what is the worst game (you) have ever played?
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what is the worst game (you) have ever played?
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>Rocket Robot on Wheels :^)
Frick off. One of the best platformers ever. Why the frick would you hold this opinion even as a joke?
Fallout 3
Alone in the Dark 2.
This game is awesome.
I fully disagree. I actually consider it a good game design lesson, it teaches you how not to do so many things.
Nice art though.
Rogue warrior
Sword Art Online Lost Song
Why do cats hate banana?
because it is not corn
Cats lack the ability to taste sweetness. Bananas probably don't taste like anything to them.
Nobody can explain how one of my cats ate jelly and loved it
Because it looks like Snek. Same reason they're terrified of cucumbers.
/v said this game was a pokemon killer. They lied.
I also fell for it
It's still somewhat good, not the worst game I have played this year
Ofcourse they lied, they dont understand why pokemon is good at all because they never learned the battle system.
A week of Garfield or virtual bart or silver surfer
that was a raid, you tard. you fell for it?
No not really. I just wanted attention.
There will be lots of troll answers, so here's my two cents: Akiba's beat on Vita. So bad I stopped playing after 20 minutes and never went back. Such a shame, I liked Akiba's Trip.
>Akiba's beat
man that game was ass
What was so bad? Ive been eyeing the series
Cult of the lamborghini is the worst game I have recently played. What a piece of shit.
Lately? Prince of Persia: sands of time
The combat is absolute garbage only being second to the camera. The camera really makes this shit almost unplayable and makes me grateful for modern lock on mechanics and camera controls.
>zoomer moron
>t. boomer moron
Implying a zoomer would know what PoP is. Anyway the game is shit take off your nostalgia googles. WW was hyped as the best PoP ever, I sure hope they fixed the camera
>grateful for modern lock on mechanics
You're a moronic nostalgia homosexual. Go play Sands of Time again and tell me how good the combat is when you lock an enemy at random instead of hitting the one you wanted.
So yes being able to lock on is superior. have a nice day.
learn2position m8
Seething nostalgiatard. I played these games when I was little, this makes me older than 90% of the posters here. Came back recently and they're dog shit. Or at least SoT is but I bet WW is just as bad.
Heavy Nova is a terrible game.
Terminal shit taste, quarantine yourself from humanity.
I agree, bought all of them on a bundle sale like 10 years ago, played it for a few minutes before uninstalling and regretting my purchase. Terrible series not worth playing at all.
Nu-God of war
Beyond: Two Souls
Paper Mario: Sticker Star
Not the worst game I ever played, but definitely the worst I completed. I hate it so much.
I paid full price for this.
Do you know what the whiplash is like, going from a near-perfect title like GB3, to THIS? If it had been any harder, my neck would have broken IRL.
Diablo 3, with Bioshock Infinite being a close contender. Nothing like forced sequel abominations.
It's far from the "worst" game, it's competently made, but the game I had the most viscerally negative reaction to was Broforce.
I know there used to be a guy here that was absolutely in love with the game but Tales of Abyss must be one of the worst RPG from namco I played
Also for a more easier pick, anything from compile heart/idea factory is absolutely fricking terrible
Hunted: Demons Forge was so bad the only reason I finished it was because it had coop and my sister wanted to play something too.
Starfield. Dropped around 10 hours in, after trying extremely hard to like it. Frick you, Todd.
Diablo 4
Fricking lmao really. Boomer nostalgia morons trying not to seethe when you criticize their precious old games.
Face it, PoP:SoT aged like dog shit, it's borderline unplayable in this day and age and basically you're moronic and can't handle criticism lmao.
Calico > White > Black > Brown > POWER GAP > Gray > Orange
All calicoes are sweethearts. All black cats have autism. All orange cats are moronic bastards.
Overwatch. The beta was fine, I think. But something happened after release and I realized that it was an extremely shitty game.
Notice how I'm the only one that had the balls to name an old game that is regarded by most boomers here as a classic.
The rest are either underage gays that never played anything older than 2015 or have no balls. Diablo 4, Starfield - literally the lowest hanging fruits.
bro that was my post. Frickin' newbie
Plenty of old games that suck ass. The fact I don't remember any is the problem, not that they didn't existed
Real life
Baldur's Gate 3
I don't understand how people can stand that boring mess.
>game is constantly paused in combat
>you don't get to do any actions, just click on enemy and hope the invisible background dice roll well
>no mechanics to speed up or make combat more interactive
>boring shit writing
>lore character wank I don't care about
>everyone and everything is ugly
>"gear progression" means going from a 2-12 damage sword at the start of the game to a 4-14 damage sword by the end of the game
welcome to 5e
Charlie's Angels on the Gamecube
It was a bargain bin game that was included in a bundle with a bunch of other games. The game is comically bad from the go.
The bad guys have stolen the Eiffel Tower and other monuments. That's all I can remember from the story.
The first level you start on a beach in a bikini at a modelling show (I'm making it sound better than it is), and then you just start beating men up. Your main attack is a jumping spin kick, but the animation is broken with the bikini models. The bodies do a full 360 spin, but the heads remain lock forward, meaning they're breaking their neck with every kick.
The second level is on a boat and it's just a confusing maze where every room looks too similar and the mission ends when your girl interacts with an item like a necklace or a teddy bear or something, I forget. I just know the girl leans in going "ooooo". It's not clear what your objective is here at all.
I never got to the third level because the second level just restarted again, so I guess interacting with that one object was a bad end.
In my 36 years of being on this planet, there was very few vidya I ever outright rejected. But DEPONIA managed to do it. I have never been this repulsed by a game's introduction before. I got it for free one day and the first thing that happens is that a bunch of nasally, disgusting sounding homosexual Kraut programmers start joking at the player's expense and talking about themselves before the actual game even starts. This shit goes on for several minutes I swear to god it felt like an eternity of pure, unironic cringe. I ragequit, threw it off my harddrive and wrote the devs a long mail of them hopefully dying of cancer. I'm glad my brain erased most of it, so I can't go into detail, but I've never been this angry at an adventure game before. Also the artstyle was attrocious.
>>Fact Check<<
Watched the first 2 minutes of it on youtube.
It's much worse than how he describes it. Words can't describe it, really. The experience is on par with watching gore videos. It's surprisingly vile and repulsive.
Thank you for sharing my pain
It inflicted a type of suffering that lingers on.. You've tried to warn me, but i didn't listen. Now i'll have to live with it for the rest of my days.
For anyone else who wants to experience the pain. And no when I started the game, I was not asked to hear a stupid fricking developer commentary. There was NO BUTTON. They just forced me to listen to this.
now I need to add, this is just the dev commentary in that video, combine it with the actual "gameplay" sections and the suffering is complete
Dude it KEEPS FRICKING GOING
I don't speak kraut, i dont get annoyed hearing languages i dont understand, but this.... goes on for way too fricking long.
I'd be shellshocked.
I feel your pain.
I hope the game is strictly 18+ on steam. I wouldn't want children to just stumble upon it a get scarred for life. Poor Zoomies have it hard enough even without stuff like this.
I'm pretty sure it goes against youtubes own "shocking and extremely disturbing content" guidelines too.
I can totally understand now why you guys firebombed Dresden. I'm a kraut and if I had to listen to this fricking godawful developer any longer and the only way to stop it would be this method, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Raffucus Piedron: The Ancient Hero
Valorant
blood borne
Fallout new vegas
Starfield
Fallout 76
In a technial sense, probably Star Wars Episode II on GBA or something. In a "failed to live up to expectations" sense, easily Resident Evil 5. The former is literally worse, but the latter is what stays with you.
Amy
Star Wars Masters of Teras Kasi, Super Bombad Racing, and Phantom Menace PS1
Butt Ugly Martians Zoom or Doom
Simpsons Wrestiling
Sonic Riders
South Park N64
Hunt Down the Freeman
Marvel Nemesis Rise of Imperfects
Resident Evil 6
Uncharted 1
I love Last of Us but 2 genuinely puts me in a bad mood just by thinking about it. Obviously it's technically fantastic but it's pure misery.
Yeah, I played a lot of terrible licensed garbage
>Sonic Riders
Unironically a top 5 Sonic game. The first one, anyways.
hellgate london
Celeste is the only game i've regretted pirating
Why? couldn't pass your savefile to a legit copy?
I avoid obviously bad games so the worst I played was GTA IV - easily worst experience among GTA games I played. I also played it after Saints Row 2 and thus it felt extremely dull, linear, anti-fun and annoying.
guys please stop saying "Starfield" we worked really hard on it
shut the frick up Todd
Enter the Gungeon
were you filtered by how slow it is or are you just bad?
It's like they took all the good things from Nucular Throne and made them bad on purpose.
Alan Wake II
Maybe there are worse games out there, but this is hands down the shittiest I ever booted up.
elden ring and tears of the kingdom
FF15
Played it twice just because the girls where cut, outside of that is just a lame game
Probably this, no memes. This is a terrible game.
I could meme and say bullshit like xenogears or 3rd birthday to piss some butthole off but they have redeeming qualities to them.
I don't force myself to play genuinely bad, awful games much. But picrel is a terrible game.
Starfield
I played the old Senran Kagura gacha game for half a year or so.
It was a browser-only card battler, the gacha rates were horrible or maybe not, I can’t tell because that game gave you one (1) single roll ticket per month. It also was P2W because why wouldn’t it be, just putting a character from paid gacha on your team multiplied event scores by at least 5. The only good thing about it was the artwork on cards.
This was like 1 dollar on sale on steam over 10 years ago and i bought it.
I thought "single player fps for a dollar, killer deal!"
I didnt know about its developer at all until years after i dropped the game after playing for 4 hours because its so, so bad.
It's not great, but it's not that bad honestly. Just very, very repetitive with maps outlasting their welcome, and then some.
Enemy AI in this game is almost non existent.
They're basically hitscan turrets.
The story is unbearable and doesn't help at all. Chaser's english voice is hilarious.
It's kinda average early 00s FPS with decent graphics. I like how there are like 40 weapons but most feel the same. There's a short section in the end where you get to drive an exoskeleton and it's pretty kino, but not worth suffering 10-20 hours getting there.
Just confirmed on my account, I cannot fricking believe i played the game this long.... and still didnt even finish it.
Its so grossly mediocre for being so fricking long.
Forgot pic
Dead cells
Red dead redemption 2 quit after the 4 hour prologue where you just walk around.
Didn't they threw the player into a shootout with the O'Driscolls right after the first 2 cutscenes?
SHOGO mobile armor division is a rather shitty FPS full of bugs but it's also a totally hilarious game because despite being made by a western dev, they wanted to make a Mecha anime game and also tried to ripoff masamune shirow art style
the OP is incredible though
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