What the frick is up with this ass strawman?

What the frick is up with this ass strawman? There's more Jackbox Party Packs than examples for any of these three yet you dont see people b***hing and moaning

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are just either mulitplayergays/AAAgays or people don't play games (actual tourists)

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you play "indie" games I just presume you don't know anything about real games and can only digest the newest sanded down, repackaged versions of older games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh if you like the churros from this stand you are a dogshit person! You should be eating churros from this other stand thats older even through there isn't much difference in taste.
      Yeah I know, Food analogy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weird way of saying you're afraid of playing old games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird way of saying you're afraid of playing old games.

      This may come as a shock to you, but it's possible to enjoy indie games AND old games.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope lol

        Tell me what an "indie" game is so I can laugh at you.

        Halo 2

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nope lol
          So you're shitposting, got it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope my sad little trend follower. I don't know why you're afraid, old games are just the same thing but better. Latching to these weird pygmy reject clones that never hit the same and are forgotten in weeks, it's a weird choice but purposefully handicapping your development only serves to hurt you.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Forgotten in weeks
              >You're still seething about them today

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is forgotten?

                But enough about AAA franchises.

                Enough about this thing nobody was talking about in the first place. Clever atheist 😉

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me what an "indie" game is so I can laugh at you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He thinks it's a game with pixel graphics, made by someone with a stupid haircut and a bowtie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about AAA franchises.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    classic Ganker bait. not much to it.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick is a released game vaporware
    do you even know what that word means

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People think it qualifies as "bait" if they legitimately get angry about games that are popular and people call them stupid.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a vaporware WarioLand platformer

    Name five. And no, Pizza Tower doesn't count because it got released as a full game.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is fnaf ripoff game controversial?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares, it's just yet another schizo on Ganker who reposts the same fricking shit multiple times per day every day

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I say this with not a single bit of irony, I wish we had way more depressed earthbound RPGs. I would love to play fifteen more games as quality as Undertale.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a time on Ganker in the late 2000s/early 2010s where all anyone did was talking about indie games. Super Meat Boy, Limbo, Stardew Valley, Darkest Dungeon, Papers Please, Hotline Miami, FTL, Shovel Knight, Amnesia, Binding of Isaac, Minecraft, Monday Night Combat, Braid. This is on top of games like Cave Story always being mentioned among games people should have to play.

    Then something happened and all anyone here knew how to do was engage in culture war. All that mattered was the state of AAA games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't mean to include Stardew Valley

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's almost impossible to have genuine game discussion because of rampant shitposting unless the game itself is hugely popular, such as how Deltarune had almost hourly threads when Chapter 2 got released, and then when Spamton Sweepstakes happened. I can't even go into an Etrian Odyssey thread without having the resident moron screeching pedophiles at everyone and derailing the thread.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, id say either hugely popular or the rare case of niche enough to dodge lazy shitposters but fast enough to not get pushed off

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate jackbox games so much

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    morons only see what is popular

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HURRR NAME 292938373 FOR WARIOWARE PLATFORMERS
    antonblast and there was another one whose name slips my mind

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Failed game devs that cannot accept that their product is lacking so they make a strawman to blame to feel better about themselves

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many indie warioland clones are there?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally one, Pizza Tower.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza Tower and Antonblast.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've definitely seen a lot of "le quirky Earthbound-inspired" shit and mascot horror is functionally a fricking genre at this point but I'm struggling to think of Warioland ripoffs that aren't Pizza Tower.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing that isn't correct is vaporware wario land
    only other example i can think of is antonblast/intrinsically tied with pizza tower fandom

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bait itself is shit, too.
    >Deltarune
    Earthbound is not the main inspiration, although an inspiration regardless, it's more inspired by regular JRPGs. The game isn't even fully out yet to even tell if it's based on le depression. Omori would've been a better pick.
    >Pizza Tower
    No longer vaporware, obviously, and the only fully released Warioland clone to my knowledge. Calling it a "Quirky Vaporware Platformer" would've been better.
    >Poppy's Playtime
    "Cliche" would've been a better adjective. Aside from the NFTs (which were already backpedaled on), its controversy is the result of making horror games "kid-friendly" instead of gatekeeping the series from them. That result being: brain-rotted, developmentally-stunted kids doing self-destructive shit to themselves and their friends because Mr. video game character told them to. Shit's been happening since Slenderman.

    >inb4 "you still took the bait

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