What is the most fricked up vidya promo you can think of
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Win a trip to Detroit?
*action packed
so is it a burger or a potato chip flavor
and if its le burg, is it made of emus or what
I can clear this up for you.
It tastes like a overcooked peppered turkey burger
this one is pretty fricked up. Its almost comical what amerimutts let their crazy army do
Their military funds pretty much every single movie and video game that features real military hardware.
>scandinavian game
>mutts
Try playing 2004-2012 era shooters, there is a frick ton of product placement and thinly veiled recruitment ads
If your military does not recruit via ads then one of the following has happened
1. Your country runs on conscription so they don't need ads. They just jail you if you say no, and then send you to the front lines with no gear.
2. Your country is too poor to afford buying ads
3. Your country does not develop any games, so they have no where to even put an ad.
How about people willingly joining without the need of propaganda? I am sure this is a foreign concept to an american.
>I am sure this is a foreign concept to an american.
Are you moronic?
Apparently it is
So you are moronic. How embarrassing.
how is that fricked up? you are saying militaries dont inspire like 90 percent of all videogames?
Not to be that guy, but most military personnel are pretty shitty.
That being said, I have a buddy who's in the AF. He said that, when he was going to get stationed over in Japan, they basically tell you "Don't rape; rape is bad" 10 different times during programs before going. Mostly because there's countless stories of mil getting drunk and raping the locals.
You have to have warnings like that when most of your military personnel are poor people too stupid for college. Oh well, they all get their comeuppance when the wife they married at 19 drives the Dodge Charger they leased at 18% to cuck them while on tour.
There are worse armies out there.
Yep, I seen the video of the Ukrainian child taking out a tank.
Wtf are the russians even doing over there?
Every 10th American or so has a job in the military industrial complex. The entire country is one giant war machine.
win a trip to detroit
sonic curry
>win a trip to detroit
knew i had this pic saved somewhere
holy kek I never realized this was a europoor promotion, that makes it so much more hilarious
They're not lying, it will be action packed but...
>microwaved burgers
Do you gays really...?
>he doesn't try every different brand of microwave burger he can find just to see if there is at least one that tastes different
haven't found it yet, but I'm sure it's out there
Just STFU Black person
what the frick
what
>skycar to America
I laugh everytime man
>Fargus
It's not THAT bad in Detroit, is it?
No, it's worse.
>sent to detroit
>land at night
>POV getting to your motel
Why is America like this?
>America
homie it's detroit.
I get foreigners do the Arr america rook da saem shit, but you really need to get on the reality that basically every state in america is it's own nation unified by (not including California and New York and we should glass them for being traitors, guilty of sedition and LITERALLY invading other states to commit sedition against them) a philosophy regarding personal liberty, and naturally occurring habits as a result of locale.
Could say the same to you for blaming all of CA for the actions of basically two cities. And then you blame me when I want to get out of this hell hole.
Shit or get off the pot my guy
They purchase faulty harvesting equipment hundreds of years ago that still has consequences to this day.
>faulty
It worked as intended until it broke containment. The USA is a grey goo scenario.
Call me moronic but as a non American I find this video extremely soulful
>The theme song for that action packed trip to Detroit
Why are there so many whites women’s with black men ?
Because women
this is literally just a bunch of people hanging out, what's the issue here, am I missing something?
>NOOO YOU CAN'T HECKIN BE IN THE ROAD
carcels when 90% of the world is literally designed around their pollution death boxes and a human dares to use it for anything other than running over toddlers
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC AFTER 9 PM AND HAVE DRINKS WITH FRIENDS
Typical terrified trailer trash seething at this video.
lawl
Detroit is a little better than it used to be, only because so many people have left or died that big chunks of it are now empty.
Honestly I think SF is worse now.
Unconstrained liberalism.
There's about 4 square blocks in the downtown nightlife area that are fine, but other than that it's either totally crime ridden and run down or just straight up abandoned
People used to get regularly gutted like fish for just walking around at night but I don't know what it's like now
36.5% of the population are below the poverty line and only 4% of the population holds a bachelor's. Guess what ethnicity.
San Francisco is going to be the next punchline, pop culture just hasn't caught up yet. It's genuinely a bombed out warzone. Less than 25% of storefronts are currently filled with businesses
Motherfricker, even during the day time it's night in Detroit
There's about 1 murder per day in detroit, it's not that bad
Detroit is peak failed-capitalism.
Detroit was a shining beacon of success until it got a Black person infestation.
detroit is what happens when you think you can fix labor issues by importing thousands of blacks to undercut the union workers
that's just capitalism
Blame car company CEOs and politicians who let them move everything to foreign countries for the cheap labor. You wanted unchecked capitalism to bust up the unions, you got it, anon.
Failed globohomo, you fricking communist shitstain.
globohomosexual is captalism
No it's not you moron.
I guess Detroit is kind of like communism since everyone there lives on a government cheque
detroid is peak failed Black person fatherhood you shit for brains
>all the seething Stockholm syndrome replies
kek
>He said, unable to leave an abusive relation with government dependence.
>I'm so angry I got btfo, e-everyone else must be the ones rent free....
lmao
real talk anons, has anyone been in the abandoned parts of detroit? what's it like? do people hide out in the massive abandoned areas?
>t. not american
>Do people hide
Black folk live in those, and crackheads get high there. It's never really "abandoned".
I live in Brazil so Detroid is pretty much a
child's playground to me. These Black folk wouldn't last 1 week here.
It's like most large American cities, certain downtown areas where money is invested and some suburbs are affluent and nice, others are derelict and dangerous. You just have to know where to go and when to be there. If you're a hopeless gamer incel, don't go waltzing around a bad neighborhood at night with only your video game OST playing.
Nah, detroit is awesome.
Gets me every time.
>sonic curry
Is it blue?
Yes.
lel
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>is that... flavoring on potato chips...?? NOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANNOT BE, INCOMPREHENSIBLE, I MUST SPAM MUTT ON AMERICAN WEBSITES UNTIL I DIE OF OLD AGE
That makes sense. When I tried them I could only describe the flavor as "chinese food".
Why isn't paprika one of the default chips flavors in America? When I think of chips, this is the first thing that comes to my mind, because it's the most popular flavor over here in Germany.
Paprika, cumin, turmeric are fancy homosexual spices (except chili cookers).
a fricking bellpepper is literally the least fancy spice I can think of.
Ok queer. Unless you mean crushed red pepper on pizza, that's okay. Otherwise you probably need to go smoke pole somewhere else.
because we're moronic
paprika is like one of the best pringles flavors and kellogg's is too moronic to bring it over
I hate german chips. I dont know why. They taste weird to me. Not sure if its like a different oil they use or something
whatever this is
Haha, what a shitshow
>mfw people found the hidden rape dungeon and ageplay room and posted pics
qrd?
>guild of RP autists in FFXIV decide that it was a good idea to host an event and advertise it in real life
>let's get real billboards and everything
>loads of people in their discord pitch in to thousands(?) of dollars
>people find out and naturally start making fun of it
>guild members and leaders start freaking the frick out because how dare they make fun of our beach event
>that brings more attention to themselves, even the media reported on it
>people start digging into their guild house
>find a rape dungeon and ageplay (toddler bullshit) rooms
>leader of the FC gets banned because not only did they put square's name on the billboard they used datamined armor
What happened during all of that
>now that DC travel is possible loads of people flock to their guildhouse
>many start playing clown music and dress up as clowns
>endless pointing and laughing at the sheer stupidity which then prompts discord meltdowns
>they went as far as to say they're compiling a google doc of people using clown/nerd emojis to report them to the authorities for harassment
>it only gets worse from there as they also ban people who didn't contribute to the initial dump of money
>guild's future is uncertain now that the leader is permanently banned
Sounds like a shitshow from the start. Schadenfreude is a wonderful thing
So glad I don't play that shit game.
cuck post.
Hardly, the cucks are the ones playing the game.
the sheer stupidity at play here is absolutely wild. here's a good rundown
>youtuber shit
you fricking mongoloid moron homosexual shit eating grifter
i do not give two fricks about your deranged obsessions, unshackle your fricking brain
not watching a woman
how does one hide a rape dungeon in FF14s housing system? i'm unfamiliar with it.
also, post pics.
Do you have the pics of thr room? I cant find them again. Shits hilarious.
this feels like something from second life but they just switched games. same type of people too.
Secondlife taught me that at least 20% of people are pedophiles
How would they know what it tasted like? Was it recorded in maori tradition?
That's implying Maori knowing any more of their history beyond having secondhand butthurt for Waitangi Day.
Maori culture consists entirely of doing homosexual Haka dances in situations that don't call for Haka dances i.e. all the time.
probably not too far from ostritch
Like the meat off a massaged Emu. Which is to say; still not that good.
burger
The Christmas Tinner from GAME UK
Allegedly that one actually tasted surprisingly decent
Thought that said Mos burger
Those Moa Burger chips were actually good as frick.
Not vidya but I remember Much Music (canadian MTV) offered a young teen girl a day alone with R. Kelly
Does the Assassin's Creed: Black Flag official pre-order promotional football count?
What the frick?
Honestly I would rather have more of these direct advertisements instead of the politics seeping through into the game itself like so many of them do now.
> Get to the centre
>Rickroll starts playing
>Audio of the Dev calling people no life losers starts repeating
GB2R
>black cube of saturn
The winner of that never got his prize.
If you eat this you hear the halo choir because you fricking die.
And go to heaven, because those chips were fricking delicious.
If a moa is like an ostrich, that sounds delicious.
If you've never tried ostrich meat, give it a shot. They're birds with red meat rather than white, and so juicy. Ostrich jerky is really tender too.
Tried ostrich steak, very lean. Jerky sounds nice but really unlikely to find any in this dump.
>moa burger
did she ever get her burgers out?
America has no culture
Yet somehow exported said culture it never had. Weird
it imports culture, bastardizes it until it is unrecognizable and the exports it back
That looks so fricking good wtf
I feel like it is probably just going to get soggy real quick. Also, Taco Bell beef just tastes like someone put a cigarette out in it these days.
You live near beef?
Worse, it's a cultureless void that destroys everyrhing it touches, spewing back high fructose corn syrup, AIDS, and mystery meat quadroons.
Weren't the gaymen that fricked the monkey that started Aids from Britain?
They chose society instead.
europoor is disillusioned with reality, mozzy sticks are common here.
a game about the nightmare of corporatism and propaganda run wild had actual in-game ads for things on the same billboards that were used to show the brutal foodstuffs the in-universe nightmare corporations produced
I still don't understand this. What was lorne thinking? Did he go mad over the years? Is that why soulstorm is so bad?
I'm at a lack of words for how mind-numbingly dumb this is but you explained it well already.
>it seems to imply our real world is headed this way
>was... was that the point?
I actually went to that address to meet Video Games, but he's a very reclusive man, so I wouldn't suggest repeating it.
Did Gordon Ramsay make that burger?
Why the frick do morons keep making burgers too tall to eat?
why do you think it's called the heart attack grill
How do you get a heart attack if you can't even fit the burger in your mouth?
ask these people https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill#Illnesses_and_deaths + more not on this list
> In February 2013, an unofficial spokesman and daily patron, 52-year-old John Alleman, died of an apparent heart attack while waiting at a bus stop in front of the restaurant.
Lost
>restraunt owner opened the shop specifically to kill fat people
Based
Only thing moronic about it is they fry stuff in lard to try and promote unhealthiness, where as vegetable oils are worse and exist because israelites.
Doesn't even look that fattening. It's just a lot of standard patties stacked to the point of not being edible. You could make a one patty burger that's as fattening by just adding other shit to it instead of moronic stacking of 50 patties.
Far cheaper to just add shit like butter and the like than extra beef patties and cheese
>Doesn't even look that fattening
I think it's mostly the amount of lard they use to cook it what makes it really fatty.
>Over 350 lbs eat free
jesus christ
The legend is the owner genuinely hates fat people and wants to literally drive them to heart attacks.
He's more so frustrated with the people who don't care about their weight, since he used to be a dietician. He figures that shocking people with the truth (aka killing them with overindulgence) will shock them more than any diet could.
Being a former fatass, I'm inclined to agree.
>if i give the addict more drugs, his addiction will disappear
it's more like
>if I give the addict more drugs, he will die and not pollute the world any more with his existence
you lads fix housefires by burning the block down too?
It's more like fixing an abandoned house by demolishing it.
It does, and so does their vital signs, so it's a success.
>Try and get people to stop eating like shit
>They ignore you, yell at you for not doing enough, and eat like shit anyway
>Deal with this for like 30 years
>Give up and decide instead of telling the heroine addict to stop taking heroine, to just start giving out free heroine so people can all laugh at the addicts and the ones who can be saved will realize how far gone they are and do better
>Over 350lbs
I am megafat 250lbs. I wonder how anyone can go over 300 in all honesty. I think my weight is quite on the limit and I can't gain more weight even if I tried to.
Can't even do 15km walks I used to or bike 50km anymore, so I dunno what would happen if I was like 150kg
230lbs here, I feel like an obese monster despite the fact I'm 6'2" and have decent muscle mass (the belly is the problem), but I look at the 300lb people and wonder how the frick they do it, like how do they not just want to kill themselves from being such a disgusting mess?
like the women with bingo wings, how the FRICK do you let it get to that point?
skill issue, just Ganker sticky and lift dudes
you'll mostly get thicc-R everywhere and keep a v-shape even with a spare tire because broad shoulders, chest, and lats
weight gain and loss is so much better if you just never stop showing up and kicking ass at whatever training routine you're doing
Sounds like you need to git gud. At my fattest, I think I was around 330. Last year, before I decided to stop killing myself, I was at a cool 290. All it takes it drinking 5 or 6 cans of pop every single day, and you too can be a 300 pound landwhale.
The human body isn't designed to handle weight over 300 lbs, you have to basically give up to get above it. 600 lbs is when the body stops being able to circulate blood and starts shutting down or rotting while still alive. That's why 600 lbs life people have to have weight loss surgery, they need to have most of their stomach removed and the rest stiched together, then go in regularly to have lumps of flesh carved off because the human body isn't built for that size
To be fair, that's only for the average. Without all their fat, those 1000 lbs+ whales already suffer from gigantism which would put them overweight even if they weren't living so absurdly unhealthily.
I dunno man, I'm 380 lbs. and I have no problems riding my bike or going for walks. Maybe you're just a failure of a human being.
Im 86kg, so around 172lbs, and im fat as frick. Am a grill though, we're designed to store fat. As a man there is no excuse, get down the gym!
It's mind boggling that this is the average weight for a woman in burgerland. A decently fit lean man weighs like 170.
it's easy when you're 6' 2"
I went to 312 at my biggest now I'm at 238
once you get to a point where you get winded walking to the toilet its incredibly easy to gain weight
Well too bad white boy because it's your race that's endangered.
Dante's Inferno had some crazy stuff. I also remember them sending out $200 checks to journalists as a gimmick about greed. Also vaguely remember they had a booth or party at some point that was rather salacious.
they also hired people to dress as nuns and sacrifice a goat in from of their own offices in a fake protest against the game
The goat sacrifice was God of War iirc
They also paid a bunch of people to pretend protest the game's launch
>game is about a guy ignorant of his sins realizing he was lead astray during life and redeeming himself in the afterlife to save his wife's soul
>EA marketing goes with SIN TO WIN and fake Westboro Baptist Church protestors
Even worse than "Dude, we showed Dead Space 2 to all these 50-year-old women and made them scream, it's super scary"
>Snoy parading a dead goat around to promote god of war
>John Romero will make you his b***h
>Acclaim giving out cash to name your child 'Turok'
>Acclaim wanting to pay anyone willing to put a Shadowman 2 advert on their headstone or a diseased relative
>Acclaim bus-stop adverts that leak blood
>Acclaim virtua tennis adverts tattoed on pigeons
>Acclaim pays any speeding fine on the day Burnout 2 released
Pass the nitros oxide.
pays any speeding fine on the day Burnout 2 released
woah woah woah back that up. qrd? That sounds like it could be extremely expensive if it's the entire US.
it was only in the UK, and the company got shit on for that stunt for a variety of reasons
1) they are basically ENCOURAGING people to break the law
2) speeding can cause injury or death if an accident happens (Acclaim also made it clear they WOULD NOT cover any fees other than speeding tickets, if you hit someone while speeding and lose a court case then YOU are paying for any restitution)
3) you will still get penalty points on your license for speeding, regardless of if someone else pays the fine for you, if you get 12 points on your license then you are banned for driving for 6 months minimum, going up from there for repeat offences after you get your license back
it was a terrible idea all around
There is no such thing as bad publicity.
There really is
tell that to Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Jeffrey Dalmer, John Wayne Gacy, or really any number of people who committed crimes that were then reported and completely nuked their reputation
"oh but I was in the news again, that makes it fully worth that I am regularly getting hospitalized from being beaten and raped in prison!"
Bit different when you're a pedo anon
he said "there's no such thing as bad publicity", at no point did he add the caveat of "oh except for this, and this, and maybe that", but even if he had that would have proven his initial statement false because it proves there IS such a thing as bad publicity
I didn't think I'd have to break it down so much, but here we are
Gacy was not a pedo. He was killing those teenagers for fun. Big difference
>Shadowman advert on the headstone or a diseased relative
I know you meant "of a deceased" but the idea of Billy grabbing his sickly grandpa and taking him don the tattoo parlour for a shadowman tattoo was funny to me.
Write turok on your dead babies gravestone?
Has there ever been a more quintessentially american product in history?
The fact that it's double-paged makes it better. Your not sure at first. It's a great what? Who are these soldiers or whatever. Then you spread it and you're hit with the fact that it's clearly Nazis, and that they claim it to be a great "feeling"
you'd be seeing both pages at once anyways, zoomer
>you see video game journalism used to be respectable profession before the SJWs corrupted it, GG is actually about ethics in video games...
those dumb fricks actually believed this.
>you see video game journalism used to be respectable profession before the SJWs corrupted it, GG is actually about ethics in video games
It was and the fact you think that GG was after danger hairs and not GameJournoPros tells me everything.
It was in the same way journalists in general were much more respected honestly around a year before GG. It wasn't GG, but really just the proliferation of the internet that made people realize that journos in general are spin doctors that are paid to put out a certain 'truth'. I learned in a college class when I took a journalist elective class and and some journalist from a big newspaper company tried to claim that coke hiring said paper to make up a realistic news story just to be an ad for Coke was a good thing.
this website has rotted my fricking brain
gem
Don't even see it, you're defo just mentally ill.
coal
y-you too
kino
underrated
NOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAA
get help bro
IT'S A BURGER
HOW DO YOU SEE THIS
Because when you spend your entire waking day on Ganker and related discord servers it's literally all you think about. The phrase "Go outside" doesn't just mean literally outdoors, it means go outside of the same cyclic shit you perpetuate in your mind by pathological habit every single day.
meds
You make me sick
I think God should kill you
I still don't see it.
Be glad you aren't so far gone.
You are diseased
You are a delight, but you should take Claritin Clear.
Did everyone get their memory wiped when Sonic did a crossover with Hooters?
>Sonic Forces
More people would have remembered it if the game wasn't so shit porn of Sonic girls in Hooters costumes was great tho
It's fitting to see this moronic analogies in the food thread.
Sonic curry isn't even that bad
It's probably about as good (not very) as any other microwavable curry, but I can't get over the fricking blue.
Neon blue slop is perhaps the least appetizing looking thing you could make, that primal part of your brain just screams "this shit is probably toxic"
>I don't see a problem besides to color looking toxic
you are looking at it the wrong way
>here son, since you like sonic so much, I killed and cooked him for you
that shit is just fricked up. imagine it was super mario curry, it would look like you are eating his SHIT
Mario curry would just be blood curry, and it would definitely work better than Sonic toxic waste.
>mario curry would be red
wrong
it would have no coloring to imitate a clogged pipe
It's not made with hedgehog meat, it's no different to those sonic ice creams with the goofy eyes everyone memes about.
Other than the food dye there's nothing to complain about really, it's a silly choice of product but curry is probably easier and more popular in Japan than chili dogs or whatever.
so is this shit that's recently sold? Because I always thought it was Curry from the early 90's, or some shit.
Nah man its like Mac n Cheese, they just stopped making it after 1999.
>Don't just sit there and waste your precious time.
>When you want to do something, do it right away.
>Do it when you can.
>It's the only way to live a life without regrets.
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
why is this sonic curry giving me existential lifestyle advice
>don't waste your precious time cooking
>eat blue curry right away
>regret it later
Sonic you lied to me!
>his curry is only single player
You should try the co-op curry.
Eat all of this BY YOURSELF. Just for a mount.
that looks like a single person would need to take about 10 pisses
If you leave to piss, you have to start again.
That's a fairly small amount of KFC for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast- food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of Twisters in that timeframe, but I could easily.
CinemaRobert please
My fondest memory of visiting America was driving through North Carolina, and seeing a little stall in the middle of nowhere proudly selling both fidget spinners and Confederate flags. An amazing place
>Japanese Hooters
What's the point? They're so flat.
Its pretty impressive how fast that fad died
Is it?
Fidget spinners don't really have any iterative potential.
It's not like a yoyo
I recall the local stores no longer selling these when the game finally launched thanks to all the delays lmao
Samurai cola or whatever the flavor was called was actually pretty fricking tasty, but ffs the calories were like 280 or 300.
Infamous Second Sin giving you a condom. Singular and glow in the dark
When Acclaim entertainment encouraged people to drive at high speed in promotion of Burnout 2
There's nothing wrong with Detroit. My sister regularly vacations there and really enjoys it. /misc/ has rotted your brains.
Anon how many gallons of cope do you have to drink to pretend detroit isn't a fricking nightmare
you cuckhomosexuals are genuinely mentally ill.
What does that post have to do with cuckoldery? Seems like you are cucked in the brain
i genuinely pucked after i ate one of these chips the mayo salad flavor feels nauseating to eat.
Wimp.
sorry, I'm late.
Just got some of the new Mario ice cream at Coldstone. Pretty tasty.
bro your ice cream is melting
That's just sort of how Coldstone is.
bro slighty melted is the patrician way to eat it
not when it's at risk of spilling out of the cup bro
I love japan, it's so beautiful and pure and harmonious and I wouldn't trade it for anything, but god damn sometimes I miss just huge piles of awful fricking unrepentant greasy monster ass american food
Whats the difference between pringles paprika and pringles sweet paprika?
One is sweet.
i've never seen the latter so i am assuming you made it up
Its real where i live
> a dark purplish beverage labeled “Windia’s Dark Urine“, sold at one of the company’s bi-annual “Festival” events.
For Deathsmiles II
Nice!
>tfw I haven't mentioned how capitalism is bad in and Marx is freakin epic for 2 whole minutes