What the frick is the point of this stupid ass thing? It's like a more annoying version of Tingle.
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What the frick is the point of this stupid ass thing? It's like a more annoying version of Tingle.
>japanese humor.webm
Cry more
I think it’s unique and cute. Kids will like it. And i think it being cut off by Elephant Mario punting the goomba was funny.
It sounds way more bearable in the Japanese trailer. The lines are quieter and shorter and the voice actor isn't as annoying.
Mario Clippy
THE SKY WAS BLUE YEAH THE GRASS WAS GREEN
AND THAT'S THREE SQUARE MEALS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
chad
turn off the volume and just play some blink 182
Don't you have a step father to be mourning for
>Wowzers! Is that a talking flower?
i prefer talking onaholes.
It's starting.
I think it would be better if the characters themselves talked
they did it in the advance games
>JUST WHAT I NEEDED
those advance voices are just what we need now...
>THAT GOOMBA LOOKS SO SERENE! WAHOO! *fricking murders it*
WOOHOO JUST WHAT I NEEDED- GOTCHA!
>*endless demonic Toad noises*
>OH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
give them quips like left 4 dead or Vermintide characters
>SO THAT JUST HAPPENED
JUST WHAT I NEEDED
I unironically think this is why Mario and Yoshi sound different, there's going to be actual voice acting
please fricking no!
that shit already ruined zelda. get that absolute cancer away from mario.
I dont care what anyone says i grew up playing the shit out of mario advance and i love those stupid crusty ass voices
>sees a koopa
>MAMA-MIA LOOK-AT-DAT DIS KOOPA, I BETCHA YOU THINK HE NEEDS TO HAVE HIS TURTLES KNOCKED IN!
Yeah, I hope there's an option to turn off the flower, it just seems annoying.
the flower is going to be the most ignorable thing ever and you homosexuals are going to cry about it anyway
It looks annoying. It looks stupid. Even worse, it reminds me of dumb shit I saw in Mario Maker levels.
>most ignorable thing
I’m sure Navi and Fi were ignorable. Or Kratos’s “son” was ignorable. Or all the games where the player character monologues to himself. All ignorable. Just ignore audio. Turn off your ears.
whoever thought up this cringe mechanic should be fired
They liked the text chat in levels from mario maker
thats exactly what it is, isnt it?
These flowers just confuse me. Really awkward and just not funny. Why even make the decision to add these?
So the DSPs and Arin Hansons of the world can finish the game.
:O
Shut them up by shoving your wiener down their throat.
haha oh god I sure wouldn't want to be them hahaaaa....
I hate these stupid flowers and don't find them attractive but also I'd jerk off to that just to spite them.
that's a WONDERful idea!
>Incoming WyerFramez approaches
they're cute...
CUTE!!
They want the Mario Movie audience.
>more gimmick bullshit forced into core gameplay
welcome to 30 years of mario brothers you stupid fricking zoomer
>more
They're gonna pull a Flowey with this homosexual, aren't they.
this is fricking KINO why are you being such a b***h about it?
It better come complete with Toby Fox music in the final battle against him
Kino
Him saying that doesn't mean the flower is going to be the final boss, you idiots. It could just mean he is important to the story in any fashion and not a provider of tutorial text boxes.
Call it wishful thinking, but the homosexual flower is so annoying I genuinely want to beat it up, so I'm hoping that's the intention.
More likely he's the Flower prince in some cursed form, and your reward for beating the game is his cucking Mario out of Peach forever.
What forum is this?
Where do you think?
>it's been so long newbies can't recognize resetera
To be honest, that's a good thing. Frick Black folk scouring shitholes to bait for (you)s
Hold on now, dude. Are you saying newbies are a good thing now? What the frick.
>There's more to him than meets the eye
>This is my first acting role
and I hope it's your last spoiling VA homosexual
Bro the flower is annoying. It saying “roll roll roll” when you’re already halfway through the roll is stupid. I don’t mind some of the visual flair, but this feels like it was made for ADHD morons in mind.
>Posting from Resetera
>browsing resetera
gtfo vermin
nothing wrong with doing a little reconnaissance. you morontrannies do it all the time.
>G-G-GUYS IT WAS A JOKE I HAVE NOT SHARED ANY SECRETIVE INFORMATION RELATED TO ANY VIDEO GAME IN DEVELOPMENT OVER AT THE COMPANY NINTENDO TRUST ME
People put too much credit on resetera """sources"""
Well this 100% confirms it's Flowey. Is there anything Toby Fox CAN'T do?
Release chapters 3-5 in a timely manner obviously
Good for him 🙂
>dude Mario is literally like Undertale now trust me
I fricking hate modern voice actors, biggest attention prostitutes in the industry.
This is the replacement of the NSMB bahs, of course.
it adds to the drug trip vibe, hearing a voice describing the situation... it's hard to explain. eat some mushrooms and you'll get it.
DUDE
This is likely due to the random annoying shit you could add to levels in Mario Maker. Someone in Nintendo was “influenced” by that.
It's called SOVL
No wonder Ganker doesn't know what it is
yeah I think it's fun in a silly way
there is no way it's going to make it into the final game in more than a couple select places, if at all.
there is no way this can make it past playtest audiences if it's as prominent and abundant as the trialer make sit seem
It's a reference to through the looking glass
That depends entirely on how often he stops you from playing. I wouldn't mind it otherwise.
It doesn't seem like they stop you. More like some random npc you hear the voice when you pass close to them.
I want cute talking flowers to sass me
devs want to inject subtle bullshit into children's minds
it exists to jam your dick into
it's making fun of brits and their gay accent
I like them.
because you want to face frick them we know
It's such a bizarre addition but I actually like it. Curious if this means there's going to be more voice acting aside from that flower.
How long until someone draws these things sucking dick
It happened the moment the thought crossed your mind. That's how it works.
>We want the stream watcher audience
I wouldn't mind if it had personality and funny jokes, but so far it literally kind of looks like the
>uh... so THAT just happened
flavor of writing. If I was a kid I would probably love it though
After spending a few hours on Ganker today I've come to the conclusion that they put this character in the game to upset autistic people.
I very much hope they can either be turned off or made to speak gibberish
Last thing we need is a flower that secretly has a collection of frozen e-girls
And one with a girl's name
It sounds WAY less annoying in nip.
also free plantlight.
Too bad you won’t be able to change the language.
most shittendo games let you switch languages though? and if they don't, you can buy from the nip shop
just change the console region if in-game language options don't exist. Always works.
It's going to be the final boss. It's the Flying Fairy all over again.
Flying fairy?
Bravely Default: Flying Fairy had a bit of an easter egg where a major plot point was spoiled in the title if you removed the FF from the title since it's not a Final Fantasy game.
Even the changed english title Bravely Default: Where the Fairy Flies kept the easter egg.
HOLY HECK MARIO, THERE'S AN ENEMY COMING UP
I like that they actually have voice acting, it's really goofy and shifts the tone even that much farther from the sterile NSMB vibe.
I know Ganker is full of fatties, so people might not get this, but I'm reminded of Ring from Ring Fit.
Honestly Ring talking was always a little weird considering none of the other NPCs actually spoke lines of dialogue except for generic gibberish noises. It's like if you had a Star Wars movie with ONE talking human and the rest of the characters made droid beeps or alien grunts.
I didnt think it was weird...
Never played a JRPG before? Or an old VN.
There needed to be someone to talk considering it was an exercise game where you weren't always looking at the screen.
It's Rosalina in all the spinoffs
the flowers should've sounded like fludd
I don't like the direction they went with it. I prefer the one I saw in the Japanese trailer.
I'm hoping they're just part of an optional tutorial mode you can mute or turn off. But as long as they don't interupt gameplay, I'll be fine.
He cute. Got a new reaction image out of it.
lost
still doesn't justify their existence though
Basado
Fully voice-acted
...yeah i"m not doing that...
AND JUST LET HIM FRICKING DIE?
i'm sure that flower is the real villain and you'l team up with elephant bowser or something
>Nintendo’s version of Flower
I’m for it
I think they basically confirmed that it's a twist villain.
>villain that isn't bowser
sold
Don't do this to yourself. It's obviously going to be Bowser. The reason the flower feels "off" is that a bunch of sheltered old Japanese men are trying to be funny.
Pure, comical, reaction image material.
it's marios tulpa he dreamed up while high on shrooms
I don't care about this plant but Tingle was based and you're the reason why we no longer have good things.
Is Ganker loading images slow as shit for anyone else right now?
Anon them is plural, there are many talking flowers.
>knows zelda characters
>uses tingle as an example instead of navi, tatl, fi, ezlo, king of red lions, etc.
>Expecting "TLoZ fans" to actually play the games
If they did, there would barely be any fans.
probably the least-accurate series you could say that about you clueless snoy homosexual.
Welcome to The Legend of Zelda fandom, we have:
>Midna/Zelda/Link porn artists who don't play the games
>Speedrunners who try breaking the game so they have to play as little as possible
>Super Smash Bros. players who main TLoZ characters who don't play the games
>Ganker shitposters who use it for console wars, but don't play the games
>YouTube essayists who don't play the games but talk about them passionately like the series is influential
>Journalists who rate the game so highly who don't even play half the game
>Retro game reviewers not blinded by nostalgia who actually play the games and scratch their heads at the massive popularity the series garnered
>Play the game as little as possible
>By labbing out and spending way too much time studying strategies
>And likely only study this game because they played it normally before and loved it
Just say they're trans, you double Black person.
I think OP did mean to say Navi.
another thread about manchildren getting mad about children mascots?
The flower is wonderful.
I like the flower and bet it would feel amazing around your wiener
The edits of this are gonna be gr8 someone please do 9/11 was an inside job
this game feels like some nintendo dev played loco roco and patapon
holy shit a talking flashlight
Please PLEASE tell me twitter artist are going to have it drawn in oral focused scenes. We need more wiener sucking plants on the internet. Also the gameplay loop for 2d Mario has gotten more stale than CoD's 100th iteration.
He sounds really dry and uninteresting
It’s like someone took the narrator for the direct and slapped him in the game
Would’ve been better if it was gibberish like it normally is
good thread
the flowers remind me of the blue gnome.
we clippy now
I assumed that was their replacement for the talking blocks in Super Mario World
If I can change the voice to japanese I'll be happy
>annoying thing becomes good when asian
YWNBJ
Because it's inspired by Rayman and this thing replaces Murphy.