What new slop will they announce next month?

What new slop will they announce next month?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon Legends: Celebi and it will be the best game since HGSS which was the best game since Crystal

    Johto always wins

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes i agree :V

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 2/5 again

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically roosters don't have wieners. They have cloaca and produce sperm jelly. They rub their cloaca on the females cloaca like lesbians

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    - Ok now draw a wiener
    - Got it
    - No! No that kind of wiener!
    - Ok i'll fix it

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Kalos game.
    They're baiting Unova & Johto fans.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Why else would Xerneas/Yveltal/Zygarde be the only box legends left out of SV?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dialga and Palkia were in SwSh yet they got a remake. Doesn't mean anything. Besides if it was something that unexpected we would've heard rumbles of it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dialga and Palkia were in SwSh yet they got a remake
          what remake?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            BDSP, PLA. In Gen 8 alone you get 3 copies of Dialga, Palkia and Giratina. They don't care about comparability anymore since the Dex cut and every game is it's own thing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, as much as I want a Johto game it's clearly going to be a Kalos game.
        They did this shit with SWSH too with NONE of the Gen 4 mythicals being in the game when every Generation had at least a Mythical or two in it.
        You can't even get any of the Gen 6 mythicals in any of the games either currently (A Kalos game would fix that issue just like PLA did)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Anon says Xerneas, Yveltal and Zygarde are not in the game
          >You talk about mythicals instead
          Yeah mythical are hard to obtain in any game, they only put box legendaries in the main games these days.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could still come as raids. Dialga and Palkia weren't part of Snackworths shit and they got raids.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They aren't even in the game Anon....
          They're the only set of box legendaries to not even be in the game via Transfers

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow a worse remake than bdsp

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn juliana gets to ride THAT??

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ILCA'd up Gen 2. Kalos gays cope and seethe.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's about time for a new pmd

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Penis and balls look bad. Show how to draw a Cloyster

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Johto get's not 1, but 2, brand new games, in the next two years.
    The game in 2024 is a passion project from a fair amount of talented Japanese fans that gamefreak gave the responsibility to that entirely remakes Crystal, working with ILCA (ILCA is mostly in charge of the compatibility, and doesn't really make the game.) It's rumored to be eons more ambitious than HGSS and is called Mind Crystal.

    The second game is one for 2025 that takes place in the future where Celebi takes the MC to a corrupted dystopian future where team rocket takes over the region, and you are sent to take it down. Called Celebi: World of corruption.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to play a modern take on Johto.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same but
        >Let's go shit
        >He doesn't know that let's go was a remake of Pokemon Yellow
        You deserve better anon.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but
          >He doesn't know that let's go was a remake of Pokemon Yellow
          What's wrong with that?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing is wrong with remaking Yellow, I just hated how let's go went about it. It's like they added all of the bullshit from nugens, and the old gens at the same time minus the problem of HMs.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              True. Especially that they actively omitted some specifically Yellow elements, such as the anime cameo Trainers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you watch Tyranitar tube and I know that because I saw the same video where he theorizes this kek

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough, but despite poketubers (usually) being shit, TTar actually made SOME god damn sense.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I think he's alright but don't pretend a YouTubers theories are an actual leak

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was just my take on what the new releases would be, this is honestly the best case scenario.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesnt matter
    it will be shit and you will still buy it and then b***h why this next game is even worse than the previous and then you will start appreciating the previous game and then you will continue to b***h about the series while completely ignoring monster-collector alternatives and then get hyped like a brainless fricking moron for the next slop only to b***h about it as well
    an endless cycle of b***hing and consooooooming mediocre slop

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon XSZ and YVZ. The region is modified a bit to encourage linearity rather than Open Worldliness and you start in the Terrarium rather than Paldea. In addition to the DLC areas, Paldea itself is expanded into the North East region of the map (which bleeds into Kalos and is where the character goes on their exchange student trip, Kitakami is post game). New gimmick; Mega Terrestrialization.

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