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>Boy Killed Anally
China number one
number 2 in this case
I use one of these bad boys!
>Mexico even has Coke branded chairs
KINOOOOOOOOOO
Mexico is the home of bottled Coke production, am I wrong?
Don't they use actual sugar there instead of that corn syrup shit? No wonder they're chugging it while they can.
my amigo. mine is full white, though. or was when i bought it, now its some shade of yellow...
I never sit on one of these without stacking at least one other chair on top after I nearly landed on my tailbone when it broke even though I'm like 72kg.
>tener que sentarse en eso cada vez que vas a comer tacos
>You to use double chair, as the taquero use double tortilla
Is fricking meta, bro
wot
In mexico, in some taco stands is common that the tacos have double tortilla, and those kind of chairs become fragiles with the time, so is common to put two chairs together as the pic on Op the make them resistant
>consumerism is kino
What is wrong with Mexicans?
Is a joke dense mother fricker
I'm sure this type of thing is a daily occurrence in China. they make shit products.
Better watch out then. If your chair is pneumatically adjustable, chances are the cylinder was made in China.
it's not. it's a la-z-boy executive chair. it's not adjustable
If you've ever looked at the baseplates of common office chairs, you'd see the chance of that happening is extremely unlikely. The two standard types(at least in the USA, not sure about other countries), have some pretty thick metal between the cylinder/swivel mount and the seat itself.
Barring a really strange manufacturing defect that would be noticible as hell when you're assembling, no burger is likely to lose their anal virginity in one.
do you know what a gas explosion is?
no amount of thick metal plating will save you, in fact chunks of that plating will fry straight up your ass like shrapnel
>no amount of thick metal plating will save you
No amount? You mean an office chair could rip through 2 feet or steel? They should load some office chairs on bombers.
Made in China is very different from designed in china
They can make halfway decent stuff, they just export all the functional ones and sell the shitty products domestical.
The absolute garbage you can find on temu is a good example of what chinese manufacturers sell back at home.
>Chinese manufacturing
It'd be funnier if they didn't make all our shit
I was just thinking about pic related a few hours ago.
I like how you can tell exactly what occured in the second or two following the explosion from the blood trail
>text is russian
He’s probably used to it anyway
it's in china
EXPLODING CHAIRS
Wait what the frick. How does that even happen.
Gas pressure
Being a fat piece of shit, and I mean a complete and total mountain of folds.
It's bait. People put this myth on the internet for the lulz decades ago, and some morons genuinely started to believe it's real
I like how they now say "but it happened in Japan/China/Korea" because the average homosexual wouldn't even bother to look for sources from asia. It's like the chinese pet cabbages myth that made the rounds around early 10s where they say east asian kids are so depressed and lonely they use cabbages as "pets".
Naturally it was all bullshit (the pics were from a live performance art show) anglopids happily believed to deflect from their own depressive reality.
>chinese pet cabbages myth
Eh?
Literally just google it
It's an unironic lack of critical thinking and racism. Not only are they idiots but anything that makes Chinks look bad will be gladly parroted around to humiliate China. MSG is the best example of this when it's naturally in other foods already eaten by the West like tomatoes and cheese or even seafood. But some upset White business owner started spreading rumors about it because they were seething that Chinks were stealing their customers.
how about you cry about it on your tumblr homosexual
>NOOOOO DON'T RUIN MY PERSPECTIVE WITH FACT!
Kys glowshill
Yeah pretty much but you can't say that here don't you know that this anime site is now stormfront 2?
whered you homosexuals come from? 2015?
And naturally that are the traits of 90% of Ganker.
Board was never exactly high IQ, but it's only gotten worse with the years. And now anons mock you for fact checking.
>WAAA WHY YOU STUPID WESTERNER PIGDOG GWAILO SO RACIST WAAAAA
gb2 >
before I take your social credits
Chair wasn't made properly and the gas in the part that moves it up and down burst. Heard it's uncomfortably common in the kind of super-cheap chairs Chinese offices buy by the shipping container.
Everything explodes in china.
Mustard gas
Poorly built chair.
By design, those gas cylinder office chairs cannot explode.
However you may never know with chinese stuff and how they are built.
Ever looked at the mechanism in an office chair?
The gas piston is supposed to have a steel plate on top of it that the rest of the chair is mounted on, for safety. But cheap chinese manufacturers don't put the steel there and just mount it to plastic. Once the plastic weakens and gives up you get surprise buttsecks.
If you look on AliExpress or other chink websites selling office chairs sometimes they'll actually advertise that they do indeed have the steel plate installed.
Ding dong
>Hello ma'am? It's the police, we have some news about your son. He's dead!
>Oh no! How did he die!?
>Anally, ma'am.
Coroner's report:
>Cause of death: anally
>oy vey shut him down
YAWN
Rest in peace Keith, you died as you lived.
Anally
Itt: people who don't know how a chair lift works
What was wrong with the old style of chairs where you spin it to the height you want? Gas is shit. They fail. You can accidentally hit the lever.
Guys, if I have 2 cushions on my chink office chair, will I be safe from Anal death?
Yes, but your biggest problem will be back support, how's the back support anon?
Why are people pretending chairs in USA aren't made in China?
Because there's a difference between made in china, by china as a knockoff of a legitimate product and made in china chinese people tard wrangled by someone not moronic because our governments (Yes, OUR, Europe is not exempt here) are traitors and forfeited a shitload of manufacturing to china to keep them parasitically afloat so they can pretend hollywood hasn't failed and weaken the independence of the Various States in the civilized world but we still need manufacturing that is suitable to people that aren't literally considered disposable.
The REAL difference in whether your Chinese chair explodes is whether someone successfully bribed a Party official not to check the quality of the materials involved.
Most Chinese factories are perfectly capable of good manufacturing. They just have an endemic culture of cheating. In China, you're considered an idiot if you don't cheat and lie at any opportunity you get.
If they think they can get away with using sub-quality materials on something, they will.
This is also why so many Chinese studying abroad get caught cheating on their exams.
i caved for one of the secret lab chairs.
pretty good overall.
kinda wished i spent more on the leather.
Not this exact one, same manufacturer but I don't think they make my one anymore
>have old, worn out chair
>decide to buy a new one
>at the store, trying all their different office chairs
>the best one by far is the exact same make and model that i got last time
Skill issue
Don't know about burger land, but there's a million and one regulations in the EU for the safety of gas lifts in chairs which is why this 14 year old article is the only one that keeps getting brought up.
GOOD MORNING MALAKA
I literally never heard of this happening outside of that article from China and that other pic
>have old ass chair that was a handmedown from a government office where my mom worked in the cafeteria years ago
>half the cushion is gone
>still too comfy to replace
>2009
I miss the good old days when you can still say "anally" in an online article.
>they think chairs are safe
Japan got it right, sit on the floor where nothing can violate your butthole.
omg is he OK?
>6 000 001
>israelite gets assblasted, literally
nice
>he tries to slide but can't, he has to move up first
This has gotta be fake for a comedy routine or something. There’s no way you take that much metal up your butthole without bleeding unless you’re a ‘cado tier gaper.
>unless you’re a ‘cado tier gaper
I mean he's a israelite, of course he's a sodomite
Of course it's fake. The whole thing is an act.
Why not? It's thinner and smaller than a dick.
if you think it would just casually center and slide in, especially considered it's a flat pole end, you're sorely mistaken. Try for yourself if you don't believe.
I haven't seen that guy's spread butthole in a long time
It's a prop chair newbie
This is why i still play all my games on the couch
I use a garden chair because I realised it was comfier than the actual office chair I stole from work
Do you have a gamer mark on your wrists? Even if you say no, I wouldn't believe you. There's no way to type on your keyboard from that angle without resting your wrists on that corner
Do you live with your grandma or something?
whats your background? my minds gone completely blank on it
inland empire
>live in china
>Sit dow on your chair
>Fricking explode
>Become one of the top ten liveleak videos
This is such an old myth that was never proven. It was first circulating in the early 00s, then it changed to "but in asia" later on as people realized it was bullshit.
Herman Miller has been shilled enough that I've ordered one, they're 25% off at the moment. I'll post in a week or two in the next chair thread how I feel about it.
Why does the deaths in China come straight out of Looney Tunes?
>he sits on a chair with a pressurized piston under his ass
Why? There are so many other type of chairs that won't anally rape you in a case of mechanical failure. I'm thinking that some of you like the idea.
Maybe 🙂
This can only happen in china because their chairs don't even have real metal or wood to prevent this.
Guys help! Will always sitting on the edge be enough so that i don't ever lose my a-card to my chair?
Only if you practive good spine posture as well. If you don't, slugs crawl out of the tube instead & take your A-ginity.
A risky gamble, but I think it's worth it.
Markus. I checked and it comes with a metal plate covering the piston. No surprise ass rape for me.
Good thing it has a buttplug then
Why don't Russia ever use this trick? It's both funnier and less suspicious than guys suiciding out of windows with bullet wounds in their back head.
Dictatorships like Russia like their assassinations just plausibly deniable enough. This serves two purposes:
>75% of the population (morons) will believe you when you say "it's an accident"
>the 25% of the population who are smart enough to tell the difference, will be scared by the fact you routinely execute people, and will not try any government reform, for fear of being the next person to commit suicide with a bullet to the back of the head
It's the same reason they have a veneer of democracy, despite Putin being in power for 30 fricking years.
holy shi-
>china
eh
This is what gamer butt plugs are for. Can't get anally violated by your chair if you already have a dick up your ass.
This. It just works. Like how having wieners in your mouth ensures you won't get wieners in the ass
>get first dick shoved up even further, take more damage
this isn't a solution, but if your kind were capable of forward thinking, AIDS wouldn't be so common
Asians always get cast as a particular stereotype representing things that are in the null space of American society. Japan gets all the “good” ones, cause of the weebs. China gets the things they hate or afraid of coming true in their own societies like credit scores which don’t even exist there.
Truth is that they know it and they know their life is gay. They feel like their society is vulnerable and on the verge of crisis and so they act this way more.
Anyway my chair of choice is the Steelcase Gesture
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