What the frick is up with online names????

Why is every fricking person online having some quirky ass reddit humour or a catchphrase to a meme or something pop culture? I fricking hate it.
I remember when people would just use their irl name, hobby or something dope as a historical figure or a god like apollo or some shit.

Its like people used to be cool you know? They were a person, nowadays everyone is some terminally online loser

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can you give some examples

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saw a very old video where the dude's name was Hoffmanbmx. Which we can conclude that he likes bmx and that matt hoffman is his idol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nate Higgers
      Walking Talking Stephen Hawking
      Mr. Lister the Sister Fister
      Kim Jong Illest
      and a few more I forget.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss usernames like xXVirgin_Slayer98Xx

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything that is made fun of is secretly liked and the overt displeasure is actually internal dialectic and the hatred is actually love.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because all the cool normal names get taken .

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP were you even alive when forums existed and everyone had some quirky reference or meme or quote in their signature? It's nothing new

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody but losers browsed forums back then

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I remember when people would just use their irl name

    this didn't happen until facebook became a thing

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my name has been buttcheeksassface for 15 years Im not changing it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao people have always been stealing pop culture and cult culture
    i forget the death metal band but the guy literally named himself after a LOTR character
    the late 90s/early 00s were especially annoying as every kid and teen were just starting to shit up the place
    nothing like seeing six MasterChief variations every game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about Burzum/Varg?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ummmm akshyually death metal would be Morgoth since Burzum is black metal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >death metal band but the guy literally named himself after a LOTR character
      Extremely common in extreme metal.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Had my name for ages. It's a simple 6 letter word that is almost never taken. Had it since 2009

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to mention that it's not "Black person"

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I took the name Tartarsauce4

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, my website is ditzbitz because it's a pun from my last name, and its video games so like digital bits. On other places I use my real name because who cares.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://boards.Ganker.org/v/thread/604565686#bottom
    heres a thread where someone got doxxed cuz his UN was close to his irl name

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can make your your character yellow
    >name him jaudice

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