what other two-stagers deserve the bisharp/primeape treatment?

what other two-stagers deserve the bisharp/primeape treatment?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dewgong desperately needs an evolution. Its entire existence is literally just to function as an objectively worse copy of Lapras.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Water/Steel Narwhal

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not this one because the name won’t be Chokking and I can’t handle it NOT being that

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SLOW
    FRAIL
    MIXED

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bisharp
    But Kingambit looks like dogshit and doesn't even follow the name scheme of its pre-evos.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kirikizan -> Dodogezan
      Makes perfect sense.
      The chess theme is something Nintendo of America came up with.
      The only theme of Pawniard and Bisharp is that they're a violent samurai clan.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chess theme is better

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and doesn't even follow the name scheme of its pre-evos.
      PAWNiard
      BISH(op)arp
      KINGambit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are slow.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah you look like dogshit

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always feel a Fire/Poison evo would be rad for the Weezing clan: one head spitting flammable gas while the other ignites it. Plus the innate Levitate ability would prove very welcome

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please
    >b-b-but it's a stone evol-
    There's a first time for everything

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll likely give it a regional form that doesn't evolve from an evolution stone, similar to Alolan Sandslash being a stone evo but not the Kanto version.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Steel/Psychic Heliolisk based on a satellite dish
        would’ve actually made a decent Alolan form

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eviolite weezing
    Would be VERY strong

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it would be kind of a sitting duck, but it would be great for supporting Regigigas

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sitting duck
        It would be toxapex with more hp, workable offensive stats more speed more coverage access to willowisp and 1 weakness with levitate

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No recover and regenerator means that it can't freely switch in and out and be an active nuisance, it can only be slowly worn down until it's dead

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pain split
            It would be UU easily and might even see usage in OU as a physical wall

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >protect works vs urshifu
        >torn doesn't have the fast as frick button anymore
        >farigiraf can be fake out'd
        >ursaluna gets fricked by its own item
        also
        >regieleki becomes the best speedster again
        eviolite weezing would be amazing in vgc

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Regieleki would be really sad without its transistor

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    torkoal

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mightyena.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really wish you homosexuals would stop begging GF to ruin good Pokemon. Slow painful deaths to all of you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. For every good crossgen evo there’s like ten that suck ass.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont matter, got eviolite

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah you suck ass

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marowak, both of them

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sandslash
    both forms need a serious buff in the form of both eviolite access and cool looking evolutions
    they deserve it thanks to KANTOOOOOO privelige

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoever designed that Sandshrew with a stump on its head needs to be locked in a mental facility

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GameFreak has probably completely forgotten about venomoth, but it's stats are right in line with other second stage pokemon like Charmeleon. It's useless next to the other two stage moths, especially volcarona, but even frosmoth is just venomoth's stat spread with 35 more special attack and ice scales doubling its special defense

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venomoth is great, you buffoon. Quiver Dance + Tinted Lens + Sleep Powder

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's plenty of two-stage shitters in need of an evo but here's one...
    >fell off of "fanfic meta" usage after gen 6
    >utterly outclassed by Sneasler
    >the new dog is probably poison/fighting too

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    such a boring design
    needs redemption

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Making an evolution for it would be so easy, the ice on its face is very versatile. They could turn it into tusks, a spiky beard or armor.
      The potential is there but Beartic was probably forgotten even by the devs

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since the ice on its face is snot, an evo would make a perfect candidate of an Ice/Poison type.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really wish we'd get new evos for some of the spookier/weirder gen 1 mons.
    >parasect regional form without mushrooms, maybe an evo where the mushroom has turned into a nightmarish hive for little zombie paras
    >venomoth evo with mothman themes
    >golduck evo with more kappa inspiration that finally gains the psychic type
    >hypno evo that plays up the boogeyman stuff and gives it dark typing

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fearow
    Ground/Flying
    Intimidate/Sniper
    +30 Hp/Atk/Def
    >Arbok
    Poison/Dark
    Intimidate/Regenerator
    +30Hp/Atk/Def
    >Sandslash
    Ground/Steel
    Stamina/Tough claws/Sand rush
    +30Hp/Atk/Speed
    >Furret
    Normal/Fighting
    Simple/No Guard/Scrappy
    +30Atk/Def/Speed
    >Noctowl
    Psychic/Flying
    Simple/Tinted lens
    +30Hp/SpA/Speed
    >Granbull
    Fairy/Fighting
    Strong Jaw/Poison heal
    +30Hp/Def/SpD
    >Octillery
    Water/Steel
    Suction cups/No guard/Technician
    +30Hp/Def/SpD
    >Magcargo
    Flame body/Sturdy
    +100 Speed
    >Linoone
    Water/Normal
    Tough claws/Gluttony/Speed boost
    +20Hp/Atk/Def/SpD/Speed
    >Migtyena
    Dark/Poison
    Intimidate/Strong jaw
    +33Atk/Def +34Speed
    >Mawhile
    Fairy/Steel
    Intimidate/Prankster
    +30Hp/Atk/Def
    >Sableye
    Ghost/Rock
    Filter/Prankster/Magic bounce
    +30Atk/Def/SpD
    >Lunatone
    Fairy/Psychic
    Levitate
    +30Def/SpA/Speed
    >Solrock
    Fire/Psychic
    +30Atk/Def/Speed
    >Kricketot
    Bug/Fairy
    +50Def/SpA
    Pixilate/Technician
    >Pachirisu
    Grass/Electric
    Motordrive/Cheek pouch/Volt absorb
    +50Hp/Atk
    >Toxicroack
    Poison/Fighting
    Technician/Dry skin/Poison touch
    +20Hp/SpA/Speed
    >Noiveirn
    Dragon/Flying
    Scrappy/Infiltrator/Tough claws
    +33Atk/Def

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Hitmons each getting a third stage could be interesting.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Split evolution for Seaking.

    One with a larger, more pronounced horn with greater attack.

    The other with larger, more elaborate fins that speciallizes in speed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already got the queen and the king, though; where do you go, emperor?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        banker

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seaking -> Oceangod

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