What the frick is this shit?

What the frick is this shit? I haven't played pokemon in a long time but decided to check out the new game, and don't get me wrong it's kind of neat you can ride pokemon like they do In the cartoon. But it's very silly and lazy to literally make a pokemon a lizard with motorcycle wheels. I even saw some guy have this robot Pokémon that was a literal car lol. What happened to pokemon being fun imaginary animals/cryptids/legendary fantasy creatures?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Found the car thing. How silly is this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are great!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The front "wheel" is a dewlap, all lizards have that. The back "wheel" is the lizard's tail, coiled up like a chameleon's.

      This is a ghost that possessed a discarded engine block and attached itself to a hunk of rock to leech off the toxic chemicals within for fuel. It doesn't roll around, it floats. Because it's a ghost. You see the spiky "cylinder" above the eye? That's its mouth.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a ghost, but the rest seems to be accurate. I'm not sure how the metal is it's actually body if it's originally just a poison type though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its very silly thats why I love it.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a lizard with motorcycle wheels
    It's a throat-sack and a curlied up tail you absolute mongoloid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's name is literally "Cyclizar" lol and people who ride them are all wearing leather jackets and shit.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    personally i hate this thing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I just got done with Cascarrafa and the desert was when I really saw a bunch of weird looking new shit that's just lazy. So it's a Tumbleweed that has a "lost soul" trapped in it? How is that even a pokemon? It's like a monster you'd see in a Zelda game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf, youre actually playing this shit?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's a game, you're supposed to play it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get off the board, tourist.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes? it's a fun game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are a ton of ghost Pokemon that are [object] with a lost soul. Yamask and Phantump are explicitly human souls.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe, but their designs are definitely more interesting than tumbleweed with eyes. Plus Yamask turns into a haunted coffin with ghost hands and Trevanent is a big haunted moving tree, which is a lot cooler than tumbleweed but it has more of a face now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tumbleweed with eyes
            Yet its a design that noone yet ever used. Its very creative to use the seeds as eyes.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No one used it because it’s shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So it's a Tumbleweed that has a "lost soul" trapped in it? How is that even a [monster from a JRPG]? It's like a monster you'd see in a [JRPG]
        The joke writes itself.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Zelda
          >JRPG
          I... what?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zelda is JRPG
            You will tell me that Chrono Cross is not a JRPG?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              do you think anyone has played Chrono Cross?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ganker is a 20 year old website, a lot of people here are in their 30s

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              wtf does zelda have to do with chrono cross?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah he looks cool

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think if you remove the throat sack and leave the tail alone it becomes one of the best pokemon designs in ages.

    Like a poke yoshi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'll agree it at least looks like an OG pokemon. But the whole concept of people riding them and it having the "wheels" look is just odd to me. I guess you can rationalize it by saying it looking like a bike is a coincidence and humans gravitated towards them because of that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it looks half baked. Like if you look at the pic I posted the throat pouch doesn't even connect to his throat properly. Like it was an after thought. I think mount lizard is a solid idea and if they wanted the bike aesthetic more like in

        https://i.imgur.com/36oXevS.png

        What the frick is this shit? I haven't played pokemon in a long time but decided to check out the new game, and don't get me wrong it's kind of neat you can ride pokemon like they do In the cartoon. But it's very silly and lazy to literally make a pokemon a lizard with motorcycle wheels. I even saw some guy have this robot Pokémon that was a literal car lol. What happened to pokemon being fun imaginary animals/cryptids/legendary fantasy creatures?

        they should get rid of the flesh wheels and instead add lore where they find boulders or wood to roll with like pic related
        actually that's even more moronic nvm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tornadus at home

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamefreak realized that people will eat up any pokemon design if they do pokemon plus some real world object or attach some gimmick piece to them instead of just making them elemental animals.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather use this thing over a literal fricking animal covered in paint

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What happened to pokemon being fun imaginary animals/cryptids/legendary fantasy creatures?
    You didn't buy the games that had them

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought the bike wheel lizards were dumb too at first but it's actually genuinely clever

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What happened to pokemon being fun imaginary animals/cryptids/legendary fantasy creatures?
    a little bike lizard that uses a throat sac and tail to make wheels is peak imaginary fun, your post makes no sense

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is peak imaginary fun
      what a WIIIILD fricking imagination you got

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, what happened to the good old days of Pokemon when we had
    >rat but purple
    >bird, bird but bigger, bird but bigger
    >other bird
    >literally just a cat
    >purple sludge
    >eggs
    >dude what if poliwhirl got ANGRY
    >dude what if pokeball got ANGRY
    >jackie chan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jackie chan
      HEY!
      That's Jackie Chan WITH A SKIRT to you, mister.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Youre saying that just because you dont want people to play your favorite game and end up saying that its shit, kys

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