>makes cool, bombastic schizo bullshit >it doesn't suck >he also can't be fricked with subtlety which makes his stuff feel forthright if overly blunt, so it doesn't come off as pretentious
The bar is not high. Kojima just makes cool shit and wants others to see it, which puts him head and shoulders over a lot of the shitters that somehow manage to keep getting funding.
nta but they're both full of cool ideas. Come on man compare DS to your average AAA title. DS is no masterpiece in my opinion but it's pretty unique and pretty much no other AAA is these days.
I think these actors probably find Kojima quite refreshing compared to some smarmy agents.
Unflinching no buillshit creative vision full of actual conviction, not trying to frick you over with some shitty salespitch for the next mcshit movie.
The only other American actor he could get into one of these insane games that could excite me more than Cage is Willem Dafoe.
I still can’t believe that guy was in a David Cage game. Clancy Brown was in a David Cage game! There’s another guy I’d like to see in a Kojima game.
He seems to understand it alright but sucks at actually speaking out loud. He keeps a personal translator always around now so he can avoid embarrassing himself.
He seems to understand it alright but sucks at actually speaking out loud. He keeps a personal translator always around now so he can avoid embarrassing himself.
I like to think that the celebs think it will be a relatively easy and lucrative VA job and then when they get roped into it and Kojimbob starts sperging out in a foreign language they feel trapped and just have to go with it so they don't seem rude
some of them like that shit. Allegedly Patrick Stewart got a 50 page dossier on Uriel Septim before he Va'd the role and they asked him to read it if he could before acting. He said it was the best hes ever gotten, he wished people did it more.
did he scan hunter schaefer's tiny estrogenized penis and balls?
did she get erect too for that scan?
do you think there's footage of her jerking off on a soundstage?
Yeah, yeah, any day now. Square tried this over 20 years ago:
While Square ruled out any chance of a sequel to The Spirits Within before it was even completed, Sakaguchi intended to position Aki as being the "main star" for Square Pictures, using her in later games and films by Square, and including the flexibility of being able to modify aspects such as her age for such appearances.[27] Ming-Na said that she would be willing if asked to continue voicing Aki.[26] Aki only made one appearance outside of the film; in 2002 she appeared in a demonstration video that Square Pictures made to present to The Wachowskis before developing Final Flight of the Osiris for The Animatrix. The short film, appearing in the DVD's bonus content and featuring her with a slightly modified design, shows her acrobatically dueling a robot from the Matrix setting.[37] Shortly afterwards, Square Pictures was closed and absorbed into Square, which ceased using the character.
i can't wait for Gankerermins to suck off Kojima and defend it when streaming of games become something normal in a decade or two while in the same time Gankerermins are shiting on cinematic experiences like Last of us
meth
Whatever the collective consciousness shits on him, as The Memes, Jack man has no input of his own and never has had it
Pretentious shit with a lot of celebrity face scans
>world changing themes and settings that's done nowhere else
ftfy
>themes and settings done nowhere else
Guy who's only ever played kojima games is getting a lot of kojima vibes
I know this is a larp but it baffles me that people view this dumbass as some kind of genius/savant
>makes cool, bombastic schizo bullshit
>it doesn't suck
>he also can't be fricked with subtlety which makes his stuff feel forthright if overly blunt, so it doesn't come off as pretentious
The bar is not high. Kojima just makes cool shit and wants others to see it, which puts him head and shoulders over a lot of the shitters that somehow manage to keep getting funding.
What has he made that's been cool? Death Stranding is complete garbage and MGS wasn't exlusively his brainchild
Death Stranding and MGS
nta but they're both full of cool ideas. Come on man compare DS to your average AAA title. DS is no masterpiece in my opinion but it's pretty unique and pretty much no other AAA is these days.
you should stop parroting the shitposts you see here
Show me the most interesting clip of Death Stranding you can find
So sitting in a bath with a woman?
death stranding and mgs now keep crying
Death Stranding and Metal Gear Solid
Zone of the Enders 2 was moreso Muratas project, than Kojimas.
>it doesn't suck
his writing sure does
>cooking
fricking have a nice day you moronic zoomer
Probably more pozzed Hollywood trannies. Based KOJIGOD injecting us with concentrated subversive pozz.
Did he finally get Kurt Russell?
What do you mean by "get"? Is Kurt Russell okay??
Kurt will regret his words and deeds just like Shinzo Abe did.
>Cooking
Boiling Hunter Shafer's panties in a pot, refining the stains into a drinkable elixir to cure his erectile dysfunction
Let him cook
>cooking
>cook
This was about OD by the way
the frick is an OD?
It stands for “Overweight Darkie”.
The dog from Garfield.
>it's about the microsoft studios sponsored flop
shame, was hoping it was for Physintkino
There's no cooking anymore, we're not getting his project with Xbox if they really are tanking the brand
Let him cook.
I think these actors probably find Kojima quite refreshing compared to some smarmy agents.
Unflinching no buillshit creative vision full of actual conviction, not trying to frick you over with some shitty salespitch for the next mcshit movie.
Here's a list of people that he has been hanging out with in the last few years.
Directors:
>Nicolas Winding Refn
>Jordan Peele
>Guillermo del Toro
>George Miller
>Cohen bros
>J. J. Abrams
>Peter Jackson
>Edgar Wright
>Park Chan-Wook
Celebs:
>Grimes
>Mads Mikkelsen
>Léa Seydoux
>Keanu Reeves
>Robert DeNiro
>Norman Reedus
>Alec Baldwin
>Oscar Isaac
>Timothée Chalamet
>Elle Fanning
Probably forgetting a dozen or so, but you get the point about how he's likely working with some big names.
forgot a big one
Cage would be so fricking kino.
I want Cage and Keanu in a Kojima ludokino.
>first fnaf
>now kojima
Cage might end up as the most well-known vidya actor at this rate.
The only other American actor he could get into one of these insane games that could excite me more than Cage is Willem Dafoe.
I still can’t believe that guy was in a David Cage game. Clancy Brown was in a David Cage game! There’s another guy I’d like to see in a Kojima game.
soon...
Reedus/Gosling sounds like some Snake/Liquid shit.
The Goosler would unironically make a really good Liquid. I can see it in my minds eye. timothee chalamet as Raiden.
potentially Kanye as well
La creativad knows he cannot associate with anyone who names the israelite if he wants to get his hollywood "friends" on board
Imagine the kino Kojima could create if Kanye wakes him up to the israeli question.
the la-li-lu-le-lo question?
>Starring Kanye West as Scott Dolph
>Park Chan-Wook
That's random as frick.
god he is such a moronic normalhomosexual
Normies adore those people, but they would never interact or socialize with them. You need to be something different than a normie for that.
Does Kojima speak fluent English?
He speaks fluent engrish.
Yuck.
He seems to understand it alright but sucks at actually speaking out loud. He keeps a personal translator always around now so he can avoid embarrassing himself.
He's a westaboo
please understand
Something unfinished for Microsoft since there won’t be a plate to set it upon.
I like to think that the celebs think it will be a relatively easy and lucrative VA job and then when they get roped into it and Kojimbob starts sperging out in a foreign language they feel trapped and just have to go with it so they don't seem rude
seemed that way from what Sophia said kek https://youtu.be/8SegRMGH_K4?t=2661
some of them like that shit. Allegedly Patrick Stewart got a 50 page dossier on Uriel Septim before he Va'd the role and they asked him to read it if he could before acting. He said it was the best hes ever gotten, he wished people did it more.
Lea seems to enjoy the experience from what I can tell.
kojima is agenius!!
la creatividad...(yes, I'm not creative with my memes)
Hes somehow convinced vandamme to star in his game, probably has twin/eviltwin plotline.
Literally nothing he says ever means anything
>I-Including me, right?
>makes it big
>fails
>goes back to being a walmart cashier
HUGE F
Nah Joost is living a comfy neet life with her rich parents
did he scan hunter schaefer's tiny estrogenized penis and balls?
did she get erect too for that scan?
do you think there's footage of her jerking off on a soundstage?
Ganker garbage should stay clear away from videogames. And why kojimagays applaud this kind of development I have no idea.
Are you ashamed yet?
I am now, after seeing what happens to her and that horse. Now I understand
he was better before the total celebrity obsession
This nibba put celebs into MG1 (without asking their permission)
>seems more concerned with hanging out with celebrities than making a coherent, enjoyable video game
Yeah, what could go wrong?
Reminder.
Yeah, yeah, any day now. Square tried this over 20 years ago:
While Square ruled out any chance of a sequel to The Spirits Within before it was even completed, Sakaguchi intended to position Aki as being the "main star" for Square Pictures, using her in later games and films by Square, and including the flexibility of being able to modify aspects such as her age for such appearances.[27] Ming-Na said that she would be willing if asked to continue voicing Aki.[26] Aki only made one appearance outside of the film; in 2002 she appeared in a demonstration video that Square Pictures made to present to The Wachowskis before developing Final Flight of the Osiris for The Animatrix. The short film, appearing in the DVD's bonus content and featuring her with a slightly modified design, shows her acrobatically dueling a robot from the Matrix setting.[37] Shortly afterwards, Square Pictures was closed and absorbed into Square, which ceased using the character.
oh well
if they start making things that don't interest me I just won't buy them, simple as
i can't wait for Gankerermins to suck off Kojima and defend it when streaming of games become something normal in a decade or two while in the same time Gankerermins are shiting on cinematic experiences like Last of us