I was playing lost levels and couldn't progress in second level because I was powered up and too tall. The pirahna won't even call me cause they're not in frame enough.
Unrelated question, anyone know how to touch higher on the pole at the end I always go on a down trajectory and then just jump up from the ground to get the middle. I do this in every mario game
*kill
Why can't Mario crawl ???
Jellyfish is sliding yes
git gud
Can't you like... run and duck through that structure?
you sure fricking can. either hes trolling or hes a fricking idiot.
thats the thing. gaming was dumbed down because morons like this actually exist. cater to the bottom feeders.
Hey I'll have you know I write for polygon and do dev interviews.
Yes. We'll never see good games ever again because companies allow and cater to customer feedback... I'll make the game I want you fricks can buy it or go frick your mother. That's how it's supposed to be... But companies gotta steal through stock these days. TL;DR it's not and never has been about the games, it's about how a corporation can take max dollars
>Yes. We'll never see good games ever again
Oh do shut the frick up.
Oh do kys troonboi
no, that's cheating
I'm ducking in the picture, look closely (pic small because emulator)
Oh my god, anons I did it. I even ran through the top a bit. I feel so alive. I save stated just in case
>1366x768
>Wangblows 11
>Discord
>Opera
All you're missing is a LOOKIN' GOOD filter.
I know opera is selling my info to china but I literally do not care. Also I'm on a laptop
>Wangblows
Linux sucks, gtfo to Ganker with your troon shit.
>What are Mac users?
Insignificant globohomosexual scum?
>experiences physical pain at how other people play video games
I find it fascinating how mentally and emotionally weak some people are. I truly do. It's amazing to think that, in this world, exceptionally, weak, fragile people exist. It seems almost unreal, but then I remember this is the same world that gave us Christian Weston Chandler.
Scrutinizing other peoples' desktops is a tradition as old as Ganker itself, if not older. Lurk the frick moar.
>muh tradition
>lazy ass weak resentment and bitterness because you can't handle other people playing video games
Nah mate, there's no "tradition" being followed here. There aren't even comical browser tabs. You just have some fragile, kneejerk emotions.
based zoomer. don't listen to any boomer trying to put you down, none of what they say matters, you don't need to play in their specific "correct" way. the era of these games is long past, play it however you enjoy it.
No need to samegay to give yourself validation, OP.
Watch out, we've got a speedrunner ovah here
Reminder that half the population has an IQ below 100 and are therefore too fricking moronic to understand simple things like INERTIA
man, is that a real stat? my iq is 138, and i never thought that was special. also i believe iq tests are probably nonsense. i cant imagine what sub 100 is like. i assume a complete lack of problem solving skills? enlighten me. and no im not being sarcastic. and also i dont give a shit about proper writing or grammar on Ganker of all things before anyone wants to talk shit about my 138 iq. this is the lazy mans talking space, and i am a very very lazy old gamer
IQ scores and tests aren't real anyway. IQ can't be judged objectively. That said american education is fricked and it wouldn't be surprising if half the population was legitimately stupid.
from my experience, yes. and yes the american educational system is a sad state of affairs. the amount of times ive been asked, "how did you do that" , or , "how did you figure that out?" (not even about videogames, could be about computers or just household repair, anything) , and you look at them like... uh.. are you serious? this is basic shit. makes me sad to be alive
The American Education system has failed to teach people how to play Mario
Another double digiter filtered by inertia
YES
haha yes
>138 iq
>doesn't know half the population is below average
Your parents lied to you sweety
IQ tests are real, they're not perfect but then so are so many other measurements, like you can't objectively measure a country's coastline (coastline paradox) though you do need some cold hard number sometimes for real world problems and data. In the 1980's and 1990's IQ was considered a valid measurement of the impact of leaded gasoline and the reason it was forbidden around the world because entire urban populations were getting lower scores because of it.
Yeah because as we all know, if a person runs for a while and then suddenly crouches, they will slide forward, super intuitive gamer strat with good gaming feeling
>if a person runs for a while and then suddenly crouches, they will slide forward
...yes? that's how momentum works.
Try that on a brick floor.
The same bricks Mario punches with ease? The game's physics have given you more than enough reason by now to notice inertia is programmed into the game, and that bricks aren't the danger; Mario is the danger
I agree that crouch sliding isn't hard to figure out, especially since iirc you can slide when you land from crouch jumps, but at the same time I don't blame new players who don't think to try it.
>I don't blame new players who don't think to try it
I do
Aside from primitive animals understanding inertia, down is the only button that makes you go down and right is the only button that makes you go right. If you can't combine them, you have profound mental moronation and should be sterilized.
Primitive animals understand friction too, and many people would first attempt to combine down and right by crouching and then trying to move, which doesn't work.
>The same bricks Mario punches with ease?
Now you're repeating yourself. I understand being stuck there for 5 seconds before you attempt sliding, but one really has to be a fricking moron to not figure it out promptly.
What kind of logic is that? Bricks are breakable and therefore should be slippery?
You don't think friction would do anything to his gloves or his hands proper? lol Just accept that some people are inherently stupid
I assume you're trying to say that because Mario doesn't hurt himself when he hits blocks, it can be inferred that they don't have much friction, but friction is not the reason you hurt your hand when you punch a hard object irl.
You know you can hit the blocks whilst Mario is moving forwards, ie sliding his hand against them?
The OP is clearly joking, but this may help. How did YOU figure out you could slide on the floor? assuming you actually did
1. In real life, you could probably touch a brick ceiling momentarily while running without really hurting yourself. That doesn't mean you could slide on them.
2. It's a huge logical leap to assume that because a video game character doesn't hurt his hand from sliding against an object, the thing he punches has reduced friction. Most people would rightly assume that the game is made this way because making it realistic in that regard wouldn't be fun and not read into it more than that.
I honestly don't remember since I've been playing these since I was a kid. I think my first instinct was crouch jumping and I realized that I would slide upon landing.
>I think my first instinct was crouch jumping and I realized that I would slide upon landing
/thread
>It's a huge logical leap
>You know you can hit the blocks whilst Mario is moving forwards, ie sliding his hand against them?
I don't even need to type out a new rebuttal
That's what I was responding to. If you're not convinced point 1 still stands.
If that's what you were responding to then I have nothing to say to you
>Reminder that half the population has an IQ below 10
try 80 and I mean whites in the west, frick me people are becoming moronic.
Not how IQ works
This guy's right, you're a moron. If you tried to do what you're supposed to do in the game irl you would fall out of your shoes. Which button is the crawl button?
that's the end of the game. Congrats, champ.
I won...
but at what cost?
No wonder lost levels has such a reputation..
zoom in, the shot is native res
Since OP doesn't know how 2 resize.
Cool, now I can only see 1/4th of the picture on my monitor. What compels people to do this to their pictures???
What do you mean? I used the bsnes core's inner screenshot function
There's a castle level with this same gimmick. Meaning the fake Bowser can't be fireballed and it is impossible to know which enemy it really was.
lost levels is not even that hard just be patient and dont be moronic control the height of your jumps
Nah, it is a hard game.
I can tell because while I have no problem beating SMB1 or SMB3 without using any continue, I definitely can not beat Lost Levels on one continue.
Filtered.
it filtered billions
I always thought the intended way to do this was to run the snake into the platform and then slide underneath it
Are you the same guy who posted this on Ganker?
>doesn't know how to play mario
Zoomie detected!!!
Have you even played Mario 1? These situations show up in that game too.
How are you morons still bumping my obvious bait thread
it was an epic thread of epic owns. i had a good time.
(You) are a moronic troll