What is your favorite martial arts game? Is Sifu any fun?

What is your favorite martial arts game? Is Sifu any fun?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    God Hand

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i wish we had another god hand

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha lets draw a girl and call it le boy xDDDD
    have a nice day

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hope you die a silly death

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's a troon on my gf's judo team
    >very fricking obvious from the way my gf describes their interactions that he has a crush on her
    >gf is like "what no haha Melanie is just a friend :)"
    >I show up to one of her tournaments
    >troon is visibly fricking mad
    >can't do shit since I do karate and has like 40kg on him
    >gf notices he mad and finally agrees with me
    >stops sparring with the troon soon after
    lol
    lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet that pervert is into judo just to be able to touch some girls

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gf is like "what no haha Melanie is just a friend :)"
      I truly dont get why women do this shit. They always know, this is always a lie and its not even always malicious in intent, they just lie for the frick of it. Its like they cant come to terms with it themselves so they just delude themselves that hes just a really good friend, totally not crushing on her.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      your girlfriend sounds like a moron (unsurprising since she is a woman)
      dump her and get a girly boyfriend

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet that pervert is into judo just to be able to touch some girls

      >gf is like "what no haha Melanie is just a friend :)"
      I truly dont get why women do this shit. They always know, this is always a lie and its not even always malicious in intent, they just lie for the frick of it. Its like they cant come to terms with it themselves so they just delude themselves that hes just a really good friend, totally not crushing on her.

      your girlfriend sounds like a moron (unsurprising since she is a woman)
      dump her and get a girly boyfriend

      This TOTALLY happened! I totally have a girlfriend and we have sex, and we totally OWNED that troony! It's real guys, you have to believe me! I'm a CHAD, not a /misc/incel!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt assume it happened though, I was speaking on the tendency in general. Also I do have sex, just not with women

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ermmm then who DO you have sex with then??

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            little girls

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Men, obviously. What kind of a fricking lunatic would want to talk to women?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dogs

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, dogs look like that now?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        My girlfriend is more racist (and now more tranphobic) than me, which is quite the achievement.

        Amazing what a strong man steadily nudging a woman can do.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Little chuddy is delirious, poor thing 🙁

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            She has a strong man in her life? Oh my God she must be cheating on you

            Aw, you're so cute when you try to be insulting <3

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She has a strong man in her life? Oh my God she must be cheating on you

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women don't hold any beliefs of their own, they're moronic automatons that can get entirely rewritten by their environment on a whim, barely even human. Only another man is worth the time of a man. Only a homie can truly love another homie.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got Sifu during the christmas sale because I enjoyed Absolver. Honestly I think it's not as fun. I miss the variety of moves and making my own fighting style. Sifu is more focused and might still be for you.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sifu is quality and I shill it frequently
    It's a rock-solid 3D beatemup with an aging gimmick
    The aging is a source of confusion and frustration for lots of players (including me, at first) so I'm gonna explain it here
    Basically you start the game at Age 20, and every time you die, your age is increased by your death counter
    >first death = age 20 + 1 death = respawn age 21
    >second death = age 21 + 2 deaths = respawn age 23
    >third death = age 23 + 3 deaths = respawn age 26
    etc.
    Every decade you age (30, 40, 50...) your max health lowers, but your damage increases
    Finally when you get over 80 I think? One more death is permanent
    The way the game works is, there are 5 levels and every "run" the game records the age you entered the level at. As you play through the levels you will die and continue over and over, getting older and older as you play through the campaign. At some point you will probably become so old that you can't complete a level. At this point you should go back and replay the campaign from the beginning, attempting to have fewer deaths, stay younger and go further.
    The game is designed around replaying the campaign in runs like this - you will unlock shortcuts in earlier levels with keys you find in later levels, making it easier to replay levels on subsequent runs.
    The move unlock system is also a little odd. You unlock a move for the current run with XP. When you start a new run you lose all the moves you unlocked on that run and have to unlock them again. BUT this is okay because (a) you will be better at the game every run, so you'll get more XP and unlock moves faster, and (b) after you unlock a move 5 times it's permanently unlocked for all runs. So you should try out all the moves on different runs, and when you find moves you really like, spend XP on permanently unlocking them.
    1/2 gameplay tips in next post

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/2
      Some quick tips:
      >blocks/parries build your posture bar, dodges reduce it - so you should try to dodge more when your bar is full so an unblockable move doesn't break your posture
      >use your push attack and sweep attack to knock enemies away / down to stop enemies from swarming you
      >your finisher attack restores your health BUT sometimes an enemy will defend your finisher and become a miniboss
      >enemies will delay attacks in their combos sometimes to catch you out if you try to counter, don't fall for it
      >you can use focus mode to slow things down if you need a breather
      >focus eye jab gives you a free combo, focus sweep gives a long knockdown
      >there are 2 types of enemy stagger, a "soft" stagger that will give you a short combo window, and a "hard" stagger that will give you a long combo window
      >staggers are signified by a brief slowdown when you intercept or parry an enemy's attack
      >work out a nice reliable combo to use on enemy stagger
      >after you fight an enemy / boss, they are unlocked in the practice mode - use this to learn their combos
      >play on NORMAL difficulty for first playthrough, NOT MASTER!
      Based game I love it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/2
      Some quick tips:
      >blocks/parries build your posture bar, dodges reduce it - so you should try to dodge more when your bar is full so an unblockable move doesn't break your posture
      >use your push attack and sweep attack to knock enemies away / down to stop enemies from swarming you
      >your finisher attack restores your health BUT sometimes an enemy will defend your finisher and become a miniboss
      >enemies will delay attacks in their combos sometimes to catch you out if you try to counter, don't fall for it
      >you can use focus mode to slow things down if you need a breather
      >focus eye jab gives you a free combo, focus sweep gives a long knockdown
      >there are 2 types of enemy stagger, a "soft" stagger that will give you a short combo window, and a "hard" stagger that will give you a long combo window
      >staggers are signified by a brief slowdown when you intercept or parry an enemy's attack
      >work out a nice reliable combo to use on enemy stagger
      >after you fight an enemy / boss, they are unlocked in the practice mode - use this to learn their combos
      >play on NORMAL difficulty for first playthrough, NOT MASTER!
      Based game I love it

      These posts are too good for this thread.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't read the thread before effortposting
        Also, has anybody played En Garde?
        I liked sekiro and gather it plays similarly albeit lower budget & shorter

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    KENSHI

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    she reminds me of the very first fighting game heroine. typhoon gal remake when?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clash: Artifacts of Chaos

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