what kind of games can we expect to see?
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what kind of games can we expect to see?
what kind of games can we expect to see?
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VR shovelware / tech demo level slop
VR games is equal to slop bullshit
it's not game console. it's more like display. like you can view your Nintendo Switch on it or something
I'll describe what I need a day how much I'm willing to spend. I need navigational AR functions, health display showing my blood pressure and resting heart rate. Facial identification linked to social media profiles.
>games?
I don't need games. I hope Apple understands that I DO NOT WANT GAMES.
Pretty sure they do, they've always focused on QoL.
VR is dead
>Locked down Applel ecosystem
None without compatibility tools.
>Good enough to receive constant community support despite outright corporate sabotage of interoperability
Nah.
>Obsolete controller
Obviously the current VR controller offerings are also kind of shit, since they're mostly Oculus Rift knockoffs and that's years old at this point, but conventional controllers are even more useless and were outdated 16 years ago.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's okay if Apple does it
That's the price of a GPU
>That's the price of a GPU
my entire rig costs 3k
I said GPU. Your 4050 is shit.
what gpu costs that much?
Local mob in my country was selling a 14900KF/4090/32GB of ram for $3K USD.
Is American pricing just moronic or something?
your local mob is selling gpus? lmao what country are you in
Mob has many meanings anon. In this case I just meant store. Settle down.
1930's New York city
on what planet
yeah if its daddys money i guess
>just pay 3.5k for a shitty VR aka two screens closer to your eyes just to browse the internet and use excel while playing mobile games
haha
that's the entire price of a PC moron, 1.6k a 4090, 600$ CPU, so 1.3k for everything else
>When an “It’s just some screens strapped to your face” gay enters the chat
Just admit that you can’t afford one, sour grapes-kun.
ah yes, the poor argument used by shills, drones and corporate slaves, i could buy a 1000 VR if it has games and is not shit, but no 3k for something with no games and 2 hours battery life
I don't need games, I need software to work more efficiently.
Yes, you’ve said that fifty times already. We hear you.
And I'll keep saying it till (you) and everyone else in this thread realizes that virtual reality and augmented reality should not be tailored for use by gamers. You are irrelevant and hardware developers should ignore the gaming industry.
ebin bait
It's a fact. All you can do with tech is play with your little toys. There are much more prudent uses that should be explored. Gaming is largely irrelevant in this sphere.
It shouldn't be the focus of manufacturer to provide tools that aren't a moot point.
ebin, have you thought of using a board more tailored to your more important interests instead?
They should also not be tailored for moronic goggles.
You wouldn’t be seething this hard if you didn’t care or whatever. You “I’ve never actually played VR, but I still want to weigh in” homosexuals are so easy to detect, trotting out long-obsolete talking points from over half a decade ago.
>It’s just two small screens strapped to your face
Yes…and? Headphones are just speakers placed on or in your ears, and also cost hundreds of dollars for a quality pair. I’m sorry it’s not a fricking Holodeck, but it’s still really immersive.
>Headphones are just speakers placed on or in your ears, and also cost hundreds of dollars for a quality pair
Headphones also support all fricking audio in the world.
I have a VR headset and it's shit. There are a tiny handful of decent games for it and most of those are only made good by community mods. You can still see the pixels due to inadequate pixel density for a screen that's right on top of your eyeballs. Even the top end kits only display around 30 pixels per degree which is between half and a quarter of what humans with 20-20 vision can see.
If you have the money spare and just want to get one for the sake of it then yeah go ahead. But you will be disappointed if you're expecting some brilliant immersive experience that's going to replace your regular gaming setup. It's a novelty gadget in its current stage. It will sit in a drawer for months between uses. Think of it like the Nintendo Wii.
the best VR games are games without VR support modded to have it.
driving around Los Santos and actually being *IN* the game is fantastic, even if you're still playing seated with a controller.
it's the immersion for me, not the waggle bullshit. people shitting on VR for the software or the controllers are definitely within their rights to, but why limit yourself to the walled garden if it's so... limiting?
I agree. The best VR experience is an 11 year old console port with a third party mod you have to jump through hoops to get working and then play with a controller. And I mean that genuinely, not saying it isn't fun. I just wish people would be realistic about what VR currently is and stop shooting down criticisms as poorgays who have never tried it.
Maybe this is just me being a latecomer to VR. I didn't get into it early on so I haven't watched it develop and improve, so from my perspective, coming into it with maybe unrealistic expectations it just isn't what you'd hope it is. It's tiresome to use, and in order to get a genuinely immersive experience out of it, you'll spend more time setting shit up than actually playing the games.
>Think of it like the Nintendo Wii.
boring when you limit yourself to official software and fantastic the moment you start modding and such? pretty solid analogy.
Maybe if you bought a 4090 from a scalper less than a month after it released.
As long as it isn't video game focused, I will buy it. I don't want VR games. I need tools and apps.
At 3.5k without a good cause for it, you ain't getting tools
Precisely, which is why focusing on game development is the dumbest thing you can do with VR.
It is just not getting much software.
The whole point of a mass produced computer device is to sell software.
And a device that will well like 50k units will not be a very good place to sell software.
Even if you charge 100 dollars, and it manages to sell to half of the entire consumer base, that's a bit more than a million dollars of profit.
>" I NEED tools and apps"
You have tools and apps on your phone, you don't need moronic goggles for that.
$3.5k and the amount of storage that was normal over a decade ago (in regards to an SSD). Who are they even for? A few rich people and some lonely middle aged men that has a well paying software job? People that have tried it say it's a cool experience, but $3.5k? Holy frick
They are admitting that this is just a product for rich people that don't know how to spend their money on
or for poor people who want to look rich
I would be fine if the product wasn't publicly available to civilians. I don't think you people need this tech. But I do.
>rich people
Do people really not have at least $3499 spare to spend on anything they want? Are we just talking about jobless NEETs?
Global recession, great reset, collaspe of western society, etc. Most people don't have adequate finances.
>Waah waah waah it's everyone else's fault that I have no money
Suck it up
I didn't say that. I said that most of the planet is financially in dire straights. Products that you bring to market need to adjust to that norm. It's just logic.
Okay conspiracytard
If you buy flavor of the month glasses for $3499 you will not be wealthy for long.
The cry of every poor person who can't fathom $3500 being expendable
A lot of people who cannot afford it will buy it just to be in on the next Apple thing.
The vast majority of "expensive" brands make their money off poor people buying them for the prestige. This is why Louis Vuitton and Gucci are only owned by the swarthiest, surliest urban silverbacks while people with real money (and know how they made it) buy understated products that still cost a fortune, but actually hold up to wear and tear.
Yup, it's also why you see a plethora of dullards wearing sneakers instead of boots. They buy these useless products for clout instead of real tangible purpose. I have no issues with exploiting the poor, but we all need to be honest about what these boondoggles actually are.
lmfao
>Pro
That must justify the exorbitant price right?
Why do they use blacks in their ads if they are clearly not their targeted audience?
It is called pandering for those israelite bucks
Because the sheltered limp wristed homosexuals buying apple shit love some good ol virtue signaling and based Black personinos
Black people taking loan is the target audience, remember 2008.
It's for everyone.
ESG money
>256GB
There is absolutely no justification in 2024
Haven't touched my headset in years, VR novelty wears off so fast
I don't understand how people still give a frick about it
I need the tech for things so I am very interested. But not for gaming.
like what
Namely drones, navigational applications, forest and wildlife surveying, biomedical display and DAW integration with software like Pro-tools, Ableton and Reason.
name one reason you would need DAW integration for a VR headset.
Fricking poser
Because I want to do that shit live, like I'm playing a theremin. And it's going to look awesome.
once again they're appealing to the lowest common denominator technologylet who will buy this in place of an actual computer. Plus they're trying to make it a status symbol like the newest iPhones. They gonna sell out every single one of these things almost immediately
How old is your headset? Made for VR games are slop. Simulators are the best.
Sucks to be you. I’ve been playing the shit out of RE4 and Gran Turismo 7 on PSVR2, and my Quest 2 is basically my Virt-a-Mate machine. I’ve got a Handy ordered, and I’m going nofap/noporn until it comes in. I’ll be having Matrix sex in the next week or two. I’m almost thinking about upgrading to a Quest 3 just because it’s lighter.
so it's only good for porn? I have a gf sorry
> I’ll be having Matrix sex in the next week
I’m jealous.
Post physique honestly.
so easy even a monkey could do it
Why is there a Black person in the picture? Black folk are mean and stupid.
here you go, just for you
SHHHIEEET
>nightmare-vision goggles
NOGGLES for short!
Here we fricking go
Obsessed
how
>Why is there a Black person in the picture?
90% of American commercials feature Black folk as the marketed demographic. America is a nation of Black person-loving. The only time white men show up are,
>Drug commercials
and
>Sports commercials
Because those are the only things white men consume now. Drugs and alcohol. Normally this behavior would set off alarms in people, since drugs and alcohol are both signs of a group coping with some sort of existential dread, but America doesn't care about America wants white men to die.
The best jokes are the ones where some seething third worlder thinks he knows what the entirety of Americans believe when the country is one of THE most politically divided on the planet right now, with an increasing number each day explicitly thinking and feeling the opposite of what this mentally moronic thirdie believes.
there are african clans that, when you tell them to merge, they WILL kill you with AK's.
No, America isnt #1 in everything.
>Black folk are mean and stupid.
They are the perfect consumer. Dumb, narcissistic, jealous of others, fame-chasing, virtue-signaling goycattle. The future is brown, low IQ and androginous. Just like OP's pic shows.
Black folk dont virtue signal they are straight up vile
Black folk don't have money and just steal everything, they're the worst consumer type possible
is that model AI generated?
SIRS
>games
It's apple and it doesn't include controllers.
umm...you were saying?
>ipad games
>playstation controller
So no games.
>the era of spatial computing!
>refuses to elaborate
>that'll be 5 billion dollarydoos
>Apple Vision Pro 256GB - $3499
>Quest 3 512GB - $649
I don't understand, what are they offering that makes it over 5x better than the best current VR headset on the market? Is this just inflated Apple pricing because they know their cultists will pay it, or what?
arent they AR goggles?
sorry bros I just can't take this shit seriously
wdym?
Lemme help you
The picture displayed by the VR glasses are not her real eyes, its a 3D avatar shit that use AI to try to get your facial expression
they just had to use the most ooga booga jungle monkey they could find to advertise their overpriced shit, it's mockery at this point, even "her" teeth are fricked up
lmao
this all feels fake what kind of knuckle scraping mongoloid would want to use this device
>2 hour battery
Jesus.
That's not good, I need my AR display to last at least 12 hours. Especially when I'm driving my truck.
Lithium batteries are not very fond of being discharged like crazy every time.
2 years of moderate use and you will have this device not lasting a hour on the battery
Reminder the battery is literally not built into the headset either and you need to awkwardly put it in your pocket or something
>awkwardly put it in your pocket or something
You don't want that weight and heat on your head.
Sounds much better than having all that extra weight on your head
agreed
That sounds perfectly fine, though. My only issue is if the charging port can angle down, or if it's stuck horizontally.
That's a good thing, because otherwise it'd have even lower battery life and be even heavier, or it'd be weaker hardware which you would also complain about.
70s ass looking piece of shit
Looks like nasa punk.
You want a lithium battery strapped to your skull? That seems like a very bad idea.
You're not wrong, just pointing out people doing even stupidier shit
Would love to see all handheld devices use sodium ion batteries. The energy density tradeoff is negligible if you aren't using them to power a car
The only thing wrong with that is the cable being hardwired to the device. For something with only 2 hours of charge, I expect to be able to hot swap them.
That's literally how I play my Quest 2.
That said, I paid 150 dollar for it, and 30 for the battery, and I can play for 8+ hours.
that's not even enough for some light edging, sad!
You're supposed to put it on, take a few photos for instagram then take it off. That's why it displays your eyes instead of being a solid block.
It's not for gooning to furry porn in your bedroom for 8 hours.That's not who this product is for.
The human eye cannot see past 2 hours anyway.
I don't think I will see or hear anything about this shit until the third revision or later. It seems like something commiefornian tech workers can circlejerk over for now. It will never be good for vidya or productivity and will just become a netflix machine for most people after a week
The same shit we've seen for the last decade but with worse writing and more Black folk.
Didn't google try this 'AR computing' shit with Google Glass years ago?
Woefully lacking, great concept, poor execution.
Did that even come out?
VR would be pretty cool if it wasn't being used by trannies to live their fantasies and in turn everyone else into a troony
I can't wait to watch "Ouch! My Balls!" in stunning 4k using my CattleVision™ Goggles!.
>what kind of games can we expect to see?
Metaverse tier garbage, at best some medieval fighting game that is interesting for an hour
Wake me up when VR is usable as normal glasses or contact lenses.
>NBA 2k24 VR with 10 different season passes
>Gta SA Remastered VR
>Nicky Minaj bootylicious adventures candy crush clone VR
> VR guitar hero on Travis Scott/DaBaby/Spottemgottem liveshows
>Digital Mc Donalds social experience VR (Like Playstation home, but it takes place on a Mc Donalds)
>Buy digital land-the game (crypto scam shit)
>Porn shit
>games
heh
Games are moronic, make useful product.
most moronic shit ever, imagine someone walking around with one of those strapped on, biggest most gullible piece of shit award goes to them
Finally, a new device to play Virtual Boy games on.
Black folk are so fricking disgusting
Black folk will surely buy our overpriced products now!
It is Apple they'll "buy" it when the next black man gets killed by the police
Experience living below the poverty line in stunning 4K and 60fps
putting high tech things on low IQ people sure is a good advertising tactic
watermelon AR
Coonworks
tim has to be really bad cook, she's burnt to the crisp
>no strap over the head or any forehead support
that thing is going to be so uncomfortable
Perfect homunculus for a new 'jak face.
I like it. Probably will buy one for me & one for my kids.
DEY HEA
ugh
Black person
>current year promotional image
>Black folk
Name a more iconic duo
Why not? They're like half the global population.
how much do they contribute to the global economy
How much do you contribute?
looks like last year alone i paid over $46,000 in federal and state taxes. so i guess i pay more in taxes in a year than most blacks make in 2-5 years.
I don't know about the globe as a whole but they're great consumers of shoes, Popeyes, and cigarillos.
>They're like half the global population.
Not even close, plus these adverts are obviously not meant for African countries where nogs actually make up the majority
Black people are averse to "dork shit".
And i think you would be hard pressed to find anything that look dorkier than the vision pro.
If there's a basketball game for it then they'll be all over it!
blacks are not going to be shelling out 3,500 usd for this stupid shit unless rappers start buying them
>unless rappers start buying them
Well there you go!
Nothing with proper controller support. Handtracking AR shit like Pokemon Go. Apple is a big brand but I dont think even they have enough rich morons to make the ecosystem be big enough for games that aren't tech demos. They'd need to release a way cheaper version because I dont think even apple users would start a credit account for an AR device.
Black personwarrior game #17478
Why don't they use pretty people if they want to sell their product?
theyre not very interested in selling the product
you sound like a normie, I don't need pretty people to show off products for me to be interested in them
no one cares gay