What the frick happened to video games?

What the frick happened to video games?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started making them

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proper corporate monetization

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wojak poster is moronic as usual

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    people who grew up playing video games started to make them (neckbeards and homosexuals)

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filesize bloat and bad optimization are the two biggest sins of modern game devs. If you genuinely think gamers need 32GB of RAM and a 4070 minimum for a game that look like it came from 2012 you are insane.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I coded Rollercoaster Tycoon entirely in Assembly so it can run on most machines
    Different machines process different assembly (machine) code, so whoever made this image doesn't know shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whoever made this image doesn't know shit.
      the normalgay meme didn't give that away already?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The blatant factual error triggered me more than the shitty wojaks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Different machines process different assembly (machine) code, so whoever made this image doesn't know shit.
      moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is this supposed to prove? I never said it wasn't in assembly. But the assembly is x86 targeted, so the game would not run on PowerPC or MIPS machines. You don't write in assembly for portability, you write in assembly for optimization for a specific architecture. If you want portability you'd write in C at the very lowest because no one's going to rewrite the same game for multiple architectures.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit nerd shut the frick up. It's 99% made in assembly so basically it's entirely in assembly. God damn take a frickin shower.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Am I arguing with a fricking bot? I'm not arguing that it's not assembly moron.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I never said you said that it's not in assembly, nerd. Fricking go outside you dork lol.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Most machines" means on most Windows machines, as in, it ran well on old hardware.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry you’re moronic, the issue is the claim that it runs on most machines because it’s in assembly, when it in fact doesn’t run on most machines precisely because it’s written in x86 assembly

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when it in fact doesn’t run on most machines precisely because it’s written in x86 assembly
            >so the game would not run on PowerPC or MIPS machines
            Basically what I said dipshit.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA No you didn't moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I did moron.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you didn't

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I did.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whoever made this image doesn't know shit.
      the normalgay meme didn't give that away already?

      The vast majority of it is written in assembly. The OP image is wrong since it's not 'entirely' in assembly but it's pretty close to being true.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how did he import the game then, i am a codelet so can someone explain to me?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          port the game*
          sorry for bad england

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the Windows machines would be running the same machine code. For the Xbox port, it was probably just running on an emulator.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks!

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >top
    indie devs
    >bottom
    AAA devs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >indie devs
      5% of indie devs. Sturgeon's law is universal.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one employee keeps stealing breast milk
    Wasn't that one real?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick happened to video games?
    Publishers and greedy corporations and executives.
    Oh and hiring people who can't develop, that's a big one

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    moronic post, I remember how you needed that expensive af voodoo gfx card to run quake well even back in the 90s. A PS2 cost like $500 in todays money. Some games today are unjustifiable but for the most part gaming has always been resource intensive.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick happened to video games?

    Indie devs.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were made by straight white men as you can see here

    Now they're made by pink haired trannies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dark hair + brown eyes
      varg would like to have a word with you.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the talent with genuine interest and desire to produce games made their money and left retiring or got fired long ago.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top: Gaming is an emerging field, lots of experimentation, must be genuinely gifted and passionate to work with the limited tools of the day.

    Bottom: Gaming is the largest entertainment industry on Earth, Work flow is much simpler, Licensed engines, half your staff are outsourced low wage contractors.

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