What lingo do you still use that dates you? Do you still call Peach "Princess Toadstool"?

What lingo do you still use that dates you? Do you still call Peach "Princess Toadstool"? Do you call levels "boards"? What terminology still exists in your lexicon that only fellow boomers know?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still call it Ganker even though it’s Ganker

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calling lives “guys”.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      we used to call them "free men"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Extra guys, free men, 1 ups, extra lives I used them all. Still do.

        • 7 months ago
          Your Anal Nightmare

          This. That's just what they're called.
          The only reason this is dated is because you don't have extra lives anymore, except in games like Mario, because you just respawn or lose outright. You only have a single health meter, not a lives/guys counter.

          I have no idea why but I keep calling my son's Switch a Gameboy and I can't stop myself.

          Lol.

          I call levels either levels or stages and define myself as a scrub because I still suck at video games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      "toys" or "dolls"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mans.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      we used to call them "free men"

      Extra guys, free men, 1 ups, extra lives I used them all. Still do.

      >free guys
      >boards
      magical times

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        sovl

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's with the accents? Are they Canadian or something?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          those boys are canadian as maple syrup

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were always called "lives".

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        newbie

        >Do you call levels "boards"?

        I have never heard someone say this, ever. Who the frick calls a level a "board"?

        newbie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      homies

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Aeris" is an obvious one.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you call levels
    Nobody calls them levels anymore grandpa. Levels are the thing you level up, the locations you play in are just that, locations, maps, stages.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you call levels
      Depending on the game I call them “maps”, usually for first person games and more open games (not necessarily open world but think the difference between Bob-Omb Battlefield and Bianco Hills vs Donut Planes 1)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if two things were called levels and we just used our brains.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never called levels boards, what kind of homosexual would? Don't think that's an age thing.

      >calling somebody grandpa on the retro board
      zoomer you don't belong even if later consoles do.

      Oh, yeah, and calling the NES just "Nintendo" or "regular Nintendo."

      Hell yeah

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    borked
    grok

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like i know these only because my dad was a sysadmin in the 90s

      Lycos, angelfire, megashare, etc. So much was list in the purged. I remember two major purged, the worst was 2012 iirc. Tons of stuff was lost, luckily archive.org saved a nice handful, but nobody will ever know what it was like before that, it's really a memory holed era of flash games, Joe Rogan.net and crazy webpages by ordinary people about their hobbies.everything is so homogeneous and wall-e Idiocracy, I'm going to fricking kill myself

      >archive.org saved a nice handful
      I've been trawling mp3 blogs from the mid 00s lately and it always feels like a minor miracle when you can find an track or mix that's still accessible

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, I found this obscure Finnish band I used to listen to. I used an archived version of cnet from 2004 to find the name of the band and somehow it's on some weird obscure Finnish music site that would absolutely not pop up in Google search results.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, I found this obscure Finnish band I used to listen to. I used an archived version of cnet from 2004 to find the name of the band and somehow it's on some weird obscure Finnish music site that would absolutely not pop up in Google search results.

        >be me, scouring the net for obscure trance mixes from 1999-2015
        >find old forum with links to download all of the mixes I want
        >100% of them are broken rapidshares, zippyshares, megauploads etc.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a terrible feel. if someone didn't dl them and then reup them on slsk they're lost to time

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I recently found out by accident that a DJ from the early 00's i used to follow had died a few months prior. In a panic I snapped up every single mix I didn't have from his site and listed on his forum torrents. Surely enough, a few months later, with nobody to pay the renewal fee for his website, the entire ftp archive of mixes he had available and the forums just vanished from the net entirely. Thankfully I grabbed all these when I learned of his death but this kind of shit is just going to keep happening.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good thing you caught it, you should mirror it to increase the safety of this preservation.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes. The idea that people think they're special for downloading files is never going away now. People are too self absorbed.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kys

                I recently found out by accident that a DJ from the early 00's i used to follow had died a few months prior. In a panic I snapped up every single mix I didn't have from his site and listed on his forum torrents. Surely enough, a few months later, with nobody to pay the renewal fee for his website, the entire ftp archive of mixes he had available and the forums just vanished from the net entirely. Thankfully I grabbed all these when I learned of his death but this kind of shit is just going to keep happening.

                Wanna share?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still say Alex the Kidd.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just say Alex the Kid.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you still call Peach "Princess Toadstool"?
    Yes when referring to Princess Toadstool

    >Do you call levels "boards"?
    Only my cousins did this, that's a throwback though. We also used to call him "Golden Sonic" before we knew he had a name

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only my cousins did this, that's a throwback though.
      So where did "boards" come from? Never heard that one before

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It probably derives from traditional board games. Games have a "board" and a video game has several of them so each level is a different "board."

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always though boards was some Canadian thing like toon.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It probably derives from traditional board games. Games have a "board" and a video game has several of them so each level is a different "board."

        I always though boards was some Canadian thing like toon.

        it might actually be a Canadian thing, because French Canadians used to say "tableau" for a video game level, but that is actually more of a pinning board. no idea why that would be, though.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if it's a Canadian thing, because I have never heard anyone until this thread refer to levels as boards. Unless it's a generational thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We also used to call him "Golden Sonic" before we knew he had a name
      The game tells you his name before you play as him.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that’s from Sonic 3
        Does Sonic 2 tell you the name of Super Sonic?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pauline must be pissed that her old beau Jumpman blew Brooklyn with that homewrecker Peach Toadstool in her fancy "Shroom Kingdom" and is now known as Mario.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like to imagine Pauline broke up with Mario after he let a gorilla kidnap her on his own job site. That's why Mario was pissed and tried to get revenge in Donkey Kong Jr.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          An NYC union tradesman through and through, no frickin' way even a gorilla making off with his gf was gonna interrupt the lunch break whistle signalling a lunchbox full of italian meats an shit for the pudgy plumber.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly it all makes some sense. Pauline leaves him and he gets fired for the Donkey Kong incident, goes on a therapeutic hunt for the ape and his kin, bounces around different jobs here and there, and finally gets a job as a plumber with his brother, and falls into a pipe that takes him to the Mushroom Kingdom.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peach actually rejects Mario on-screen in Odyssey so he should try to hook back up with Pauline at this point

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Golden Sonic
      I used to call Super Shadow "Speedy Shadow" lol

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to work with a 90 year old guy with an old school New York accent, we had another black coworker but he would always forget his name and would just refer to him as "the colored fella." I miss that homie like you wouldn't believe

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still occasionally refer to Mario the character as "Super Mario" which you don't really hear anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super Mario Wonder just came out. They call him Super Mario all the time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jump Man.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, yeah, and calling the NES just "Nintendo" or "regular Nintendo."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely regular Nintendo. I remember this fondly

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >regular Nintendo
      My old homie.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely regular Nintendo. I remember this fondly

      I still call it regular nintendo.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you still call Peach "Princess Toadstool"?
      Of course, that's her title. Who are you to address her by her familiar name? Show a little respect.

      >Do you call levels "boards"?
      No, that's like a redneck that doesn't play video games thing.

      >regular Nintendo
      based

      Also this is a minority opinion, but my gang pronounced SNES "ess-ness" even though we knew most people said "sness".

      [...]
      Another issue this creates is that it allows people to re-write the past, because there's basically no evidence to point to to prove them wrong. Also the ones who like to play up the negatives for laughs who, either intentionally or unintentionally, serve as the basis of what was "real."

      I'd say that Ganker plays into this by its temporary nature.

      >Another issue this creates is that it allows people to re-write the past, because there's basically no evidence to point to to prove them wrong.
      This happens so fricking much, right here on this very board. There are a million things I remember that people are wrong about today and think they're right about because they type it into google and either get one answer, or no answer at all, therefore it "doesn't exist".

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea why but I keep calling my son's Switch a Gameboy and I can't stop myself.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will always call him Dr. Robotnik

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my double homie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone actually call him Eggman, outside of contrarian weebs and japs? Robotnik is so ubiquitous that SEGA even retconned his name to be Ivo Robotnik with 'Eggman' just being a nickname.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone who started with Adventure or later calls him Eggman. Calling him Robotnik at this point is contrarian, like calling Princess Peach Princess Toadstool.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The difference is Nintendo very consciously obsoleted Princess Toadstool starting with Mario 64, whereas Sega adopted Robotnik as a secondary official name for him that they still occasionally use in the modern day.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They don't really use Robotnik much at all these days really. They made it canon as a gesture to older fans but Eggman is overwhelmingly more used both in the games and within the fanbase. Robotnik is very rarely used outside of Gen X and early millennial circles.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sega adopted Robotnik as a secondary official name for him that they still occasionally use in the modern day.
            Only in English localizations, and usually only as a joke (see Sonic Generations). Sega these days goes out of its way to bury the Robotnik name as much as possible.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They only did that for a couple of years because the guy in charge of Sonic Team was mega autistic about the Adventure era because it was too connected to the Classic Era and he wanted to made a hard delineation between Classic and Modern Sonic. It is literally a point of fact that Eggman's last name is Robotnik because his grandfather is Gerald Robotnik and his cousin is Maria Robotnik. You can't have Shadow exist and then pretend that all of Sonic Adventure 2 didn't happen.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They still won't call him Robotnik regardless. The most it's been alluded to as of recent is in Frontiers when you hear Eggman laugh about how he turned Sonic's derogatory nickname for him into his theme, but he never actually refers to himself by his real name.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They still won't call him Robotnik regardless.
                They can and do.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Calling him Robotnik at this point is contrarian, like calling Princess Peach Princess Toadstool.
          But her name is Princess Toadstool.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My nephew gets confused when I call him Robotnik because he is 8 and only watched X and Prime.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still say program instead of app.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always hated app and also refuse to use it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have trouble not calling SSDs "hard drives" in casual conversation. When I started catching myself I suddenly realized why our parents had their various idiosyncrasies, like calling game cartridges "tapes." It's sometimes really hard to adopt new lingo for certain things even if those things are technically not the same.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not call them hard drives? It's not like they aren't hard. If anything they're even harder than the spinning-disk type. It's not quite like "Nintendo tapes" since there is no actual tape in a game cartridge. I mean if it's become conventional to think an SSD isn't a hard drive then fair enough, but there's nothing in the term "hard drive" itself to establish that. It'd just be an arbitrary convention, as arbitrary as calling an SSD a "drive" to begin with when there's no "drive"-ing motor inside it making any part of it spin.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't 'hard drive' short for 'hard-disc drive', as a contrast to floppy discs?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I believe when you’re referring to floppies, it’s spelled disk.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah it's just american English vs commonwealth English. Because the tech originated in the US, 'disk' is more common in official use, but both are acceptable.
              Program vs programme is a more debatable one.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                For me a programme is a literal physical schedule of events and a program is the actual execution not said plan

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always make sure to say "Application" when talking about a program on a desktop and differentiate it from little piddly apps on phones and such.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        "App" and "application" in this sense have both always been bad. The concept is that the computer is being applied to a real-world problem, via a particular program, in order to solve it. But you can just call that program a program in the first place. Any entity that can meet a lot of different needs depending on how it's employed can be called an "application" by this reasoning. It's overly vague. You could hire a maid to clean your home and call that an application of the maid. You could go see a movie and call the movie an application of the movie theater. It's just stupid.

        If anything, "app" is better than "application", even for desktop PC programs, because it distances the term further from its stupid origin. It may as well be a completely new nonsense word that was coined and put to work solely to free people from having to say the longer word "program", or from having to come up with an existing word that captured both "program" and "collection or network of programs consistently used together under one identity for one purpose" (since technically some "applications" are not just single programs, but are also reliant on web servers or whatever). This coinage could even be called an application of the concept of language.

        Anyway I still say "Dragon Warrior" to refer to the NES DQ games. I mean that's what the labels on the cartridges in my closet say, and who am I to defy those?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >application
          In the computer sense means it is 'applied'--attached--to a larger program. As for why the term took off for smartphones to refer to programs, my guess is that Apple was considered the apps that shipped with the iPhone to be applications that bolted onto other programs on the phone. And third parties ran with the app store taking it far beyond what Apple originally intended by making them into full-fledged standalone programs, but just kept using 'app' because it was trendy and helped set the iPhone apart from computers.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I op on one of the oldest emulation channels on IRC and we've always referred to all games by their NA names (the people still around are all North American or European).

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, "app" as a diminutive always meant an applet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still say program because I'm not talking about fricking phones.

      No joke, I called it a "video game" and some zoomer called me a boomer. He said they're just called "games" now. Fricking hell. Did anyone else here know this?

      Sounds like an extra stupid kid.

      Koopa for Bowser and Robotnik for Eggman.

      I use Bowser or Bowser Koopa, when I feel particularly elderly I'll say King Koopa. Never liked Eggman, thought it was moronic and made him sound like a fricking pussy, Dr. Robotnik is clearly a superior name.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Never liked Eggman
        I never knew about the Eggman name until the internet was a thing in my life. I was born in a country that games were not translated so I didn't care about dialogues at all, video game magazines would call him Robotnik and that was the name I knew him for.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to call the Super NES/Super Nintendo "sness". That just sounds dumb.
        >What lingo do you still use that dates you? Do you still call Peach "Princess Toadstool"?
        I'm fine with calling her Peach because "Toadstool" always felt like a last name anyway. Also, 80s/90s kids in Japan had been using Peach/Eggman the entire time.

        His name is Robotnik, not Eggman

        Good news, your English localization uses both Eggman AND Robotnik. Play 10 minutes of this obscure 14 year old game called Sonic Adventure sometime.

        I still say program instead of app.

        I remember people using "app" back in the 90s/2000s as a short for "application", but they meant an actual OS application (like .exe files) and weren't talking about whatever "cool", trendy thing you could get on your phone. Nowadays it seems "apps" are only used for smartphones, sadly.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I refuse to call the Super NES/Super Nintendo "sness". That just sounds dumb.
          How did this even come into vogue? I never knew that was a thing until YouTubers started saying it that way so my only guess is that kids who didn't grow up with the NES/SNES and just assumed they were pronounced like a word and ran with it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Many acronyms are said aloud as if they’re words, even though it’s actually correct to do this

            I’ve always pronounced each individual letter: N-E-S or S-N-E-S

            . I’m 40 and lots of friends said Ness or Sness back then.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I first heard it from PAL region YouTubers, most of whom grew up with Sega consoles. It seemed to spread to zoomers in North America after that.

              Maybe it was regional. My area was always S-N-E-S.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Me and my friends always said 'Nintendo' and 'Super Nintendo'. NES/SNES was just used with writing, like with PSX (you would NEVER say Pee Ess Ecks, always PlayStation), N64, or SMS. I didn't hear 'enn ee ess/ess enn ee ess' verbally spoken until video game youtubers got popular in like 2007.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                People who read gaming magazines back then might have been the ones spreading the spoken "S-N-E-S"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I definitely said PSX in conversation alongside NES, SNES, and N64. Sega systems were different. Those were always just Genesis and Saturn.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I definitely said PSX out loud, but I’ve never once said GCN which was Nintendo’s official acronym for the GameCube in North America.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah Gamecube was always just Gamecube in conversation. I think it must have something to do with linguistic cadence. Certain acronyms roll off the tongue more smoothly than others. Plus some systems had actual names that sounded like acronyms like CD-I and 3DO.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                CD-I is an acronym: it stands for compact disk interactive

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I first heard it from PAL region YouTubers, most of whom grew up with Sega consoles. It seemed to spread to zoomers in North America after that.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I refuse to call the Super NES/Super Nintendo "sness". That just sounds dumb.
              How did this even come into vogue? I never knew that was a thing until YouTubers started saying it that way so my only guess is that kids who didn't grow up with the NES/SNES and just assumed they were pronounced like a word and ran with it.

              I'm from England and most people I knew called them the "nezz" and "snezz" as if they were words rather than acronyms.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve always pronounced each individual letter: N-E-S or S-N-E-S

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone I knew back then called it a "Super Nintendo" or just "Nintendo"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >14 year old game called Sonic Adventure
          *24 year old

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Sness" means zSNES. Super Nintendo means Super Nintendo.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >refuse to call the Super NES/Super Nintendo "sness
          Super Nintendo is a far cooler name.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sness or "snezz" is a bongtard thing anyway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      App is a shitty forced word by corporations to trick stupid people who get intimidated by "big words" like application or "smart words" like program or software. App is a confusing moronic catch all term that only stupid people use and it sounds cringe as frick whenever someone actually uses it, especially IRL.

      Not using app doesn't make you old. It makes you a non-mouth breather.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah same. I also get pissed off when people call every breakfast sandwich a mcmuffin.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think I've ever heard anyone do that. Thankfully.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll call breakfast sandwiches consisting of meat, egg, and cheese on an English muffin "McMuffin clones," (or "bootleg McMuffins" if they're particularly bad) but other than that, it's a "biscuit sandwich" or "croissant sandwich."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I say app for phone applications and programs for desktop programs.

      I have trouble not calling SSDs "hard drives" in casual conversation. When I started catching myself I suddenly realized why our parents had their various idiosyncrasies, like calling game cartridges "tapes." It's sometimes really hard to adopt new lingo for certain things even if those things are technically not the same.

      I can't say "solid drive" so I just say SSD. If people weren't depressingly tech illiterate it would probably not be an issue.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and I absolutely refuse to call anything outside of Google Play Store an app.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The term "app" was used long before smartphones. Did everyone collectively forget that or something?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone got that image of everything now being called an app with Steve Jerbs in the middle?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      App is just a cheap shitty program for a phone.

      Program is the correct term for fully developed software that you use seriously on a desktop or laptop.

      No, I will not mingle the terms.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't call background services/daemons TSRs

      For OP:
      >magic series

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is "gamepad" out of fashion nowadays? People just say controller, right? I still call them gamepads or just pads but I don't think any of the companies use that terminology for their controllers anymore. It was mostly an NES and SNES thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real oldhead name is 'joypad'.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paddle

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to call them “paddles” because that’s what my parents would call them, but I stopped by the time I was about 10 because even at that age I thought it sounded silly and stupid.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember them being called "paddles"

      "You can use four paddles with N64 but only two with the PSX"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Picked up "remote" from my parents

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I'll still call TOoT "Zelda 64".

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha I still say "Zelda 3" in reference to LttP.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is Zelda 3 though. It says so on the game.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i find the term "multiplat" to be quite cringe

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still gonna refer to Claymorton and Speardovich as Mack and Yaridovich even with the name change

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good man. I forgot what the original name was, but I knew right away that it wasn't claymorton.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the guy on his shoulders is a pet/dummy and the one talking is the knife as its been established that weapons speak

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    PSX is still in my vernacular though PS1 has gradually overtaken it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back in my day we used to call it "the great playstation".

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PSX is still in my vernacular though PS1 has gradually overtaken
      I call it The Play Station.
      As in
      >Do you want to play The Play Station?
      All other playstations get called PS2, PS3 etc. But not The Play Station

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ever since the PS2 came out I've always referred to the original as the PS1. It just made sense to me, I remember seeing PSX though and got confused, as to why they didn't use PS1, as it sounds like a different console.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS1 will forever be the PSone. PSX4lyfe.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did PSX come from, anyway?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some early development name that ended up being adopted as the PlayStation's abbreviation in print mags back in the day.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The PS stood for PlayStation and the X stood for expansion because it was supposed to be an add-on for the SNES. Then after the Sony/Nintendo/Philips/TOASTERS TOAST TOAST drama, the PSX acronym never got changed to PS1 because it's not like anyone was calling it World War 1 until the sequel either, and then the PSOne was the slim redesign.

        Kids today who never lived in a pre-PS3 world call it the PS1 because why wouldn't they? How could they possibly know they're incorrect?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It also helps that the PSX was coming out around the time we started to shift from the grossout and radical 90s into the WWE late 90s/early 00's attitude era where everything was gritty, badass, etc. and having that X in the acronym went far

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never owned any of the later models, so the original is just "PlayStation" to me. "PS2" (as in pee-ess-two) and "PS3" come next, and I have never needed to utter the names of the others aloud.

      Oh, yeah, and calling the NES just "Nintendo" or "regular Nintendo."

      This, nobody ever called it the NES, it was "Nintendo" or later you had the "Super Nintendo".
      Relatedly, "playing Nintendo" for playing video games in general.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not video games but I notice zoomers all call college "university" now like they're Europeans when back in MY DAY everyone called it "college" even if it was a state university.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought university and colleges were two different things.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They both offer undergraduate programs, which is usually what people mean when they say they're going to college/university. Universities are bigger, more expensive and have post graduate programs. "I'm going to University" (or especially "Uni") Is something I NEVER heard Americans say unless they were talking about what specific University they were going to. Americans would always just call it "College." Europeans on the internet used "university" as the generic term for institutions of higher education until zoomers started picking it up

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a colloquialism. "To university" is akin to "to a university". They also say they're "going to hospital", not "going to the hospital". That's why we call them bongs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember when I was visiting relatives in the U.S years ago and told them I was going to university that Fall, all of them said something like, "oh, college?" so you're definitely right about the part about Americans calling it College.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember when I was visiting relatives in the U.S years ago and told them I was going to university that Fall, all of them said something like, "oh, college?" so you're definitely right about the part about Americans calling it College.

          The colleges themselves know that they're driving people into lifelong poverty so they'd rather not be known as simply "college." Encouraging people to refer to you as "university" is a marketing tactic.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very much this, I noticed the change happening around 2014-2017

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The school I went to was called a university. So I said I went to university. There's a school called a college in my hometown, so people said they were going to college. The college taught classes that were transferable to the university, like an option for first year students, of certain degrees, to stay at home for one more year.
          I'm not sure if this is a leafland thing or not though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      University has more prestige

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because college usually means community college nowadays. Nobody gives a shit about CC since it's basically just a step people take to avoid paying outrageous university fees, so when people are actually going to university they say it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Historically wasn't it the other way around? There are institutions in the UK explicitly called college that are older and more prestigious than a lot of generic universities.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Almost no one in the U.S. says 'uni' like Europeans. We generally just say college.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good, maybe your zoomers will finally make the push to drop the moron units so you can join the rest of the world in using the metric system.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        metric is a reddit system

        sorry that memorizing conversions is hard for your midwit brain and you need everything in multiples of 100/1000 to satisfy your autism

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No joke, I called it a "video game" and some zoomer called me a boomer. He said they're just called "games" now. Fricking hell. Did anyone else here know this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Children of the screen just have simpler speech. "Games" could be video games, tabletop games, sports games, mind games, etc.
      That being said, yes only old people like our parents say "video games" because a person that needed to actually mention video games in a conversation would mention a specific game or genre or at least say [console] games, not
      >yes fellow kids I too play video games that is my hobby as well

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Games" could be video games, tabletop games, sports games, mind games, etc.
        Love games?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you love me?
          Are you playing your love games with me?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just call the retro video games to specificy exactly what you're talking about. Then say new games for anything else, there problem solved

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that zoomer is just cringe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick them. Call them full color video attractions from now on to drill your superiority in.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m technically gen z. That guy was just moronic. Game can refer to soccer, chess, poker, pool. Frickin anything.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you just kick his ass or at least threaten him? Don't let some homosexual like that you boss you around.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's just confidently moronic, don't let his hubris beat up your ego.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I called the TV remote a tuner for a long time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My silent generation grandparents always called it a "clicker" which even boomers typically didn't do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flipper.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still call them:

    Aku Aku: burdega
    Videgoames: marcianitos
    Robotnik: tritonero
    multiplayer: jugar a dobles

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joystick instead of controller.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Koopa for Bowser and Robotnik for Eggman.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "system" instead of console.
    "arcade stick" instead of fight stick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't "fight stick" just MadCatz's specific branding for it's lineup? Did HORI and the other companies call their products fightsticks?

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still say Black person

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i call kills "frags"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will always say Dr. Robotnik. I think everyone says Duke 3D due to how you accessed it through DOS, at least that's my head cannon.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's moot now after the new movie but for a while I was under the impression that Nintendo really wanted to erase the whole "Mario is from Brooklyn" thing. I never let that one go and I'm glad to see it's made a comeback.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC they even went as far as to publicly disavow the whole notion of Mario being a plumber, but it looks like they've since walked it back.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    His name is Robotnik, not Eggman

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else ever say "boss of the game" or was my friend group just stupid?
    End of level boss is the boss of the level, and the end of game boss is the boss of the game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard that, everyone just said last boss or final boss

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if there were no other bosses? Otherwise people would say final boss. I recall someone calling a gym leader in pokémon a gym boss once.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard that but I like it. I might use it

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason we called bosses “head enemies” and I still use it ironically now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also probably because one my first games was Metroid, I’ve always referred to health as “energy” even though almost no games call it thar

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call the koopa kids by their super show names (except for Ludwig, idk why)

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Birdo? The crossdresser from Super Mario Brothers 2?”
    Robotnik
    In Dota 2 I picked up “Buriza” from a buddy even though I never played Dota 1 myself (and never bought one myself, because I was always an extra-poor POS 5)
    “Final Fantasy 3” for the one with Kefka in it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >birdo
      >crossdresser
      Birdo is a female character that wears a red bow and shoots eggs. If it shot globs of cum it would be a crossdresser.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          As of Captain Rainbow, Birdo is officially female because it was proven in a court of law that she uses a vibrator to jerk off; something only a woman can do.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I define modern consoles based on bits carried forward as a 2x the previous gen, so the PS5 is a 1024-bit console.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robotnik

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I say 'Expansions' when refering to DLCs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Expansion packs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I say expansion pack when a DLC is big enough to be regarded as one, like the Fallout NV ones. Otherwise, small and not very significant stuff gets to be called DLC, because that's usually what it is.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    still call them computer games, even the console ones

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nowadays "press start" is often out of fashion. The buttons are now nonsense symbols but I still think of them as start/select.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still call options/share buttons on PS4 controllers start/select.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lose at Bejeweled
    >"I died"

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Smilies" instead of "emojis".
    Here's some for you AIMbros https://www.mysmiley.net/free-aim-smileys.php

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how English netizens had an entire dictionary of lingo and slang that basically went extinct when weebs took over the internet and just copied whatever Japanese netizens did.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        People really haven't dealt with what a massive cultural scrubbing has occurred to the western internet over the last decade and a half.
        It's all well and good writing it off as nostalgia, and maybe that's right, but at least GenXers have their Pearl Jam CDs. For the millennials who's "time" was that 00s-era internet so little of it exists, and what does exist is useless.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lycos, angelfire, megashare, etc. So much was list in the purged. I remember two major purged, the worst was 2012 iirc. Tons of stuff was lost, luckily archive.org saved a nice handful, but nobody will ever know what it was like before that, it's really a memory holed era of flash games, Joe Rogan.net and crazy webpages by ordinary people about their hobbies.everything is so homogeneous and wall-e Idiocracy, I'm going to fricking kill myself

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Millennial internet culture is like the earliest era of film where 75% of silent movies are lost.

            Another issue this creates is that it allows people to re-write the past, because there's basically no evidence to point to to prove them wrong. Also the ones who like to play up the negatives for laughs who, either intentionally or unintentionally, serve as the basis of what was "real."

            I'd say that Ganker plays into this by its temporary nature.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              That’s a huge issue and it’s already starting to happen. The early 2000s internet is thought of like a demo version of the internet, but it was truly the Wild West.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The internet bubble already burst by then. It wasn't a secret club. It was already lame.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is an existential problem for humanity. You can crack open a 400 year old book and still read it. But everything we do today is frustratingly temporary. We have no preservation worth a damn.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Something like 95% of historic knowledge has been lost, you know. Everything we know about Aristotle I think it was comes from second and third-hand sources because none of his original writings have survived. There's a huge 300 year blank spot in British history from between the end of Roman Britain to the beginning of the middle ages, because no written works from that era have survived.

                Most of the data lost with digital decay is irrelevant and worthless trivia. Nobody 200 years from know is gonna be interested in some shitty browser game made by a bored 12 year old in 2003.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but that history is hundreds to thousands of years old. This was fricking ten years ago

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much. It's like, I don't know, Boomers going to buy a Beatles record in the 80s and being told everything has vanished, sorry. Rolling Stones as well.
                ...We can do you one single by The Small Faces and the A side is scratched.

                Another thing is that you could have a website on a hard disk, but it's all but forgotten about so it's never accessed. I wonder how many of these Ghost Sites there are out there?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Boomers going to buy a Beatles record in the 80s and being told everything has vanished, sorry.
                Kinda yeah. I can't access any of stuff I used to. It's 100% the plot from mgs2, unironically. Ai filtered information to only save what the elite think is worthy of being recorded. It was happening as mgs2 was being played, the plot was already in the works for this. It feels like the next evolutionary step of "the victor writes the history", but completed orchestrated to keep control in the same central spots.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                "The victor writes the history, only the victor decides its the victor to begin with."

                I feel you about not being able to access stuff. Planet Elder Scrolls died and took so many memories of my time on the forums with me, like when I had an argument with AlienSlof about her weird porn lol.

                I do miss forums. I think I'd rather their negatives than the negatives of the communication platforms we have now, and I include this cesspit in that.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The worst are the message boards. Every site had a message board that retained a wealth of searchable information amassed through casual conversation. Most of those have been wiped from the Earth. Reddit is a nightmare if you try to actually find stuff and Ganker retains nothing unless you count archive sites, which themselves aren't comprehensive. Watch the chaos when GameFAQs eventually shuts down.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like other anon said, planet elder scrolls was massive. With it, went a piece of the heart of lorkan, into the void outside of mundus... I can only imagine what kind of suicidal tendencies the gamefaq gays will exhibit when their ship goes down.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The wise thing would be to lock the website down and convert it into a static version of itself people can store locally and browse as if it were the real deal. I'm sure it's too massive for most people but certain good folks could continue to host it and at least make sure it exists somewhere.

                So many things that we take for granted as normal is actually really bizarre. Like even here, "retro gaming" is essentially a misnomer. Even the oldest game consoles are crazy future tech considering recorded history spans 10,000 years. We act like it's perfectly normal to need to take up soldering as a hobby to keep a Turbo Duo from 1993 up and running. Or buy an upscaler so you can use old systems on a current TV. Or have to dumpster dive for a CRT so that you can play Duck Hunt. These things that existed within our lifetimes now require jumping through hoops in order to keep using, like it's a post-apocalyptic scavenger culture that took only 30 years to happen.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Watch the chaos when GameFAQs eventually shuts down.
                This is why I try and save the ASCII FAQs I like when I can, even just for the aesthetics.

                Like other anon said, planet elder scrolls was massive. With it, went a piece of the heart of lorkan, into the void outside of mundus... I can only imagine what kind of suicidal tendencies the gamefaq gays will exhibit when their ship goes down.

                The worst part is that these message boards and forums must cost basically nothing to maintain on a modern set of hardware, so it'll be spite that has them go offline, when they could just as easily be mothballed. Same with Geocities. Fricking hell, it's been 14 years since it died, and when it did it took the old internet with it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The worst part is that these message boards and forums must cost basically nothing to maintain on a modern set of hardware, so it'll be spite that has them go offline, when they could just as easily be mothballed. Same with Geocities. Fricking hell, it's been 14 years since it died, and when it did it took the old internet with it.
                I think what's happened with a lot of those old fansites and message boards is that the people started them back when they were college students and actually gave a shit about whatever it was the website was about. Now those people are going to be in their 40s and 50s and unless they have a protege to pass it down to, they really just want to bail. After a while it becomes an albatross they're carrying around rather than a passion.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And no kids today would want to do it because they're either just consumers, or "creators" so they don't dirty their hands with this.

                I kind of want to make a message board for 00s internet culture, but Heaven knows I can't moderate it because I work a 9-5, 5/7 just like anyone else who was around then. Or maybe we just have to rethink the time that you sink into the digital world in general?

                I've been feeling that "the internet" is sort of "over" for a while now, and maybe the best that could be done is to carve out a quiet corner to "retire" to for people who feel the same.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The library of Alexandria burned in a day. It's easier than ever to preserve knowledge, and more knowledge than ever is preserved. Historically, very little information was ever actually written down because copying was such a chore before the printing press was invented. Nowadays there are countless copies of most everything created digitally, even if it isn't readily accessible.

                Who's talking browser games? Our banking industry still runs on COBOL which is ancient and the people who know it are literally dying of old age. The problem now is that super important shit aren't any better off or more long term than those browser games.

                Good riddance, I say. The sooner banks collapse the better.

                [...]
                It feels like history has pretty much ceased to be made in the contemporary era. It has just been "the present" since the dawn of the 21st century with nothing truly notable.
                We sent rovers to Mars in 2003, I guess.

                There have been significant improvements in science and technology, a top end computer from 2003 is worthless today because of how advanced modern computers have become. A budget smartphone is more powerful than a $2000 PC from 20 years ago. Not to mention the advancements in the healthcare industry and new discoveries in history. You are being myopic because you have the luxury of skimming hundreds of years' worth of discoveries in a few minutes and then comparing it equally to what was accomplished only within your living memory.

                >Boomers going to buy a Beatles record in the 80s and being told everything has vanished, sorry.
                Kinda yeah. I can't access any of stuff I used to. It's 100% the plot from mgs2, unironically. Ai filtered information to only save what the elite think is worthy of being recorded. It was happening as mgs2 was being played, the plot was already in the works for this. It feels like the next evolutionary step of "the victor writes the history", but completed orchestrated to keep control in the same central spots.

                Boomers had the same issue when it came to trivial nonsense like jokes or television advertisements or any other disposable consumer product from their era. Good luck finding a Sears toaster from 1957. The things that were valuable were mostly preserved, just as it is today.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a top end computer from 2003 is worthless today because of how advanced modern computers have become. A budget smartphone is more powerful than a $2000 PC from 20 years ago
                This is nonsense and I can't be bothered to explain to you why.

                And besides, this is getting into a quantitative argument rather than a qualitative one. Who cares if a smartphone is "more powerful" than a Windows XP-era PC when it can't do shit, and when what it's interacting with is shit?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not nonsense. A mobile phone from 2011 can run a PS2 game, and the newest IPhone can natively run a PS4 game. 8gb of RAM was considered MASSIVE back in the day, now we're getting to a point where 32gb is cheap and readily available. Just because you haven't kept up with tech development doesn't mean it isn't there.

                >can't do shit
                Stop using Apple products. Unironically works on my machine

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The library of Alexandria burned in a day
                That's a load of bull. The library of Alexa dria was a dilapidated mess that has been ransacked, rebuilt, robbed, destroyed, rebuilt and ransacked before it was finally set ablaze. Most of the information from Alexandria was already transfered to thebes iirc

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >even if it isn't readily accessible.
                But that is the fundamental problem. We keep changing what can access what. Stick an audio CD in your PS5 and see what happens. For us it seems like not such a big deal because we're living it. But think about a few hundred years where a specific technology only had a lifetime of about 40 years. And then got replaced by a similar but technically different technology that had it's own short lifetime of a couple decades. And so on. Trying to make sense of it and find the specific combination of technology to access the information inside of it will be a nightmare.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't need to because everything available on CD can be downloaded off the internet and stored in a hard drive. How much music do you think has been lost in human history? Remember, back in the day it overwhelmingly was passed along orally. Nobody remembers what the pop standard of 1123 was, hell we don't even know the vast majority of what was popular in 1923. As another anon pointed out, something like 80% of all silent-era films made were lost.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                One of the worst aspects of mankind is that we could conceivably create a single repository of every piece of software, and music and writing and media, and create a couple of duplicate backups just in case, and give everyone on the planet access.

                But we don't live in that world, we never will live in that world, and so instead billions of us will have to spend collectively trillions upon trillions of man hours to create our own duplicate collections that will all eventually disappear when we die.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why should we do that? And more pragmatically, who would pay for the creation and maintenance of it?
                The overwhelming majority of what humanity creates is, to be blunt, worthless. Through the passage of time society separates the wheat from the chaff and naturally preserves what is worth preserving, for the most part.
                The funny thing is the the redundant decentralised preservation technique is FAR more resiliant to the ravages of time than is a single centralised database; one of the great follies of the human psyche is its tendancy to submit to centralised collectivism in spite of it time and time again proving to bite us in the arse. If all of your books are stored in one library, all it takes is one fire to destroy it all. But if every page is duplicated a thousand times and stored in a thousand different libraries...

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Through the passage of time society separates the wheat from the chaff and naturally preserves what is worth preserving,
                [citation needed]

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you think the great masterpieces of classical art and music have been preserved, but not the scrawlings and cachophonies of rank amateurs? There's my bloody citation; what you can see in a museum.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Classism, obviously.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The overwhelming majority of what humanity creates is, to be blunt, worthless. Through the passage of time society separates the wheat from the chaff and naturally preserves what is worth preserving, for the most part.
                Don't our nukes still run on 5.25" floppies or some ancient shit? It's not just preservation, it's futureproofing. Which we're not good at doing.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those floppies still work excellently and still do their intended job.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah until they don't. Waiting until shit starts actually breaking before doing anything about it is a stupid way to maintain a car, let alone critical infrastructure.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those floppies still work excellently and still do their intended job.

                The missile launch systems actually use 8 inch floppies, the very first floppy format and truly ancient. I'm intrigued at how they keep them going, must be repair depot trained on component level repair (easy enough), deep supply of spares for things like worn heads and mechanics no longer in production, and supply of NOS floppies (also tricky but they don't need that many). Unlike 5 1/4 in disks, 8 inch was mostly gone by the mid 80s.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unlike later 3.5" hard plastic diskettes where all pretenses of quality were dropped to make them cheap, to where they failed if you sneezed in the same area code, old 8" floppies could be, and would be, made to a very high quality of standard which made them extremely dependable, especially when you actually handle them with some respect. The fact that those have remained in use for all this time is a testament to how they actually fulfill their jobs well still.

                Yeah until they don't. Waiting until shit starts actually breaking before doing anything about it is a stupid way to maintain a car, let alone critical infrastructure.

                Cars and floppy disks are an awkward comparison, cars are large and relatively complex machines which go through use cycles even as the engine is idling, there's shitloads of things to mind for maintenance and lifespan.

                I would say that updating to a more modern format which still has some industry support and where the technical knowhow to troubleshoot still exists would be an advantage, but this is a basic item fulfilling an uncomplicated task, at low intensity and stress, and in a very non-hostile environment, and also very seldom.
                These things are nothing but keys, if they needed to be replaced, they would be.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's more indicative of the problem than any one example being itself a problem. I'm sure you can find instances where maintaining the status quo is advantageous or, at minimum, not risky. But human nature is such that if this is how people behave when they can, it also means they're behaving that same exact way when they shouldn't. Hence the banking infrastructure example.

                https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-banks-cobol/banks-scramble-to-fix-old-systems-as-it-cowboys-ride-into-sunset-idUSKBN17C0D8/

                This is not a situation you want to be in. But it keeps happening and doesn't seem like anyone is learning their lesson. Society as a whole treats critical pillars of civilization like a sitcom dad being nagged to clean out the garage.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Stick an audio CD in your PS5 and see what happens
                wait are you serious? I have a hard time believing this but I don't have a ps5 to disprove your implication

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                even the ps4 cant play CDs bro

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would LOVE for you to disprove me. Please do. The sad truth is that the laser assemblies don't include CD lasers anymore. I mean, sure, I GET it but...frick.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The sad truth is that the laser assemblies don't include CD lasers anymore
                I think we should blow ourselves back to the stone age and start over.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hey guys did you see the numbers this year?
                >they're up!
                >last year they were up. and now they're up-er even more

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                What point are you even responding to

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Good riddance, I say. The sooner banks collapse the better.
                Children who think they hold opinions like this are so asinine.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >computer technology
                NASA still uses reliable tech from the 70s. A mere upgrade to something that was invented for its purpose isn't notable and the limits of silicon are close. What you say in the past 20 years is simply miniaturization.
                People from the 80s were expecting self-tying shoes and antigravity devices... by 2015.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who's talking browser games? Our banking industry still runs on COBOL which is ancient and the people who know it are literally dying of old age. The problem now is that super important shit aren't any better off or more long term than those browser games.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                400 year old books are really hard to read. They don't use language in any way you expect.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                400 years is roughly Shakespeare, which isn't that alien. Go back to Chaucer and thats when you really need to learn what the frick you're looking at. But even so, you can at least read the words. Good luck interacting with a Word document in 400 years.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chaucer isn't that bad if you read the words it loud. His London English is the basis of what we use today, so all you really need is a gloss for the occasional words that changed significantly. Get into stuff like Gawain and the Green Knight that's like half Scottish and you're fricked.

                Another amusing example is the Domesday Book. The original is still perfectly readable (if you know Latin), you can go to the right library in England and see it for yourself. The modern version the BBC made in 1986 for the 900-year anniversary, the one on laserdisk.... not so much.

                We're going to lose so much shit because of lack of preservation. It's dumb as hell.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Another amusing example is the Domesday Book. The original is still perfectly readable (if you know Latin), you can go to the right library in England and see it for yourself. The modern version the BBC made in 1986 for the 900-year anniversary, the one on laserdisk.... not so much.
                That's absolutely hilarious. All this technology that locks you out of information because you need a bunch of other contemporary tech to interface with it. Its like that South Park episode where Cartman went into the future for a Wii only to find that the one he found in a museum couldn't plug into any modern televisions. And trying to maintain compatibility has its own problems. Productivity software like Microsoft Excel is a bloated nightmare because they don't want to break compatibility with spreadsheets companies have been using since the 80s.

                If you think about it, we're in the first generation of modernity. The Industrial Revolution was only about 200 years ago. We're not used to dealing with such rapid obsolescence. Its why our drinking water has lead in it now. Our pipes are all hitting the end of their useful life snd nobody considered that inevitability and the cost of not updating. We generally just ride it until the wheels fall off and now those wheels are falling off every decade or so.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Our pipes are all hitting the end of their useful life snd nobody considered that inevitability and the cost of not updating.
                That's been a problem for years I. City's. San Francisco and New York city have some of the most dilapidated plumbing and water systems in the world. They just push it under the rug, and keep on putting a new coat of paint on it until it just duck ng collapses. There's no good way to fix the sewer system in San Fran or New York, too much urban planning destroying passage ways to pipes. Buildings will have to be torn down in order to fix these problems and I'll be playing retro vidya inawoods with water turbines from mountain creeks.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I remember reading that they found a still active water main in New York made of fricking wood. Like a hollowed out tree trunk, probably from 1890.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, what a clusterfrick. Any metropolitan areas with a population over 50,000, quickly starts to degrade in quality of life. This is a trend seen since UR the first recorded city and documented throughout history in Greece, Egyptian, Roman, Mayan and Aztec civilizations. The more people concentrated into a small area, the more problems.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Europe is a bit better off but they had to have two world wars on their continent in order to modernize. Nothing sets a fire under your ass like your cities being obliterated.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The plumbing and sewer systems were built in the 1880s-1910s when you had no zoning or environmental regulations, could dig anywhere you wanted, and get about 20 Irish workers killed or injured in the process (there were another 40 where that came from). Unfortunately it's not possible to do that anymore.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Furthermore those cities were industrial centers back then, they paid for themselves. Any materials needed to construct a sewer were cheap and locally available or produced locally, and there were plenty of people on hand with the talent to design and put them together. NYC is completely parasitic now, it produces nothing and exists only to house hedge fund managers and latte hipsters. So even without all the modern government regulations and bureaucracy it would still be ruinously expensive to rebuild those sewers.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The US just isn't a manufacturing economy anymore. If anything that hurts poor areas even more. What the frick is Mississippi or West Virginia up to these days? The people living there are trapped in a town that lives and dies by it's local Wal-Mart. Like that's the only job available to them. You work at the sole store that's also the sole goods supplier.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same story across the West, really. We make nothing, and what is made elsewhere is shit, and never is it an option to make things that aren't shit.

                Just accept the tat and work in service forever?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trump tried anyway, he said we should actually build things.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't just start building stuff in America again. Companies want cheap labor overseas. Tariffs are an option but we also don't want other countries placing crazy high tariffs on goods we want from them that we may not be able to produce in necessary quantities here. The economy is just too global these days, which is a political advantage since it means world powers are less likely to start shooting at each other.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The economy is just too global these days, which is a political advantage since it means world powers are less likely to start shooting at each other.
                Have I fallen into a time warp to 1913?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually manufacturing has been moving into the South for decades, it's part of the reason why southern states moved towards the Republican party, a party traditionally associated with northern industrial interests. North Carolina has a larger manufacturing industry than New York does, and Atlanta has the fourth-largest tech industry in the US after SF/Seattle/Austin.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Good luck interacting with a Word document in 400 years.
                You can print word documents you know.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most people don't even own printers nowadays. I have one but I rarely ever use it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                only nice hard covers properly stored survive that long. Leave a paperback out for a hundred years and its not going to be much more than lint and dust

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Something like 95% of historic knowledge has been lost, you know. Everything we know about Aristotle I think it was comes from second and third-hand sources because none of his original writings have survived. There's a huge 300 year blank spot in British history from between the end of Roman Britain to the beginning of the middle ages, because no written works from that era have survived.

                Most of the data lost with digital decay is irrelevant and worthless trivia. Nobody 200 years from know is gonna be interested in some shitty browser game made by a bored 12 year old in 2003.

                It feels like history has pretty much ceased to be made in the contemporary era. It has just been "the present" since the dawn of the 21st century with nothing truly notable.
                We sent rovers to Mars in 2003, I guess.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can often spot a zoomer LARPing as a millennial when they define that era as 'Myspace instead of Facebook' or referring to old flash videos like 'End of Ze World' or 'Badger Badger Mushroom' as 'early Youtube'

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well to be fair, early YouTube was pretty frickin awful. I remember trying to find songs on YouTube and the upload quality was like 5kb bitrate and my internet would constantly buffer on the video. Remember video buffering on fricking everything, holy Christ on a cracker. Luckily p2p made it wayyy easier to download Music and movies and videogames. I remember audiogalaxy in Like 2001, then Kazaa and lime wire. Also being able to google pretty much anything and get relevant search results. Google blows donut goblins these days.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Use search operators. Most of G*ogle's problems come from them trying to code the search function so it can parse normalgays asking it questions like "I accidentally 93mb ram, what do", which can be bypassed by using proper search operators.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The charm of early Youtube is that it wasn't full of people trying to be famous and most importantly wasn't dominated by the big channels. A popular Youtube video could have had nearly a million views and the uploader was somebody named 'moron42069'

                Also you could find pretty much movie or TV show made before 2000 on there if you were willing to watch it in 240p split into 10 minute parts

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, is just downloaded everything back then. Nobody was into streaming back then, especially because most people (myself included) had shit internet, even dsl where I was buffered like a crack addict. Id just leave the computer on over night downloading stuff and hope to God there was no connection errors. I hated waiting for videos to buffer, just to sit there longer than the fricking video itself before it's ready. Then re buffering of you rewind, ohh God Im so glad we're past that

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes Limewire. Your direct link to the malware factory. If there's one thing I don't miss is how incredibly easy it was to get random infections back then. You'd spend 15 minutes online and now your browser has 8 new toolbars and there's a popup ad that runs away from your mouse pointer as you try to close it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve ruined a few computers being a dumb kid and doing this. My first mishap was with our old win98 machine. It only had like 256mb of storage, so I started deleting shit to download more roms and I ended up deleting stuff from the windows folder and it totally just fricked everything up kek. I’m so glad I wasnt the stupid kid who got hoodwinked on the internet to rub magnets on the hdd to fix it, I was totally that gullible, kek

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve ruined a few computers being a dumb kid and doing this. My first mishap was with our old win98 machine. It only had like 256mb of storage, so I started deleting shit to download more roms and I ended up deleting stuff from the windows folder and it totally just fricked everything up kek. I’m so glad I wasnt the stupid kid who got hoodwinked on the internet to rub magnets on the hdd to fix it, I was totally that gullible, kek

                I almost miss computer viruses at this point. Now there's no malware because it's built into everything you use.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Millennial internet culture is like the earliest era of film where 75% of silent movies are lost.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still say "pound sign" instead of "hashtag"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I sometimes call it the 'number sign'

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still the pound sign, but it's also a hashtag under some circumstances.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        "To delete this message, press the hashtag sign."

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I call them octothorpes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i always called it 'emoticons'

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I say "emoticons".

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still say PM instead of DM

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I say "fetch."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not video games but I still refer to remote controls as “clickers.” They stopped making ones that click before I was even born. I just picked it up from my parents.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t do this, but I have some friends in my age group that refer to movie CGI as "graphics" which I find amusing.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They’re the Commanders now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Football Team is perfect, though. It shows just how soulless and sanitised the sport is; all of the franchises should be renamed like that. San Francisco Football Team, Detroit Football Team, Green Bay Football Team...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I advise you all to boycott the NFL until they get rid of that and go back to a 16 game season.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never call playing a game in the same room as someone "couch co-op". We're playing two-player/multiplayer mode, you terminally online fricks.

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ganker jannies made it all the way to /vr/ just to delete your post, very dedicated trannies they are

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryu and Ken's moves are Hadoken, Shoryuken, and Hurricane Kick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to what?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tatsumaki.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calling it the "Mega Drive" is one for me, since any zoomers who call it anything at all call it the "Genesis" because that's what the internet calls it.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I began referring to "bosses" as "mayors" because I have severe mental moronation.

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was called Control Deck and anyone saying otherwise wasn't there.

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't use it anymore, but where I'm from we called beating a game with 100% completion "wrapping it"
    Like "I wrapped Ocarina of Time."
    Anyone else say this back in the day, or was it a small regional thing?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are you from? I've never heard that.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        western canada

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lived in western Canada all my life, can confirm. Surprised this term wasn't used elsewhere.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Said it. Also western Canada.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Latin America we used "flipping the game over". We called it that because of the arcades, when you finished a game it started over from the beginning again. It may not make much sense translated to english though.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wow. Yeah for some reason I thought wrapping was like wrapping a present like "putting a bow on it", but it was probably the same sort of origin where it meant the game wrapped back around.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wrapping
      yup, same, western canada too
      wrapping a game was a great accomplishment

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back then I didn't know anyone who cared about 100%ing games. Achievements didn't exist. Like sure, we all loved videogames, but we still played outside and had lives like lol even back then who the frick has time to find every single item and do every mundane task in a game. Treating gaming like it's a job will forever be baffling to me.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        We were kids, so we only got a new game every once in a while, so we would play the shit out of the ones we did own. It wasn't out of a sense of obligation. Also, even given that, OoT was probably the only game I actually wrapped.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        We were kids, so we only got a new game every once in a while, so we would play the shit out of the ones we did own. It wasn't out of a sense of obligation. Also, even given that, OoT was probably the only game I actually wrapped.

        Oh and Tony Hawk. There was a point in time I would wrap that daily.

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any forums or message boards still alive? I'm thinking of finding a handful of good ones dedicated to retro anime and video games and just retiring there.

    So much of the internet as it is feels like a young man's game...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Alive"? Yes. "Active"? Very much less so. Digital Press is still kicking. GameFAQs, obviously. Mortal Kombat Online, last I checked.

      Oh, speaking of Mortal Kombat Online, just the concept of fansite for a specific franchise. Now it's just subreddits.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Now it's just subreddits.
        And wikias. Or fandoms. Or whatever it's called now.
        One thing missing from the individualised fan site is that they'd always have the hosts own takes on things.

        I just checked DmozTools (a web directory) and clicking the links doesn't work, brings up and XML error. A site that worked for decades doesn't now for some reason. Isn't getting pages to load a solved problem? Obviously not!

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread was far more interesting talking about the cultural void left by the loss of early internet sites and forums than it has been since Stephen Pinker turned up.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking that shitposts and fanart made by 12 year olds is a culture worth preserving.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        See:

        [...]
        Another issue this creates is that it allows people to re-write the past, because there's basically no evidence to point to to prove them wrong. Also the ones who like to play up the negatives for laughs who, either intentionally or unintentionally, serve as the basis of what was "real."

        I'd say that Ganker plays into this by its temporary nature.

        You just want to denigrate it so you don't have to care that it was destroyed.
        Also, if you believe in some sort of invisible hand preserving things, you must be proper pissed off that Beowulf didn't burn in that Library fire, huh?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are projecting your childhood nostalgia onto society at large, because YOU enjoyed playing flash games and reading old forum posts, then it is society's duty to for ever preserve them so that you can relive being a 9 year old at your own leisure. It is a ridiculous level of conceit. The fact you would conflate limewire with Beowulf speaks volumes.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The fact you would conflate limewire with Beowulf speaks volumes.
            Why? 99% of Anglo Saxon literature was lost in that fire, so it could be exactly that for all we know.

            Also, don't try and psychoanalyse me, you Daria-brained motherfricker. Does it make you make you feel smart because you only care about what the elite say you should care about?

            I'm bored of talking to you. If you don't care then just let us talk about trying to preserve what we can, and you wont care regardless, right?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but damn your post reeks of peak pseud.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off. I'm not the one who tries to write off 20 years of cultural creation is toilet noises. No one would do that for any other era. No one would say "Why preserve music from the 40s and 50s?"

                >I'm bored of talking to you
                holy cringe

                Because it's so exciting and thrilling and interesting to talk to a guy whose position is "I don't care, unless it's old then I do care"?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, you're pseud as frick made, and I don't see any reason to take your non-pinions seriously. Pretty sad showing, you never really made it through the "fledgling junior high intellectual" phase huh

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm bored of talking to you
              holy cringe

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it could be exactly that
              If that's the case, then modern culture has nothing worth preserving and society is lost.

              >uhm you're just a bootlicker
              And here comes the ad hominem. I don't give two shits what authority figures say I should care about; the difference is I don't assume that what I care about is what everyone else should care about. Because I, unlike you apparently, am capable of understanding the theory of mind.

              >just preserve everything
              I ask you again, why? And who will pay for it? It's easy to say society 'should' do this that or the other thing, but society does not have infinite resources to dedicate to those things. Whether you like it or not, choices have to be made regardless of sentimentality. You only care about early 00s internet pop culture because it is resonant with you; most people do not care and do not value it. Chintzy amateur games and mindless discussions about long-dead television shows are in the grand scheme of things of little cultural value. And you know it subconsciously. That's why you take it so personally when I suggest it.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it could be exactly that
              If that's the case, then modern culture has nothing worth preserving and society is lost.

              >uhm you're just a bootlicker
              And here comes the ad hominem. I don't give two shits what authority figures say I should care about; the difference is I don't assume that what I care about is what everyone else should care about. Because I, unlike you apparently, am capable of understanding the theory of mind.

              >just preserve everything
              I ask you again, why? And who will pay for it? It's easy to say society 'should' do this that or the other thing, but society does not have infinite resources to dedicate to those things. Whether you like it or not, choices have to be made regardless of sentimentality. You only care about early 00s internet pop culture because it is resonant with you; most people do not care and do not value it. Chintzy amateur games and mindless discussions about long-dead television shows are in the grand scheme of things of little cultural value. And you know it subconsciously. That's why you take it so personally when I suggest it.

              >important shit
              The only examples I have thus far been provided are forums for sharing video game fanfiction and music piracy sites. I would agree with you if great novels were being lost to time, but they're not. The things that are getting filtered out are, by and large, menial garbage that only autists care about because they invested their own time into it.

              everyone involved in this braindead discussion is a gay autistic moron, including me.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              But Daria was right about nearly everything on that show...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'd rather read 60 years of nature geo magazines while I'm pooping, maybe jack off to some floppy titty tribal b***hes jungle fever

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody is saying to preserve every single thing ever. This isn't about somebody thinking that Sonic feet porn needs to be in a museum. It's that the important shit isn't being stored any differently than the garbage.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This isn't about somebody thinking that Sonic feet porn needs to be in a museum
          It unironically should be, the sexual proclivities of 21st century people will be of great interest to future historians

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >important shit
          The only examples I have thus far been provided are forums for sharing video game fanfiction and music piracy sites. I would agree with you if great novels were being lost to time, but they're not. The things that are getting filtered out are, by and large, menial garbage that only autists care about because they invested their own time into it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I would agree with you if great novels were being lost to time, but they're not.
            How would you know? It's all gone.

            Shakespeare was preserved in one single folio. No one gave a shit until 100 years later.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Surely you're not seriously suggesting the greatest novel ever written was hidden on some GeoCities forum post lost to time, are you? Don't tell me you're that bad-faith.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is something like that so unbelievable?
                Where else would a writer, writing in the late 90s or early 00s, have put it? "He would have gotten it published from a major printing house"? Of course, some guy sent in a manuscript, let's print it! Nonsense, I'm sure you'd agree.

                Look at something like the module tracking music scene. Some absolutely amazing music came from that, but if it's not on Modland or Modarchive it's gone.

                The amount of shit that just vanished over the last few decades, and what's impossible to you is that any of it was good?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because if it was worth saving, someone somewhere would've archived it.

                >the amount of shit that has vanished over the last few decades
                Your slang betrays you. It is shit. Most all of it.

                REGARDLESS, the original point I was making before we got caught chasing red herrings, is that preservation is more widespread than ever. Sure, some stuff slips through the cracks, but far less often than ever before. You know this to be true. You KNOW it. That's why all the complaints in here are about 'punch George Bush/Obama' flash games and Sonic porn fanart being lost.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because if it was worth saving, someone somewhere would've archived it.
                The Honjo Masamune, one of Japan's national treasures, vanished without a trace after World War II and is likely sitting in some G.I.'s attic. You overestimate the clarity in which this happens. Lots of times it's a lottery. Other times it depends on the personal fame and fortune of the individuals involved. There are so many variables that you can't reliably say "good things get saved, bad things don't." Plus, there's confirmation bias here. Clearly we know Shakespeare because Shakespeare was preserved. We don't know how good the things were that weren't preserved because they weren't preserved well enough for us to know them. How are we judging things we've never seen?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also, don't we have a lot of renowned artists who weren't appreciated in their time? Didn't Edgar Allen Poe die broke in a ditch or something?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                William Blake never had a book officially published and had to do it himself.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Honjo Masamune, one of Japan's national treasures, vanished without a trace after World War II and is likely sitting in some G.I.'s attic.
                Said GI is almost certainly dead by now and any of his relatives would have come across the thing if that was the case so we'd have heard of it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's possible they won't know what they're looking at. It doesn't even really look like a stereotypical katana since it predates that. The thing could have been sold at a flea market or garage sale for all anyone knows.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's acting like Important Things have some sort of glow around them.
                >"I know this is an important thing because of the star it has in my inventory screen."

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Correct, just because lots of menial trash gets lost to time doesn't mean that genuinely cool shit hasn't been lost too.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Legendary films are being streamed on the exact same platforms as Hallmark Christmas movies. When these operations go down they don't just take the crap with them. They take everything they're holding. And as physical media disappears and companies want absolute control over their IPs, you're effectively at a point where piracy is the ONLY preservation option.

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always refer to defeating opponents in videogames as "killing them" or losing "getting killed"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I lost a man is something I used to say

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call controllers "sticks" because I grew up around black people.

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    PSX

    Doom-like and Duke-like, when applicable

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call this guy Rye-(You)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only psychopaths pronounce it any other way.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So all the chatacters in games with voice acting and Ryu himself are psychopaths?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just say Rye-You, you fricking weeb.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude we all know that's not how it's pronounced anymore. This isn't even remotely 'weeb', we just collectively know now. I bet you say it with a moronic hick drawl too. RAH YEWWW.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is one of those things people won't understand if they grew up playing games after voice acting became standard. We had no fricking clue how to say certain things. Forget Ryu, I didn't even know how to say Guile. I was too young to know it was a real word so I called him "Geel" for like two years. It didn't help that even when things were spoken aloud the audio fidelity was so shit that you couldn't always make out what was being said. Ryu's tatsu came off like "CHA CHA CHA CHA DA DA DA!"

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont know what a tatsu is, but Rye-you’s moves are fireball, a-fat-set-fooget and for-you-ken.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            do you jyalapenoh and tortilluh too?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call continues "quarters".

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw even arcade cabs have experienced inflation and nothing is 1 quarter anymore

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        One quarter games stopped being a thing even in the late 90s. The only machines still $0.25/credit were retro stuff like Pac-Man and Galaga.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Game Over. Please Insert 40 Quarters.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        One quarter games stopped being a thing even in the late 90s. The only machines still $0.25/credit were retro stuff like Pac-Man and Galaga.

        there's an arcade bar here where everything is a quarter, or token, and tokens are often cheaper, being 10 cents on Thursdays, half price on Saturdays, and some other deals throughout the week. they're free for me. people keep giving me their extras faster than i can spend them because i'm cute. pinballs are base model though. lots of other options in the area for well maintained premium/deluxe/LE pinball

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never stopped using rofl

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you call levels "boards"?

    I have never heard someone say this, ever. Who the frick calls a level a "board"?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was a thing back in the day among certain people. It wasn't exactly widespread and had an inner city and/or redneck undertone to it.

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes instead of saying zero or nothing I say zip.

    For instance the score is seven - zip

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still call dlcs expansions except cosmetic dlcs, i call those trash

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calling your in-game mmorpg character a "char" and not a "toon." We also didn't say "roll." You don't "roll a new toon," you "make a new char."

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody in their right mind says "toon". Not in the past, especially not now. I will fricking die on this hill.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody in their right mind says "toon". Not in the past, especially not now. I will fricking die on this hill.

      holy shit this. I dunk on every WoW-trained zoomer who says toon

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you still call Peach "Princess Toadstool"?

    Anyone who doesn't do this is moronic.

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    To me they'll always be Dr. Robotnik and Nack the Weasel.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't realize Nack even had a different name until very recently.

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's YEWEY Bowl, speak American boy.

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What lingo do you still use that dates you?
    FF2/4j
    FF3/6j

    As in, "FF3/6j was one of my favorite SNES JRPGs." There were some websites that used this lingo in the mid 90s and it stuck with me.

  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All projectile moves are called “fireballs”

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got into fighting games with SF4AE and all projectiles were still called fireballs. Even to this day projectiles are fireballs. That's not boomer ling, saying shit like Hurricane Kick instead of Tatsu is

  72. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    PSX
    Confused zoomers can eat a dick

  73. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    GRASSHOPPER

  74. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Less lingo and more muscle conditioning, but if you spend any time at all gaming with zoomers you'll find they're very resistant to using the face buttons and D-pad. Their hands just do not want to work that way. Their thumbs are either constantly looking for the analog sticks or they have zero dexterity in their thumbs to the point they have trouble doing a running jump in Mario or holding a charge while jumping or dashing in Mega Man X. For us it's so natural to rock our thumbs around the controller face but nowadays that analog sticks and shoulder buttons perform most games' primary action while face buttons are mostly auxiliary, kids have a completely different conditioning.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or holding a charge while jumping or dashing in Mega Man X
      I always immediately went to the menu and bound dash to R, otherwise charging or just shooting at all during a dashing jump would require either pressing three face buttons at once or using double-tap dashing which are both awful options

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, you gotta learn the thumb rock. I lay my thumb across Y, B, and A and manipulate the buttons that way. I can charge, jump, dash, and any combination of the three pretty easily. It's instinct at this point. The human thumb is a pretty amazing thing, to be honest. You'd think you couldn't hold Y while tapping A and leaving B totally idle but you absolutely can.

  75. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call "glitches" flaws, people think it makes me sound like an Asian Dad.

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