What the frick is this? Pokemon should ended after gen 2.

What the frick is this? Pokemon should ended after gen 2.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bread dachshund. Why does it send you into shrieking shitfits reserved for teenage girls not being able to buy something at the mall?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >/thread

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >/bread/

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >/bread/

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats a good one

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    gen 5 was where it started getting questionable

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't question Gen 1's rock snake, rocks with arms, virtual reality polygons, eggs that become a palm tree, racist caricature, two-legged electric frog, or fetus?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah those where cool. Up until gen3 it's acceptable. Gen 4 had the first horrible designs where they started adding mustaches and shit amd then Gen 5 was even worse. Good designs onwards are very rare and mostly exceptions.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's cool in my childhood, but when I grow up it stops being cool

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes. the designs in earlier gens were just better and more aesthetic. Simple as

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of course they were, you were a child and thought everything was perfect. then you grew up and became a bitter jaded butthole who hates everything.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                nope, the artists were just better.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, just like how Disney is better than anything else that came after them.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alakazam has mustache though

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's fine because it's Gen 1, which is perfect and infallible. Anything after Gen 1 is garbage troony homosexualry made by troons and normies.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok slur spammer

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unironically yes.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes because Gen1 designs are from the natural world you stupid fricking zoomer moron

              a dog made out of bread is not a pokemon

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Magnimite. Natural world.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what are magnets
                are you really this braindead? there's no possible way

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep. Magnets with eyes and antigravitational flight. Mmhm. Real natural, buddy. Just like Staryu and Starmie. And Porygon. REAL natural.
                Meanwhile, Bread dog? Wheat? Found in nature? Combined with a dog? UNNATURAL.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you think that inspired by the natural world is the same thing as copy paste from the natural world?
                it's true what they say about zoomers I guess

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your mentality is "If it isn't literally my mom's X then it's not a Pokemon".

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                nice dodge

                Oh, tell me, what NATURAL thing is Porygon, zoomie.

                looks like a duck or bird made out of stone, are you dumb or stupid?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >looks like a duck or bird made out of stone

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah this definitely doesnt look birdlike at all haha 🙂

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's one of those dipping toys you put on a glass. And it's also made out of computer code, hard light, Star Trek technology. That's as far away from nature and the real world as you can get.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's one of those dipping toys you put on a glass
                you mean those bird like toys? cant be
                >And it's also made out of computer code, hard light, Star Trek technology. That's as far away from nature and the real world as you can get.
                wow thats crazy, i dont remember asking about it's lore. it's almost like we were talking about what it's design is inspired from

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                All Pokemon are inspired by something from the real world. Be it animal, vegetable, mineral, man-made, mythology, pop culture, ghost stories, etc. So I don't know what exactly your point is.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you? It was a digitally created pokemon made by Team Rocket, it's literally made of polygons.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, tell me, what NATURAL thing is Porygon, zoomie.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because Gen1 designs are from the natural world

                The Gastly line are ghosts, fantasy beings.
                Jynx and Electabuzz are oni and yokai, fantasy beings.
                Magmar is a type of dragon called a salamander, a fantasy being.
                Porygon is a virtual reality projection of pixels and polygons.
                The Dratini line are dragons, fantasy creatures.
                Mewtwo is Frieza from the hit manga Dragonball.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shit bait. Trannies did not exist in the mainstream back in 1997.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          gen 5 had some awful designs but there were also some of the best in the whole series. It was a weird gen, gen 4 was kind of like that as well

          after gen 5 tho they just got straight up fricking lazy

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            BALL. WITH. EYES. The fricking nerve of you to say other gens are lazy when gen 1 had a BALL WITH EYES.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >after gen 5 tho they just got straight up fricking lazy

            Lazy how?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          gen 1 was also trash
          you fell for the marketing, which i will admit, was pretty damn good
          pokeshit was always a mediocre franchise with really bad/lazy designs and it only got popular because of the few good designs that got shilled harder than the rest
          no way there are unironic fans of something like jynx, onix, machoke, voltorb/electrode and other literal who mons that are hardly memorable
          the series got hard carried by the likes of pikachu, charizard and mewtwo

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, Onix had a bad ass voice in the anime.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Charizard is literally just an orange dragon and mewtwo is just furgay freiza

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              and they are still thousand times more popular than whatever other trash exists in gen 1
              dont tell me you are a literal moron who believes gen 1 mons like bellsprout and goldeen are making the company millions, if not billions, of dollars of profit through merchandise
              pokeshit was ALWAYS a mediocre franchise with lazy and bad designs
              only the handful few designs carried the series
              there is a reason these hacks continue to shill and pander mons like pikachu, charizard, mewtwo in every gen

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder that Gen 8 hardcore-shilled three Gen 1 Pokemon: Charizard, Machamp, and Gengar.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there is a reason these hacks continue to shill and pander mons like the royal knights
                FIFY
                Now get the frick out of the thread

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              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The frick are you carrying on about, he said nothing about digimon.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                just a pokeBlack person's inferiority complex showing off

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's wild that the biggest franchise on the planet still thinks of Digimon every day. You don't see Mariogays going "Oh Super Mario Sunshine is so Gex."

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now I want a Mario/Gex crossover game.

                >anon didn't mention their agenda so it's not actually there
                [...]
                >inferiority
                >when it's Pokemon vs a series that's been on life support for over a decade
                lol
                lmao even

                Since when were Pikachu, Charizard, and Mewtwo the Royal Knights?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Since when were Pikachu, Charizard, and Mewtwo the Royal Knights?
                >Knowing what the Royal Knights are
                Thanks for officially announcing your agenda rather than continuing to skirt around mentioning why you clicked on a Pokemon thread. Now back off

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              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how dare you know about more things that just pokemon?!

                Also YOU were the one who brought up Digimon for no reason, fricktard. Are you brain-damaged or just moronic?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how dare you know about more things that just pokemon?!
                Yeah, I shouldn't have known about the Royal Knights myself
                >Also YOU were the one who brought up Digimon for no reason
                Yep, because the digigays here were refraining from mentioning as that would instantly reveal why the hell they even clicked on a thread
                >Are you brain-damaged or just moronic?
                When it comes to identifying digigays? No

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, homosexual, troony, you took what someone said about three POKEMON, changed it to something about Digimon, then accused THEM of bringing up Digimon. I don't know what drugs you're on, but you need to stop abusing them.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude, homosexual, troony, you took what someone said about three POKEMON
                That wasn't my first reply to one of those anons
                >changed it to something about Digimon
                Yeah, because they're well familiar with it
                >then accused THEM of bringing up Digimon.
                Where the hell did I mention that they brought up Digimon? If anything it's the fricking opposite since it was calling them out by attempting to be vague with
                >monster collecting franchise

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, no, you're brain-damaged and obsessed. Enjoy the rest of your night and try not to harm yourself.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No actual rebuttal so he's going with the projection
                Enjoy the rest of your night too, anon

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anon didn't mention their agenda so it's not actually there

                just a pokeBlack person's inferiority complex showing off

                >inferiority
                >when it's Pokemon vs a series that's been on life support for over a decade
                lol
                lmao even

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think they're all subjective and each one of them is equally stupid

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, Mewtwo is just Giegue/Giygas

              Take a Melody
              Simple as can be
              Give it some words and
              Sweet harmony
              Raise your voices,
              All day long now,
              Love grows strong now
              Sing a melody of love
              Oh, love

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Has GF ever fully admitted that Mewtwo is a Giygas reference?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >mewtwo
              pretty sure it was based in Giygas from Mother 1, as far as I know some of the devs worked on both games.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off. As a whole, gen 5 has some of the best designs among the entire series.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trubbish opinion

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >racist caricature

        Still better than fricking Gardevoir

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gardevoir has a mouth, so it can kiss you. It's also so devoted and affectionate to its Trainer it will give its life to protect them. It's also in the Humanshape Egg Group, meaning you can have a family with it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's also in the Humanshape Egg Group, meaning you can have a family with it.
            2 nukes etc

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks pretty cool

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love how people complain that pokemon evolutions are lazy now.
        "Oh it just gets bigger", "oh it just stood up!", Gen 1 started all that shit.
        >It gets Bigger
        Poliwhirl, Pigeotto, Clefairy, Grimer, Mankey, Growlithe, Seel, Voltorb, Cubone
        >it just stands up!?
        Slowpoke, Rhyhorn
        And for the bonus round
        >It just gets more angry!
        Poliwhirl.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up about Gen 1, Unovabortion.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love when I criticize gen 1, I get labled a later gen. Guess what. Pokemon's just a bad series in general. I hate EVERY generation. I hate the anime. I hate the spinoffs. I hate the cards. I hate the toys. You fell for the shitty marketing ploy and ate that shit up like it was your last meal.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              yep, i have the same opinion
              pokemon has always been a mediocre franchise carried solely by the few good designs
              i love how poketards claim other monster collector franchises suck because they dont have good monster designs, while pokeshit itself is plagued by terrible/lazy monster designs
              its clear these people only care about one monster collector franchise, and that is pokeshit

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pokémon was never good?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never. All the designs are uninspired, and it's concept alone was stolen from an Ultraman tv show.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how they tried to do the eyes but still rounded them and gave them eyeshadow.

  3. 6 months ago
    Moose

    Living bread.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a hotdog you moron

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to eat that dog

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen one had literally a ball with vegita's eyes.
    >BUT IT'S MEANT TO BE A MIMIC
    It's a fricking BALL. WITH. EYES.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ that looks delicious

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should’ve ended after Gen 5

    Pixel Art will always age better, let’s make that clear

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      true
      i want to live in the alternate timeline where pokemon never switched to 3d

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >off-scale Regirock
        soulless

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >could've had the gen 5 or mystery dungeon sprite style for all games going forward
      >instead we get perma-flying mons until Gen 9 fixed a problem gen 6 created, lag that not even emulation can fix in all games moving forward, dex cuts to sell a data storage service in Pokemon Home
      I'm sure other anons have mentioned more issues already

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon designs died when they started letting westerners make dogshit like ice cream cones with googly eyes and birds wearing diapers.

    anything else is cope from a shitnova fanboy. gen 5 is disgusting and ruined the series in every aspect.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, gen 1 had not one, not two, but THREE BALLS WITH EYES! THAT'S the epitome of lazy.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any gen 5 was so lazy, they took the laziest designs from Gen 1, made them even lazier, and put Black person lips on them

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Black person lips

          Those have been another staple of Japanese anime for decades, too. Dragonball had characters with lips like those.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          HAHA FUNNY AMONGUS HAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAH GOOGLE POKEMON 591! GET IT? IT'S AMONGUS! SUS IMPOSTER! FUNNY FUNNY AMONGUS

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fungus Amongus

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Foongus did the mimic thing better then Voltorb.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            How? Voltorb looks like a Pokeball, so it makes sense why you’d mistake it for an item. Amogus is a mushroom with a Pokeball design on its head; you should be able to see that it’s a mushroom from a mile away. NO ONE would mistake it for a Pokeball.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Voltorb's 2 fricking feet tall.
              Foongus, Amoongus' prevolution, is literally the size of a pokeball, making more sense that it's easier to mistake for an actual pokeball. I admit Voltorb worked better for gen 1 and 2.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >birds wearing diapers

      Dude, animes like Kimba the White Lion had shit like that decades before Pokemon existed. You people are so hard up to manufacture outrage you just flail around like trannies for anything to shit yourselves moronic over.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turner has been /vp/'s go to boogeyman for everything they hate about modern Pokemon even making fake images listing Pokemon he never designed (see pic related) being attributed to him.

        Keep in mind that Turner has been designing Pokemon since Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness but that won't stop them from seeing him as someone who was just hired a few years ago.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >XD

          Frick off.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Making the Klingklang line be the same mon 3 times unironically is pretty rough, but other than that, I like all of the other mons there.
          What Gayfreak did to Meltan is gay as frick though, pain in the ass to PKHeX a legal one into Home.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Making the Klingklang line be the same mon 3 times unironically is pretty rough
            Dugtrio, Magneton. It's OK when Gen 1 does it!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly. Gen 1 is perfection, all other gens are filth.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gen 1 is just as trash. Watch the tv show it stole from and see how better monsters can be.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I wanted to watch a moron in spandex slap actors in sweaty costumes then yeah I'd watch ultraman

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it's so moronic, why did Satoshi steal the idea of capsule monsters from it?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                1. Is the concept of giant creatures exclusive to ultraman
                2. Is pokemon about a giant dude fricking around with giant monsters

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh you moron.
                >Ultraseven, when he couldn't transform, used CAPSULE MONSTERS to fight OTHER MONSTERS.
                >Pokemon's original name was Capsumon.
                Gee. It's like, the idea was stolen.

                are you ESL? it would all make sense if you are

                >He called me out, better call them an ESL despite using proper English.

                Jacky chan

                That's hitmonchan. Frick you Zoomies can't even get that right?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He called me out, better call them an ESL despite using proper English.
                another standard dodge
                where in my post did I say that hitmonlee is an animal
                i'll wait

                youre either ESL are the reading comprehension of someone that is

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here

                wrong. my argument was that the standard was set from designed inspired from the natural world
                even hitmonlee and hitmonchan are designs that resemble bipedal animals that have been trained to do martial arts

                you think thats comparable to a fricking ice cream cone?

                >hitmonlee and hitmonchan are designs that resemble bipedal animals
                Hitmonchan is animal/human like, yes, but Hitmonlee? Doesn't even have a mouth and has fricking spring legs. No fricking natural creature has that.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                they're designed after Jacky chan and Bruce lee

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're only compared to those two cause of their Americanized names. Their Japanese names don't fricking reference those two.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bruce lee has spring legs though, and he's a creature that existed.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bruce Lee wasn't the fricking inspiration for Hitmonlee. Where in the Japanese name 'Sawamular' is Bruce Lee mentioned?

                I was born the same year legend of Zelda came out. what the frick are you talking about?

                Yeah, born when Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword came out.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't speak Japanese dude. too many alphabets

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The name is

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                how can you be so brain rotted that you can't distinguish any nuance between words?
                "designs that resemble bipedal animals" is not the same as MUST BE EXACTLY LIKE BIPEDAL ANIMALS

                no fricking bug looks like pinsir and has a face like that walking around on 2 legs, but we know that it's inspired from insects

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's wrong though?
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_beetle

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                god damn this site needs to purge all ESLs

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You said no bug looks like Pinsir. And I provided evidence. I clearly must be an ESL.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                wrong again
                I said no bug looks like pinsir AND has a face like pinsir AND walks on 2 legs like pinsir to substantiate my earlier claim about not requiring 1for1 copypaste from the natural world, but just to have designs inspired from it. pinsir is obviously a beetle, but a beetle doesn't have its face or the same horns or walks on 2 legs
                frick you ESL

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pokémon aren't real, dude.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                ah ok, I forgot this discussion was about if pokemon were real or not
                nice derail

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the anon you were replying to. I think you're both moronic

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, we can identify what Pinsir is, and it's 'grounded in reality' making it a good design. But when we identify an icecream cone, which is also a thing in reality, with eyes and a mouth that don't appear on it in the real world, it's a bad design. Gotchya.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                YES YOU FRICKING homosexualS ANYTHING AFTER GEN ONE IS TRASH

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >GEN ONE IS TRASH
                At least you got that right. The whole franchise is trash. Fricking grow up and watch La Blue Girl.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                if la blue girl is so great where are all the video games?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                PC98.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's cool about Pokémon is anything can be a pokemon, like this bag of chips or an empty beer can sitting in front of me

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >grounded in reality
                this is the reason I think you're ESL. I have to reiterate for a 2nd time that I never once made any arguments about pokemon needing to be "grounded in reality"
                keep fighting those ghosts though i guess

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh right, you're the tard who screams that you can't recognize some things that newer pokemon are based off of.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                another convincing argument
                I've definitely changed my mind now!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still waiting for your argument. Prove to me why it's OK for a cycloptic magnet and a rock and a pile of sludge can be pokemon, but ice cream can't.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                because the 2 former are designs inspired from the natural world, the latter is not
                i know it's hard to read words for your ESL brain

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, so Grimer isn't from the natural world. You judge my reading comprehension and call me an ESL?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you're talking about me saying 2 former, I mistyped trying to say 3 former
                if you weren't ESL you could have discerned that.

                or do you think sludge/grime/mud isn't part of the natural world?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, sludge isn't natural. It's literally made by humans as a result of pollution. Watch Captain Planet or something, you literal zoomer.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                go to a swamp

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's slime and mud, anon. Grimer's not that. It's literally toxic sludge, they even theorize in the first fricking game that it's human pollution brought to life by MOON RAYS. So natural, right?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                pokemon was also created by humans

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean yeah, you go to Gamefreak HQ and get the eevee at the top in Celadon. Meaning they can put 'unnatural things' in the game. Since they're literal entities in the game.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                anything can be a pokemon. just because it's man made toxic sludge doesn't mean it doesn't exist

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just because it's sentient floating ice covered in snow to look like an icecream cone, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                grimer's described as "born from sludge in dirty streams or seabeds"
                sludge exists in the natural world

                but the lore isn't relevant to the argument of designs being inspired from the natural world. i dont know how many times I have to explain that to you ESLs

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                In one of the gen 1 games, it might have been Yellow, they say it was trash brought to life by moon beams or some shit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                which has absolutely nothing to do with my post

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, is your malfunction the Pokemon that aren't solely based on living animals and plants? Or the Pokemon that aren't based on "natural things"? Or the Pokemon that are anything man-made like ghosts, gods, genies, and other myths?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh ok

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's wrong though?
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_beetle

                how can you be so brain rotted that you can't distinguish any nuance between words?
                "designs that resemble bipedal animals" is not the same as MUST BE EXACTLY LIKE BIPEDAL ANIMALS

                no fricking bug looks like pinsir and has a face like that walking around on 2 legs, but we know that it's inspired from insects

                >NO SEE, IT NEEDS TO HAVE A FACE LIKE PINSIR TO LOOK LIKE IT, YOU FRICKING ESL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The ultramangay that was on /vp/ a while back? How's it been?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Met Ultraman, Ultraseven and Ultraman Blazar at New York Comic Con and laughed at the fact DBZ turned into Muppet Babies.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Met Ultraman, Ultraseven and Ultraman Blazar at New York Comic Con
                Sounds fun if nobody reeked
                >DBZ turned into Muppet Babies
                Literal manchild Goku is very fricking to me too kek

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't know he made the Aegislash line.
          I actually like that one. The other ones are all complete garbage.

          I think Ghost type is a free get out of jail card as long as you make it "Ghost is possessing an object" you can make anything work. The Sandcastle and anchor would've been ok if they didn't look like complete shit and had some interesting design elements.
          Usually, pokemon have an element of an animal/object, the elemental/type flair and then something sort of unexpected that gives it a lot of flare and personality.
          All of his designs except Aegislash miss the last one and I don't understand why no one from GF told him "Hey you're missing the secret sauce bro, do over"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aegislash for Smash!

      Better than those other 2 Aegis prostitutes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >birds wearing diapers
      That's part if its eggshell you dumbshit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's not wrong. allowing morons to design pokemon was a mistake.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was a random skull it decided to wear, like Cubone.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          no it's an eggshell diaper

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a skull, you dingus. And by the anatomy, a human skull.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              whatever goober, it still looks stupid.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      insane that they even entertained the idea of hiring white pigs to design pokemon

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon I've been playing since Red, back when I was 4, and that is my fav mon design of all time.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a terrible design. new game freak is trash

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 6 > 4) anything after that doesn’t exist)

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it
    Post a nu-mon that you do like
    Also Pokemon started dying as early as Gen 3

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have way too many favorites, so here's three.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Put your dick back in your pants Anon.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't stick my dick in frogs.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't stick your dick in women either homo.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Projecting doesn't become you.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The frog is the hottest one moron.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The tryhards trio

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i actually really like dachsbun
    its ability is funny too

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO NEED TO BE THE VERY BEST
    YOU'LL STILL BUY EVERY GAME
    (DUN DUN DUN)
    SELLING THEM IS NO REAL TEST
    POKEMON IS HERE TO STAY

    YOU CAN COMPLAIN ALL YOU WANT
    BUT WE WILL NEVER CHANGE
    (DUN DUN DUN)

    YOU POKEDRONES, YOU DONT PHASE US
    BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL THE SAAAAME

    POKEDRONES! GONNA BUY EM ALL!
    IT'S EASY AS PIE!
    WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY!
    POKEDRONES!

    OOOOH CALL GAMEFREAK GAY, BUT YOU KNOW WE'RE HERE TO STAAAY

    POKEDRONES! GONNA BUY EM ALL!
    YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!
    YOU'RE GETTING BOTH VERSIONS TOO!

    WE LOVE TAKING CASH FROM YOU!
    POOOOOKE DROOOOONES!

    GONNA BUY EM ALL!
    GONNA BUY EM AAAALL!

    POKEDRONES!

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cute and looks delicious.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a neopet

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    food mons were dumb as far back as exeggcute

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretty simple design that meshes a real dog breed with real world pastries, AND doesn't shoehorn them too hard in your face
    >bad

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it’s charming you dumb homosexual, you’re just old

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    fidough or its evolution dachsbund idk

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey guys check out this gen8 pokemon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 9, actually

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking yikes i was joking

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ceruledge is awesome, I will not have you sully it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >even has a gay name
            there actually isn't any hope for pokemon

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Half of Gen 1 is gay names, you admit Pokemon never had a chance.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                another convincing zoomer argument

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              it is beyond saving, true

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            why would they even give it a megman attack???

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why not? The irony is that the megaman artist didn't design that, he design the Garganacl line.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                gargleanal?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Salt Rock pokemon aka FRICK GHOST and FRICK status conditions.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I unironically like Garganacl's design.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              he was never book smart, he's money smart

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 9, actually

      fricking yikes i was joking

      Ceruledge is awesome, I will not have you sully it.

      >even has a gay name
      there actually isn't any hope for pokemon

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers will defend this btw

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's there to defend?
          I like Megaman, so I like those pokemon, simple as that

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah everything should be a pokemon XD
            why have standards?

            I hope they make a Darth Vader pokemon next 🙂

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, should have more balls with Dragon Ball Z eyes! LOL!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              What fricking standards do I need to have according to you? You sound like a homosexual. I don't care what you think I should like, I'll take my Megaman Starforce pokemon thank you

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                no its good, frick standards. i want my potato chips bag to be a pokemon next haha

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >loses an argument
                >spergs out
                Typical genwunner.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                i should have countered with the unbeatable argument of "you sound like a homosexual" you're absolutely right

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't an argument, it was a fact homosexual.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You where probably born after the first 150 pokemon. And it shows.

                more ironclad arguments
                how do I get this good?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you literally want more 'a rat but purple' and 'a snake but purple' cause that's the essence of Pokemon? Not the fact they're meant to be monsters? Just animals repainted? Christ almighty.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Pokemon started grounded in reality and should have stayed there. Instead we have garbage like skyscrapers that evolve into bridges, a shitload of men in furry suits, fricking gods, ice cream cones, garbage bags, keychains, and copypaste genies.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mmhm, grounded in reality. Just ignore Koffing's existence.

                are you incapable of understanding what a standard is? just say that next time
                Gen1 set the standard for pokemon designs because the designs are inspired from the natural world. the reason people hate the later generations is because it goes against this standard

                if you can't understand that, there's no helping you and you're truly lost

                Koffing.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anthropomorphized smog creature
                are you moronic or something?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you incapable of understanding what a standard is? just say that next time
                Gen1 set the standard for pokemon designs because the designs are inspired from the natural world. the reason people hate the later generations is because it goes against this standard

                if you can't understand that, there's no helping you and you're truly lost

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Pokemon started grounded in reality and should have stayed there. Instead we have garbage like skyscrapers that evolve into bridges, a shitload of men in furry suits, fricking gods, ice cream cones, garbage bags, keychains, and copypaste genies.

                People will just invent things to be angry about and Ganker shows it every day. Imagine being upset because you made yourself believe that Gamefreak shared your "standard"

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gamefreak has been the same company since its inception
                this is your brain on zoomerism

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Pokemon started grounded in reality and should have stayed there. Instead we have garbage like skyscrapers that evolve into bridges, a shitload of men in furry suits, fricking gods, ice cream cones, garbage bags, keychains, and copypaste genies.

                What's natural about Voltorb, Zoomie?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we cant draw inspiration from the natural pokemon world either!
                based moron zoomer

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                All of the generations do that, yet you shit your dick and balls off in fury over everything after Gen 1 doing so.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                you make animals look monster like and still have a good design
                Scyther is so fricking sick and it's literally a bug

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You where probably born after the first 150 pokemon. And it shows.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >yeah everything should be a pokemon

              Yep, including rocks, magnets, yokai, oni, and fetuses.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                even the supernatural japanese pokemon at least have natural world inspirations, they still look like animalistic creatures unique on their own

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why do these Pocket Monsters look like monsters?!

                Hmm, that's a mystery!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate Capcom

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the bread dog gives you free bread though?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      "The pleasant aroma that emanates from this Pokémon’s body helps wheat grow, so Dachsbun has been treasured by farming villages."
      "The surface of this Pokémon's skin hardens when exposed to intense heat, and its body has an appetizing aroma."

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to Missionary Tinkaton on her hammer while licking her feet

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >while licking her feet
      And I almost called you my homie...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not appreciating a Woman’s Body from head to toe, or in this case a Pokémon

        Get real

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuties!

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Digimon has always been my jam, personally.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a skullgreymon fan myself

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice, dude! The Keramon line is my personal favourite, but I can respect an anon who loves them undead digimon.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Digimon kicks ass

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hell yeah.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              you like Digimon world? my little sister stole my psx copy that I stole from here, and I found the disk in a video game resale shop for $2

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, been replaying World Next Order too.
                Currently replaying Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth yet again.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I should play the other games. Digimon world 2 put a bad taste in my mouth so I didn't play any of the other games

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's glazed dognut

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baked cookie ripe for cream filling

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This temporarily mogged Pokemon in Japan

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >manage to steal the torch from the biggest franchise of the world against all odds
      >get very popular artists like Gashi at the time to join the hype train
      >influence Pokemon by making them force Rotom into various objects and be the MC's voice box
      >frick it all up by releasing the same game three times in the first year, then selling the same sequel three times the next year
      >become irrelevant outside of Japan after barely 2 and a half years
      I'm mad this sex queen is pretty much gone for good but it was a good run.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, it had nothing to do with japmanchildren choosing to play pokeshit sword/shield after getting a taste of shit through the lets go games
        it didnt even get localized to other languages because it sold so poorly in the manchild country

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      NFTs?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, most of them are in the retail games and a few are from the gacha I believe.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    bagels taste like shit

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing Violet
    >challending Mela
    >send out Ceruledge
    >the only thing Torkoal can do is Clear Smog, which does diddly jack shit
    >her car can't do anything at all except Screech impotently because its only other move is Fire-type and Ceruledge's Flash Fire completely nullifies it

    I never laughed so hard in my life, I love my Mega Man Zero haunted armor.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >/vp/ shitposters go to Ganker to spew their shit, now
    Fantastic.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you been to /vp/ recently? Every thread is Cynthia vore.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's tried to posting his shit here too as well as on /vg/ (the Masters general) and /lgbt/ (where he got banned)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I'm well aware of the voreposter.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite pokemon is scyther. my little sis was a gym trainer at our local comic shop and I killed her charazard with him. it was a major upset

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you make animals look monster like and still have a good design
      Scyther is so fricking sick and it's literally a bug

      good taste, anon. you're a man of culture.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't get over the fact that OP's image looks like a cross between a dog, and a Bavarian cream donut

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd have to be crazy to b***h about Fidough and Dachsbun, they're adorable.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Lapras had fangs? Good times.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't go wrong with original lapras.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >POKEMON ARE JUST FURRIES NOW
    Ninetails, Arcanine, Charizard, Nidoqueen, Raichu
    >POKEMON SHOULDN'T WEAR CLOTHES
    Machoke, Machamp, Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Primeape, Hitmonchan, Jynx
    >POKEMON IS TOO CUTESY NOW
    Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Clefairy, Eevee
    >POKEMON BASED ON OBJECTS ARE CRINGE
    Magnemite, Magneton, Geodude, Graveler, Golem, Onix, Voltorb, Electrode
    >ALL POKEMON MUST BE NATURAL AND BASED IN REALITY
    Dratini, Dragonair, Dragonite, Mewtwo, Voltorb, Electrode, Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam
    Go ahead, call me an 'insert the current gen i hate here'. Pokemon's been a shit series from 1990 when Satoshi first copyrighted the concept art for Ivysaur. Fricking grow up, evolve your flavor pallet, and broaden your horizons. Pokemon, in general, is a stolen concept from a tv show in 1967.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      who are you arguing with? I agree with what you said though

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        this guy really fighting shadows lmao

        >people for years whining and crying about these things nonstop
        >someone brings this up
        >"What are you talking about? Who are you quoting? Why are you making shit up? Nobody has ever said that!"

        Every single time. It's like Republicans saying something then denying they said it two minutes later.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh you're a far left progressive transvestite. you should have just said that you were moronic to begin with.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >OH SHIT DEFLECT DEFLECT BUZZWORDS AWAY!!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm going to stop talking to you now

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord done split ya.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you were this anon

                Oh you moron.
                >Ultraseven, when he couldn't transform, used CAPSULE MONSTERS to fight OTHER MONSTERS.
                >Pokemon's original name was Capsumon.
                Gee. It's like, the idea was stolen.
                [...]
                >He called me out, better call them an ESL despite using proper English.
                [...]
                That's hitmonchan. Frick you Zoomies can't even get that right?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't stand the fact that Satoshi blatantly took an idea from a 1967 tv series about a dude in spandex, huh? Why do you think Gen 1 has the most kaiju-mons in it? Why do you think Machop exists?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk what you're talking about. Gen 1 is my favorite

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny, cause the way you deflect and screech about it, it sounds like you where born when gen 6 came out.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was born the same year legend of Zelda came out. what the frick are you talking about?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this guy really fighting shadows lmao

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't handle the truth huh?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >maybe if i ignore the arguments and make mine up i'll sound right!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >muh arguments
            All the arguments addressed in that post are real. NO Pokemon design is original. Charizard? The world had a bipedal fire breathing dragon with wings on it's back since 1973.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >NO Pokemon design is original
              insane that youre still going after ghost arguments, I never alluded once that "Original" design is a requirement for the standard that Gen1 set

              but it makes sense I was replying to a literal crazy person this whole time

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your requirement was 'the design has to be grounded in reality', then deflected when someone brought up Koffing and Weezing like a schizo, claiming 'IT'S ANTHROPAMORPZIED' like a moron. You also have creatures like Hitmonlee, who literally is the most unnatural and ungrounded creature in gen 1. Go one, defend it.
                >inb4 it's a martial artist

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                wrong. my argument was that the standard was set from designed inspired from the natural world
                even hitmonlee and hitmonchan are designs that resemble bipedal animals that have been trained to do martial arts

                you think thats comparable to a fricking ice cream cone?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me what fricking animal Hitmonlee is, anon.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you ESL? it would all make sense if you are

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jacky chan

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But it's not bug type

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's actually Bruce lee, and he's a bug too. they're both Chinese

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's right, you know.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shit that would've been cool to see as a kid
      >30 years later
      >bread dog

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know what's cool to see? A bunch of vines with eyes

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          tangela gave moronic kids nightmares

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was, like everything else Gen 1, get fricked and have a nice day.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            why don't you choke on an angry ball with eyes and swallow angry sludge gay

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >animals dont hide in bushes when scared
          >vines aren't from the natural world

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are correct but this board is pretty much nintendo central, and pokeshit will be defended to death even if it is an incredibly dogshit franchise
      these people will mock other games for having insignificant bugs, but they wont dare say a thing about the latest pokeshit games being filled with bugs that are noticeable every few minutes

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's better than that ass creed you jizz to so much you homosexual.

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe nobody posted misty yet

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh 3/4/5
    Objectively, unequivocally, irrefutably, Pokemon designs began to get shit when they were designed for 3D first.

    The 2D era Pokemon designs were first created with illustrations, then abstracted into simpler sprites that eventually got good enough to represent the design really well. There was no reason to hold back with 2D images.

    3D era pokemon models were created in a CAD program first to be simplistic and low poly, then got illustrated afterwards. GF are incompetent hacks who can barely slap a children's RPG together they can't model and animate the intricate, organic designs from the older gens.

    The difference in design influence is obvious. That and furgays grew up and joined GF.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the worst designed pokemon are Koraidon and Miraidon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That and furgays grew up and joined GF.
      I've been seeing this a lot with any game that has monster designs and is 3D. It's awkward seeing games from my childhood being remade, and all of the animal cast has more blatant features intended to furbait.

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen wunner here. The bun dog is one the best new shitmons

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pokemon should ended after gen 2.
    I agree, that's when they changed the director and scraped a lot of awesome designs, as proven on the leaks, for more colored and "modern" ones.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be immune to FIRE
    Lots of players sleep on this

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would you do in this situation, anon?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd deploy a dispenser here

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Egg tree

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Gen 1 is the reason the current gens are pandering hard to Kanto.
    Gen 1 was the most buggy fricking game, and because of it's success, is the reason the current games are some of the buggiest fricking games in Nintendo's library. None of the later gens can shine as their own thing except Hoenn, cause they have to shove Kanto bullshit into your face.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 1 is chess, perfectly balanced to be enjoyable as its own thing.
      All the later games are Chess 21: Garden Rock and Dumpster Newspaper Edition where you can pick between 1000 different chess pieces to use, all with googly eyes and painted in rainbow colors

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play Pokemon Moon
    >first 8 hours are scripted handholdy linear garbage
    >health bars are almost as slow as in gen 4
    >no interesting new pokemon to catch
    >trials are RNG bullshit
    >wild encounters become a tedious drawn-out wienerblock fest with the "call for help" mechanic
    >drop the game

    >Play SoulSilver
    >enjoy exploring, using mons that benefit from the phys/spec split, following pokemon, and have a blast in the postgame battle facilities
    >re-play it for years and years without it ever getting boring or stale

    >Play Sword
    >scripted linear handholdy garbage with ZERO difficulty throughout the entire game
    >NPCs stop you every 5 seconds to dump 6 textbooks worth fo exposition in your face
    >90% of the games cutscenes are 'lol fade to black'
    >barely finish the main game and drop it

    >Play Emerald
    >have lots of fun exploring, catching mons with virtually no tutorials, ez shiny hunting to your heart's content, full-fledged postgame facilities, etc.
    >re-play the game for years without getting tired of it
    What the frick happened to this franchise?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Despite having a Mario tier plot Pokemon games have been increasingly insistant about telling a story and you WILL listen to your rival cry about his mommy issues while the not actually evil evil team summons god to rule the world.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trials are RNG bullshit
      What? They're exactly like every other battle in the franchise.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They changed the directors in gen 7. They also changed in gen 3. That's why gen 1/2 feels different from gen 3/4/5/6.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real Shit, Pokémon peaked on the DS and this is an objective fact

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because it's zoomers trying to fit in. They think Gen 1 is immune to criticism due to being the first and being old.

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    New design good, old design bad, shrieks the Gen Nower

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the newer gen designs are top kino. But it's a lot more hit-or-miss than in the old gens.

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    of course a dog made of bread is fairy type too

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >singlehandly destroy all those moronic MUH DRAGON EVOLVE
    I fricking love how dopey they approach this.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically my favorite pokemon for it. Stupid ass name too, love this fella

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FINALLY give dunsparce an evolution
      >after all these years...
      >its still fricking garbage

      I would have preferred a fricking dragon evo, at least make it usable

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually think the dog is kind of cute. Not a fan of this thing's design, though.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HERE I COM I AM CINNEMON

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's cinnamon mon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey Mon! eat some cereal!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      MOLEST HER FIRST FORM!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        gimmieghoul is the most antisemitic pokemon name I've ever heard. it's like if they had a pokemon call "wetbak"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont dislike it, but i wish the gremlin didnt evolve into it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She kinda sexy for a Gold Digger

      You would frick Anthropomorphic Gold would you?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't mind a golden wiener sleeve

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frigo Cheese!

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tries to act cool
    >her ace mon is the most derpiest one
    I don't get how anyone can hate on Gen 9.

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 1 is shit.
    Gen 2 is shit.
    Gen 3 is shit.
    Gen 4 is shit.
    Gen 5 is shit.
    Gen 6 is shit.
    Gen 7 is shit.
    Gen 8 is shit.
    Gen 9 is shit.
    Gen 10 will be shit.
    The spinoffs are shit.
    The cardgames are shit.
    The toys are shit.
    The anime is shit.
    The manga is shit.
    The movies are shit.
    The live action show is shit.
    The company is shit.
    The designs are shit.
    The gameplay is shit.
    Your opinions are shit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      tl;tr

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      (You) are shit. And so are we. Now that we got that out of the way, shut the frick up and post pokemon.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          street sharks were criminally underrated.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            they made that cartoon to sell toys. and those toys kicked ass.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The better franchise that died cause Pokemon came to America. It wasn't that jawesome.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has all the tauros
        >does not have MILTANK

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are the manuals and strategy guides shit too? What about the official illustrations, text fonts, and denominations?

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is gen 9 water starter

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      See, this Pokemon's based off of (You), you homo. How's that for grounded in reality.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        quixotegays...

        why does he have a fat ass?

        Why not?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          it does have a fat ass

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is he ok

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its how pokemon show their love

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably not what you meant but the Gen 9 starters are the strongest starters we've seen upon their debut.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its how pokemon show their love

          >here we go 'round the mulberry bush, mulberry bush, mulberry bush~

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      quixotegays...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does he have a fat ass?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gay mermaid
      >gay twink spy
      >gay twink dancer
      What will Gen 10's water starter be?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        they can go quad again

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that arcus? that looks like shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's pretty gay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a peawiener. It's a dancer. Why does it send you people into such frothing fits?

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh ground to reality!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally my mom's goldfish, troony.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have to be 18+ to post here

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess, it's called dogbun or something similar

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dachsbun.

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LETS TAKE A WAIFU MON
    >AND MAKE HER A ROBOT!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LETS TAKE A WAIFU MON
      Gallade is a waifu?

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dinosaur, turtle, lizard
    >dinosaur, hedgehog/badger, crocodile
    >raptor, chicken, axolotl
    >tortoise, sun wukong, emperor
    >emperor, sun wukong's fat pig merchant friend, samurai
    >tank, rogue, caster
    >archer, wrestler, pop idol
    >drummer, soccer player, spy
    >magician, opera singer, flamenco dancer
    When did starters stop being animals and start being jobs?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and start being jobs
      why are NEETmons considered superior to JOBmons?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause you're ignoring the fact they're also animals.
      >tortoise, sun wukong, penguin
      >snake, pig, sea mammal
      >rodent, fox, frog
      >owl, cat, seal
      >gorilla, rabbit, chameleon
      >cat, crocodile, gay as frick bird

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not animals, they're trannies in homosexual fursuits forwarding the leftist agenda.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          gays in Pokemon!? Unheard of!
          James was gay.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          trannies are monsters. so it only makes sense to turn them into pokemon to do our bidding.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and Charizard's an inflatable dragon balloon suit used by furries.

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just love they went full waifumon on a starter of all pokemon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganna make it canon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I saw my kid playing that I would break their switch

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >look dad I'm kissing my pokemon

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Sandcastles are fine? Kids make them in the real world, they're just sand in the shape of a castle. And Sandygast is a new gen pokemon, so it's allowed, right?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      sure why not

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean 80% of ghost pokemon is "what if object was haunted" so sure. I don't get being mad at Sandyghast.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      didnt realize you just find those around in the natural world

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can find sand, right? Sand can be formed into a shape, can't it?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          can be =/= is found as
          by this, computer parts would be pokemon

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Porygon, anon. Porygon's made on a computer by team rocket. It's a precious gen 1 mon, so we must suck it's wiener to completion, right?

            >balloon like animals dont exist
            k

            its like you moron zoomers arent even trying

            Mmhm, that's why we have Qwilfish anon. Which doesn't have mammalian ears, arms, or feet. Jigglypuff is a fairy balloon, and it's concept design was a literal balloon on a string. Your 'found in nature' bullshit has been debunked.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              , anon. Porygon's made on a computer by team rocket. It's a precious gen 1 mon, so we must suck it's wiener to completion, right?
              keep up with the thread

              >>Mmhm, that's why we have Qwilfish anon. Which doesn't have mammalian ears, arms, or feet. Jigglypuff is a fairy balloon, and it's concept design was a literal balloon on a string. Your 'found in nature' bullshit has been debunked.
              again,why do you think you need to copy every single thing from the natural world when using it as inspiration for a design and not just part of it?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So supernatural things can be allowed in your little 'pokemon design philosophy'? Yet scream when Klink, Trubbish, Vanillish and Klefki are brought up, stomping your feet, screaming they aren't Pokemon?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        they should make a dildo pokemon and name it after you

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's pretty cool

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally got so angry it fricking died
      Not bad.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it was foreshadowing

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, wiener for ass, explain Jigglypuff. It's a literal fricking balloon. Balloons don't happen in nature.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does it matter? pokemon aren't real. none of them exist in nature. they're just based on things we as humans see. they can be anything

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >balloon like animals dont exist
      k

      its like you moron zoomers arent even trying

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the bread part edible? Does it taste like bread or is it just bread-shaped dog flesh?

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, if that anon is seething about some of the older pokemon, I bet seeing this pokemon would give him a heart attack.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like it has testicles on its balls

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      whys it leg cut off?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a big ass hammer

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          For a good reason.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            poor corviknight

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >your franchise is shit
    >SHUT UP, GEN 1 AND 2 ARE FULL OF GLITCHES AND HAVE BAD LEVEL SCALING AND HAVE OBJECT MONS AND HUMAN MONS AND AND AND
    Why are Pokegays so defensive of the newer games being criticised? Saying an ancient gameboy game from 30 years ago is worse is not a good look.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Criticize gen 1? You're automatically the 'what ever gen i currently hate' person.

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clefairy is proof we can find fairies in the real world.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep SMALL MAMMALIAN LIKE CREATURES are definitely not inspired from the natural world (in a chibi form)

      So supernatural things can be allowed in your little 'pokemon design philosophy'? Yet scream when Klink, Trubbish, Vanillish and Klefki are brought up, stomping your feet, screaming they aren't Pokemon?

      do supernatural pokemon from Gen1 resemble anything found in the natural world? say something like animals?

      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        give them a break and just say they're running out of ideas

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gen 1 had a fricking rock that can float, two balls with eyes, and a smiling pink slime. They ran out of ideas in 1995.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those are all classic RPG tropes and you will respect them, Unovabortion.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. I won't. Cause they're the laziest attempts at those tropes, you fricking prejizz stain.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              See? Criticize gen 1 and you get called what ever gen they currently hate. It's fricking amazing. Every pokemon game and design is shit

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                especially arcus.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What animals inspired clefairy, anon. Cause they're not even from Earth.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >citing lore again
          its all so exhausting entertaining ESLs

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japanese plush dolls

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not an animal. And it's man made, so it's unnatural.

            >citing lore again
            its all so exhausting entertaining ESLs

            >says floating balls of metal are natural
            >screams when someone brings up an object mon from gen 5

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              so are you.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah magnets are not natural you're right

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                the earth is a magnet

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah the only magnet that exists right

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                no. go take a science class

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                so other magnets exist? ok im glad we agree then

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you were genuinely moronic. it's good we agree

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                neither are snow or icicles

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're forgetting the part that it's a literal ball of floating metal. Tell me where that happens in nature, anon. It's literally a machine. MAN. MADE. It's not NATURAL.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tell me where that happens in nature
                sure as soon as you tell me where I said that a design must be used from something that happens in nature

                magnemite is not a machine, magnemite isnt used for a specific function or task on its own. your thinking is so small and simple that you literally think because something is made of metal, it must be a machine lmao

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally a robot, anon.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                if that's your interpretation, thats fine but magnets are still found in the natural world

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds to me like you're dancing around the issue. Porygon's literally a computer program. That's as unnatural as it comes. It's made out of polygons. It's name is Polygon. You say it's natural cause it has a vague duck shape? That's just cope.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                this'll be the 3rd time I have to reiterate for your poor ESL brain:
                porygon's design is inspired from the natural world. it looks like a bird or a duck, that's the standard the Gen1 set. I did not say porygon is natural or it's lore is found in the natural world either

                the lore implications or origins are irrelevant to this standard. i'm not sure how much more simple and clear I can make it than that. if you can't understand these words there's no point in me trying to explain it anymore

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you just call people ESL to make yourself feel better? And your cope for voltorb and electrode is 'pokeballs exist in the pokemon world, so they should too', conflicting with your 'no lore allowed' explanations? Get fricked, you fricking 10 year old.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                if i have to repeat such a simple concept 3 times, what else is it other than ESL at best? I should have just gone with my hunch and knew I was talking to someone with abject moronation from the start.
                >And your cope for voltorb and electrode is 'pokeballs exist in the pokemon world, so they should too', conflicting with your 'no lore allowed' explanations
                what other examples are there to pokemon being inspired by the natural OF pokemon thats unique to it? any new dogshit pokemon dont have inspirations from the pokemon world that's unique to it?
                EVEN if that's not enough. a colored sphere isn't a violation of things that are inspired from the natural world
                >Get fricked, you fricking 10 year old
                genuinely upset holy shit rofl

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So by your logic, Foongus is perfect. It's head is covered by a pokeball design. It's a mushroom.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                it looks cool but it's actually a shit pokemon

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                you two should have sex with each other

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >porygon's design is inspired from the natural world.
                the bread dog in the OP is based off a dog
                what is clefairy? fairies aren't real. or jigglypuff? defend those with terminology that does not apply to bread dog pomemon or keys pokemon

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                cause the bread dog isn't gen 1

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                so you admit defeat that you cannot describe the design difference between bread dog and some shit like geodude?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes you fricking esl, cause bread is completely naturally occurring

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes yeast exists. Just like in your mom's pussy

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                OP's pic is a dog mixed with a Bavarian cream donut

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dogs can be found in nature. Or so I'm told

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The ingredients for a Bavarian cream donut exist in nature. Meaning this is the ultimate pokemon. It combines multiple plants with an animal.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                the Japanese are obsessed with food.
                and so am I

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                the reason this bread dog is a shit pokemon design unlike clefairy or jigglypuff is that the dog largely resembles something thats also VERY unlike something from the natural world, while clefairy and jigglypuff just largely resemble some small animal (something from the nature world) exaggerated in chibi form

                So by your logic, Foongus is perfect. It's head is covered by a pokeball design. It's a mushroom.

                why would I have a problem with this pokemon? it's very obviously inspired from the natural world with what basically could be camouflage

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the dog largely resembles something thats also VERY unlike something from the natural world?
                explain why you made this sub 80 IQ statement. it is a dog made of food
                >while clefairy and jigglypuff just largely resemble some small animal (something from the nature world) exaggerated in chibi form
                say the animal. hint: it's not a cat or rodent.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it is a dog made of food
                do you think that when people are talking about design inspirations from the natural world, they're also including bakery item foods? genuinely curious if you're moronic or not
                >say the animal. hint: it's not a cat or rodent.
                inspired from the natural world =/= exact real world counterpart

                Cause it's a new gen object mon.

                where did I write off all new gen pokemon?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cause it's a new gen object mon.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. insane clown posse

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick is a magnet

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MUH OBJECT MON
    They elevated those pokemon type into legendary status.

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >object mon
    >IT'S NOT NATURAL
    >copypaste animal
    >WHAT THE FRICK!?
    make up your mind you c**t clog

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh cool, so some of the gays doesn't know about the ULTRA BEAST of gen 9. Time to spoil that!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Hey, they had a year to find out.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why is everything chrome?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >giraffe Raikou
      They really need to stop making new garbage forms for older mons.

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This entire thread.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see it as an excuse to post mons

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        post more mons

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Excadrill carried me through a lot of the games. post him

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              the mole doesn't exist in Gen9, so I can't.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm glad I didn't buy that shit game

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That you know of.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only way I'd buy arcus is if it was less than $10. looks like a phone game compared to sword and shield

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not arceus, it's scarlet and violet. Arceus but worse.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah I didn't play them either. last game I played was sword

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love how the Raidon is then sleeping beside her. YJK.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always like how it comes down to the bullied licking the bullied

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Arven's story is the best story in all of Pokemon, and the saddest. I want to hug him and cuddle him and tell him it will be okay.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He is a great character. He is what happen if you take Lillie but make Lillie useful. I love how all the pokemon he gains fit his cooking theme and his progression as a decent pokemon trainer. The sad dog story is extremely cheap but works well regardless.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            ugly woolless rat

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              no u

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mega evo is superior and you know it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the foretress that pops in from fricking nowhere

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ARE THOSE...PLUSH TOYS, MADE BY MEN!? THOSE ARE UNNATURAL! PLEASE, SATOSHI-SAMA, REMOVE THESE BAKA GAIJIN DESIGNS!

  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  72. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 9 thunderbird compare to Gen 1 thunderbird

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      right will always look awesome

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the legendary so fricking tiny?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the thunder seagull is just that big.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like GF is a moron when it comes to size compared to the anime directors.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is the same game where you eat a sandwich and suddenly, every pokemon in the wild is a giant

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aka: they had no direction

  73. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    While we're at it, I love how they properly introduce the 'raidon as your companion throughout the story. Making it act like Toothless is just a bonus.

  74. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  75. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arven's dad dies in one game, mom is missing
    >Arven's mom dies in the other game, dad is missing
    In both games, he's fricked.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sada and Turo were married. Depending on the version one left just after Arven was born and the other went nuts and created a time machine then got themselves killed by the violent Raidon. Poor boy has had a really hard life.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they still did third games, you know for a fact both his parents would have been murdered in the past/future.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sada and Turo were married. Depending on the version one left just after Arven was born and the other went nuts and created a time machine then got themselves killed by the violent Raidon. Poor boy has had a really hard life.

      At least he can move on with his life after the story.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey what games do grininja show up in?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in the third version Scarple both parents will be dead

  76. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what's in your mouth! ...oh

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fang is the actual (object) pokemon. The body is just snow.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          that snow is a long boy

  77. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uoooooh anons moms pussy

  78. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing in the world, pokemon or ours, looks like Pidgey. Prove me wrong.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robin

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        cardinal

        >implying birds

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      cardinal

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >IMPLYING BIRDS

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          what are you trying to imply?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            He got BTFO and replied with an NPC comment.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              cardinal was the correct answer. they're mean as shit too. extremely territorial

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Birds aren't natural.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're naturally a homosexual

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you unnaturally became a woman.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's 5 things I check for before I leave my house. my phone, keys, and my dick and balls

  79. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  80. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say Jynx isn't a natural world inspired pokemon, but someone would just say 'Black folk exist'.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they got so mad they had to change her skin color

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  81. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >car

  82. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    AFTER gen 2?
    no, get off my coattails, your baby sphereoid-mon are the ones that don't belong

  83. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    These gen 10 pokemon suck.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up homosexual

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I werewolf dude the best. I'm old school

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey isn't this the game that got ruined by two coom brained furgays that bought out both of the highest kickstarter tiers? Or am I thinking of a different game?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Different game. That's the game Midway killed cause it was a threat to mortal kombat.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >threat to Mortal Kombat
          Not with these two it wasn't, but understandable that they put the game out of its misery. Kickstarter tiers that allow someone to add in a character are a meme.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rampage =/= Colossal Kaiju Kombat.

  84. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is salazzle's actual size

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I choose inteleon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And it's eyeing Florian's crotch..

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The kid is one lucky motherfricker.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nemora
          >the female gym leaders
          >the female hikers
          >the school nurse
          >the female team star bosses

          Florian sires a lot of offspring during his adventure.

  85. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh cool, you guys hit the post limit! I also like my cute FEMALE eevee

  86. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's pokemon. there's no spoon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kadabra says otherwise.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's cool that homosexual magician lost the court case

  87. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks to the Tera Raids, you can get one without any evolve bullshit

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          scyther is my favorite pokemon, but I love this evolution

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I take it you dont like the rock one?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like all three.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              never played a game with it in it. I haven't played all the games.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              scyther is so bad ass. I'm glad they gave him evolutions

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                scyther is still useful with eviolite or baton pass, so that nice.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                that ass isn't big enough

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the names toboggan
                >Mantis toboggan

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the names toboggan
                >Mantis toboggan

                I need a mosnter condom for my massive dong

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Legends Arceus and Masters Ex have such a superior visual style to the mainline games after X&Y, it's not even funny.
              It blows my mind that people at GF looked at Masters EX and probably looked at this too and then looked at the way S&S and S&V looked and said "Yeah this is good, ship it".
              It's just so much better.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like evolving my own Pokémon so I can manage attacks and buffs/drains

  88. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3d is fine but nintendBlack folk don't want to just admit the switch is not powerful enough
    WHATS THAT MENTALL ILLNESS???

  89. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    well thread dead so, go to zzzz

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