What recourse do you have against this? Is this even legal? How can someone evict you and take your property just for being a bachelor?
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What recourse do you have against this? Is this even legal?
What recourse do you have against this? Is this even legal? How can someone evict you and take your property just for being a bachelor?
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It's not your property. It belongs to the town, you're just being allowed to live there.
That sounds like serfdom.
And?
>nobody likes you
>get asked to leave
Nobody's fault but your own. You must've done something wrong.
>game starts with the townspeople agreeing you can stay if you restore the farm and integrate into town
>you don't, because you are an incel moron
>get kicked out
>NOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>be villager
>marry, get old
>wife dies at 72
>day after funeral get notice in the mail
>have one year to find a new wife or I'm unwelcome
>nobody in town wants to marry a wrinkled old widower with arthritis and a pacemaker
>year passes
>wake up in the middle of the night
>screaming and yelling outside, someone is pounding on my door
>make my way to the door as fast as I can with my cane, legs aching
>open
>all the towns people are gathered there with torches, pitchforks
>mayor screams at me, calling me an antisocial degenerate for refusing to integrate
>orders the people to seize me
>beaten and spat on as I'm dragged away from the home I built, watching them set fire to the property
>brought to the town square where a gallows has been hastily erected
>noose is fitted around my neck as I'm pelted with dung, rocks and rotten fruit
>mayor sentances me to death on the spot, asks for volunteers to pull the lever for the trapdoor
>those gathered are worked into a seething blood frenzy, frantically begging to be the one so honored
>mayor chooses little pepita
>she giggles marrily as she pulls the lever
>the last thing I see as my life is choked out of me is the beginnings of an orgy
>woffio is the sexually dominant member of the group
>it's a wonderful life
Got bored a few lines in. Hopefully it wasn't important.
This seems like some weird BDSM fetish shit.
Seek help.
You joke, but...
Why are they so fricking mad
Crabs in a bucket.
This is why hicks never get ahead.
That sure is a lot of work you put into making the joke as hyperbolic and unfunny as possible.
>>game starts with the townspeople agreeing you can stay if you restore the farm
>restore the farm
Yes? Is restoring the farm not enough? Is the food I provided for their town not enough? I come along, bust my ass to save your shitty farm then once you see me doing a good job. Swoop in like vultures and take the farm. Bunch of shitty asshats if you ask me.
Have sex.
The previous farm owner had a wife. You didn't restore the farm.
The farm is a run down piece of shit because your grandfather wasnt able to pass it to anyone when they died
Why would they want to go through that again? They're a small town and need new couples and children to sustain their way of life.
>grandfather
>they
Go back, Onions.
they as in the town you moron
>grandfather
>they
?
>giving women the ick
Should've been given the death penalty instead t b h
Strict no singles policy, should have listened to Robert.
>"Robert has been alerted"
>"You will now be escorted to the kernel quarry"
Robert, no! I know she's technically my sister, but we're really dating, I swear! I can prov-Robert? Robert! NO, PLEASE! ROBERT!
You should've socialized more, chud.
Those who don't participate in society don't deserve to live in it.
Wasn't there a Swiss town that basically did this?
Like some foreigner was being a c**t to the local people so when they were asked if she should get citizenship they all said no.
How long do you have to play the game to get this anyway?
a few years
didn't we have this thread yesterday
what makes you think we need another one?
>"Our town has one rule, do not be an incel chud"
>"Heh, cant wait to live in the countryside with my fellow aryans"
>"Please leave"
>"WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS SHIT PAY 300$ FOR A TRAIN TICKET MONEY STOLEN REEEEEEE"
The far right is willing to do anything for the reich… aside from dating a yt girl
A Japanese prime minister was shot for saying things like that