>Goukazaru - From 業火 gōka (hellfire/inferno) and 猿 saru (monkey) >Gorirander- From gorilla and 乱打 randa (battering)
You want to split hairs, the english localisation is never canon and the Japanese makes it explicit what they are.
Stay 'tardo friendo.
>English names aren't canon. >Neither is the in-lore evolutions.
Drink bleach.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yes anon, given the english localisations started out with burger suits nixing correct translations, because moronic aerican children wouldn't understand them, a detail not just limited to Nob's work on Geen 1 (jelly donut anyone?).
Where the local presentaion ends up being inconsistent (or flat-out wrong becaus f executive meddling), you need to refer to the source. And the source is crystal clear on the matter, becaus they WANTED the Japanesee pulic to know hat the frick was going on, as opposed to the west editing it to keep up with burger educational standards.
Die in a fire, you'll raise your town's collective IQ score by about 10%.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Funny how you type all those words but did absolutely nothing to explain why Infernape, a monkey, evolves from Chimchar, an ape.
You seem to like typing anon, I'm sure you'll come up with something.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Because Game Freak wanted it to.
Funny how you still can't put forth a compelling argument to explain why the unreliable english translation (still done by NoA in 2007) holds precedence over the creators of the thing, when they explain it for their audience perfectly, with no room for alternative interpretations.
>taxonomy >in a series where the mascot, who has long pointed ears, fangs, a tail that presumably has fur, forward facing eyes, and fricking thumbs, is supposedly a "mouse."
No.
>small monkey Pokemon >has no tail
If you genuinely think Chimchar is a monkey you need clinical help.
1 year ago
Anonymous
If you need to tell yourself the pokédex isn't canon, you lost the argument already.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>English Pokedex entry.
Poor form anon.
1 year ago
Anonymous
???
[...] >こざるポケモン - small monkey pokémon
Take meds moron
If you have to tell yourself "the anime isn't canon" than you don't belong here.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>saying that >when they started off with this in Gen 1 and only legitimately started following game battle rules in Gen 7
And don't forget "BURSATO BAAN!" or the fact 'Zard should have been Kanto Fried Chicken, given /Flying is weak to electric and Pikachu should be God-level.
1 year ago
Anonymous
1 year ago
Anonymous
>It scatters toxic spores from the mushroom cap. In China, the spores are used as herbal medicine.
China is the next region guys. >t-they retconned it.
they also retconned the mongoose. Dilate on this L.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm not the one seething over the direct canon from the creators though. You on the other hand are melting down, because you can't accept the truth of the situation here.
Maybe if some american had got off his hole and made Pokémon, your version of reality would be true. But given americans tried to give pikachu breasts and utterly shat on the base designs of Gen 1 when it came to localise it makes me believe given eternity in a vacuum, that would never happen.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>That many words >No counter argument
Strange concession but I'll take it.
Need translation? I'll leave it here untranslated, and you can walk out of here without shame.
>EOP >single-digit IQ to be unable to find a translator of any description >thinking ignorance entitles him to reality warping to his needs
Here, I'll spoonfeed you because the other anon wouldn't. Open wide, baby boy!
1 year ago
Anonymous
>The "tail" is in fact flaming fart gas. >It's not there 24/7 >This is his "gotcha"
How fricking moronic are you?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Not as moronic as the burgercuyck insisting other burgercucks are correct, when they contradict the Japanese creators.
Melt down more, hope you have a heart attack while doing so, ya waste of water.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Le brilliant Nippon man
Drew a monkey and forgot the tail, told you a tailless primate is a monkey and you believed him while screaming "MUH TAXONOMY"
Go ahead and finish off that bottle you sad, broken little man. You deserve it.
1 year ago
Anonymous
???
>こざるポケモン - small monkey pokémon
Like I said, the english is only correct when it agrees with the original language.
>こざるポケモン - small monkey pokémon
Take meds moron
1 year ago
Anonymous
>t-the flame IS the tail.
Now this is a new low.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Frick me, you c**ts got me confusing the things.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Because Americuck doesn't know which is a frog or a dinosaur.
Look at its tail.
>t-the flame IS the tail.
Now this is a new low.
[...]
If you have to tell yourself "the anime isn't canon" than you don't belong here.
こざる - small monkey
=/=
チンパンジー - chimp >Because Americuck doesn't know which is a frog or a dinosaur. >Venusaur
Done?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>An ape with no tail is a monkey because a Japanese suit told me so.
Unironically jump out a window.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>"it's a ape because the western publishing company told me so"
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Slowbro IS a crustacean. >Kangaskhan IS a marsupial. >Misdreavus IS a pterosaur. >Don't you know taxonomy bro?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>No more arguing?
Sure. That fire ass is just there for show, showing that they're farting 24/7. If GF wants, they can completely remove it for whatever reason anon told me it was a chimp. But no, they didn't.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's not there 24/7 moron
[...]
If you have to tell yourself "the anime isn't canon" than you don't belong here.
I'd love to see a dog/wolf/hyena starter, I'm honestly surprised we haven't gotten one yet. Though given that the last cool dogs we got were in Gen 7 I don't know if they'd make something interesting or just manage to flop it.
We got a fox in gen 6 but I don't even know if they qualify as a dog, plus they waifu'd that one which deletes any chance of it being badass
>Tiger =/= Lynx
No. The taxonomygay KNEELS to the catCHAD. All cats are cats. If they're big, they're big cats. No tail? Still cat. Round pupils? Still cat. Evolved a social lifestyle? STILL. FRICKING. CAT. >Verification not fricking required.
snake
Zodiac chuds lost
zodiac was real until this gen
It was fricked after Gen 2. Typhlosion is not a rat. And if you go off base forms then it's worse because Charmander idn't a dragon.
penguin
>monkey is a gorilla
I'm surprised you can remember to keep breathing, with how stupid you actually are.
Grookey was a chimp like Chimchar
And Infernape was a monkey, based off Sun Wukong. Great Apes aren't monkeys, even if you're doing a fricking stellar impersonation of one right now.
>InfernAPE was a monkey. Great Apes aren't monkeys.
You fool. You absolute cretin.
>Goukazaru - From 業火 gōka (hellfire/inferno) and 猿 saru (monkey)
>Gorirander- From gorilla and 乱打 randa (battering)
You want to split hairs, the english localisation is never canon and the Japanese makes it explicit what they are.
Stay 'tardo friendo.
>English names aren't canon.
>Neither is the in-lore evolutions.
Drink bleach.
Yes anon, given the english localisations started out with burger suits nixing correct translations, because moronic aerican children wouldn't understand them, a detail not just limited to Nob's work on Geen 1 (jelly donut anyone?).
Where the local presentaion ends up being inconsistent (or flat-out wrong becaus f executive meddling), you need to refer to the source. And the source is crystal clear on the matter, becaus they WANTED the Japanesee pulic to know hat the frick was going on, as opposed to the west editing it to keep up with burger educational standards.
Die in a fire, you'll raise your town's collective IQ score by about 10%.
Funny how you type all those words but did absolutely nothing to explain why Infernape, a monkey, evolves from Chimchar, an ape.
You seem to like typing anon, I'm sure you'll come up with something.
Because Game Freak wanted it to.
Funny how you still can't put forth a compelling argument to explain why the unreliable english translation (still done by NoA in 2007) holds precedence over the creators of the thing, when they explain it for their audience perfectly, with no room for alternative interpretations.
Regardless, he looks and sounds like a chimp.
>he can't into taxonomy
>taxonomy
>in a series where the mascot, who has long pointed ears, fangs, a tail that presumably has fur, forward facing eyes, and fricking thumbs, is supposedly a "mouse."
No.
>Grookey: The Chimp Pokemon
>Chimchar: The Chimp Pokemon
Both were the same animal that diverged into Sun Wukong and a gorilla when they evolved
>こざるポケモン - small monkey pokémon
Like I said, the english is only correct when it agrees with the original language.
>small monkey Pokemon
>has no tail
If you genuinely think Chimchar is a monkey you need clinical help.
If you need to tell yourself the pokédex isn't canon, you lost the argument already.
>English Pokedex entry.
Poor form anon.
If you have to tell yourself "the anime isn't canon" than you don't belong here.
>saying that
>when they started off with this in Gen 1 and only legitimately started following game battle rules in Gen 7
And don't forget "BURSATO BAAN!" or the fact 'Zard should have been Kanto Fried Chicken, given /Flying is weak to electric and Pikachu should be God-level.
>It scatters toxic spores from the mushroom cap. In China, the spores are used as herbal medicine.
China is the next region guys.
>t-they retconned it.
they also retconned the mongoose. Dilate on this L.
I'm not the one seething over the direct canon from the creators though. You on the other hand are melting down, because you can't accept the truth of the situation here.
Maybe if some american had got off his hole and made Pokémon, your version of reality would be true. But given americans tried to give pikachu breasts and utterly shat on the base designs of Gen 1 when it came to localise it makes me believe given eternity in a vacuum, that would never happen.
>That many words
>No counter argument
Strange concession but I'll take it.
>EOP
>single-digit IQ to be unable to find a translator of any description
>thinking ignorance entitles him to reality warping to his needs
Here, I'll spoonfeed you because the other anon wouldn't. Open wide, baby boy!
>The "tail" is in fact flaming fart gas.
>It's not there 24/7
>This is his "gotcha"
How fricking moronic are you?
Not as moronic as the burgercuyck insisting other burgercucks are correct, when they contradict the Japanese creators.
Melt down more, hope you have a heart attack while doing so, ya waste of water.
>Le brilliant Nippon man
Drew a monkey and forgot the tail, told you a tailless primate is a monkey and you believed him while screaming "MUH TAXONOMY"
Go ahead and finish off that bottle you sad, broken little man. You deserve it.
???
>こざるポケモン - small monkey pokémon
Take meds moron
>t-the flame IS the tail.
Now this is a new low.
Frick me, you c**ts got me confusing the things.
Because Americuck doesn't know which is a frog or a dinosaur.
Look at its tail.
こざる - small monkey
=/=
チンパンジー - chimp
>Because Americuck doesn't know which is a frog or a dinosaur.
>Venusaur
Done?
>An ape with no tail is a monkey because a Japanese suit told me so.
Unironically jump out a window.
>"it's a ape because the western publishing company told me so"
>Slowbro IS a crustacean.
>Kangaskhan IS a marsupial.
>Misdreavus IS a pterosaur.
>Don't you know taxonomy bro?
>No more arguing?
Sure. That fire ass is just there for show, showing that they're farting 24/7. If GF wants, they can completely remove it for whatever reason anon told me it was a chimp. But no, they didn't.
It's not there 24/7 moron
.
尻の炎はお腹で生成されたガスを燃料として燃えているもので、体調が悪いと炎が弱まる。雨に打たれても消えることはないが、寝るときは周りを燃やさないように消している。ダイヤモンド・パール発売前の公式ホームページにおいては「尻尾が燃えている」とされていたが・
Need translation? I'll leave it here untranslated, and you can walk out of here without shame.
You forgot Venusaur = bulky/ Greninja = skinny
None, I want a dog
I'd love to see a dog/wolf/hyena starter, I'm honestly surprised we haven't gotten one yet. Though given that the last cool dogs we got were in Gen 7 I don't know if they'd make something interesting or just manage to flop it.
We got a fox in gen 6 but I don't even know if they qualify as a dog, plus they waifu'd that one which deletes any chance of it being badass
Charizard=dragon
Seperior=wingless dragon
Dynamax centiskorch was absolute kino.
Fire snake
Water monke
Grass frog
I want a Grass croc
Notice how nobody said a fricking word about Torterra not being a turtle or Feraligatr not being a crocodile?
Mammalgays. Not even once.
>OrDILE
>not a croc
English names aren't canon.
>The Japanese name carries more taxonomic weight than the physical characteristics of the animal.
Shut the hell up weeb.
The fire one is the alligator, it doesn't matter that the pre-evo japanese name for feraligatr does use alligator.
>The one with the long narrow snout is an alligator.
>The one the with the broad mouth and blunt about is a crocodile.
Very surprised we haven't gotten another dragon or """winged lizard""" yet. I guess gen 10 would be the appropriate time
Intelleon has little yellow wingflaps on his back he can glide with.
Oh look, someone still believe that Pokemon has "patterns"!
I want to see a grass type crocodile with a tribal warrior theme
So Grass/Fighting barabait? I'd rather have a feminine lotus dancer Chinese alligator that's Grass/Fairy.
The only consistent pattern with the starters is that each new set is worse than the last.
Turtle =/= Tortoise
Alligator =/= Crocodile
Monkey =/= Gorilla
Tiger =/= Lynx
>Tiger =/= Lynx
No. The taxonomygay KNEELS to the catCHAD. All cats are cats. If they're big, they're big cats. No tail? Still cat. Round pupils? Still cat. Evolved a social lifestyle? STILL. FRICKING. CAT.
>Verification not fricking required.
I wouldn't mind seeing the Dragon done again
Whatever fricking amalgamation of aquatic animal features the Mudkip like is.
I wouldn't mind seeing a hare on all fours.
A quadrupedal pig
A bipedal plesiosaur(literally Water sauropods)