuinely has to be Big Rigs-tier to get a 1/10 on an objective level. Even the worst AAA games are 5/10s at worst. Anything below that is the kind of shit you would find in the pits of itch.io.
I honestly have more fun with the newgrounds-type stuff than the ugly slop made by people who hate me and look at their customers as cattle that exist to pay them.
I don't even know that I'd agree that the latter is objectively better, because the negative qualities drag them down so much. Who wants to mentally escape to those worlds? It's a less justifiable kind of bad than a simple game made by 1 person in his spare time. And some of them (like Monster Girl Dreams) are not bad games at all. Not anything you'd spend $60 for, but not bad.
I don't think I've ever played a true 1.
The only time a game becomes truly unplayable for me is literally any reference to a trans character or symbol
FFXIII is literally everything that a JRPG shouldn't be. It's got corridor level design, an extremely shallow world that feels like someone with an IQ of 80 was told to make sci-fi, the cast is unlikeable and trapped in perpetual melodrama, and even all of this looks like the work of a genius next to having literally 95% of the main plot take place in a tutorial environment with no freedom.
There are objectively worse games that exist, but that was the final nail in one of my favorite franchises back before that bullshit was the norm. I haven't really been hyped for a new FF game since.
I recently played through it for the first time after quitting like 5 hours in a couple of times, and I expected Gran Pulse to be this big massive open area with a big city in the middle and all that kind of shit, an actual hub ya know.
It was just a single glorified Calm Lands from FFX with a couple of side passages.
The fact that there isn't a single npc to talk to or a single town to visit, not even a single shop to visit in the entire game is insulting to the fanbase.
The worlds of Final Fantasy, Xenoblade, Lunar, etc. have culture. Often several cultures. FFXIII's world has the culture of Chronicles of Riddick or an Uwe Boll movie. It's all flash. There's nothing about that setting that will make you feel attached to anything there.
>corridor level design
You don't understand. The whole game is basically a straight line with cutscenes. There's a sidequest area that's as
I recently played through it for the first time after quitting like 5 hours in a couple of times, and I expected Gran Pulse to be this big massive open area with a big city in the middle and all that kind of shit, an actual hub ya know.
It was just a single glorified Calm Lands from FFX with a couple of side passages.
The fact that there isn't a single NPC to talk to or a single town to visit, not even a single shop to visit in the entire game is insulting to the fanbase.
describes towards the end. I've played a lot of JRPGs, and nothing else compares. Even doujin JRPGs that are complete crap know better than to do something like that.
Meet 'n' Frick: Secret Agent. It was legitimately worse than every other game in the series, and I include the little bite sized ones with only one scene. In a series with games like Kingdom and Star Mission, it's just not enjoyable in comparison.
Like.... for me personally? It's TLOU. Not that it deserves a 1, but it is unbearably boring for me to play it. Like, I was really falling the frick asleep back when I tried it out and pushed through some boring parts, but the boring parts never seemed to end so I concluded the whole game was boring trash.
Those horrible $10 PC games they'd try to sell to office workers on those red stands in Staples and Office Max in the early 2000s. A handful were just classic games like Simcity and Myst, but the rest were the most shoddily made, shitty, clunky, awful games that were sold in Staples for a reason.
Console wise: That MUSCLE game for NES. It's about a 1/10. Fun for like 30 seconds and then put it down forever.
Exception is if you're underaged (I mean this literally, not in a 'mean' way) and/or you have absolutely zero clue on the original AW titles. Even casuals and r*dditors who are fans of the originals scorned this "remake". Can't wait for the contrarians on Ganker to pretend otherwise.
Resident evil 3 remake
Holyshit that game is garbage in every department
Half the game is cut
Nemesis reduced to setpieces
Nemesis AI is pure jank and can Stunlock you
Nemesis teleports around
Performance on release was pure ass
Capcom has the microsoft curse
1 good release followed by pure unadulterated ass over and over
Cyberpunk.
Gameplay, story, music, visuals, systems such as the talent points you gain when leveling, nothing about the game is remotely appealing.
It ran well on my machine at least due to playing it for the first time 3 months ago.
Conception II. Genuinely gotta be one of the worst games I've ever experienced. I might be willing to put the Neptunia games here, but those are at least saved by the characters and writing, which are just fun. Those fricking games should have just been visual novels though.
>I've always found games to be sleep inhibitors nailed the slow country aesthetic to the point that I kept falling asleep navigating the world >story driven "game" (hate that shit) >absolutely zero control over said story, with game overs for stupid shit
For example, the snake oil salesman asks you to do some target shooting, fist fighting and something else to fool a small town into believing his chad juice is legit. You cant drink it and miss the targets on purpose or lose the fight. You have to con people despite this guy trying to be a changed man or some shite. This wasn't the only time I used my fricking brain and tried to think outside the box, it's just the only one I remember after over a decade, but for fricks sake at this point it might as well be an animated movie.
I'm fact, all games like this, Uncharted is one too, deserve 1/10.
None of you truly understand what a 1 out of 10 is. None of your other games are so terrible that they were deleted out of existence after their release.
I don't know the name of it, but it was some EA game I bought rather cheap long ago. It had the EA walking™ so I shut it down and refunded it immediately.
Why do EA games think pushing the stick forward should result in warp speed?
People on Ganker don't play videogames so you won't receive many genuine answers, but the only 1/10 games are non-functional ones or designed so horribly that I can't imagine a single person genuinely enjoying the experience
Think your crappy 2000s bargain bin World War 2 shooters for 5 bucks like Ardennes Offensive, think shit like Big Rigs, think Steam Greenlight-era asset flips, think free RPG Maker games some autistic teenager made
I don't think a single AAA release can be objectively considered a 1/10 unless you count predatory practices they engage in as severe enough to lower the score to 1, which is fair
Any Zelda game
Disingenuous answers. You may hate those games but on no reasonable scale are they 1/10.
I think they can definitely be described as unbearable thoughbeitevermore
This is implying there's a reasonable scale, but there's no such thing. I'd consider Elden Ring a 1/10, it's easily one of the most boring games I've played yet, would other people disagree? Obviously. But we have to listen to other people even if you think they're moronic. Because maybe, just maybe, they're absolutely right.
>This is implying there's a reasonable scale, but there's no such thing.
Most moronic thing I've read in a long time, but it really does explain a lot about Ganker.
>theyre completely playable
If a game puts me to sleep its 1
horizon zero dawn
nugow
pokemon
zelda on the switch
Sonic frontiers
Yakuza 7 and 8
all 1s. Im not going to protect your feelings for making a playable version of nyquil.
>nugow
What is this one?
God of War, I never touched ragnarok.
I can overlook stories, and for what it's worth norse Kratos was kind of interesting. But the game is just so fricking BORING. I don't know how we went from what was basically western DMC to whatever the frick this is. Even when you're not just walking and talking, the combat has nothing going for it.
I don't play games that are that bad, and TotK is one of the most disappointing games of all time, so it deserves the hyperbole solely for not having real dungeons. Frick nu-Zelda.
Every game that I didn't have when I was 8 is a 1/10
I rate games based on how much they surpassed or failed to meet my expectations. If I go into a shit looking game and it's total garbage, I don't really care. I won't think about it, won't care to rate it, and will move on. If I go into a game that I'm super hyped for and it's a massive disappointment that pisses me off, I will care enough to shit on it, especially if everyone else is sucking it off.
I mean yeah, objectively to me BotW is like a 7/10 game if I consider it a new IP that just isn't my kind of game. But as a Zelda fan it should've been my kind of game and I have never been more disappointed with a game in my entire life for so many reasons. Games are an emotional experience, and I rate them as such, I'm not playing a game to analyze them and think about how objectively good or bad each part is, I see another seed and I drop the score by another point, that simple.
Zelda BotW
sippy bippy
I want my hours back
spbp
To be fair it was a 9/10 until you realized it blows its load in the first few hours. What a fricking disappointment of a game, it's a shame so many newbies just shut their brain off and played it like a walking sim.
Based. I would honestly kill myself if I was forced to play that dumbass open world slop again
big rigs
Over the top racing, my brothers.
Every Bethesda game
Elden Ring
Rocket Robot on Wheels
frick off namegay.
Pokemon Gen 6 onward
Only possible if gen 4 and 5 are 0s
Gen 6 saved the series from the disastrous DSslop era
t. gen 1 boomer
dont talk to me
>Unbearable
Big Rigs
any game after 2010
Have not played this but I assume it's barely functional shovelware, and that is the correct answer to OP's question.
Correct. Got it for my Birthday because I liked the Underworld Movies for reasons and it was absolute fricking dogshit you just walked through featureless sewers while werewolves literally fell from the sky on top of you. Returned it in tears hours later and got 99p for it.
Any jrpg
trannies gate 3
Super Metroid
Metroid Prim
(you)
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/e9ou306-YkRhZGjKPo6U6A/
>710 results found
What a pitiful existence.
You're favorite game. Yes, you who is read this comment right now, it sucks deal with it.
You don't like Gunstar Heroes?
Any souls
I have carpal tunnel
Any Naughty Dog game past 2009
Death Stranding
Troon Vegas
Okay I don't play fallout games so what's the deal with new Vegas and troons exactly?
It's a very popular game, so lots of people playing. Trannies of course play popular game but it's trannies so they don't shut up about it and scream really loud about how they are a proud troony and they love game.
And as usual anything they like somehow is twisted around to validate their brave life decisions.
This is Ganker, so what I just said translates to "oh good now I can shitpost about how people who like thing are a troony."
You now have the entire story.
Need I say more?
the hell is that box
i think that's the one half life 2 came in
European box for New Vegas: Ultimate Edition re-release
PC box with steam code inside I think
European box art is usually trash. Can't stand the way their game boxes look.
>why do trannies like nv
>heres a pic of a troony who likes nv. need i say more?
yes, moron.
>EU flag
it's over.
Some pajeet thinks that saying "I'm a chad and like Fallout 3" and "Troons play Fallout NV" are arguments. Same sort of psychosis that the Dark Souls 2 homosexuals push, but even less grounded in reality.
Nothing.
As someone who has over 900 hours in NV I can safely say that IT HAS LITERALLY FRICKING NOTHING TO DO WITH TRANSGENDERS
The joke is trannies are autistic coomers, much like your average Ganker user.
Prey
Helldivers 2 and the marketing team they hired
Anything that is practically unplayable.
Deadly Premonition.
I got the game to work for 1 session. After that, constant crashes.
I hear the Xbox version is the only stable version
I autistically research every game I consider playing and thus have never played a game I truly hated, at absolute most only gotten bored with.
Unironically Starfield, the game is so boring and sanitized that looks like a AI made it.
I only played 3 hours, btw.
Oblivion
anything designed to suck your time and nothing else. MMOs, open world slop, shmups, etc.
>shmups
skill issue
BG3 was unbearable, so BG3.
Every single video game released since the 70s
This
imagine unironically liking video games
you homies really need to play some real shovelware
shovelware doesnt get a fricking grade.
If my homework was due to my teacher and I jammed a log of shit in her face, shes not giving me a fricking 1-5/10, shes sending me to the principals office to be fricking expelled
Lots of mental gymnastics you've got there just so you can 'justify' putting a popular game at 1/10.
>heh im really smart, we should strive for objectivity
homie shut the frick up. your boring ass game gets a 1/10.
This.
Legitimate 1/10s just aren't worth talking about. 6/10s (a D grade) would be a more legitimate discussion, though you'd still have casuals who've never played a legitimate 6/10, either. And people who just want to whine about fanbases that they don't like.
There's like 3 genuine answers in the thread, it's not a serious thread it's shitting on games that you don't like.
Shocking to see this sort of behavior on Ganker of all places.
Truly alarming indeed.
Don't even bother telling them, these gays can't tell the difference between a bad game and a game they just happen to not like.
Now Im gonna play the funny game that lets me hit lightspeed by going backwards. That or... Daikatana
I'm not going to waste my time on games everyone knows are dogshit. I'll play acclaimed games and use the ones I've played first as the basis for rating the rest.
Name 5 reasons for why you think using numbers to rate anything is 'reasonable'. Better yet, explain how something like 6/10 or 7/10 means anything.
>oh, I liked that game, it's a 8.1/10 for me
>man, that game sucked, what a 2.77/10
Absolute mental illness.
So now 'understanding single digit numbers' is a mental illness. I guess kids literally just didn't go to school for two or three years so it makes sense that people are getting more moronic.
Show me how numbers actually mean anything outside of math (which doesn't exist outside of itself). Really, do that. You won't because you're mentally ill. And you'll jerk off to reviews of games with a score higher than 8/10 and you'll get angry when the latest entry of your favourite franchise gets a score lower than 7.5/10. Because you're fricking insane.
Numbers are easy way to get a quick and general view/understanding for one's opinion on something. You can always go in-depth after that.
But, if you are the same Anon, rating Elden Ring to be 1/10 is quite silly. Most people would put borderline broken and/or scam games in such category. Be it Big Rigs, Action 52, unity assetflips, or some NFT-slop games. In out of 10 ratings, usually juat whole numbers are used but sometimes people use stuff like 8.5 or "high 9".
I think it is, and has been, quite common for things to have a rating and you yourself rate things with a fancy lil number.
While not personally liking any Souls-games, I would still give ER 8/10 at least. It is a very good game despite not being a game for me.
Also on OP question: Action 52
broken and unplayable games do not get 1s. they get nothing. stop fricking up the scale by making everything 1-5 mean unplayable, oh you get half of the total credit because it can be played start to finish? frick you
This, rot in hell. Numbers are completely meaningless.
If a number is arbitrarily given, say a "10/ masterpiece", and in. The breakdown they give at least a couple cons, then it's not a "perfect" game, or a masterpiece
I believe every game should have a set of 4 criteria:
Gameplay
Audio
Visual
Value/ Replayability
An overall should a a sum/ average if these; unless each criteria is perfect, a game can't be overall perfect
>tfw twilight princess gets an 8.9 instead of an 8.99
>only acclaimed games are games that can be good
what a fricking moron lmao
"He who calls me by names, is a name himself"
he who has no counter argument with counter his argument himself
The problem with rating a game you didn't like but is objectively fine as a 1/10 or 2/10 is that it'd run you into a dead end when you play a legitimately horrible game.
If you think a fully functional, presentable and playable game is a 1/10, then what are you going to do when you have to play an actual nightmarish game that barely controls properly, looks so bad it burns your retinas and is practical unplayable? If you rate a game like that something like 0.1, then you're still saying such a game is scores pretty close to your 1/10 game, which no one will take seriously.
So yes, giving a game like Elden ring a 1/10 shows that you are horribly spoiled and have no idea how to give out proper ratings. It does nothing but show other people that you have no idea what actual bad games are like.
No one took the person who told others to wash their hands on a daily basis seriously, I'm a fricking pioneer. Nobody understands people like me until it's too late. #FACT
>elden ring deserves a high score because it has lots of CAHNTENT and you dont fall through the floor
it gets a 1/10 and sits among its fellow 1/10 contemporaries like the neopets game for PS2 and the monsters inc gameboy game
I wouldn't trust anything you rate or review, be it numerical or not.
>i wouldnt trust
you dont know me, I would hope you dont go around trusting strangers just because they say things you like that make you feel good....
the problem with your assessment is that the new tomb raider games, god of war, the last of us, watch dogs, elden ring, and Horizon magically deserve no less than 6/10. You couldnt pay me to play these games, while I bet I could play Imagine Party Babyz and have a better time doing it
Any remotely popular game, bonus points if it happens to be OPs favorite game
Dark Souls 2
*3
Sonic frontiers
Chibi Robo Ziplash
Sonic Frontiers
playing this game is torture
>over an hour of tutorials
deleted it after having all my time wasted
the first Legend of Spyro game
I refuse to believe that a group of sane adults created this videogame and thought it was good
Isn't it an unironic, Freddie Fish tier kids game?
No, worse. It tries to take a kids' game and make it dark and edgy and serious and "cool".
And the gameplay is mindnumbingly boring. Every level is just a straight hallway. The combat is literally just "mash A until it dies" with not much else outside of that. The story is deviantart "it is your destiny you are the chosen one" tier and still manages to have multiple plot holes and sudden ass-pulls that make no sense whatsoever.
If it was released today, people would accuse it of being made by an AI.
I was going to post a picture of a decent game that I personally don't like as an example of a 1/10 game, but then I saw everyone else already did that
FF12
I was 4 hours into the game and saw nothing redeeming
Dark Souls 2
Sonic adventure 2
Skill issue my guy.
1 implies the worst games I’ve ever played so dark souls 2, prey and sonic frontiers are the only games I can think of that I’d genuinely give a 1/10 to.
if those are the worst games you've ever played then congrats on so carefully curating what you've played. do you never take a chance on weird random stuff or what?
Anything random I’ve played was at least entertaining or original enough to give it at least a 2.
That tina borderlands game
Hunt for the Red October on NES
>Remember that ninja turtles NES water level? >Let's make a whole fricking game like that, but worse
I can't believe there isn't a nerd episode
Yeah, there were some fricking rough movie tie in NES games
Morrowind
Amy
Star Wars Masters of Teras Kasi, Super Bombad Racing, and Phantom Menace PS1
Butt Ugly Martians Zoom or Doom
Simpsons Wrestiling
Sonic Riders
South Park N64
Super Monkey Ball
Hunt Down the Freeman
Marvel Nemesis Rise of Imperfects
Resident Evil Operation Racoon City
I love Last of Us but 2 genuinely puts me in a bad mood just by thinking about it
Yeah, I played a lot of terrible licensed garbage
>Phantom Menace PS1
Aww man really I found this game kinda charming. It wasn't very good for sure though, but I remember enjoying that (absolute dogshit in hindsight) Tatooine level where you play as Qui Gon and ask everyone if they have a T14 HYPERDRIVE GENERATOR
>Simpsons Wrestiling
Thank frick I made that one a rental.
I didn't.
i see you trying to sneak super monkey ball in there you rat bastard.
>South Park N64
That one was really bad.
>Super Monkey Ball
Frick you
>unbearable
FFXII
They added Snake Rattle n Roll to the NES virtiual console on Switch recently and just imagining the notion of playing this game without rewinds makes me dissociate. Anyone who beat this on original hardware without a game genie must be a nephilim or something. Shit is agonizing even with save states.
this but Quest of Ki
The early levels are manageable, but barely even halfway through the game it starts getting frustratingly difficult and requiring you to make near pixel-perfect inputs with one of the most janky and unresponsive control schemes I've ever seen in a 2D platformer.
Then the bonus levels after beating the main game are somehow even worse. I refuse to believe anyone has beaten this shit without a cheat device or spending literally months studying and routing out the levels.
Game was fun to play as a kid and yeah I beat it
Took me a long ass time but it was one of my favorite games back then
Mike Matei beat it on original hardware live on stream 3 years ago on twitch.
people put way too much stock in a game being competently made. I dont care if Rise of the Tomb Raider is a high production game, its 1000x worse than any of the bomberman games on super nintendo. Objectivity is homosexual shit, you dont get points for your game having production alone.
The Outer Worlds. The game looks like Serious Sam 2 copy made of olastic they use in China shop knockoff toys.
They are already giving it out for free on Epic
Yeah. They gave it away at least once. Maybe twice.
It's not a 1/10. It's mediocre, but it's not totally unplayable.
what compels someone to give an unplayable game a positive score out of 10? a truly unplayable game gets a 0
It's the most mediocre game I've ever played, it bored me to tears.
It's painfully bad. I've played the game for 30 minutes and hated every character I've met. In my life I never even considered playing a murderhobo before hearing those buttholes talk.
wait this shit is already remastered
wtf is going on
This was a pretty rough port. Probably one of Sega's worst.
Starfield
Rise of the Ronin.
Strangers was a significant downgrade of Nioh 2.
Wo Long was a significant downgrade of Strangers.
This is a significant downgrade of Wo Long.
It's comically bad and undeveloped. I'd say it's a worse Ass Creed, but even Valhalla had weapon combos and weapons that behave different.
I played both and this is the first time I'm saying something like this about a game but, fricking horizon zero dawn 1 and 2, that shit was awful, didn't a soul, it was like they did everything with AI, every things felt gamey but not in a good way
Quest 64
Zelda BOTW
Most Nintendo Exclusives
didn't ready every post because it's obvious the vast majority in here is simply trying to be contrarian. Calling most of these games an actual 1 is just straight up "my taste is different guys!" blabla
>doesnt answer the question
elden ring is ugly, empty, unfocussed, sounds like shit, controls like shit, has unfun bosses, and 0 replayability. That game gets a hard 1 out of me
t. replayed Dark souls 2 all the way to NG+10 and I can see the good in it.
Literally this. ER feels like a disjointed mess and a bullet should be put through anyone who had ever enjoyed it.
all mmos
Fricking shifu, the controls + camera are an abomination, you parry/dodge with directional stick inputs in relation to your position and the direction from which the attack comes but the camera loves to constantly frick around while you're surrounded.
Really frustrating game for all the wrong reasons.
Last action hero on snes. One of the hardest fricking games of all time, mostly due to absolute horrendous combat and controls.
Race Drivin on the snes is completely unplayable. No, this webm didn't frick up, that is actually the game's framerate.
I hit this when randomly picking snes roms and jesus christ, who the frick makes a beatemup where the only attacks are a basic punch and kick? There isn't even a jump kick.
anon, our time is now
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Dota 2. It's just slow and clunky version of LoL. Have tried so many times.
The Bouncer
Borderlands2
skyrim
not that i think that it's accurate but it's the game i have probably the strongest negative feelings toward
Simon's quest.
Pure fricking ass but the soundtrack is cool.
Anything not made by Americans.
Gothic and Mafia 1 are better than any amerimutt slop ever made.
Never played. Never will.
Good, the games don't need to be stained by such awful human beings like you.
I bet you played and enjoyed stalker you triple, no, quadruple Black person Black
Stalker GAMMA was made by pureblooded Americans and is thousand times better than the janky vanilla trash.
gotcha. you are the blackest of the females bigger, congratulations you funking hypocritical coon. slavery should become legal again only for putting you where you belong, picking cotton and rimming the plantation owner's anus after a severe round of diarrhoea. have a nice day.
Shut your racist mouth up.
lower your tone when you talk with me, you fricking monkey. actually no, monkeys should not speak human tongues. feel free to paint the wall with the turd you call "brain".
I kneel king. I apologize for slavery.
Shut the frick up you mayomonkey piece of shit racist incel.
my apologies, my anger was misdirected
however you,
, you deserve nothing but back breaking labour and being fed feces for the rest of your life, you literal sub human, you waste of fricking oxygen.
and yea, I DO care about autocorrect messing up my post. my point stands still.
That wasn't me. I played a few minutes of the original Stalker and got bored.
fricking dead by daylight by fricking far
i dont enjoy playing survivor that much, decided play as assassin (tried 2 times), once you get high elo which is really easy you start getting spammed by full squads all with lanterns and the most disturbing perks to the assasssin gameplay, they wont even do it generators, only block you with hitboxes and stun you constantly, literally fricking camping the assassin until you end killing all of them after 40m chasing them.
1 time i got even called cheater by a big streamer bc survivor players think assassins are blind and deaf and that 4 crops of corn wont make me notice them, luck they were bad and killed them fast, bc they tried to camp me since first second of the game. Not even mentioning the morons saying "camper" after staring you whole game.
A game where the player who is supossed to run from the persecutor does the exact opposite is pure fricking dogshit that should be dead and buried.
Was this put through Google translate into English or something? I understand what is being said but what the frick
Also, skill issue
Dead by Daylight is pure cancer distilled into video game form. Between the troony and female player base, BHVR's pants-on-head terrible decisions, and easy anti cheat, it's all trash.
Yooka Laylee is a 1core game. It plays like a tech demo, every level is some empty shit where theres nothing to do in this huge maps and then you get a quiz duck that expects you to remember how many leaves were on the coconut tree in level 1
The Last of Us 2
Valkyria revolution
I wonder if there's even one person on earth who really thinks this game is good
Dark Souls 2 is the only game I've played that was so bad I'd give it a 1.
Outside of that maybe Lester the Unlikely at a 3. That game was bad, not Dark Souls 2 bad, but bad.
Shadow the hedgehog
Fricking awful controls, and makes you repeat it over and over and over and over and over to get the ending.
Also since sonic heroes was only just mid, it was the start of "the downfall"
any and every game associated with "nihon falcom"
I liked a few of the Ys games but they also felt like something you could buy out of a garage on a burned disc in a plastic bag, not legit storefronts.
fallout 1/2
I dont care if the definitive edition gets rid of blue and red enemies, I dont care if it gets rid of the vergils fedora, I dont care if it unlocks 60fps, this shit is BORING
Tongue of the Fatman, or Slaughter Sport if you found it on Genesis.
>praised as a hidden gem on v because muhchoices
>most jank and unfun combat ever that does not reflect on your character
>you would have to play on the easiest difficulty for the sake of bypassing jank - therefore removing any gameplay for a glorified vn
Diskette games I had to boot on DOS mode in 1999 to "play"
Now that was shit but that was all I had
Tears of the Kingdom
Death Stranding. The only fun I remember are comments my father said watching me play.
YEAH, JACK THE GIANT KILLER!
That game PewDiePie played called 'The Sniper' or something.
Any western rpg, visual novels, movieslop, gta, pokemon since XY, most of fps, most of sim, almost every sport game
Valorant
>Almost no genuine answers itt
If I just put down [game a lot of people like] as my answer can I get a bunch of (You)s too? We're clearly not trying in this thread.
>doesnt answer the question
nintendo employee
I'm a Capcom employee.
My answer is Silent Hill 2 btw.
I really mean it
Touhou 19
this shit went from 5/10 to 1/10 the millisecond it decided to be a Skittles commercial. I half thought skittle was like a regular fricking word til you started collecting literal letter s candy
>BBC coded title
The people who convince themselves that every unashamed heterosexual male is porn addicted are doing this. More woke projection.
I bought this game back in the era where I went off of boxart and it did have that really weird open-world dread and jank from that era that appealed to me. big low poly stretches of water that will kill you and totally obtuse directions and mechanics, could have been kind of cool. seriously though what the frick was with the skittles? like the tie-in wasn’t advertised and it wasn’t a big game for such a name-brand candy to be attached to. curious how it ever happened
Casual Souls.
>anon i bought you a new mario game
4 year old me was fricking pissed
>But Johnny, we already have Carmen Sandiago
>.
>The Carmen Sandiago at home
This was shit, but Mario is Missing was great and I actually learned some stuff while playing it.
Bad memories. Just bad.
>9 people replied with souls games
going fishing anons?
there was a DOS game where you could fly a helicopter in first person. The 3d graphics coming from that floppy disk still blow me away in a certain way. Alas, we could not get the helichopper to fly.
1/10 At least you got to see the wienerpit.
Ace Combat Assault Horizon
>set in the real world, doesn't do anything interesting with it, unlike Ace Combat Joint Assault, which came out one year before it and is also set in the real world
>dog shit writing even for Ace Combat standards
>unremarkable missions, even the gimmick ones
>dogfight mode
now, consider its main rivals was Tom Clancy's HAWX, and despite it not being a particularly great game it did almost everything that ACAH did but better and arguably was more of an Ace Combat game than AH AND also had co-op, something AC fanboys such as myself wished to have for a long time
I'll just cut it short and say this: for me, Assault Horizon on his own stands as a 1/10, but when compared to other ACs and HAWX is a putrid -13/10.
Top Banana
Generally if a game is so bad that I'd give it a 1/10 I'd just as soon forget the experience.
Breath of Fire 1
Holy shit, I've managed to play about 30 hours of that shit yet, I don't know how, but there's a point where it's simply impossible to continue. It's the most braindead RPG possible, there's zero strategy in the combats, the exploration of the maps and dungeons is horrible, the story, probably because of the translation, is almost non-existent, the characters only speak in short sentences and there's no narration whatsoever. It's a game for people who have been brainwashed and no longer have a conscience or free will.
FF13
DmC
New Gundam Breakers
monster hunter rise
mario odyssey
darkest dungeon
dayz
ffxiv
animal crossing new horizons
fall sleep TWICE
Worst piece of shit I ever played
I remember the demo for this game. It was the first game I remember playing that would have your gun move back if you approached a wall and in game particle effects, such as water, would bounce off your gun.
remember playing this years ago as a kid. thought i got scammed, because the intro sequence was just a generic military shooter
Lizzie McGuire GBA
Final Fantasy 13
Bless Online
Oh man that takes me back. People were shilling at as the 2nd coming of MMO Christ(no really this time guys!) for months and then it was total dogshit, I remember a video of one of the biggest shills literally crying on stream cause it was so bad.
Post it, I love seeing people trash on video games through genuine emotional pain and not acted-up 2010's Youtube reviewer pain, like that Japanese guy that cut his TLOU2 disc with scissors
>that crackle in his voice from genuinely trying to hold back tears
oh MAN this is bad, lmao
Just how hard was this guy shilling this game?
Wasn't just him, the game was turbo shilled to frick. In fact I daresay he's more like one of the victims.
I've never been brought to tears from a bad video game, but most genuine distraught I ever had to one was from Sticker Star
>played TTYD to hell and back as a kid, adored it
>got Super Paper Mario. Still liked it but even back then felt it was clearly a downgrade
>see Toys R us catalog years later, they show a Paper Mario RPG coming to the 3DS
>we're moving and have to pack everything up, Mom says she'll buy me one game for the move I can keep in my 3DS cartridge slot
>I picked Sticker Star
Damn man that sucks.
I wasn't even going to entertain Color Splash or Origami king after THAT
At least the TTYD remake is coming out, that'll be fun
No More Heroes genuinely has 1 good game in its entire series (The first one) and Travis Strikes again has to be the worst of the bunch by a mile. Just run forward slowly in obnoxiously long levels and hold the light-attack button against complete nothing enemies, what the frick were they thinking with this trash? Nothing in it is even slightly entertaining, it might be the most boring game in existence.
The Last of Us Part 2
The Witcher 3, Skyrim
Blasphemous pisses me off more than Dark Souls 3
Darksouls 2
FlatOut 3?
that I've played? This
awful low-effort thread made to farm engagement
crazy that you frickers respond to it earnestly
thanks for Gold, kind stranger!
EDIT: ok guys, that's enough internet for me today. all the rape threats in my DMs have been reported to the authorities, so that's something...
This is the best thread on Ganker.
Video games suck and are for manchildren
kys coping soiboy homosexual. video games are a waste of fricking time. frick you and people like you. cant stand normies who have all this time and fricking energy.
>lmao i going to play bing bing wahooooo for hours on end.
>dude gym I got to the gym bro... dude just spend time driving and getting there and uhhh lift weights and sheeeeit every other day
>wowzer.... the heckin FOOTBALL GAME IS ON WHOOOOOAH I JUST LOVE SPENDING THREE HOURS WATCHING IT
>whelp... time to play more games
>woah dude I'm just going to SCROLLLLLLLL through Instagram and watch stupid videos when im out in public
>IS THAT A FRICKING BOOBIE? WOWZER. I just heckin love just beating it off and wasting 30 minutes every night.
>DING! what is that? ... I got a HECKIN tinder match. Let me get sexually agitated and beat it off and then invest countless hours with trivial messages and then uhhhh
>lemme speak passionately about a literal nothing as a monolog with a ton of pauses such as "like" and "I mean" and "though" because I have so much heckkn energy and nothing important to say
>two. frigging. words ... HECKKN PODCASTS.
>is that coffee you're drinking at 7 PM? DUDE I can't drink caffeine at night because it makes me JACKED. I wouldn't be able to sleeperino.
>I just love sleeping 6 hours and having 16 hours of energy
>whats wrong with a 40 hour work week? I still got time for all of my shit.. sounds like a YOU problem, you gotta love what ya do.
>I just love Fridays because i let loose and slam some IPAs with the boys and smoke some dank weed gangja 420 THC cannabis because i don't have anything else going on.
>I just heckin love when I spend 8 hours a day working and then get off work and spend an hour making food and 30 minutes cleaning it up and doing dishes. yummers. Frickin fish tacos. Heckin pasta gaygoli. SIZZZELIN shrimp scampi. Schezwan sir loin. Chicken breasts.
anons favorite game, that includes (YOU) reading this right now, your favorite game is a 1/10, deal with it homosexual
Every single game is a unironic 0/10
Video games are always terrible wastes of life/time.
Whoever likes video games is a confirmed manchild with a ego
Also Ice cream and sweets/candy are also for children.
Tobacco and Alcohol is where the good shit is at.
Somewhere out there, a sonic fan will say this this their favorite game
LET THE SPEED MEND IT
FF15
Okay but seriously.
Fallout 3/NV
Both are overrated trash
Borderlands 2
This has to be the worst game i've ever played for ten minutes. Supposed to be coop, but the camera is picture in picture and switches player at random times, the combat was awful and it just looks ugly.
My ex bought it, she was never the researching type.
Forgot the picture, but the experience will haunt me forever.
Sounds like you got trolled.
I see why she's your ex.
How did you tell your girlfriend that you did not like the game she bought for you?
Didn't have to say anything, we just turned it off and never spoke of it again.
Quake 3 Arena/Quake Live
Baulder's Gate 3.
fallout 4
it's one of the very few games that I know I've played but I remember absolutely fricking nothing about
Elden ring
Leo the lion.
Or a Game called luigis something that was a clubnky platformer on a circus
Elden Ring
Warcraft 3 reforged
Dark Souls (PC)
Prototype 2
Ride to Hell
Baldur's Gay 3
>Let's make a turn based RPG with no animation skips
Dropped.
The entire industry 2013 - 2024.
Idea Factory is the epitome of cute girls stuck in bad games that are a slog to play through and are littered with signs that the devs just don't care (e.g. small, cheap, cut-and-paste areas that don't even try to camouflage the fact that they're reused; gameplay that's complex on the surface but too shallow to function under the hood). I hate them for being such a vortex of hype and subsequently training people to associate anime fanservice in videogames with low effort and incompetence. And I also hate Honey Parade for doing the same except that they're just okay with no ambition to become great.
We absolutely put our faith in the wrong people with them. And that's what was driving their sales. Nobody wanted to just keep playing marginal improvements on Neptunia V or Shinovi Versus.
Death Stranding was complete garbage
I don't really go out of my way to play bad games, they just kind of happen spontaneously.
When I think of 1 out of 10 games it's usually some old ass dogshit NES game that hardly works that I found in a rom pack.
Here's a good one off the top of my head.
sim city 2013. EA doesn't even sell it anymore because they're so ashamed of it - it's considered a "legacy game". Verily so, since killing off talented studios after buying them with cashgrabs is EA's trademark
To be 1/10 the game would have to be non-functional. The 1/10 in my heart belongs to cnc4 though. I usually like to pretend it doesn't exist.
Agreed. 1/10 is like 10/10, a platonic ideal that doesn't exist. On a personal level, F3AR takes it for me. I'm not even sure that, by its own volition, it's the worst game ever made, but it's the only one I've ever refunded on steam after beating it in three hours. The pipeline of FEAR to F3AR is the biggest, fastest fall from grace I've seen in video games. At least DS3 and ME3 are somewhat decent as video games, story aside.
>tfw your homosexual friends insist Fear 2 is incredible
>its a downgrade from Fear 1 in every conceivable way
Fear 2 is a game that, by its own merits, I'm willing to admit is okay™ at best. However, its biggest failing is that it's a sequel to F.E.A.R., one of the best shooters ever made. It really doesn't stand a chance in comparison.
Darkest of Days Xbox 360
A game genuinely has to be Big Rigs-tier to get a 1/10 on an objective level. Even the worst AAA games are 5/10s at worst. Anything below that is the kind of shit you would find in the pits of itch.io.
I honestly have more fun with the newgrounds-type stuff than the ugly slop made by people who hate me and look at their customers as cattle that exist to pay them.
I don't even know that I'd agree that the latter is objectively better, because the negative qualities drag them down so much. Who wants to mentally escape to those worlds? It's a less justifiable kind of bad than a simple game made by 1 person in his spare time. And some of them (like Monster Girl Dreams) are not bad games at all. Not anything you'd spend $60 for, but not bad.
Forspoken
DmC: Devil May Cry
Metroid Other M
FF15
Forspoken and Other M were both kino. They both have great gameplay so they can't be a 1. You probably goon to outrage porn more than you play games
DmC at least had okay bosses and a functional combat system.
If we're talking about 1/10s, that honor goes to DMC2.
Star Shitizen
Smash Melee with tournament rules.
gta 4 5
I don't think I've ever played a true 1.
The only time a game becomes truly unplayable for me is literally any reference to a trans character or symbol
Tower Unite. MacDGuy should be nailed to a cross with his guts spilling out in public for his crimes against GMod Tower.
FFXIII is literally everything that a JRPG shouldn't be. It's got corridor level design, an extremely shallow world that feels like someone with an IQ of 80 was told to make sci-fi, the cast is unlikeable and trapped in perpetual melodrama, and even all of this looks like the work of a genius next to having literally 95% of the main plot take place in a tutorial environment with no freedom.
There are objectively worse games that exist, but that was the final nail in one of my favorite franchises back before that bullshit was the norm. I haven't really been hyped for a new FF game since.
I recently played through it for the first time after quitting like 5 hours in a couple of times, and I expected Gran Pulse to be this big massive open area with a big city in the middle and all that kind of shit, an actual hub ya know.
It was just a single glorified Calm Lands from FFX with a couple of side passages.
The fact that there isn't a single npc to talk to or a single town to visit, not even a single shop to visit in the entire game is insulting to the fanbase.
>It's got corridor level design, an extremely shallow world
that sounds like the typical JRPG to me
The worlds of Final Fantasy, Xenoblade, Lunar, etc. have culture. Often several cultures. FFXIII's world has the culture of Chronicles of Riddick or an Uwe Boll movie. It's all flash. There's nothing about that setting that will make you feel attached to anything there.
>corridor level design
You don't understand. The whole game is basically a straight line with cutscenes. There's a sidequest area that's as
describes towards the end. I've played a lot of JRPGs, and nothing else compares. Even doujin JRPGs that are complete crap know better than to do something like that.
shadow the hedgehog
kirby's dreamland 3
YIIK's gameplay.
Meet 'n' Frick: Secret Agent. It was legitimately worse than every other game in the series, and I include the little bite sized ones with only one scene. In a series with games like Kingdom and Star Mission, it's just not enjoyable in comparison.
Every eSports game ever.
Dark Souls 2
From pure gameplay perspective?
Crysis 1 and 2
Like.... for me personally? It's TLOU. Not that it deserves a 1, but it is unbearably boring for me to play it. Like, I was really falling the frick asleep back when I tried it out and pushed through some boring parts, but the boring parts never seemed to end so I concluded the whole game was boring trash.
1/10.
FF7 Rebirth
Starfield
Infernal: Hells Vengeance
Bayonetta 1.
Yugioh
I really dont play bad games...
You're missing out. They increase my understanding and enjoyment of good games.
Those horrible $10 PC games they'd try to sell to office workers on those red stands in Staples and Office Max in the early 2000s. A handful were just classic games like Simcity and Myst, but the rest were the most shoddily made, shitty, clunky, awful games that were sold in Staples for a reason.
Console wise: That MUSCLE game for NES. It's about a 1/10. Fun for like 30 seconds and then put it down forever.
I never stopped to think that shovelware like this probably turned a significant amount of people off the medium for years.
Exception is if you're underaged (I mean this literally, not in a 'mean' way) and/or you have absolutely zero clue on the original AW titles. Even casuals and r*dditors who are fans of the originals scorned this "remake". Can't wait for the contrarians on Ganker to pretend otherwise.
Alone in the Dark 2.
Resident evil 3 remake
Holyshit that game is garbage in every department
Half the game is cut
Nemesis reduced to setpieces
Nemesis AI is pure jank and can Stunlock you
Nemesis teleports around
Performance on release was pure ass
Capcom has the microsoft curse
1 good release followed by pure unadulterated ass over and over
I'm enjoying it because nuJill is best Jill.
Stormlord
Depression Quest
Actual answer coming through
Yugioh Forbidden Memories
Deus Ex The Fall
Cyberpunk.
Gameplay, story, music, visuals, systems such as the talent points you gain when leveling, nothing about the game is remotely appealing.
It ran well on my machine at least due to playing it for the first time 3 months ago.
The only 1/10 "real" game I've ever played was Project Eden on PS2. I feel like its the bottom of the barrel bad.
Mario
Street Hoops (2002)
>ctrl f "halo"
>0/0
cowards
Conception II. Genuinely gotta be one of the worst games I've ever experienced. I might be willing to put the Neptunia games here, but those are at least saved by the characters and writing, which are just fun. Those fricking games should have just been visual novels though.
Superman 64 of course
You can tell it's genuinely terrible because there hasn't even been a video yet by some zoomer trying to come to its defence.
your mom
Ultimate battle 22
Red Dead Redemption hands down
>I've always found games to be sleep inhibitors nailed the slow country aesthetic to the point that I kept falling asleep navigating the world
>story driven "game" (hate that shit)
>absolutely zero control over said story, with game overs for stupid shit
For example, the snake oil salesman asks you to do some target shooting, fist fighting and something else to fool a small town into believing his chad juice is legit. You cant drink it and miss the targets on purpose or lose the fight. You have to con people despite this guy trying to be a changed man or some shite. This wasn't the only time I used my fricking brain and tried to think outside the box, it's just the only one I remember after over a decade, but for fricks sake at this point it might as well be an animated movie.
I'm fact, all games like this, Uncharted is one too, deserve 1/10.
None of you truly understand what a 1 out of 10 is. None of your other games are so terrible that they were deleted out of existence after their release.
Life.
Red Dead Redemption 2, I had maybe 1 hour of fun in the entire 70 hours it took me to beat it
Disco Elysium.
There's no gameplay and the writing is just this.
I don't know the name of it, but it was some EA game I bought rather cheap long ago. It had the EA walking™ so I shut it down and refunded it immediately.
Why do EA games think pushing the stick forward should result in warp speed?
Shadow of the Movie Raytracer
Saints Row Reboot
Pirated it, can't remember the last time I was offended by something purely by how shit it was
People on Ganker don't play videogames so you won't receive many genuine answers, but the only 1/10 games are non-functional ones or designed so horribly that I can't imagine a single person genuinely enjoying the experience
Think your crappy 2000s bargain bin World War 2 shooters for 5 bucks like Ardennes Offensive, think shit like Big Rigs, think Steam Greenlight-era asset flips, think free RPG Maker games some autistic teenager made
I don't think a single AAA release can be objectively considered a 1/10 unless you count predatory practices they engage in as severe enough to lower the score to 1, which is fair