>Cover art is Barbie tier >Female lead >Main gimmick is playing dress up
I hate to say it OP but you’re full blown moronic. No excuse for being this dumb when there’s a demo.
>Cover art is Barbie tier >Female lead >Main gimmick is playing dress up
I hate to say it OP but you’re full blown moronic. No excuse for being this dumb when there’s a demo.
The game is not about playing dress up it's about doing stage performances on a stage play.
I 100% Princess Peach’s Showtime here’s what you get: >New dress and ribbon for getting everything >Can pay for every theater decoration since you have all the sparkles >Post-Game challenge of doing every level again looking for three hidden dudes behind fake walls for one (1) bonus dress.
I was hoping there would be a post-credits scene featuring Mario but Nintendo definitely wanted to commit to this being Peach’s story. It was fun, but some of the levels are basically autoscrollers and you gotta be super thorough when searching for collectibles.
The biggest issue with the game is that it's too short and easy. It's obvious the good feel developed it with a low budget in mind.
Playing dress up is having fun usually as a child or with a child and if it's with a child it's usually for entertaining the child when you're are dressing up to perform on the stage it's usually a professional job all you took an acting class in school to get a credit.
Remember when games were made for all ages and not exclusively children? Remember the NES era? Remember how kids could beat games like Battletoads back in the day, and nowadays grown men are crying because Sekiro is too hard? You ever think we got to the shitty state we are today because we give out shit like 12th place ribbons instead of telling people to rise to the challenge and better themselves?
Not that anon, ADHD is basically your brain's dopamine receptors not working properly so a lot of ADHD medications basically overclock them. For ADHD people, it levels them out. For normal people, it's low grade over the counter meth.
I 100% Princess Peach’s Showtime here’s what you get: >New dress and ribbon for getting everything >Can pay for every theater decoration since you have all the sparkles >Post-Game challenge of doing every level again looking for three hidden dudes behind fake walls for one (1) bonus dress.
I was hoping there would be a post-credits scene featuring Mario but Nintendo definitely wanted to commit to this being Peach’s story. It was fun, but some of the levels are basically autoscrollers and you gotta be super thorough when searching for collectibles.
True, though the boss challenges for the last 15 gems are also post-game. I think those and the rehearsals are the attempts at challenges for a moderately skilled audience, though I'm surprised that not every costume had a rehearsal. General gem searches would benefit from some kind of chapter select feature given how much this game harps on spectacle. The hide-and-seek stuff was basically filler except for the third one on Dashing Thief-2, frick whoever decided to put that guy there.
>Nintentards are so brain dead that they’ll buy a game made for 12 year old girls and then complain about how the game is made for 12 year old girls
Not surprised honestly
It's definitely not a 10 and I've been waiting for a new Peach game since 2006. That said, it's damn funny that it beat Dragon's Dogma 2 and Rise of the Ronin.
I gave it a download and beat it in one sitting, it's not really a game for 30 year old men but I could see young girls and kids enjoying it.
It's simple good quality fun for the kids
And it teaches young women a good message about uplifting others with your coochie powers
uhm it's acshutually for 10+ year old girls not only 12 year olds
You do know Mario is a kid friendly franchise yes?
It was literally made for 12 year old girls, not 32 year old manchildren.
>Cover art is Barbie tier
>Female lead
>Main gimmick is playing dress up
I hate to say it OP but you’re full blown moronic. No excuse for being this dumb when there’s a demo.
>one copy of princess peach: showtime!, please
>What is this? A game for 12 year old girl?
Sure is. Not a damn thing wrong with that, either.
>unironically bought a game for little girls where the main theme is playing dress up
how many weeks into HRT are you now, sis?
0. I've been a Peachgay since the late 90s, though.
The game is not about playing dress up it's about doing stage performances on a stage play.
The biggest issue with the game is that it's too short and easy. It's obvious the good feel developed it with a low budget in mind.
>toddler game is too easy
I swear the balding 30yo nintengays are one special breed of moronness.
And when you perform on a stage you typically have to what anon?
Playing dress up is having fun usually as a child or with a child and if it's with a child it's usually for entertaining the child when you're are dressing up to perform on the stage it's usually a professional job all you took an acting class in school to get a credit.
Do we know if the games are successful one off or possibly the start of a series or financial failure yet?
Remember when games were made for all ages and not exclusively children? Remember the NES era? Remember how kids could beat games like Battletoads back in the day, and nowadays grown men are crying because Sekiro is too hard? You ever think we got to the shitty state we are today because we give out shit like 12th place ribbons instead of telling people to rise to the challenge and better themselves?
The average kid in the NES era wasn't hopped up on adderall 24/7 and could actually play those games for more than 30 minutes before becoming bored.
Adderall increases attention span anon, you have it backwards
Not that anon, ADHD is basically your brain's dopamine receptors not working properly so a lot of ADHD medications basically overclock them. For ADHD people, it levels them out. For normal people, it's low grade over the counter meth.
I 100% Princess Peach’s Showtime here’s what you get:
>New dress and ribbon for getting everything
>Can pay for every theater decoration since you have all the sparkles
>Post-Game challenge of doing every level again looking for three hidden dudes behind fake walls for one (1) bonus dress.
I was hoping there would be a post-credits scene featuring Mario but Nintendo definitely wanted to commit to this being Peach’s story. It was fun, but some of the levels are basically autoscrollers and you gotta be super thorough when searching for collectibles.
True, though the boss challenges for the last 15 gems are also post-game. I think those and the rehearsals are the attempts at challenges for a moderately skilled audience, though I'm surprised that not every costume had a rehearsal. General gem searches would benefit from some kind of chapter select feature given how much this game harps on spectacle. The hide-and-seek stuff was basically filler except for the third one on Dashing Thief-2, frick whoever decided to put that guy there.
>Nintentards are so brain dead that they’ll buy a game made for 12 year old girls and then complain about how the game is made for 12 year old girls
Not surprised honestly
>e10
WHICH IS FINE BY ME
Showtime is mostly action sequences and there are guns in it. In retrospect, the rating's not that surprising.
why did he do it bros
Tell me this isn't the only Switch game coming out this year.
>the famitsu threads are full of fanboys declaring this game to be a 10/10 masterpiece because they can't go 5 seconds without console warring
It's definitely not a 10 and I've been waiting for a new Peach game since 2006. That said, it's damn funny that it beat Dragon's Dogma 2 and Rise of the Ronin.
I gave it a download and beat it in one sitting, it's not really a game for 30 year old men but I could see young girls and kids enjoying it.
It's simple good quality fun for the kids
And it teaches young women a good message about uplifting others with your coochie powers
It's shitty shovelware
>game has white blonde girl, dressed like an actual woman, not like a man for once
> Ganker complains
Y'all are homosexuals as usual
us modded switch sisters got the game for free 🙂
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