>call of juarez the cartel
Bound in Blood sucks balls too.
Only good Call of Juarez games were the first one and Gunslinger. Completely different games but both fun.
Worst game i've ever played was probably something on the commodore 64. Some of those games (and spectrum games) were so buggy it caused Nintendo to introduce their "Seal of Quality" to reassure people that the game actually functioned at a fundamental level.
Imagine Battle Arena Toshinden but slower and shit controls. All the ugly characters were mythical or movie monsters (Mummies, minotaurs, count dracula). Also the load times between stages were around two minutes.
It's baffling how X7 got everything wrong. >X has to be unlocked >Zero's long wind up when swinging his saber causes you to get hit a lot >Axl's copy ability taking too damn long to use and is almost worthless aside from rescuing a couple of reploids >auto lock-on causes you to shoot behind enemies, especially Flame Hyenard >Movement feels a lot slower >American version, for some insane reason, decided to halve the damage output >Boss fights are a slog, unless you get Axl's grenade launcher >Auditory torture: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP CAN YOU HEAR ME AXL BEEP BOOM BOOM BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN >Sigma is a fricking joke, beat him on my first try and I wasn't even trying. His first form kept spamming one easy to avoid attack because I was up against a wall. His final form is piss easy, just don't get punched.
X6 was a horrible experience, but I may revisit it with the x6 tweaks mod.
X7 is absolute garbage. No redeeming qualities. None. And it's Inafune's fault. He said he refused to try and translate and adjust Mega Man X to 3d. He simply copy-and-pasted it into 3d.
This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick. Sigma's my ass and Red is my balls. It fricking sucks, it sucking fricks, it's a piece of shit, and I don't like it.
I don't know about the worst of all time, but I recently tried playing one of the latest Tomb Raiders (the second of the new trilogy?), and I was nearly bored to tears. I uninstalled it almost immediately.
I actually liked the first game of the nu trilogy. Not amazing but it was decent fun, which is more than I was expecting. Tried the second one and yeah I kind of hated it. Just boring.
Most of the combat in the game consists of shooting enemies off screen because the camera is the worst of all time. The environments all look the same too and are completely devoid of color or style.
eh, i can still enjoy 2 fine enough even with it's issues, but 3 takes those issues and exacerbates them to a multiple of 10.
it actually killed remakes for me.
If this is the worst game you've ever played you're probably a zoomer but it is probably one of the worst remakes ever. I'd be interested to know what people think is worse. I wouldn't even consider this garbage fan fiction tier, it's just flat out not re3.
DC3 was fricking an inch from being great. I was at E3 in 2002(Gamespy glory days baby) and saw a closed door showcase of capcom stuff. At the time the gameplay we saw of DC3 had a full 3d camera and looked fantastic.
A year later this thing comes out, with the absolute worst fixed camera to ever be implemented. In a game with full 3d environments not at all designed to have fixed camera angles i.e. the game is heavily reliant on precise jetpack platforming. They didn't even change the movement controls to 3D/Tank Controls to compensate for the perspective changes, it still has a 2D stick, where you always move in the direction relative to the camera, so if you're platforming into a camera change, your characters directions get flopped leading to some nearly impossible jumps later in the game. Capcom, nor anyone who worked on the game has ever once, given a statement on why the game was changed so fundamentally before release. Everything else about the game is fine. The controls are responsive and pretty tight, the jetpack is quick and snappy. Shooting is piss easy because of the auto aim.
For me it was the crappy beat 'em up gameplay with horrible npc escort missions with the worst AI imaginable, and add to that A FRICKING TIMER CONSTANTLY TICKING THAT FRICKS YOU AND LOCKS YOU OUT OF SHIT.
Nothing you've played holds a candle to the latest Sseth-shilled trash. Holy frick is that c**t bought by the CCP or something? Why does he make videos about such garbage chink games?
WTF there is a Dino Crisis 3?
Yes and it's one of the worst games ever made.
Yeah, it was X-box only despite there being no "ONLY ON X-BOX" in Op's image.
Came out... 2003? 2005? Like toward the tail end of the OG X-box and MS's Intel->PPC move to 360 fricked over Backwards Comp and Capcom on selling it.
I had a friend notice all my games had only on xbox stamps. Damn og Xbox used to be beautiful
It was originally going to have a PS2 port but the game was so horrible they canceled it.
They should've done a remake with a free camera, like Namco did with Ninja Garden.
ET and the Subzero N64 game.
this shit and call of juarez the cartel were pretty bad
>call of juarez the cartel
Bound in Blood sucks balls too.
Only good Call of Juarez games were the first one and Gunslinger. Completely different games but both fun.
X-COM: Enforcer
I had no idea there was a third dino crisis.
Worst game i've ever played was probably something on the commodore 64. Some of those games (and spectrum games) were so buggy it caused Nintendo to introduce their "Seal of Quality" to reassure people that the game actually functioned at a fundamental level.
I rented this when PS1 was new.
Imagine Battle Arena Toshinden but slower and shit controls. All the ugly characters were mythical or movie monsters (Mummies, minotaurs, count dracula). Also the load times between stages were around two minutes.
I did not get my $4 worth of fun that weekend.
Superman 64
That's the one that sticks out the most in my memory
It's not the worst game ever, it's competently made, but the game I had the most viscerally negative reaction to was Broforce.
It's baffling how X7 got everything wrong.
>X has to be unlocked
>Zero's long wind up when swinging his saber causes you to get hit a lot
>Axl's copy ability taking too damn long to use and is almost worthless aside from rescuing a couple of reploids
>auto lock-on causes you to shoot behind enemies, especially Flame Hyenard
>Movement feels a lot slower
>American version, for some insane reason, decided to halve the damage output
>Boss fights are a slog, unless you get Axl's grenade launcher
>Auditory torture: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP CAN YOU HEAR ME AXL BEEP BOOM BOOM BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN
>Sigma is a fricking joke, beat him on my first try and I wasn't even trying. His first form kept spamming one easy to avoid attack because I was up against a wall. His final form is piss easy, just don't get punched.
X6 was a horrible experience, but I may revisit it with the x6 tweaks mod.
X7 is absolute garbage. No redeeming qualities. None. And it's Inafune's fault. He said he refused to try and translate and adjust Mega Man X to 3d. He simply copy-and-pasted it into 3d.
This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick. Sigma's my ass and Red is my balls. It fricking sucks, it sucking fricks, it's a piece of shit, and I don't like it.
I remember hating the Telltale Jurassic Park game bacause i thought it would be an action game and not a shitty story game
I don't know about the worst of all time, but I recently tried playing one of the latest Tomb Raiders (the second of the new trilogy?), and I was nearly bored to tears. I uninstalled it almost immediately.
I actually liked the first game of the nu trilogy. Not amazing but it was decent fun, which is more than I was expecting. Tried the second one and yeah I kind of hated it. Just boring.
It seems to be one of those games where it gets good if you understand the mechanics. I've seen a Speedrun and the guy seems to have had fun.
Most of the combat in the game consists of shooting enemies off screen because the camera is the worst of all time. The environments all look the same too and are completely devoid of color or style.
It has an auto aim right? But yeah, that's pretty much why it's a game only an autist can enjoy.
This was the first game in my life that I thought to be liquified shit. Returned it to the store the day after.
Ganker will unironically defend this game
Probably because it was played by a troony.
i gave it some slack after the first time, but after playing it again recently, it actually is just kind of awful.
All of the demakes are
eh, i can still enjoy 2 fine enough even with it's issues, but 3 takes those issues and exacerbates them to a multiple of 10.
it actually killed remakes for me.
You mean to tell me you didn't enjoy the sewer section? Or Nest 2?
NEST
TWO
C'mon, man. You know Nest 2 is poggers chungus.
If this is the worst game you've ever played you're probably a zoomer but it is probably one of the worst remakes ever. I'd be interested to know what people think is worse. I wouldn't even consider this garbage fan fiction tier, it's just flat out not re3.
Silvester and Tweety: Breakfast on the Run
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DC3 was fricking an inch from being great. I was at E3 in 2002(Gamespy glory days baby) and saw a closed door showcase of capcom stuff. At the time the gameplay we saw of DC3 had a full 3d camera and looked fantastic.
A year later this thing comes out, with the absolute worst fixed camera to ever be implemented. In a game with full 3d environments not at all designed to have fixed camera angles i.e. the game is heavily reliant on precise jetpack platforming. They didn't even change the movement controls to 3D/Tank Controls to compensate for the perspective changes, it still has a 2D stick, where you always move in the direction relative to the camera, so if you're platforming into a camera change, your characters directions get flopped leading to some nearly impossible jumps later in the game. Capcom, nor anyone who worked on the game has ever once, given a statement on why the game was changed so fundamentally before release. Everything else about the game is fine. The controls are responsive and pretty tight, the jetpack is quick and snappy. Shooting is piss easy because of the auto aim.
Dead Rising.
Nothing else comes anywhere close to being as shitty.
it was trash but the thing that made me delete that shit off my pc was the cringe reddit dialog. Holy frick it was terrible.
For me it was the crappy beat 'em up gameplay with horrible npc escort missions with the worst AI imaginable, and add to that A FRICKING TIMER CONSTANTLY TICKING THAT FRICKS YOU AND LOCKS YOU OUT OF SHIT.
Get good homosexual
hey bimmy
dark souls 1
Nothing you've played holds a candle to the latest Sseth-shilled trash. Holy frick is that c**t bought by the CCP or something? Why does he make videos about such garbage chink games?
1st-2nd gen monster hunter is a contender